greazzzy!
 

She is "strictly sexy," and he is "strictly douche."

No doubt about it.
 

So, any bets on when his latest takedown request will come?

I say by 3:00 p.m. ET (12 noon PT). Today.
 

Any mo' "hatah haterz" comin' down da pike today, yo? 'Sup?
 

I'd like to snarfle Long Island Jenny's leafy region.
 

I believe Mr. Leon was diagnosed as “sexy” by Doctor Lance Bass while he was elbow deep with his latex covered arm, probing his descending colon and tickling his gut flora.
 

I'm glad to see that Rollo from Sanford and Son's little boy has finally grown up. Although quite a bit more greasy than his old man, he is obviously only marginally more literate.

As far as the chick goes, I am very interested in her. And by interested, I mean interested in rearly-entering her. My fave pose is that over-the-shoulder look that says: "come on in, big boy." Of course it's obvious that the gay biker from the East Village People here bought some kind of a package that included a hott to be photographed with. She looks more out of place with this tool than Barack Obama at a Sly and the Family Stone concert. Speaking of which- funny- when I was a kid I went to see them 3x- Sly never showed up once- funny as shit.

Anyway- yes, she's hott, especially from that angle- he's a gay tool. P.S.- Attention Gay Tool: remember just because you take it up the ass a few times, it doesn't necessarily mean your a homosexual. Yeah, boy- just keep saying it over and over.
 

So his doctor said, "I'm hot," as in the doctor, not the brotha bag, is hot? I'm so confused.

Well, somebody has to do it:

Who's the black myspace dick
That's a sex machine to inbred chicks?
(Douche!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would flex his pecs for his brother man?
(Douche!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the ass who won't wear a shirt
Whenever he sees someone in a skirt?
(Douche!)
Right on

You see this douchebag is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Douche
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated bag
But no one understands him but his myspace friends
(Douche Bag)
 

you're a homosexual.
 

You see, the thing about this guy...um, the problem with...it's just that, when we really examine...oh sweet baby Jesus, just kill me now.
 

@White- now that's funny.
 

bet that's not the only thing he's tested positive for.....
 

@Mr. White:

Always spot on with your musical references, sir.

You're Damn Right!
 

It must suck to work out that much to find out you are only qualified to landscape my yard or fix a leaking roof. I'm not stereotyping Mexicans, I'm stereotyping douchebags. Well, maybe I am stereotyping Mexicans, but this guy doesn't help their cause. Her ass is so beautiful it makes me forget about 9/11.
 

He also tested positive for being 5' 4".
 

lol mr. white

i don't know this guy is pretty fucking funny. i'm going to copy and paste that entire paragraph directly on to my myspace page.
 

haha i gotta agree with BCS that paragraph is pretty hilarious.
 

I think the best part about this picture is the fact that leon has his thumbs hooked in his belt like some small town sherrif looking to keep the bad element out of town.
and by bad element i mean the blacks and the gays.

sorry leon, you're not welcome in town i guess.
 

has anyone seen the lawsuit on tmz.com that was filed against this website? is that true?
 

Seems he's been burned by the gay requests before... of course he "loves" strictly women, but he doesn't say anything about anonymous encounters with Republican Congressmen in airport restrooms. Just thought I'd point that out.
 

<<<"has anyone seen the lawsuit on tmz.com that was filed against this website? is that true?">>>

damn.. I take it this is what maybe scared off the investors at the last minute?

http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/23/hot-chicks-sue-over-being-shot-with-douchebags/
 

Please pray for me. I had a check up today and I tested positive for VANITY. Im allergic to REALITY, My blood type is PUKE & the doctor said "THIS IS WHY IM RETIRING NEXT MONTH" IF U SCOPING MY PAGE, REQUEST ME, TOP FRIEND ME, AND ENJOY" NO GAY REQUESTS: KEEP THAT SHIT ON THE DOWN LOW"
 

"TOP FRIEND ME"??

Like in tops and bottoms?

just sayin', dawg
 

the bandanna is there to help cover-up/hide his ridiculous, water-on-the-brain sized melon.
she's at least 5" taller than he is. and is she wasn't so lovely, i'd say she had a bigger dick than him, too.

