Oh God....I can't wash my eyes out. Maybe gouging my eyes would be better.
 

i wanna hurt this kid so bad. not just him but his entire family. and his pets.
 

The dramatic cigarette puff pause was emmy worthy. A great moment in youtube.
 

Oh yes, "all my haters," and now also "all the girls who love me." This whole fad of imagining one's own fan base is sad. I sure hope he has convinced himself that he's not hurt by the mocking he continues to earn.

The cigarette is such a smoove touch there, Rico Suave. And the tilted pink trucker cap - oooooh, baby! I'll bet all your "homeboys" want one of their own, complete with whatever ribbon is also fashionable these days.

Cripes, what a tool.
 

Was he tearing up during that whole thing? Poor bastard.

And by "poor bastard," I mean "what an asshat."

"I'm just here, doin' what I do...in a dark, concrete bunker far beneath the streets of Gotham."
 

everyone is allowed some leeway to be an asshat when they are young, but this kid deserves nothing less than leukemia.
 

how long did they spend looking for the perfect brick wall background to be badass? and how many takes did they do for the perfect drag off of the cigarette? this production is better than any of his music videos!
 

what language is that? I didn't understand one thing he said
 

That is absolutely unacceptable.
 

what drugs is he on? I'm saying def a little coke, maybe he's "ex-in his balls off."

"hey joey pass me the glow sticks the vapo rub, I'm getting ready to kick somebody's ass over here."
 

now I know where AIDS originated from DJ Blow Me. It's clear that this jerkoff doesn't even like himself.
 

V-neck T - Check

Pink "lid" - Check

Mildly retarded look on the face while exhaling the Basic 100 menthol - Check

Fake back alley ambiance - Check

Now, lets make an awesome vid that proves how cool I am.....


What a dickhole
 

He sounds like he either has a cold, or spent the last three hours crying.
 

Well DB1, you were looking for site modifications. I suggested a separate page for HoS wannabes and/or a page for audio/video tools. DJ Bello is clearly campaigning for such attention, so I figure a page featuring this young "urban" fellow rife with deserved mocking and scorn might be a nice tribute to his douchitude.

His fans 'n "haterz" 'll be lost widout it, yo.
 

Actually, I find the video illuminating. He's clearly a dumbass, but, he is doing his best to be direct.

My guess is the criticism stings, and he feels a need to shore up his "fan base".

What I love is the sheer ignorant arrogance of his position "I'm gonna do what I do, you do what you do, whatever..." attitude.

It indicates a complete inability to engage in self-reflection or any kind of skeptical awareness. And it also indicates that he feels entitled to his stupidity. I see this in students all the time - the STUPID students. The smart ones have a clue, and don't dress or act like douchebags.
 

GDMF! what a day to leave my headphones at home.

He DJ Bello, here is a message from a hater. It's the same one you got from the girl in the stretch Denali.

SHUT UP!
 

I just want to stomp his trachia flat
 

1:02 pretty much says it..."im gonna do me."

????

cant put that on youtube.
 

@steve zodiac -

In our attention-deficit disorder world, all that matters to imbeciles such as this clown is immediate gratification. "I get 'props' fo' this right now, so it mus' be cool, yo! Y' don't like it? Whateva....."

As we saw in that video, it's clear DJ Bello has no regard for the future, much like the stupid students to whom you referred. Reality is going to be tough on them in the future, especially when they begin to understand "reality" is not exactly like those game shows on TV these days. No one's going to be filming them when they're washing dishes or shoveling horseshit.
 

hold on hold on, is that a PINK trucker hat? who are you, paris hilton? fuck outta here douche
 

What, exactly, is your "thing," DJ? *sniff* Cry, Bello, cry!!!
 

I didn't know Woody Harrelson had a son with an extra chromosome!

How sad, what a saintly man he is to raise a boy with that condition.

I may have used this joke before, I can't remember. I do remember thinking this assclown looks like Woody Harrelson's retarded son. I do not, however, remember putting it to paper, such as it were.

Dear DJ Bello. Upon meeting you face to face some fateful day, should it happen, I will point my finger in your face and laugh hysterically at all that is you.

*Puff.* Oh wait I don't smoke.

*Swig.* But don't worry, I don't hate you, whatever you are. The Universe, the all-that-is, gave chodewanks like you existence so that you contrast all that is good, holy, and righteous in a man. Without you, I would not have someone to show my son and say, "Son, don't be like that guy, or I will bury you in the backyard."

