Hark! The Mirror!


What's the prize? Ownership of all hott in the picture?
 

very nice use of the medium and the message. I have seen the douche and the damage done. and the douche is ourselves, lol. great pic.
 

Gracious heavens, this is the Las Meninas of douchebaggery.
 

None of the Waldouches sport my abs (not a six-pack but instead a keg with convenient carrying handles). I can therefore say:

I am not a douche!

I'm so relieved. But then again, I really wish I were standing in Waldouches' flip-flops right now.
 

Whos the dude in the back with the big cans
 

Mirror, mirror hung over the hott bar
Tells us where these waldouchebags are
But the two front left hotts
Lil head likeys a lot
I’d plug their holes with my fleshy crow bar.
 

I always thought Grandma hit the spa and bingo palace in Mexico; not front row centre of the annual St. Mary's GED Class trip to Puento Doucho....
 

The tri delts on their annual trip to Cancun are all kinds of southern cali valley girl goodness, and it took a double take to find the waldouches. You cant have that kind of hotness without several lingering douches................notice the multiple camera waldouches propping up the tri delts already over-inflated self esteem. I would gladley remove them from the area and help the tri delts finnish thier matching red drinks.
 

We are the hollow douche
We are the stuffed douche
Scroting together
Tilt hat filled with straw. Alas!
 

Nice. Too bad the pic resolution isn't as high as I am.

- D.S.
 

But what kind of mirror is it? Are we seeing the inner douche with in ourselves? What does a douche mirror reflect? I mean, really reflect? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does a passive douche mirror … see into me — into us — clearly or darkly? I hope it does see clearly, because I can't any longer these days see this sad world's reflection. I see only douche. choad outside; douche inside. I hope, for everyone's sake, the mirrors do better. Because if the mirror sees only douchly, the way I myself do, then we are cursed, cursed again and like we have been continually, and we'll wind up dead this way, knowing very little and getting that little fragment wrong too.
 

from dreamy blondie zebra boobie to frank-implant-stein in the back, i can't spot the...oh, wait. there, in the mirror. with their heads cut off. the way these douchebags should be displayed.
 

I see the Hott's are using the translucent cups. Nice deviation from the red, blue, and yellow. Nice AZ boobs on the left. She looks like pure white trash from Bullhead City
 

@ CK-

I was just about to say Las Meninas!!!

the question is, did they bags make sure they were in the pic to show off their worth as Velazquez did?

Army of DOuche-ness
 

Didn't Barbara Streisand produce a movie in 1996 called THE MIRROR HAS TWO DOUCHES??

I would love to spread my sauce all over that salad bar...
 

What was that Michael Jackson Song? Douche in the Mirror?
 

Fuck you DB1! Nice pump fake. I was so excited initially looking at the photo, only to look closer and have my hopes and dreams dashed to carelessly.
 

I CAN HAZ BITCH SALAD?


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Otherwise:
[Niels] Bohr noted, [the Principle of Complementarity] "implies the impossibility of any sharp separation between the behaviour of atomic objects and the interaction with the measuring instruments which serve to define the conditions under which the phenomena appear."


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+++First Prize of a dream date with Teh Wonky to the first chick in this photo who can dig:"the dead are dancing with the dead, the dust is whirling with the dust."
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hrm; -oh well, moving on...
 

Never mind waldouche; where's the 13th hott? I only count 12, unless you count blue bikini blonde's reflection.

douchus
 

@Barky

it reminded me more of Slick Rick.

Mirror Mirror, on the wall
Who is the top douche of, them all

There was a rubble-dubble;
five minutes it lasted.

the mirror said, "you are you conceited bastard"

Well, that's true.
that's we aint had no beef

(then he goes on in the song about manicuring himself for all the girls he might take home)

The top douche is us! How introspective -- and deep. MIND: BLOWN
 

The douche and the hot are not together!

Therefore invalid.

Pee Pee headed argument, isn't?


Chuck Norris
 

This picture has some very significant philosophical connotations . . .

That blonde in the upper left has the most awful FAKEST tits ever seen on this site.
 