- crankygypsy
 

Somewhere is Massachusettes, right now HJBBAD slams his hands down on his desk and screams "Don't tread on my Leon!!!"

-Scrote and Saddle
 

@db1 any press is good press. you made tmz dude. good luck with everything.
 

just looked at the tmz story.
then looked up one of the girls' myspace.
doesn't LOOK like too much has changed since she was snapped with a D-bag.
 

Yep, here's the TMZ page and the .pdf file of the documents.

Yet another ridiculous lawsuit. As with the "Girls Gone Wild" nonsense, if you don't let yourself do anything stupid, you should have no concerns.

Anyone surprised they're from Jerz?
 

He's got that "just peed in someone's butt" look about him. And she ain't leakin'....

In other news: In a laboratory experiment Samurai Scrote just solved
what came first, the chicken or the egg.
 

How Right Said Fred of him:

I'm to sexy for this 'bag
Too sexy for this 'bag
So sexy it's sad

I'm too sexy for this chode
Too sexy for this chode
So sexy you toad

Maybe next time tool, get a little more creative when you are telling us how great you are - and by great I mean what a loser you are.

And DB1, when this bag requests his mug be taken down again, let him know that he is not too sexy for this site.

Douche!
 

I'm going to sue DB1 for enabling and exacerbating my tourette's syndromballs balls BALLS BALLS JACK OFF P-P-P-PEEENIS NUN HAIR JIMINY BUTT FUCK
 

You think testing positive for sexy is impressive, last month Leon was boasting he passed all his hepatitis exams with an A, B, and C.
 

looks real to me- Simon and Schuster will defend their part- I would assume the DB1 got signed authorizations to put the pix in a book- depends on the case but assuming they authorized having their pix in the book, there's something called "false light" or being portrayed in a false light that could result in a defamation claim. Wonder what the deal is- DB1- you there?
 

BOB SAGET
 

But, they are hot chicks with douche bags.

Just let it go to jury. But not in Long Island or Jersey.
 

But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers...
 

Bob Saget once pogo'd from Jersey to Vegas on Paul Prudhomme's cock....no dammit, must reach 5,000 with Samurai Scrote...focus...
 

i mean, the book is called hot chicks with douchebags. not hot chicks dating douchebags, or dumb broads who should know better or anything. so i should think that it's neither libel or defamation. it simply states, these chicks are hot. these guys are douchebags. it doesn't say anything derogatory about the women for that matter.

and to go along with wheeze...if you don't act like a ho, people won't think you're a ho. fuckin a. get a sense of humor.
 

Anyone for a verdict pool?

I call dibs on Misdemeanor Defamation.
 

I'm sure he'd test positive for Prep H chest rubdowns too.

She would test positive for having a thumbworthy cherry plum dynamo hum
 

Serious.... Seriously???

Come on, this has got to be joke.

My blood type is "Rockstar"?

WTF does that mean? Like Rockstar the energy drink?
 

As an out of court settlement, that is. Private written appology, no $$$.
 

Actually, Samurai Scrote's blood type is Rockstar; look it up, right there in comment #3,465.

No, wait, that said his blood type was Diet Pepsi. My bad.
 

DB1 probably can't comment on the suit. I wouldn't.

I can say that I've worked in publishing for a while, and most publishers are pretty anal about getting permissions for everything. I do math books, and we won't even run a crummy, third-rate math "humor" comic if the owners give us trouble, and I don't think anybody could claim we would make money or injury anyone by running it anyway. Simon & Schuster is no rinky dink outfit, so I'm sure they covered themselves pretty well. If all is right and just in the world, the suit will begin and end with the fact that the copyright holder gave permission to print the pics.

Good luck, DB1.
 

"NO GAY REQUESTS I LOVE STRICTLY WOMEN".....


...Lance Bass sits on the corner of the twin bed in his darkened Best Western room in Poughkeepsie, New York weeping hot salty tears of grief.
 

DB1:

Don't worry; as an architect I see this sort of thing all the time. There will be a couple of depositions, some ugly back and forth, and in the end the one having to pay the sole enormous punative judgment is always, without exception, the graphic designer that did the website top banner.

True story.
 

a lawsuit.