*Swig.*

You exist for the mocking, and for that, I thank the Universe. The Tao flows between us, Yin and Yang, the dark and the light, the douche and the regular dude.

You bring balance to the Universe, or what the rotund mountain monks of Hokkaido call, 'poo.'

You are poo.

And you lose at life.

Good day, Sir!
 

Steve what do you teach?

I thought about teaching, but the urge to strangle the living shit of the first asshat that gave me a bad attitude would probably overwhelm me and become gloriously actualized, reflecting poorly on myself and the school.
 

I guess he's gonna keep "doing me" because no one else will. Zing!

And for someone who doesn't care what anyone else thinks, why does he sound like he just got done with a good cry?
 

I want to run into this choad in a bar somewhere and curb stomp his stupid ass.
 

Guys, I'm big enough to admit when someone else I've dissed on is actually right, and D.J. Bello is right.

Our mocking has not hurt him.

Therefore I propose we find his address and show up at his door with pillowsacks filled with rivets and hammers.

Because like he says, we gotta do what we gotta do.
 

DJ Blow Me is a retarded Rhesus Monkey on crack.

I want to smash in his pink YES, PINK trucker hat in with a wooden mallet like they do in that one Faces of Death video.
 

@gaijindouche, 8:12 a.m. -

Ditto. I have a decided lack of patience with intentional idiocy.
 

OK, did anyone else notice that, at the end of this craptrap, the video immediately listed after this is Marley's "No Woman, No Cry"?

Happenstance, I ask?
 

@ darksock

I'm there with you! He deserves to see that the mocking was just the beginning.

Holy bat shit! What was that fucking stuff at the end with the winks and kissy face.

This fucktard needs to be kicked in the nads.
 

GOD DAMNIT!!! Where is this guy from....I would go to the shitty two dollar cover bar this guy DJ's at and grab him....and try to beat some fucking since into him!! FUCK I HATE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!
Best wishes- Dusty
 

So many unanswered questions. Was he holding back tears? How confused and/or retarded does a boy have to be to try to be all gangsta tough in a pink hat? And most importantly, when he was done filming this, did he jump up and frolic? Pussy.
 

my day is ruined.

the video of DJ Bello frolicking with a camel is no longer available.
 

this video is nauseating.i could actually feel my blood pressure rising. Maybe his mom is Sarah Palin. They both have the same way with words. This kid needs to be neutered.
 

He's got a pretty sweet lisp when he talks about My Space... "A.K.A. DJ Bello from My Spaccccce" Homo fo sho sho
 

I am mad DJ Bello. I am complaining. Also, if you keep "doing what you do" I'm going to come into your underground bunker and read Seneca's letters on Stoacism to you until you stop crying and become a man.
 

aaaaaawoooooowwwwaaaaa.......How to react? I cannot formulate thoughts from the amount of gamma-doucheness that has penetrated my Douche-field. May he (sic) incur the plague. Or at least Crohn's disease.
-Sporting a Semi -
 

The douche is doing so much blow its so obvious
 

All you have to do is watch the video of him and his friend getting into a stretch limo and he says LADIES!!!!!!!! and this girl says "shutup..." and another one says "you idiot you're stepping on my shoe" and he doesn't know what to say it is hilarious.

He doesn't get any hot chicks and he shouldn't even be on this site. He's just a fucking loser
 

Does he realize his hat is pink and sideways?
 

It sounds like he just finished weeping bitterly.

-Ponderonymous
 

My guess is that he was still up at 7am from an all night coke bender...or he was still up at 7am from a crying jag...and found a way to kill a couple of minutes with his video camera. And I'm not buying the "I ain't complaining" crap; seems like the whole reason he made this was to claim that he didn't care about something he cared about enough to make a video about.
 

Who the fuck signs off with multiple winks and kissy-faces?


DJ Blow Me, that's who!

He's my hero.

And by hero, I mean fuck wank dipshit.
 

I hope he frolicks in traffic
 

Although there is YouTube video of evidence of Bello, Seuss and another guy stoned, I don't like fancy Bello for a coke head.

I don't think this is a drug-fueled cryfest. I prefer to think that our boy the kid is sensitive.
 

i came across this yesterday, almost wish db1 didn't post it as now it bleeds into today..
and by bleeds i mean it throws a bloody pad all over my morning omelette..

