Is it just me, or does she have really big boobies?
 

I think Teddy is allergic to coconuts.
 

Somethin' toxic's going' on here, cuz Teddy's elbow is glowing red.
 

I think if you line pictures of this kid up with sequential photos of a Prompa (Fung, to our virgin viewers) you will have a rather scientifically accurate diagram of the sublte evolution of the uber-guido.

-Ponderonymous
 

This douchebag is suffering from a major case of rosecia. Someone get him an ice pack stat!

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

I can't tell these guidos apart anymore.
 

That white collar against the black is almost clerical, as in ministerial.

Now, if that was Jesus-bling on his neck...
 

i'd like to know what going on in her head.

middle douche needs more mascara and rouge.
 

i think that's none other than Joey Porsche in the background, right above her head.

that would help explain the Ed Hardy attire, eyebrow waxing, and blow-out hairstyles happening in the foreground.

she's not lost, but she's flirting with it. push-up bras are a beautiful thing, eh?
 

it's really unbelievable how the douche population can take fads and make them their own thus leaving them only recognizable as something douchey(see ED Hardy tee's).the bags are a breed that teach me something new everyday.

And by teach me something new, I mean they make me want to huff model airplane glue and punch myself in the dick.
 

All this hunting is starting to get to me. Everywhere I go, everything I see and hear.....

Just the other day, a guy thought I was crazy because while at the marina convenience store getting ice I yelled at the ice machine in response to looking at a sticker sign on it that said, "Is one 'bag enough?"

Hell yeah! One 'bag is too many!!
 

There seems to be a lot of balance in this photo: Two scrotes, two boobies, two 'Bag hand-gestures, two pouty-faces up in the air, blue jeans and blue laced bra...
 

Teddy looks like a baby bird prepared to suckle at the regal foreskin of Xenu

Michelle's bustin' out boobies could start a porn star revolution... her cleavage looks like a fat baby's ass
 

There's either an allergic reaction or something spray-on happening in this pic, because Teddy's punchable kissy-face is a completely different color than his wringable neck.

Call me old-fashioned, but a chick flipping the bird is just asking for a spanking.
 

with those pursed lips and red face, he could double as a baboon's ass
 

@creature Teddy looks like a baby bird prepared to suckle at the regal foreskin of Xenu

beautiful
 

I can see the caption under this uber-generic MySpace photo now:

"Yo mofos dis be 4 all mah h8erz. yall needz ta get a life"

Pretty soon, Teddy Ruxspits will be along to post the same thing.
 

I've heard of hoverbags, but Mr Spock on the right there ought to let Starship Enterprise beam him all the way back up. His head and torso appear to be lingering behind the rest of his body in transit.
 

Daisy Fuentes can do better. And by better I mean boobs.
 

Damn, there's stripes again to remind me of Old Chap.
 

I wouldn't go into the same room with this bunch without putting on a hazmat suit first.

I always wondered what happened to Screech since Saved By The Bell was cancelled.
 

Maybe Michelle's just flipping Teddy off and wanted it captured for posterity. Kudos to her.

And her boobies.
 

bcs, truly a baboons ass & is that pink wisp of smoke escaping his facial rectum a simian fart?

just askin'
 

Themz really cute boobies, all perky with a blue and white lacey halter-trim. And cleavage that would suffocate a gerbil.

Just reminiscin.'
 

2 members of the US House of Reps responding to the financial bailout package
 

Those are the same hand signals my mistress flashes at anyone who honks when she is taking me for a walk.
 

creature @1:01

Well, stated, my friend, well-stated.
 

ok, does don ed hardy know what is going on in this country? did he sell his artwork to be worn by little boys who tweeze their eyebrows and get dumber by the minute? i'd bet my dick that he absolutely did not. how about von dutch? kenny howard is rolling over in his goddamned grave right now, because of turds like this. well, sweet pair on miss classy anyway, and look at dummy mcstupid sticking his mug in the shot! dumber than a bag of hammers.
 

4th level Bleeth alert:

Heather Locklear has nearly reached Yasmine Bleeth territory.

Shed no tears, she has been fouled by a Jersey scrote SamboraBag and is beyond redemption.

Who's next, ScarJo?


The IMDB seems to back it up ....
 

This picture reminds me of that movie "Basket Case".

But for some reason this picture doesn't piss me off. Its like its just more of the same. I expect to see assholes like this wearing some bling, sporting that hair, flashing that sign, wearing Ed Hardy shirts, and brainwashing a Push-up Pop of Hott. I think I'm just getting a case of Douche Depression. I don't even have something to say about her luscious sweater bunnies poking their head out of their den.
Any prescriptions out there for Douche Depression?
 

Those rosy cheeks came from the verbal "bitch slapping" this scrotebag is getting from this site. When the pic first went up, they were not red...

Way to go DB1. Keep it coming.
 

Let it be known I have switched from coffee to Drano in order to alleviate the throb in my temples caused by all these goddamned Guidos. And by 'Guido' I mean 'dude who needs to get fist-fucked by General Patton'.
 