BWAH! what a fucking joke. sue-happy Americans. have fun spending your money on lawyers ladies. you're not going to win.
 

@Darksock...you just made my blow my Wendy's #6 all over my monitor.

thanks jackass.
 

S.E.X.Y. - Severe Elevated X-treme Yankdouchery
 

Pfah, are you going to sue Samurai Scrote for holding you captive?
 

on the first page of the PDF document, there's a great typo.

www.hotchickswithdeuchbags.com

a spinoff site in Germany perhaps?

yah vol!
 

@Don't wheeze the douche!.....nah man. he and i are pretty close now. and by 'close', of course i mean 'i value my life the way it is now'.
 

I saw that typo - maybe DB1 can get off on that technicality.

And I sense that Our Great One has taught you well in The Meaning of Life.
 

You can't beat a legal brief that contains the phrase "first stage of douchebaguette infection."

That's beyond awesome.
 

samurai scrote eats sushi off of pfah's bald head while he rubs his feet and listens to his workday grievances
 

"this vulgar and obscene book."

holy shit that is funny. you want to read an obscene and vulgar book?

pick up a copy of:

Sarah Palin: A New Kind of Leader


"vulgar and obscene"...heheh...oh man, that's rich.
 

@bcs....you sound jealous.
 

Er: 2 of the girls have Slavic last names => It's only about the $$$.
(as my cousin says,"Thou Shalt Not Date Russian Chicks, no matter how hot!")

And lo, the Lord God looketh upon his own armies of stalwart baghunters and proclaimeth, "All ye bleeths shall looose in court and be enslaveth to the Assyrians for a duration not less than 40 long years."
 

At least someone on TMZ has some good sense:
"18. Oh please!!!!!!!!!! I live in Jersey, I go to Bliss somtimes...and its normal to see people walking around there taking pictures to put on a site. YOU DONT HAVE TO DO IT! ITS OPTIONAL TO GET OUT OF A G-DAMN PICTURE! Are they really that dumb? And who needs psychological therapy after being in a picture at a club where you're probably drunk anyway? Get a f*ckin life."

http://www.blisslounge.net/ -'cause nothing says Clayssy like Clifton, NJ.
 

I think that law firm is in a walkup over a nail salon. Seriously.
 

Samurai Scrote was once sued by his ex-girlfirend's mother after he rolled over with morning wood and bludgeoned her to death with his cock.

The suit didn't hold up in court because the fisting glove Sam supposedly always wore on his strong hand didn't fit.

I shit you not.
 

the only thing this bag's going to test positive for is syphilis.
 

First off, Good Luck, DB1. Just sat on a civil jury last week. We found for the defendant. That and the Plaintiff was NOT HOTT!!!!

As to Mr. Leon. Please, please, let him continue to write such lyrical quips as this latest entry on his MySpace. This is absolute GOLD. And by gold, I mean douchewankery.
 

I'll join in the "Takedown Request Pool".

Put me in for 3:30 pm Eastern time. 'Cause that'll give Leon time to get back from the gym and check this site.

Fuckin' homo.
 

I think you're up next, doucheous scrotimus - my time was wrong. Heh heh.....
 

I'm refreshing this page every minute or 2 just to see if I win, dwtd!

If I, too, am wrong, it's okay. More mocking=more fun!
 

Jeez, did I just get comma happy or what??
 

hahah

"authors depict these plaintiffs as females who date dubious men"

What a circus.

They are fighting for the biggest nothing in history.
 

so i just read the complaint and it's the worst thing i've ever seen.
i clerked for a lawyer for like 2 years when i was thinking about going to law school and i wrote up a lot of complaints. if i EVER gave my boss something this poorly written i would have been out on my ass in a second.
also, after reading this I would bet my big toe that there is a sign when you walk into the club saying something to the effect of photography will be taken, blah blah blah. by entering you agree to having your photograph taken for promotional blah blah blah.
it's ALWAYS there.
 

so, these bleeths are all from that craptastic suburban hellzone of Northern NJ - right around Fair Lawn, Garfield, etc. Basically West and northwest of Hackensack - "that" area.