So he's now ''BOBBY BATZ''

and by golly he's going to make a haterz video for all those who call him gay. and he's going to wear his pink baseball cap.
 

I refused to watch his oeuvres before, on name basis alone; -but watched this... (mistake)

My Italian is a little rusty but lookie-here Vern: I think "Bello" is the masculine form of the word meaning, "Beautiful".

-???, -!!!

Is that not just ASKING for a Fish Slap to the face? -ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!

For one to purposely call himself DJ Bello, would be analogous to me walking into a shitty Oaxaca bar and referring to myself for the duration and all to hear as, "El Guapo".

-yeah.


--
(btw, only the sassy ladies of the Venice farmers' market usually call people these nice things right to their face. -and Madrileñas)


+ I know preppies who hang out in Nantucket wearing pink polos with popped collars and "Nantucket Red" clamdigger shorts, who are more Masculine than this guy.

++Is not a Pink Trucker Hat, just an Existential swap for a "KICK ME" sign???
... where does one begin...


+++@clementine, scrotal recall, & greyflannel: I concur. Either recent cry, or snort of some powdered mouse anus.
 

Will someone with a camera make a "leave Bello alone" video?
 

At the very beginning of the video you can see the Ubiquitous Red Cup over his shoulder and what looks like a 40 oz of Mickey's.

This shit stain has obviously been up all night crying and drinking out on his porch until he got drunk enough to make this video to all the "mean people" out there in cyberspace.

Boo hoo asshole. You should have been aborted.
 

Pink trucker hat on backwards to slightly tilted equals giant fucking fag.

And he smokes like a sissy poser.
 

I hope he gets Cancer in whats left of his dick.
 

Jesus. Now I feel kinda bad for the guy. You keep doing your thing, DJ Bello or Bobby Batz or whatever the fuck it is you want to be called. You keep frolicking and singing along and in no time you'll realize your dream of lip-syncing "Material Girl" pancaked in makeup for a bunch of drunk, confused Japanese businessmen in some Atlantic City shithole. We've all gotta shoot for our dreams.
 

Aww. I think it's sweet he's thanking us. You rarely see that kind of politeness from today's celebrities. It's quite refreshing.
 

He really needs to rename this video "When Genetic Go Wrong." They should be showing this as a PSA to all young school girls with a sturn voiceover saying "This douche could happen to you - be afraid, be very afraid!"

F'en loser!
 

On a hunch, I checked all his videos, and except for this one (for now), there's a message at the bottom of the comments page:

"Adding comments has been disabled for this video."

Better get your licks in while you have a chance, if you're so inclined. LMAO!
 

@scrotimus

Those were winks and kisses? I assumed that the combination of coke and X had rotted his brain to the consistency of swiss cheese, and he was having some kind of seizure. Or maybe I just hoped that.
 

what a fag
 

ahhh, holy water, get me holy water, exercise and purge those images that imprint douchery into my soul. total trash, but trash gets picked up...
 

Smells like Teen Idiot
 

What's this? IS DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL CRYING? STOP BAWLING INTO THAT WEBCAM I BOUGHT AND GET YER ASS BACK IN HERE; THIS COCK AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF!!!
 

Him and Chris Crocker would really make a cute couple.

A couple or what? I'm not quite sure.
 

don't wheeze the douche wrote:

As we saw in that video, it's clear DJ Bello has no regard for the future, much like the stupid students to whom you referred. Reality is going to be tough on them in the future, especially when they begin to understand "reality" is not exactly like those game shows on TV these days. No one's going to be filming them when they're washing dishes or shoveling horseshit.

Absolutely correct. They are so uterly unequipped to deal with what's about to smack them, I fear for what tattered shreads are left of American democracy. When fools like this get made, instead of thinking "well, gee, maybe my lifestyle is completely out of whack with reality" and then setting about what needs to be done to ameliorate the situation, they simply strike out and blame someone.

That's not a good thing.

Giajindouche said...

Steve what do you teach?

Media stuff.

I thought about teaching, but the urge to strangle the living shit of the first asshat that gave me a bad attitude would probably overwhelm me and become gloriously actualized, reflecting poorly on myself and the school.

I know how that is. I engage them in discourse and let them hang themselves in front of their peers.

