Something tells me he sees his reflection in the camera lens and is pointing out how awesome he looks. BTW, he needs to be slapped for a Yankees tattoo with an Angels cap-- blasphemy.
 

If it is gay, I can forgive it.

If it is not gay, we are truly facing end times and may God have mercy on us all. (except it)
 

He's a trader? When I look at him, all I can think is "bi, bi, bi."

And he's a bi-coastal baseball fan as well, though both of "his" teams (whose starting pitching staffs are a mystery to him) are done for the year.

Sad metaphor, but what else could you get with a douchebag?
 

Yankees tat X Angels hat = exponential douche
 

Good lord, could he get faggier lookin'? Those windshields he's sportin' are really telling a tale.

A tale of woe. A tale of gnashing of teeth. The story of his parents finding out he's a doucheturd. Despite their traditional upbringing of Johnny, he has chosen the path of doucheitude.

That, and his moob is almost as big as her boob.
 

classic douchey gun finger point. gotcha!
 

Getting a tattoo of your favorite sports franchise logo is about as douchey as tatting any corporate logo on your body. You've paid someone to indicate, with permanent ink, that you're willing to shill for people who make much, much more money that you ever will. You are corporate whore douche.

Also? Neither Mary, Joseph, nor Jesus want you for a sunbeam.
 

He used to date a Yankee, now an Angel is pushing his stool in.

What!... TMI?

ASvB
 

BTW, got the book yesterday, now I am to define what stage the scroat is in.

DB1 forgot that I have a weak stomach, so I am unable to gander this bagg for more than 2 seconds per look.

ASvB
 

Dear DB1:

Todd Palin, Alaska's First Douchebag or not?

Prof. Challenger
 

Wonder where that finger's been? Wait.... NO I DON'T!
ASvB
 

I dunno. I dig the blonde. I would stitch her undercarriage with my soggy semen darts. After throwing her my best Porky Pig impression, I’d go Looney Tunes on her lower lip.


Th-th-th-that’s right folks!
 

Yes things are grim.

Hopefully cash draining grim enough that this fuck can't pitch in with 8 other buddies for one room at The Hard Rock Casino the way these assholes all do that.

I would pay the weekend bar tab for Mr. White, Crucial, and Creature at the Hi-Brow Lounge in Pomona , Ca just to see the goggle-eyed stare of Day Trader 'Bag as he watches GrandMaMa's trust fund do a proverbial death spiral down the toiet.
 

I smell a rat. This CANNOT be real.

DB1 is now hiring models to pose as bags.

Shame on you DB1!

(if he IS real, there can not be a bigger choad anywhere, at least in THIS universe)
 

Mommy, why do some guys wear women's sunglasses?
 

If my daughter ever got that close to that scrote, I would perform genital mutilation....on myself.
 

This dude is a total pimp, yo! And by pimp, I mean asswipe.
 

He's pointing and asking, "Who thinks I'm a pile of frumunder cheese? You? "

And he answered his own question.
 

She's a pretty piece, but she ought to shave her pits a little more carefully since she's a natural brunette. She has five-o'clock shadow under her arm and over her tit.
 

I weep for humanity.

Poo.
 

@ wonkydouchey said...

[Lil Timmy] Mommy, why do some guys wear women's sunglasses?

[Mommy] Lil Timmy, some boys enjoy the company of other men, and they like to play dress up so they can attract other men.

[Lil Timmy] Oh Mommy, you mean queers?

[Mommy] Yes baby, queers.

[Lil Timmy] Ewww, that would leave a bad taste in your mouth.

[Mommy] Yes Lil Timmy, mommy don't like the taste much either.
 

@rumplescroteskin

Grooming does vary among Bleeths, but taken a step further, you think she would apply more Tan-in-a-Can to said pits to reduce the visibility of the stubble.
 