Feeders. The lot of them. Just a bunch of mouths looking for food. Clueless ninnies. I read the paper too. Garbage. Any decent lawyer should be able to make hash out of this in seconds. I'm no lawyer, but I would flip on them a countersuit for them to pay for the lawyer. What a bunch of bone heads.
 

Pic is still up!
 

Interesting twist: I just looked up "SEXY" on Medline, and it actually stands for Simian Ebola Xanthoma Yeast infection. Poor bastard.

(And if you doubt my due diligence, check out Xanthoma. Definitely looks like something you might get from slathering yourself with Prep H.)
 

Avionne, Either that hott is an amazon, or Brothabag Leon is in perfect proportion with his steroid shrivelled testicles. Dude, the lifts are supposed to go in your shoes, not under your nipples.
 

One of the gals is a psychology student worried about her reputation and ability to secure employment upon graduation.

Is there an employer in the field of psychology that would have had a knowledge of this place or the club she went to had she not made all this noise?
 

is it possible that DB1 made a typo and that leon actually love DESIGNING women?
Just saying...he looks like a big delta burke fan.
 

People are looking for ANY way to make a buck these days, since the economy is collapsing, so lawsuits might be a ticket to cash for plaintiffs...and their sleazy lawyers, who will also be on the lookout for cash and fame.

East Coast, despite its apparent casualness, has a cultural 'tude of SUE. West Coast is so friggin' causal that SUE is an afterthought.
 

Back to Brothabag Leon...this pose reminds me of the almost-same pose on DB1's book cover!

Bein' the live-model artist I am, I'm especially appreciative of HER backside, the way the spine dips into a nice crevice and the rump rolls. No skinny ass here!

He has a very nice six-pack, just the abdominal variety.I think the steroids did a shrink number on his endocrine parts, though.

My wrap: I think he wants to emulate that book-cover with this photo, and as imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, DB1 should sue him for copping the cover style of his best-seller to make money in the "down'low denial." Oops, ya' can't copyright doucheness, can ya'!!!
 

I read that legal brief. Man, that was funny.
 

The very fact that people brag about the size of their myspace posse is a sobering sign of just how far down the road of douche our society has gone.
Four to one odds that Little Ms. Bubble Butt has never actually known the joy of an orgasm. Poor thing probably just lays back and thinks of Usher.
 

@douchelexic: Yup. If Amusement Parks can put a photo consent on the back of your ticket 10+ years ago, I'm sure clubs have been doing the same for awhile.

Besides, Fair Use Satire. 'The Onion' doesn't get successfully sued every time they say President Bush is ignoring the country so he can spend more time huffing Krylon with his mistress, Fluffy The Beluga Whale.
 

Dear Leon.

Paying massive amounts of unhealthy attention to your own appearance does not in any way make you 'hot' or anything of the sort.

It makes you a self-absorbed superannuated pile of elephant shit smeared under the spinning tires of a sloshing septic pump truck.

You are a fucking tool, you have no talent or brains, and while you think you are ahead in this game called life, you will, in fact, lose horribly at it.

Good day.
 

President Bush has a good sense of humor and has already been in office almost 8 years, the most important leadership job in the world, so he has absolutely nothing to lose being satirized in The Onion. (He's already lost a lot else, hasn't he, such as dignity, ratings, etc etc)...Three gals from Joisey have a lot more to lose, since they may not be able to even gain. (huh?)Interesting case...but if you live below the radar, your blip will not appear on the screens of life, and that is the crux of the matter as far as mocking Hot Chicks with Douchebags. These people absolutely do NOT live beneath the radar screens of America. They are out there "askin' for it" as the sometime rapist would argue. And so it will also be argued: was DB1 harming them by publishing their already public-space-taken photos, or had they in effect consented to further ado just by the mere act of letting the pix be taken in the first place?

I guess only time, the courts and a jury will tell.
 

@ my bloodtype is ROCKSTAR...like Elton John?
 

Speaking as a gay man, he's too gay looking to actually *be* gay.

She's only standing next to him because she thinks she's safe from being hit on because he's so far in the closet that he's standing *behind* the christmas decorations.
 

Speaking as a gay man, he's too gay looking to actually *be* gay.

She's only standing next to him because she thinks she's safe from being hit on because he's so far in the closet that he's standing *behind* the christmas decorations.
 