Example:

DumbAss: I think EVERYTHING is JUST FINE. I don't know what you're problem is with the status quo. I think pirates should be HANGED.

Steve Zodiac: Well, those are two things. One, look at the stock market and wonder if the status quo is "good". Is an environmental blot like Las Vegas good? You need to examine that a little more. and as far as pirate go... So you think rights holders hold absolute power of ownership over a song, or a melody?

DA: YEAH!!! They wrote it - they own it!

SZ: OK. So you would agree that the rights holders for the "Happy Birthday Song" should collect a performance fee everytime it is sung at a borthday party?

DA: Well, yeah. It can't be enforced well, but sure... every performance of a piece of music should result in the payment of a performance fee.

SZ: OK - that, by your logic is the correct answer. Very good. However, your logic is flawed. Let's extend the performance. You know how the song goes, right?

DA: Yeah.

SZ: OK - listen to it in your head o nthe count of three... 1.. 2.. 3..

(silence for a moment)

SZ: OK, so you just performed that song. You were the audience. And you did it silently in your head. shouldn't you pay the rights holders for that performance?

DA: NO!

SZ: Why? You just said every performance should result in the payment of a performance fee? Just because you sang it out loud? Or in your head? It's still a performance... Why are you privileging one over the other? Why is one an economic act and not the other?

DA: Ummm... I dunno.

SZ: Of course you don't. No one does, because it's a stupid question that reflects the flawed logic native to your position. Technically all the 1s and Zeros on a CD add up to a number. What your position says is that someone can own a number. I want to own the number 70, because it's the smallest weird number. Do you mind?

--------

You get the picture. Teaching is fun. I'm not interested so much in "being right" and definitely not requiring them learning cold dead facts, but more acquiring critical thinking skills and not being such a bunch of consumption drones. THAT will serve them in the future. Any chimp can push buttons. But a leader has to think.
 

i definately think he was tryin not to cry. it looks to me like the "fag" posts are gettin to him, keep up the nice work.
 

Insipiring.
 

Insipiring.
 

Lay off the the yayo....actually do mass quantities and kill yourself
 

All Day....
 

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=200164665
 

The funny thing is that he actually has some pretty bad-ass DJ skills - his personality, on the other hand, is just retarded.
 

I found his Facebook...and I want SO badly to friend him...just to see what it says.
 

Back in the not so distant past and good old days, the USArmy drafted them, punished them in basic training, sent them to the front lines and they were gone for good.

They actually got to do a Hero's Journey, whether they wanted to or not.

Today we have to live with them and they've never been on such a journey. Bello is just such a fucktard. He'd be crushed nuts if a Master Drill Sergeant ever got to him, and on permanent latrine duty before he got sent off to a combat zone.

He needs an entire regiment of Marines to be sent in to him and given the "full treatment." However, I doubt they would even waste a precious moment of their training dealing with such a "look at me" person.

And that's what Bello is, he just wants to be seen. May the coffin nails he smokes give him lung cancer someday (I'd never wish Crohn's disease on anyone, bein' a sufferer myself)and use up all his spare change in the process.

Someone is enabling this PINKO to spend precious monetary resources on such idiotic habits, and they're as bad as DJ Bello.

It's a circle of bad-ass madness.
 

What a fag!
 

did you hear how forced "ain't" was? it's like he has to make himself speak that way. and the classic drag of a newp. i think i'm in love.
 

@ Rachel Moran

It's his "bad-ass DJ skills" that make him such a worthless cookie-cutter douchebag with such a primordial personality.

-Ponderonymous
 

OK.

Is it possible that this kid is young enough to get a D.P. ("douche pass")? Can he maybe be a victim of his environment? Can he maybe redeem his douchiness if he grows up and moves out of his parents' basement?

I am not saying the above is definitely the case. I am just trying to make sure we all examine all sides of the case before we prosecute.

Discuss...
 

WOW. this assmunch sucks. i checked his little bobby batz dj page. i listened through all of his remixes. and i gotta says, he is shit.

now just to let you know, i am a musician. i have studied music, played in bands, and also dj'd many years ago. so i feel that i have a bit of a background to speak to this.

specifically, dj blow batz or whatever must be tone deaf. while his beats may technically match up, his tones hurt my ears. the people who originally made this music had a sense of melody. dj booby batz does not. this also is a much bigger tell that gives away these "artists" as nothing more than thieves. they don't create anything. they cut up others art and repackage it as something special. and sometimes it is special.

but not in your case dj below. you suck. and i'm not gonna get into your sexual proclivities, that's not my concern. you are the lowest form of dj.

you think you are much better than you really are.

i am here to say, simply, just quit. give up. you will never be oroginal, or talented.
 

