fish slap is like an old greyhound racing dog due to be shipped to the glue factory. sure he's a great ball of douche, but, mostly he's beat & pathetic... douchebags do not age gracefully.

pixie blonde hott should become my human wishbone!

oh & ffs!
 

That landing strip in his head is pricless

Blondie Hott on the right is succulent, but not with Greico grease all over her. Maybe it'd be best to go with JessicaSimpson Hott on the left... decisions decisions.
 

Whenever a peasant ‘bag uprising begins, there is the supremely fucked Fish Slap to quell the unheralded voices of ignorance.
 

When young DJ’s and guidos descend upon the throne with the will for coupe d’ tat, there is Fish Slaps royally fucked mug to shun their foolish advances.
 

Fung is no match for the Slap.

The slap donnes every douchey attribute under the sun at one time or another, his look refined by years of practice, plus, he pulls down Hotts 3 or 4 at a time. And by sun, I mean orange.

The Slap would break The Fung like a Kit Kat bar, then steal his Hotts like a caveman in heat.

AV
 

First Fung, now Fish Slap?

DB1 dost thou hate us?

Is it just me, or is Fish Slap's head becoming more and more flat each time we view him?

FFS!!!
 

For he is Slap, and he is fucked.
 

Is it just me or is Fish Slap getting fatter?
 

He must have HGH delivered by the cargo ship load. He's fucking RIDICULOUS!!!!
 

Fung literally scares the crap out of me..........


His eyebrows are more finely penciled and trimmed than my wife's eyebrows


Fish Slap is classic

I agree Kwyjibodouche he's getting bulkier or probably amassing more scrote like a choad black hole


Wonder what he does for a living.....other than trolling the clubscene.....where does he get the money to purchase Grey Goose and roofies
 

Fung literally scares the crap out of me..........


His eyebrows are more finely penciled and trimmed than my wife's eyebrows


Fish Slap is classic

I agree Kwyjibodouche he's getting bulkier or probably amassing more scrote like a choad black hole


Wonder what he does for a living.....other than trolling the clubscene.....where does he get the money to purchase Grey Goose and roofies
 

it's true, next to Fish Slap FUNG is a bug, an insect, a FUNG beetle
 

I saw this picture and had to send it in, is it just me or does fish slap have bigger tits than any of the girls in this picture. I want to see fish slap and gator in a death match for the title of king of the douches.
 

There once was a king called Fish Slap
Whom some baglings sought to attack
But Slap dumped his boys
And Pumped up the ‘roids
And made the baglings part of his sack.
 

bo douchely, fish slap is a hair dresser in Chicago for douche bags and fat house wife's.
 

Damn it Slap, lay off the Taco Bell!

Fish Slap, you are getting so fat, If you ran away, they would have to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

- Adolf
 

Fung and Fish Slap

The Nudouche and Oldouche

The Young Upstart Guido versus The Venerably Hated Tattoed HGH Chugging Hall o Famer

Fung might be gay or what do they call that style nowadays

oh yeah

METRODOUCHAL

Who stole my mother's eyeliner, pencil, and tweezers?

Was it you Fung?

Or was it that Creatine Enchanced Sod Fish Slap?
 

Pretenders may desire Slap’s throne
But on his aura - Fish stands alone
Not one can deny
He’s HGH high
And all bagling’s to him will lie prone.
 

From the looks of it, Ol' Slapper's 'bout a B cup these days...


Fuck him.
 

I'm guessing it's due to laziness, but I've noticed that DB1 hasn't tagged the last few FFS pics over in the HoS links. For instance, the classic Spartan pic is missing.

But, he did add that search tool at the bottom, which was a long time coming (thanks DB1).

Point being, the Slap is a textbook case of douchevelopment, or rather douchevolution. He adheres to the tenants of douchebaggery no matter which direction it may lead him (despite not being Orange).
 

Drinking 1000 Redbulls + Vodka every year will inevitably lead to some weight gain.
 