I think the dude on the right could be classified as a hoverbag?
 

Don't forget the kissy lips. I'd suggest putting a nice stud piercing through both lips, but they'd probably take me up on it in the interests of out-douching each other.
Definitely a weekly contender. Even the eyes look like they transplanted Jewel's eyes onto a man.
 

Apparently his facial skin is having an allergic reaction to glory hole doilies.
 

is it just me or are these the same two guys in the prompa picture
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/Prompas3-741438.jpg
They got the ed hardy shirts and the same bling and everything.
 

I came here to say what King Douchankhamun just said.
These gotta be Prompas/Fung don't they? Or has this already been noticed & Teddy Troll Doll is the new name of Prompas/Fung & I'm just behind in my Bag studies?
 

DB1. Your comments are brilliant on this one. I laughed out loud!! mmm...melons.
 

I think that's Lee Hottie. Correct me if I'm wrong. Actually who cares, he is still a douche.

Kranky
 

I can't believe noone recognized hoverdouche from his American Pie-fucking days.
 

@archidoucheis:

BASKET CASE!!!! Fuck me- that made me feel like I was having an LSD flashback!! What a great fucking movie. Used to watch with my friend Bobby Navarro- he had this great AV setup with that movie on "laserdisc" back when the discs were like the size of record albums- Basket Case, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange- Bobby's dead now, rest his soul- but that sure brings back some fond memories- Thanks Dude.
 

@king douchankhamun, 3:18 p.m. -

Well, trendoids are indeed copycats, though it's hard to say these are the Prompas. Teddy doesn't look like Fung.....though it would be interesting to discover that Fung tried to cover his orange/purple skin with some kind of makeup yet still felt the need to go out 'baggin' it up.


@anthony labaglia, 5:30 p.m. -

Good call!
 

I'd let her check my prostate with that finger.....hell, I'd let her check my prostate with her tongue.


Toucan has to pay for an extra seat for his beak whenever he flies.
 

Fuck US?

O no, no, no, dear children. I beg to differ.

Shameless Plug Department: Yesterday we had our first DOUCHEBAGS OF THE LIVING DEAD training at my Museum of Horrors. It appears that I've attracted an unexpected number of East Coast transplants to my cause this season that are more than willing to share their insights into the culture and practices.

The mockery, it shall be glorious.
 

DB1: This cat on the right looks nor smells anything like the hoverbag captured a few frames below him. No resemblance in looks or motive; a different species entirely. But he's a mystery: He's not scoping the Holy Cleavite, yet neither is he joining in the collective bird. But he looks so trained on the camera lens, that I wonder if it's him who's taking the photo (with his left hand. It looks it looks to me like the Self-Portrait Face that couples make, only he's by himself. Is he, in fact, a 'bag hunter looking for credit? And if so, do we credit him for his undercover work, or find him guilty of association? And always a fan of your lit crit, how does this affect me as spectator? Am I the mirror linking the Other/other? I feel unsettled...

Sincerely,
"Douche-jack off-suit"
 

@Anonymous 7:20,
He's wearing an Ed Hardy shirt. He's a douchebag. What makes him a hover bag is the fact that he is not doing anything douchey, he is just emanating douche aura around an event. In this case, the event is an even bigger douche bag. So, he is guilty by association, and guilty by the rule of "I think douche bag, therefore I am".

That reminds me of a sub par joke, Rene Descartes walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender asks him if he wants a shot of Jack and Descartes says "I think not" and he disappeared.
 

@ Anthony LaBaglia
haha that movie is so ridiculous. I love those B rated "horror" flicks. And what better a picture to bring up the memories of that movie and the disgusting brother-head-thing that was attached to the kid?
 

OK, that's it, douches! First it was fake man tan, then plucking eye brows, and, wow, mascara and eyeliner. But now I freakin' see eye shadow. Jeez, why don't ya just go ahead and remake "To Wong Foo. . ." and get it over with.
 

Double douche.

Uhm.

She is also a douche.
 

I gotta slap someone after seeing this, this is the first time I feel personally insulted by a douche flipping the bird.

I have to agree with pfah, push ups, greatest invention ever...
 

now THAT'S a hoverdouche, damn that nose is bigger than my schlong!
 

I think Teddy is using his hand gesture to demonstrate how he massages his boyfriend's prostate while thumb-jiggling his scrotal sack at the same time. Very dextrous of him! (The Hott is just a beard)
 

Guy is Def. a bad ASS!! The hair is sprung,the bling is out, the finger is out and he has the perfect shade of blush on to compliment the lights!!
 

That looks like Fung/Oompa Prompa #1.
 

This is totally Joey Porsche. None other.
 

No, it's Ryan O'Reilly.
 

as a previous baghunter brilliantly stated in a much older post -

the hoverbag on the right looks "like ralph macchio fucked a pelican"
 

WTF is with Chris Moltisanti on the right? Probably lookin' for some blow.
 

Fuck you KISSY FACE!! YOUR A WOMAN!! I hope you overdose on all that blow your gonna do off your boyfriends dick! FAGGIT!