wait...wasn't she accessorizing joey porsche a few months back? that little slut! i guess what comes around goes around and goes around and...goes around and...goes around...

not that there's anything wrong with that. I'd most certainly hit that shit raw dog then bail.
 

Anon, he did hit that shit raw, looks like he has a bit of the evidence still on his shirt tail. Eww Stinky!

Adolf
 

Gawd these are some nasty people.
 

Hey! -I'd be sportin' a Scaramanga 3rd nip and the ACME explosion hairdo, too if I'd just peed my red shirt to notice I was chillin' with the Dutch St. Pauli Girl's Mars Attacks-version clone sister, Bellie Chandelier.

Now was Dolph Lundgren in 'Last of the Mohicans', -or was that Daniel Day Louis?


+++clavicle boobies!
 

Looks like someone had an accident in his lap.
 

She could beat me up. I mean she could really kick my ass up and down the street - I'm afraid of her.

Wasn't he in Shemale Assrippers IV?
 

That isn't lovely hott snail trail on his shirt. This douchebag is actually leaking a vinegar/perfume combo that could be used to freshen up his alien Bleeth's hoo-hoo.
 

Choad-bot and Bleeth-bot prototypes from Austin Powers IV:
Doucheraker.
 

WTF??? She looks like a piñata gone wrong and he looks like the one that got hit with the bat... just not hard enough though.
 

she looks like ET after drew berrymore dressed him up
 

This is definitely the same girl that was with Joey Porche
 

he was dancing with the same girl as Seth, prior to the brawl

her titties command 2 ping pong paddles for the gump dbl team demo
 

There was a very interesting show on PBS tonight. It was about stress and a man who has spent most of his adult life studying the effect of stress on humans using baboons as a pure example. By studying baboons he has shown a clear link between social hierarchy and levels of stress within a living body. What was most interesting was that the first troop he studied had taken up foraging for food in a tourist garbage dump. This had dramatic consequences when they ate meat tainted with trichinosis. About half the troop died, which sounds horrific until you realize what it brought about. The majority of those that died were the alpha males that were the least social and most aggresive. Once they were removed the troop became more docile and dominated by females. The juvenile males that came into the troop later took about 6 months to get it, but eventually they realized that this was a less aggresive troop. Not only did the troop survive in this new form, but it flourished. Health problems were lessened by the removal of the stress created by the now dead alpha males.

In conclusion I say we serve as much trichinosis laden meat to all the douchebags we encounter.

That is all.

http://press.nationalgeographic.com/pressroom/index.jsp?pageID=pressReleases_detail&siteID=1&cid=1216046425623
 

His colostomy bag is leaking, and she is the dictionary example for "high maintenance bleethed out coke ho".
 

Also, as the economy completely craters, has anyone noticed the crescendo of douchebaggery lately? A douchebag is a creature of wealth. Not his, but society's in general. You don't get douchebags in a Saharan oasis in Mali. you don't get douchebags in Russia in 1993. You don't get douchebags in in Kandahar Province.

But you DO get them in the NY/NJ area where this insane crazy bullshit ponzi scheme of an economy was centered in lower Manhattan. The money had secondary and tertiary effects - and for douchebags, it's tertiary as in syphilis.

You won't find the likes of Fung for much longer. Enjoy these moments of horror. They won't last long. Fung will be pulling turnips soon enough.
 

Classic wild and crazy popped color on Vitaly here, and accessorized with the magnificent shirttail stain, with just the slightest smattering of scrotebling and topped with the fanned-back gelfrill: minimalist but powerful.

Less than optimal choice of hairdo for Natalia, but she must give good lap dance, yes?

--VS
 

I bet they smell like wet cigarettes and assholes. She looks so out of proportion too, like her push up bra/top is pulling her whole fucking body up from her abdomen. Like a piece of asparagus flavored taffy.
 

WTF? Looks like the Douchebag version of Lil Abner and Daisy Mae!

Douche on!
 

@douche fries, 5:44 p.m. -

>>Wasn't he in Shemale Assrippers IV?<<

No, they were in him.
 

Why these horrific excuses for humanity would pose for a pic after he just peed himself is beyond my powers of comprehension.

And Steve Zodiac, I concur with your assessment. Where will the douche and bleeth take the party when the bars start to fold? I'll be the first to stand watch at my street's barricades.
 

douchebag, hands down. hot chick, no way. ok...stop looking at the boobs, cover up the douche...and the hair and look at her FACE. that "hot chick" has a mug like a fucking boxer. i don't mean the dog, either. i mean she looks like a MAN. a man who has been smashed in the face a few times. my god, he looks dumber than a second coat of paint. what we have here are two ugly dudes and two sweet boobs.
 

She is pornstar delicious!
 

They are trying too hard. I think they aspire to douchedom. The both of 'em.

On another tack here, I hate those dangling belly button jewels. They take away from a nice naval nibbling.

Bad trend. I wish it would go away.

And by go away I mean these two need to get a cab and fucking am-scray.
 

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That collar is not merely popped. He has elevated it to Dracula-esque heights. And she is the fantastically bleached and Bleeth-y Wilhelmina to his Vlad.
 

Egads, we used to dress like her at our annual Sadie Hawkins parties. He, however, is no L'il Abner.

He is clearly The SCHMOO.

And full of POO.
 

That's no leaking colostomy bag, Zodiac, it's a leaking ileostomy bag (it's on his right side, not the left, which matters) and it's runnier than a colostomy leak would be. He has but an ileum exit of the small intestines. He's got no colon at all!!!

It probably got blasted away by a high colonic laced with gunpowder.