DJ?

See ya in a few months at some 3rd rate "restaurant" getting my baby-back ribs.
 

(raises hand) "Mr Zodiak ?"

SZ: "Yes?"

Me: "The phrase critical thinking skills just gave me a migrane. May I go to the school nurse?"
 

Three words:

Pink.
Tilted.
Hat.

=fuckin' douche.
 

Whenever I read Steve Zodiac's responses, I forget about everything around me. Today, I wanted to puke after seeing that pink hat. I start reading comments, laughing my a55 off and I get to Steve Zodiac's comments (after great anticipation). THree sentences into it I was too busy admiring the genius that is Steve Zodiac to realize I forget about the pink hat that had just raped my eyes.

This site is one of the highlights of my day - no matter how much shit I have to do at work, I can come here and laugh. Coupled with Steve Z's comments, it's hard to have a bad day anymore. Steve Z, please start blogging. You could be the infinitely funnier Steven Colbert to DB1 as Jon Stewart.
 

why is dj bello not in the HoS?

i mean... what does a kissy lips making, ebonic spouting, youtube directing, pink hat tilting, eurotrance spinning, parking lot dancing, axe spraying, eyebrow waxing, makeup wearing, christian audiger sporting, virginia slim smoking, smirnoff ice drinking, 5000 winking, peace outing (to the haterz), bedazzled, bedimpled, besmirched scrotebag pioneer have to do to get a little recognition around here????

so what if he is (in his own words) a "fag"?

in the words of madonna, "he's working his ass off people!!!"

whaddya say, db1?

hall of scrote! hall of scrote! hall of scrote...

-haberdouchery
 

Does this also go out to people who don't give a shit about him?
 

lay off the coke, TOOL
 

Is this guy REALLY, I mean TECHNICALLY, a douchbeg? I mean, technically, with they pink clothing and the coke drip, wouldn't he actually be a bleethed hotts?
 

This guy is an all-day douche.
 

I lasted 11 seconds before I had to stop. The wobbling pink cap alone about did it.
 

Musing on Pink right along:

Even the golf-chicks don't wear pink hats like that one with all the ventilation in it.

The great Vogue Magazine fahion maven Diana Vreeland once stated that "Pink is the navy blue of India." Perhaps we could send DJBello to India where a navy of men might turn him bluer than a varicose vein about to burst.

Is that a Juicy Couture pink cap?

Is DJBello merely a pinko communist come back to haunt us?

Is that a GUESS cap a la Anna Nicole Smith?

Is there a little Hello Kitty embroidered on the front?

+++++++++++++++++++++++++

All these and more are giving me pinkeyes. Pass the Systane.
 

I knew I didn't want to watch the video once he started it with a 3 second long glare, and then said check it.

If it didn't bother him that we all think he's deserving of being beat with a tube sock full of bull frogs and let over cancer biopsy tumors, then he wouldn't have made this video. If it didn't bother him, he wouldn't disable the comments on his videos, or take them down all together. If it didn't bother him, he wouldn't appear to want to cry through out the whole fucking video.

I don't think he should go in the HOS. He seems like one of those things that would go away if you ignore it long enough.

But you gotta give him credit. He took this being a douche thing and made it his own style. He should've ended the film by fading into him frolicking to his own music, and then fading to black. Classic.
 

it is whateva yo!!!! word life bobby bats, you jus keepin it real son!!!


but honestly, when you wear pink truckers, cocked, at 50 degree angle. make the videos you make, and then call yourself bobby bats, people WILL make fun of you. you are douche.
 

The internet has made it way too damn easy to beg for attention these days. All those people we wished would just dry up and blow away are not doing that. They're getting cheap fame (or infamy) on the net. Do NOT, I repeat, give Bello the satisfaction of HOS.

DJBello needs to quit the I-EGO-ME bellowing bellyaching and go work one night in a homeless shelter, or a month in a nursing home cleaning human excrement. That's what the Amish and Memnnonites did when faced with the draft, they just had to do conscientious objector duty at a nursing facility of some sort.