DB1, Its looking like this site should be called "not so hotts with douchebags", last 2 posts are marginal at best but the douchebags are mega.
Turdacious
 

this guy's secret fantasy: sucking derek jeeter's balls. long and hard
 

Comments are pretty run of the mill on 'bags like these.

For some reason, oriental bags really get the hunters riled up!

& Fish Slap, fuck him
 

Angels hat, yankees tat. What a true testimonial to yankees fandom.

BLEEAAAAUUUAAARRRGHGHGHG.

He makes me chunky burp.
 

He's just livin' la vida douchie!!!

And what's up with the bleeth's nose?!?!?

Ack!




Almost forgot........FFS!
 

Has HJBBAD made those phone calls yet or what?
 

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jeter.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
 

Good question massengill!

It seems like The Db1 is doing something else at this time on Fridays. Like maybe stocking up on 'train and ubq. cups? Either that or playing a cruel game of making me look at the same douchescrote for hours.

....it's probably this damn job.
 

her armpit has that same thing going on as the lower half of Homer Simpson's head.

Which kinda starches my canoli...
 

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The only E*trade this guy knows is swapin hits of 'X' for head in the back of a Walgreens parking lot
 

Trying to look cool by having your girlfriend draw your tattoos on with a bic pen.....PHAIL!

...side stubble always gets me going.
 

Hail Mary Tat,
Full of Grease,
Jerseyscrote is with thee.
Blessed art thou among the Douchebags' other skin pigments,
including the fruit
of his womb, Herpes.
Holy Mary Tat,
for the love of God,
become infected for us non-douchebags now,
and bring on the hour of his death.

Amen.
 

Scientists at caltech and MIT concluded that the shallowness of BOTH of these "humans"? together could not be accurately measured.

"Take a neutrino and reduce it 1000 times and you still are not close", squaked noted phycisist Steve Hawking.

He also added "I wouldn't fuck either of them with Einstein's dick."
 

@devout bag hunter- perfect.

this douchebag is unreal, and christ, that's a nasty bitch. absolutely disgusting. is this tiki bar in hell?
 

I believe this is the douche that told me to hang tight bra, the market is gonna come back!

I hope this broad gives uber douche crabs
 

Hi if you are the guy in that picture and you happen to read this, you look like a complete idiot and yes we do make fun of you, but for you my friend to prove I am not a jerk, I will vote no on Prop 8 here in CA to give you the right to marry another man. Yes, you are welcome douche.
 

I pray one of them is sterile.

ASvB
 

Oh, I dunno, the HC isn't too bad. I mean, I'd happily glaze her chest with some SPF 0.

And shouldn't DTB:NYSE be wearing his had full bill backwards, rather than 12 deg. tilt? 'Cause he's catching, not pitching.

--VS
 

No way this guy day trades. Trading takes skill and discipline, this guy just throws shit against a wall randomly and sees what sticks. If he works anywhere within the financial sector it's as a broker (fucking SALESMAN) and is either trying to churn his client accounts by saying to get out and then saying looks like we're at the bottom get back in or is avoiding all calls.

He's a douche, she's a skank and shortly there will be no money for these two dimwits to do anything other than sit in his filthy apartment and do whipits cause Redi Whip is kinda cheap. Relatively speaking.
 

Just because this douchebag has traded a few baseball cards in the past doesn't make him a "day trader."
 

Nice Maya Rudolph reference. God, I love her. DB1, you rock!
 

(blahhhhhhhhhh)

I just threw up in my mouth and swallowed it down with a back of Beefeater to remove that tastless tat from my RAM.

- “W.D.G.G.G.G from NJ/NY” Hater

(WOP, Dego, Guinea, Goombah, Guido, Greaseball from New Jersey or New York – Hater)
 

They look like they are meant for each other.
 

I would rather have STD in my health record than a Yankees logo tattooed on myself; I understand some people have both!

Buckaroo
 

Actually, I think she looks more like a Paris H wannabe. Is there such a thing as a wannabe wannabe?

Can anyone transform my logic into haiku?