nice cans
 

she looks a little like Valerie Bertinelli.

well, before Valerie blew up like the Gulf War.

Fariq here needs to stop waving his arms in the air like he just doesn't care. i'll bet his armpit smells like a week-old $5 Foot Long left out in the rain.
 

Is she getting head from a Ghost Nipple?
 

Give him a break, he's still reeling from that frying pan to the face that plastered his nose flat.

Better yet, don't give him a break, give a squirt of "Really Ripped Abs" and send him back to the dance floor.
 

Fariq is gaga over his sister's boobies.

Can't blame the sweaty shitbag.
 

enough with the armpits today. these douchebags are sweatier than plinky's mom in a candy factory
 

shes so delicious hes going in for a slobbery lick.
 

Plinky's mom doesn't sweat that much if you spray her down with Really Ripped Abs first.
 

She's sweeeet. He should be drawn and quartered.
 

She's the shit. He's just shit.
 

What the hell is up with the pitstains? Does no one know how to pick out a good antiperspirant? And wtf is up with the hand on the right? Is it a phantom douche? The aura is strong in that one. I'm guessing this face is from the thing in back of him (can't tell if it's female or male) sticking its dick in his ass as the picture was taken. Surprise butt seks!

She's super cute and it makes me have hope for humanity that she doesn't have a wedding ring on and thus isn't permanently attached to this bag. Get out now while the getting is good.
 

latest Persian futbol craze... the pit lick chain
 

in his last gasp as a douchebag, Epstein tries to slime a brunette Julia Stiles
 

hey it's adnan ghalib! where's the spears sex tape?
 

She makes my pants tingle in all the right places. I'd happily adjust her necklace...with my tongue.

Him, I'd remove his shirt and shove his nose in it like you do a dog who just piddled on the floor.
 

um...not the face i'd be making if i were standing next to snow white.
what a sweaty, painfully ugly douchebag. and what a searingly hot chick.
notice the douche hand signal creeping into the lower right corner.
 

The mixture of polished agate and tiger's eye on her necklace provide metaphorical stepping stones across her river, to the her lovely grotto.

I am now going to go polish my agate.
 

Anthony Labaglia - your second post was genius! LMFAO

umm, folks? Are you sure she isn't posing next to a dead guy? He sure looks dead and she could be a hitman for the North Jersey Mafia, posing for her "Whacked Jobs" photo album.
 

Oh, she is a goddess. I'd like to blaze a trail through those picturesque hills.

And he drips with stank.

AV
 

@doucheland:

Thank you, thank you, I just calls 'em as I sees 'em.

As for your dead guy hypothesis- yes that could very well be. I also could see myself allowing her to whack me.

And by "whack me" of course I mean whack me off.
 

remember that scene in Kill Bill where Uma's character wakes up in a hospital and remembers that her male nurse was raping her while she was in a coma? then when the guy walks in, she cuts his achilles tendon, sending him falling to the floor, whereupon she drags him over to an open door, places his head in it, closes the door a few times on his head before arching back and finally crushing his skull in the closed door?

remember that scene?



yeah, that's what i want to do to this choad.
 

She has that "Why the hell is a girl like her doing anal porn vids" look.

He looks like an anal fissure.
 

Little did Fariq know that his employers at Right Republickin' Guard sent in this photo.....
 

Poor girl just went up to the bar to grab another Cosmo when she was accosted by a camera phone and a dude who smelled and perspired like meat left out on the counter to thaw ... for six days. She doesn't know him, but was hoping that if she smiled pretty he'd buy her a drink and she could ignore him for the rest of the night. They are not together. They are NOT together!!

At least that's what I choose to believe. Because I don't want to have to jump off a bridge today.
 

Slap this guy in a cow costume and swap out the chick for a salt block.

How's that for a mental image?

He's not so much a "Sweat Hog" as a "Sweaty Heifer."

- Douchey Smurf
 

Why is this busty pearlesque beauty with this crusty burlesque of a man? He probably thought the same thing... right before his stroke.
 

Is that necklace part of the dress? For some reason, I'm fascinated by this question.
 

@ Anon 5:00, no it's not. She just accessorizes very well.
 

Ewwww.

Just ewwww.Puking Fariquey ewww.

She's truly a sweetie pie.
Sweet Caroline.
 

Thanks so much for this.

I was just discussing the question of "what sort of douchebag does the extended arm digicam shot, not only to catch his rancid pitstain but also to capture his freaking can-opener nose at just the most disgusting nostril-revealing angle?" with several other colleagues.

Now all I have to do is point at this picture.

--VS
 

Is someone pointing at her boobs? Like we were going to miss them in the picture or something? I'd probably sweat that much too if I was next to that geyser of good god all mighty.
 

she just wants a really sweat guy.

is it me or does he look like he should be winning oscars for best supporting actor as the swarthy villain from a vague middle eastern country?
 

I gotta confess, I've come back to this photo and enlarged it to look at the sparkling beauty of Caroline about 300 times today. And when the photo is blown up, Fariq dissapears.

And when Fariq disappears, Little Vin pokes his turtle head out of my boxers.......
 

Awrh thats sweet you can tell why she wanted to pose with him... wait no, no you can't. Who cares about time travel the origin of the universe, can science please explain the reason douches attract hot chicks.
 

If she's a mob hit man then I'm going to pay her to whack Roddy McPokeStick, the little bald one-eyed man that lives in my pants.
 

It's Margaret Hamilton, aka, the Wicked Witch of the West, reincarnated.
...as a douche.
 

This picture can only be explained by the pointing finger of that dog's master chastising the mutt-face for pushing his mug against the glass of the freshly-cleaned storm door.
sweaty beast...check
tongue hanging out...check
front leg up on glass...check
ignoring smiling mistress..check

Been there, done that.
 

two words:
Vinny. Barbarino.
up that sweaty bastard's nose with a hydrochloric acid hose.
 

Haha that's me.
 

She's about average for this site, but the hottest girl on this site? Not even close. Maybe I just don't see it, but I think she's just very average. Feel free to yell at me and tell me I'm an a-hole.
 

Sweet pit stains ya MONKEY!!!
 

Oddly enough - I know her. San Jose girl. Sweet as they come. Douchebag sold separately.
 

hahahahaah! lmfao! just saw this the other day. this is my bro & we are mexiCan. this is too funny. he can be a douche sometimes and he likes taking pics like that. at least he's not on the dirty!