Someone please please please find me the link to this morons myspace!
 

I found it...

Mr. Brothabag Leon himself

~Anon~
 

Latent homosexual.
 

"J-ROC "THE DEFINITION OF SWAG" (A-TEAM) PEOPLE SO JEALOUS THEY PUT ME IN A BOOK AND STEAL MY PICS"CAN U SAY LAWSUIT" HI HATERS!!! NOW OF TO LA LA LAND"
 

HI I'M JOHN MCCAIN--YOU ARE A SMELLY NIGGER
 

Is this a tribute to the book cover?
 

FUCK YOURSELF, SPAMMING ASSWIPE RACIST TROLL DICKWEED 12:32 AM
 

A ROCKSTAR who has the time and insecurity to send a takedown request?
WEEKLY PLZ!!!
 

Wow I looked at the myspace. Holy Shit man. Holy Shit.
 

seeing the word "douchebag" in a legal document that many times makes me smile.

in the grand scheme of things, those skanks got what they deserved...embarrassment for hanging out with douchebags. maybe they, along with other bleethes,skanks,hoodrats and hotts will finally learn a lesson from all of this...Keep away from the douchebags.
 

@anon, 9:29 p.m. -

Thanks for the research! LMAO - check this out:

[HERE FOR :
I am here to continue my career as a MODEL and to work extremely hard to make it as a successful ACTOR and network with many more individuals along the way. If you need some advice on style, ambition, swagga, humbleness, and just simply how to be happy 24/7 in life feel free to let me fill you in with a few of my secrets.]

Yeah, I need to work on my "swagga."

Excuse me for a moment.....







(blorf)
 

actual quote from his myspace page,On a personal note I love kickin it with close friends and when i need to catch my breath nothings better than chillin next to my fireplace and kickin it with my pitbull Gucci, Hes the shit...lol."

That's right everyone, he has a dog named "Gucci."

Unreal.
 

@johnny -

That's Leon's "humbleness" coming through.
 

Because the definition of humble is having one's own glamor shots strewn all over a myspace page in various quasi-homo looking poses.

body type : 5'7" Athletic.

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

I bet Tina, with the awesome rump, absolutely towers over him.

So sad.
 

I could have gone my entire life without hearing the term "gut flora" fucking Crucial
 

so one of my buddies is actually a male model. he loves this site, mostly because he's fairly certain he'll show up here one day. probably because i sent it in...
anyways, he told me there's no way a dude who's 5'7" is a model, at least not a serious one. maybe he does some of the showing up at a club and handing out samples of budlight lime or something, but that ain't real modeling.
i tend to believe my buddy on this. i'm 6'2" and i always feel like a midget when i'm with his model friends. all of them are at least a couple inches taller than me.
 

Just a little logic here...

Brothabag Leon is clearly a narcisistic douche.

This means he loves himself.

He is a man.

This he likes men

Therefore his a giant douchefag.

I knew 9th grade math would come in handy some day.
 

Shame I my grammar or typing skills blow.
 

I would like to get credit for this picture ive Taken it should be copyrighted by Blazin Photography
 

I'm not a lawyer, but I would think that DB1's defense could rest on the fact that these ho-bags relinquished their right to privacy WHEN THEY POSTED THE PICTURES ON MYSPACE!! Good heavens, it's not like DB1 went thru their trash or hacked into their computer. I taught @ a public school for 2 years & I also had a Facebook page, which is usually frowned upon. I was told not to put anything on my page that would embarrass me when our superintendent read it at a press conference.

And in other news, BrothaBag Leon is still NOT sexy & still on the down low. And he probably has Hep C and/or gonorrhea.
 

I think Brother Leon might
have tested positive for
closet crossdresser too..
 

This guy has a disproportionally tiny face.
 

"Please pray for me. I had a check up today and I tested positive for SEXY. Im allergic to HATERS, My blood type is ROCKSTAR & the doctor said "THIS IS WHY IM HOT" IF U SCOPING MY PAGE, REQUEST ME, TOP FRIEND ME, AND ENJOY" NO GAY REQUESTS I LOVE STRICTLY WOMEN""

Just wow. I'm speechless. I heard some stupid shit in my life, but this has got to take the cake.

Wow.