No one knows what it's like
to be a Fish Slap
In Chicago
With Milf Bleeths.
 

Sadly Fish Slap's attempts to become "bulk up" went awry went he began to retain water like a menopausal woman in her late 40s

I see no chiseled abs or the taunt sinewy outline of an olympian

but only the engorged flaccid inflated muscle mass that only steroids, overdosing on artificial supplements, and a healthy serving a HGH can create

Congratulations Fish Slap......or may I say.....the degenerate imitation of Pumpy

You have become very fat and porky
 

Sadly Fish Slap's attempts to become "bulk up" went awry went he began to retain water like a menopausal woman in her late 40s

I see no chiseled abs or the taunt sinewy outline of an olympian

but only the engorged flaccid inflated muscle mass that only steroids, overdosing on artificial supplements, and a healthy serving a HGH can create

Congratulations Fish Slap......or may I say.....the degenerate imitation of Pumpy

You have become very fat and porky
 

I conceit defeat to Fish Slap.

Slap does not need orange paint to look Douche.
His mere presence exudes Douchiness (that a word?)

What do these little lost fawns see in this wad?

But, one day Slap's day will end, the night life gone, and he will have to come to the realization that working at Radio Shack is all he's got.

Free Batteries for all the good boys and girls.
Merry Christmas

- Adolf
 

Is that a Pectoral Muscle or a Flappy Man Boob?

Can't tell
 

chi-town douche (Slap) always trumps dirty jerz douche (Fung).
 

I like the one hott in FS' photo in the tight bumblebee dress

Maybe we can buzz on over to my hive and sip on honey to regain our strength after viciously stinging the oddly inflated Fish Slap

p.s: Hey FS....lay off the fruity cocktail drinks.......I heard they're full of calories!
 

Have you ever noticed that a newborn baby's head is often misshapen and pointed due to being soft and having had to squeeze out of a vagina to come into this world?

It's a normal thing and as their cranium forms it solidifies into a regular old dome.

Fish Slap's head appears to have never grown out of that stage. It's pointed in the back and elongated at the chin.

It's like when you squeeze a doll head at the temples , only in his case the cement has hardened in place.

Fuck me, I'd hate to be the poor guy that has to use the sweaty, odoriferous equipment at the gym after him.
 

Man nipple. Awesome. Thanks for that.
 

He probably uses the elliptical....then goes and binges on Muscle Milk, Whey Protein, HGH, and Creatine.....way to go Fish Slap

In no time you'll having the typical flabby sickly bulk of muscle that all meatheads strut around with
 

I'm just thankful to DB1 for putting up a pic that exponentially raised the hott quotient so that the Fung's douchitational pull does not forever skew the hcwdb universe.
 

I've been to that bar!

I threw up in a corner in the basement, got in a fight with some underage kid, and then walked out on my tab before the cops showed up to question me.
 

I've been to that bar!

I threw up in a corner in the basement, got in a fight with some underage kid, and then walked out on my tab before the cops showed up to question me.
 

The Slap's hairline appears to be forming an isthmus, either that or continental drift is pulling the lower half of his face away from his skull.
 

Slap is actually doing some reps with a small dumbell while pressing himself against young Kimi. Gotta stay pumped...

Center-hott senses his true being, and would rather grasp Kimi's neck in an awkward fashion than touch him in any way.

Why does Left-hott have on suspenders? Nobody wants her dress to stay up...
 

This pic of The Slap reminds me of that Han Solo figure you got as a kid that had the freakishly small head compared to its body. Han Slap.
 

See. This is pure douche.

His face looks more pinched with every new pic.
 

Pixie blonde is def. cute;
-that is also totally ruined by Nick Bottom's proximity.

And Shannon Elizabeth's less juicy big sister, BumbleBee is kinda cute in that ~overskinny former Czech pornstar kinda way.

Knockers notwithstanding, I've just met too many people from Appalachia/NC who look like the one on the left. -Sorry.