Gotta watch those wild-west homeopathic methods of gut-cleansing.
 

She's Dolly Parton's evil twin.

And he's not Vitaly, he's an uber-Mayan immigrant from Mexico.
 

That cute little lacey corset of hers reminds me of a tablecloth my Tante Hilda had that was made of three colors Austrian lace tatted onto a black cotton ground. There was a matching table runner for the sideboard.

And she reminds me of Tante Hilda's kitchenmaid, while Vitaly looks like the very manservant who knocked up said kitchenmaid.

It's all coming back....
 

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I dunno, I think the "hot" should be the first ever girl to win the award of she-douche! I can't tell where one scrote ends and the other begins.
 

You wanna see some real douche? Got to www.indystar.com and look up the Reese family. Especially the Mrs.

You'll be sorry you did.
 

What the hell is that? I saw something similar a while ago, it was either "All about Ass Part 5" or "ATM Babes - The Morning After Burrito Night".

I guess it's a good thing (actually, I don't guess, i know) I don't understand this. I mean, if you're going to go through the effort of getting TrashyJersey Hott on your arm ostensibly to make yourself look like a Playa, why not crop the Mr Hankey on the bottom of your shirt? Few chicks are hot enough to offset diarreah stains on your shirt and she damn sure isn't that hott.

I can only think that's his subconscious speaking - it knows he's a turd so it secretly moved toward making everyone else aware of it too. Or, maybe it's a evolutionary response to the environment - it's there to help cover up the smell of body spray and perhaps remnants of Garbage Box left over from JerseyHott.

This is so disturbing i feel totally discombobulated, hence my babbling.
 

Sorry, DB1, I have to disagree with you. There's no sweet, innocent coed under all of that. I don't even think you'll find human DNA. It would be like on the X-Files when they found an extra base pair. Except this extra base pair doesn't produce super-human abilities. It produces fug.
 

After reading @AC Douchey's comments, I feel totally relieved. She's definitely not hot upon closer inspection although she does look like she belongs on a magazine cover... perhaps Chicks with Dicks. JerseyHott is a guy, they had anal and he sh1t all over the Douchey PopCollar. The signs are all there...
- The hair is fake as hell
-'She' has no curves other than the boobs
-'Her' shoulders are much wider than her boobs
-'She's got Abacrab abs - if you just looked at 'her' abdomen sans the piercing - it's definitely a guys abs.

Chalk this one up as Trannies with Douchebags and all is right in the world again.
 

"Bitch! Look what you did!"

"What?"

"You spilled that drink all over my rad new Urban Outfitters shirt."

"I'm sorry. I just got these and I'm not used to them. They bump into things when I turn around too fast."

"They're SWEET!"

"Teehee. Thanks. But, oh, your poor shirt. How can I make it up to you?"

"You could take a picture with me for my MySpace page."

"Wow, this will be a little weird for me."

"You've never had your picture posted on a web site before?"

"Oh no, silly. I'm on LOT'S of web sites."

"This will be awesome. Those little shits in my bunk at Hebrew camp will totally believe I can score chicks now."

"OK, are we done?"

"Wait, can I buy you a drink? Or a car?"

"Awwww, that's cute. But no. Buhbye!"
 

This was my quote when I first saw this:

"OH.....my god.
OOOOOH my god.
Oh my god."

This is one of the more frightening things I've seen in long time.

What the eff is on his pants? Nevermind, I don't want to know. No one tell me.
 

Can you smell what the douche is spilling?
 

It's a FEMBOT! RUN!!!! Yeah Baby!
 

two piles of shit
 

wow.


just, wow.

he's got a face for fighting and a stain for Tide. she's got a face for bukake and hair for Winehouse.
 

Hey, shovel face. I can dig it.
 

"doucheraker"

snoop douchey bag

Classic shit
 

When Bratz Dolls go bad.
 

Nosferatu-douche prefers to suck the blood of virgin hotts...but occasionally he will dabble in bleethed out ho-bags just for the hell of it.
 

Vitaly's hair looks matted. I don't think he's washed it in months, just applied a fresh coat of gel every couple days. I'm sorry, I gotta focus on the ratty ass blowout, for the rest of the picture makes me dead inside.
 

I've seen this Blondie before, she appears in the Jan 12, 2008 posting by you, wearing the very same top, and looking just as loopy....No mere whale squirts???
check it out. She's even worse here.
 

good on ya whoop d-d
it's a Joey P skank hand me down... a walking time bomb of STD's
sharp eye baghunter!
 

oh my. anyone whos been wit joey p must be a walking encylopedia of STD's.
 

Is it just me, or does it look like Vitaly wet himself?
 

Definitely No More Whale Squirts Whoop Di Douche.
 

I also noticed that Douche Zak may be Caution: Highly Doucherous from January 31, 2008.

Are we getting a lot of repeats this month? Or am I just seeing things.
 

Uh, is that a zit on his boob or has he been using Nair on his chest?

If she's a repeat offender, then I have no qualms. As a matter of fact, I can get her off with bad behaviour.
 

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Queen's News of the World album called; they want this dude to paint himself silver and return to the
cover art.
 

Thanks, darksock, I knew I'd seen that face before and couldn't for the life of me remember where!
 

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i'm from ukraine---dolly is from an old episode from star trek whilst cap'n kirk shoots loads of dark matter onto beehive---denny crain
 

Anyone else think that so called Hott is probably Joey Porsche's peroxide oozing squeeze?

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/hcwdb-of-year-joey-porsche-experience.html
 

That seriously can't be Vitali Klitschko? It looks like him but I just can't believe that.