I'd rather ignore the mirror in the background and imagine I am Jack Crabb and these are the sisters of the squaw I am marrying.

As you may recall, when a brave married a family's first squaw, he had to deflower all the sisters.

I picture these are the siblings and I am indeed the first "marrying into the family"

Google that one, bitches.
 

I've studied this picture closely, and all I get is an erection -- I mean reflection.
 

++ @c. k. doucheter-haven & anon 2:34: I See your Meninas and Raise you a Niels Bohr and a Heisenbergian Bertholt Brecht.
 

lotsa mums & daughters here.... I see you pinky on far right, yum yum, daddy likey!
 

I don't know why, but hotts sitting on other hotts' laps makes me tingle in funny places.

Just need to ... crop ... she-male ... in ... upper left. Good. Now drag and drop into the old spank bank.
 

Some maintain that the orthodoxy of the douche/hott community has created a conspiracy of confusion around such anomalous finds because they can't be adequately explained, and thus constitute some sort of threat to the prevailing paradigm.

Of course, such finds can only be viewed as anomalies if taken singly. Many such discoveries would constitute the emergence of a pattern-a pattern possibly indicative of the need to rethink the prevailing wisdom.

Hence, by ignoring the douche reflection, one can successfully enjoy an afternoon of multiple boobosity and wetnaps.
 

This must get a heaping helping of not-a-douche.

We would ALL stop and stare at that, and even pull out a camera.
 

since when did Klingons join sororities?
 

I wish I was there! Fuck me running that is a collection to cuff my carrot to.
 

Nice catch here. Though, I was almost tempted to say the chick in the back with the bad boob job was the douche but perhaps not.
 

Not only are there douches in the mirror, but there is one kneeling behind the women and in front of the couch in the very left of the picture. However, the "doucheness" cannot be seen, you know damn well you want to punch that bastard.
 

Not only are there douches in the mirror, but there is one kneeling behind the women and in front of the couch in the very left of the picture. However, the "doucheness" cannot be seen, you know damn well you want to punch that bastard.
 

Holy shit, with this many inflated bladders you could easily raise the Titanic.
And the Arizona
And the Monitor
And the Andrea Doria
And ad neauseum

Mebbe 2 worth looking for, the rest are easily found working at the nearest polished brass pole; bleethe stage-4
 

Mmmm.....smorgasboard......
 

Nicely done. Actually took me a while to find the Waldouche(s) in this one.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

What possesses these lovelies that they might arrange themselves as a douchebag's dream diorama?

--VS
 

Oh why isn't the Mirror Crack'd?
 

I am reminded of Velázquez's famous painting, "Las Meninas" by this photo.

http://educacionplasticayvisual.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/velazquez.meninas.jpg

There should be category for "Most Postmodern Douchiness" in the annual Douchie awards. This would take it.

Simulacra! OMG!
 

Man, how come nobody has mentioned the Las Meninas parallels?
 

Ned...
Probably because there are not two dwarfs and a large dog to be found...just a lot of little pussies and shaggy dogs instead.
 

Standard rush pledge party for KKG, DG, BTPi or KAT in southern CA or FLA.

House mother blonde in middle in pale yellow bikini with straps

Theatre major grandstanding in back row with enormous fake tits.

Breast cancer survivor in pale pink bikini.

Two gals in lower left found each other at lesmingle.com.

Ho hum.
 

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I want to look for the douchebags, or the strangely metaphorical reflection of the douche... but I just cant stand to take my eyes away from collection of hot... please don't think less of me.
 

This was probably the best Waldouche ever.
 

Hey-oooo!
I'm gonna need a moment for this one.....seriously, a little privacy please?
 

At first I thought it might be the ugly cunt with the bad haircut from lesmingle.com but then I probed deeper.

You see I used to work for a large gov agency and one day I shot a perp in the nads because I felt he deserved it. Well I got fired, no bennies, nothing, no severance package either. How ironic.

There's one dude in the mirror not facing this bevy of Hotts. That guy is a DOUCHE BAG. Case solved, at least for me it is or I'll shoot you in the nads.