Otherwise, FFS!
 

"Bra! You need a bra, brohiem!"
 

Fish Slap is one helluva pile
who revels in grand douchebag style
the hotts they do flock
to his shrucken cock
point at it, giggle & smile
 

it looks like Fish slap bullied his way into that picture with those 3 quality hotts. they look legitimately scared of that mammoth greasy tumor creepily leaning into their pic.
 

uh, his shrucken member is "shrunken" too!
 

Nice titty hard-on FS.
 

Fish Slap is the Grand Poobah of his breed
on doe eyed club going hotts he does feed
to make things right
& to end his blight
a douchebag repellant we need
 

Fishslap is out to impress
Celine Dion in bumblebee dress
But her hand on the blond
Suggests a strong female blond
I'd watch while they gently caress
 

a night on the town with Fish Slap
for 3 milfs turns into a douche trap
for this roided up chump
who smells like a dump
is truly a skyscraper of crap
 

As others already called out, Slap (fuck him) appears to have lost muscle tone in his (fuck him) torso and has gained thickness in his (fuck him) midsection. Even though his (fuck him) biceps and triceps have grown larger, it's more likely the result of supplements and/or hormones than pure exercise. Definitely not the result of extensive lifting accompanied by dedicated cardio workouts. You can also see that in his (fuck him) poor posture.

And Slap's (fuck him) hairline is receding faster than the ice around the North Pole. AWESOME! You just know he's (fuck him) never going to admit it and will probably continue to keep it cut really short rather than shave his (fuck him) puny head.

Prediction: In two years, he'll (fuck him) be bald (sorry, Pfah, I'm talking bald in the worst way here -- no dig on your majestically masculine dome) with a gut and coordinating moobs, posing with a three-times divorced cougar with a smoker's hack and brittle brass-yellow hair over age-spotted pancake baggies.

Did I mention Fuck Fish Slap?
 

it must have been a lot of work doing all of those steroids. have a nice heart attack, and a nice tiny dick on the way there. bee girl and pixie face are a collective tractor beam of hotness.
 

There's a theory my friends have- that the more a band goes from amateur to being full time musicians to being rteally able to never have to worry about getting an office job again, the more tattoos you see on visible spots like the forearms.

I guess the same is true for Douchebags...

Army of Douche-ness
 

This picture is further proof of the downward spiral of the universe in general and Jersey, Vegas, and LA in particular. Tinkerbell on the right should go on a low-fish diet. Any volunteers for helping her out with her fairy dust?
 

New avatar test...
 

Dear Mr. Slap,

Witness Senor Squash's avatar, and witness your near future. May I suggest an attractive bag over your head, as featured in my avatar?
 

And may Fish Slap smoke many cigarrettes as pictured in my avatar so he'll die from lung cancer. Fuck'm.

Scary but brilliant avatar there Mr. Squash
 

@ señor squash

Fuck yea, great avatar.

- Adolf
 

Nice one squash. The old 'internal mirror' trick. Works of FS.

All this talk of fat and out of shape, I must admit, as I have in the past, that Fish Slap would most likely cause me pain if I mocked him openly and in person. Now he is becoming somewhat terrifying.
Yet, he is a douche on divine scale so mock him we shall, and damn the consequence.

Bunny to his front is wonderfully perky and middle, circle the target, Hott is worth a few extra glances in a crowded room, but fugly crack-ho on the left should leave the party....with FS....now.
 

the 'slap has still got it! and when i say "it" i mean i'm about to stab myself in the heart like elliott smith.

-haberdouchery
 

fish slap, fish slap
greasy choady fish slap
fish slap, fish slap
douche it up, fung!

-dr. dementdouche
 

FS where do you get ur HGH?
 

Its not even fair to AA Douchebags like Fung to have to compete.
Its like bringing up a 18 year old to the big leagues and making him take some at bats vs a roided up Roger Clemens in his hay day.
Lets cordially applaud Fungs effort but Fish Slap has a bronze bust in the hall. Say what you will about that soulless billboard for A/X but he always pulls hot tail. Where as Fung is but an orange wannabag.

And FUCK FISH SLAP.
 

Slap's body has been sucked into the 'roid warp. His arms are enormous, his belly is bloated, and his head is as comically misshapen as any future baseball hall of famer's.

Fuck Fat Fish Slap!

Meanwhile, I'd like to escort those ladies to a tupperware party. Naked.
 

The slap is back. I always knew he would return to us. There is no way he would relenquish his crown as the King of Douchedom without a fight. I hope he and Fung have a douche-off, showcasing their douchiest moves in an all out brawl. I'm pretty sure Fish Slap would win.

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

Perky, big-eyed pixie on the right gets a starring role in my next POV fantasy. Buy why is she standing in front of Rondo Hatton?
 

@squash...thank you...needed that avatar after the day i'm having.

DB1 you need to run more photoshop contests. but please nothing with fung, i can't stare at it long enough to do anything worthwhile...i'd probably just ending up putting my foot through my monitor and punching my wife in the face. or vice versa, depending on how much she's had to drink.
 

I just want to know one thing: Why are his nipples harder than the girls'? It's quite frightening. He seems to be getting...poofier. He's gained a cup size and his arms are starting to scare me. God, I hate men who pluck their eyebrows like that. I'd like to take that Voss bottle and shove it up his ass. It's the new grey goose. Douche. FFS!
 

Señor Squash's avatar creation makes Slappy look like Jimmy Durante fucked Corey Feldman.
 

Fung vs. The Slap? Honkey, please!

Queen Bee in the middle is making my honey drip by the way.
 

Looks like Celine Dion bumblebee has some cottage cheese on those thighs...
 

Please stop referring to Celine Dion. You guys are going to give me nightmares.
 

@Anon 3:17.

Don't hate just because you can't get 3 girls to stand in the same picture as you. She's got very slight cellulite, be happy there's something there to grab on to when you're between her legs.
 

Damn, looks like the slap either lost his roid connection or he fucked up his cycle and triggered the production of estrogen.

I think with the hair loss from steroid use, he should stick to the "cut eyebrow" look he was sporting last year.

Bagwan Singh
 

The Slapster looks like he borrowed left blondie's bullet bra for the big night out with the girls.

Now if only someone could put a bullet through his giant, mis-shapen head...
 

@scare-a-douche, 9:39 a.m. -

>>No one knows what it's like
to be a Fish Slap
In Chicago
With Milf Bleeths.<<

No one knows what it's like to be hated
To be fated
To fucking only guys

But Slap's dreams
They are so empty
As his brain cells seem
to be

But he takes hours
'fore the mirror
In preparation
for snarin' bleeeeeths.....
 

Hey, fuck fish slap, okay?
 

I don't understand how any sentient human being could stand there long enough to take a picture without laughing at him. i mean besides looking like hes been smacked across the face by a tuna, he looks like he just realized he deficated all over his Superman boxers. He is just one rediculous looking schmuck.

-Ponderonymous
 

GAWD, Fish Slap, you put on an unflattering amount of weight, like one of those giant catfishes found only in the Mississippi...

UG-LEE. Time to throw you back.
 

Holy sh*! He's shape-shifting!
 

Oh, and that's a 52A bra size he's wearing, his cups aren't big enough, but the chest measurement sure is damn fat. He orders from a catalogue.

Xenu told me about that sort of thing.
 

Can a 2007 bag take the crown in 2008? I had my mind already made up that HJBBAD was this year's winner, but 'Slap has really put in a lot of work this year. Much more than he did in 07. It's almost unfair to vote against him.
 

There's a Hasidic Jew somewhere waiting to polish a diamond off of Fish Slaps erect nipple.....
 

One of the douchiest douches I have yet seen.