Bello, you are, simply put, an entitled turdwank. GROW UP. NOW.
 

I think he had a Douche Stroke at the end of that
 

He reminds me of Aaron Carter.
And that makes me want to sweep the pavement with his face.
 

May lung cancer frolic it's way into his lungs and do what it's got to do
 

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
I used to work with this girl, her name is Zurina and trust me she's all woman. She's one of the funniest bitches in the world. Shes also one of the biggest hookers, but she's hilarious.
 

Awww, I hope I meet a skeezy butt-pirate like this someday.
 

he said the comments dont hurt him, but i hear some sniffles!
 

It can't be that hard to wear the hat properly can it... Ok yeah its a pink trucker cap, but still just put it on properly and maybe some of 'yur haterz' will stop. Some, well a few, ok none of them will stop, but the hat, come on!
 

He's obviously an idiot to post a video to people who make fun of him on YouTube while he wears a pink trucker cap cocked all the way to the side.

Do not feel bad for this asshole. If he wipes himself out then so be it. Natural selection at its finest moments...
 

If he wasn't bothered then he wouldn't post a video. He's desperately trying not to cry when he says he's "doin his thing everyday."

He is so close to squirting out tears when he says "Ima do me" it's pathetic.

Yeah, I do think when people call you a faggot pink trucker hat wearing douche nozzle, it bothers you.

So "do what you gotta do" and blow your fucking head off when you reach that low point of self-realization.
 

It makes me wanna call him a fag even more... Much more!
 

Kissy Lips!
 

It sounds like he just finished crying...
 

DJ n.(dee-jay)1. Posessing actual talent to a quotient approching or near absolute zero. 2. A self-appointed moniker designed to make the person at least on the surface appear edgy or hip, although it rarely acheives this goal. (See MC or Dr.) 3. a closeted homosexual or one simply in denial. Usually used to call attention on oneself in the pursuit of other fools with which to talk ghetto and drink Zimas. In rare cases used to attract a "bleeth" otherwise known as a "Jerzee Pincushion"
 

white line power
gives bag courage
nasal passages clogged
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEABDJoxUrM
 

I wanted to start my weekend off, by telling DJ Bello to suck a cock...thank you.
 

This twatfart has a new video up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_oR1u2tnN8
 

DJ Bello- Hey sexy girls!

Girl- Shut up.

DJ Bello- Okay.
 

Scrotten--- I couldnt agree more, man. as a musician and producer of many genres of music... you are absolutely correct in your assessment of his skill. he takes beats he gets from packages of house beats, and throws acapellas on them, with little regard to melody. some of his shit might work melodically, but one only need listen to his remix of "make love in this club" to realize this dude doesnt realize the bass and the vocals contain notes adjacent to eachother (semitone, halfstep whatever) mix that in with the most amateur effects (the "scratching" he does)i could possibly imagine. any goofball who can follow beginner's tutorials can make this shit. probably better.

not to mention none of his "tracks" are mastered. all different volumes.

wow... now hes trying to do some trippy slicing in his sexual healing remix... i didnt even know they made DAW's that allow you to break time signature.

all his remixes end with another canned beat fadeout. this dude didnt make any of these beats. ive heard most of them in house collections before.

thank god there's an actual dj bello from greece... so this shitstain can never truly earn fame.
 

I discovered the original DJ Bello vid, likely his douchiest, which sadly has been removed from youtube. I feel like I opened the gates of hell.
 

This kid wouldnt last a minute in north philly. I'd love to see what they'd do to him.
 

This twat is easily douchebag of the year. GOD I WANT TO KICK A HOLE IN HIS CHEST!
 

Between this video & his MySpace page, I need to up my anti-seizure meds...invest in a video cam & disable your Flash Player, you fucking tool.

He looks like Eminem's slower, missing-a-chromosome-or-two, brother.
 

I hope you swallow BALLOONS FILLED WITH SHIT!! You cum dumpster QUEER!!
 

this reminds me of the kids at my highschool. they where considered cool and where very popular among the girls
 

Im a do my thing, all my girls (your mom) who like me...use proper english, please use your hat the way it was fucking ment to be...either bill straight on on backwards....if it is off to the side and barley on your fucking head, you are the one with the identity issues from the east coast.


what really makes me happy: the fact that STUPID PEOPLE MAKE FOR GREAT INTERNET ENTERTAINMENT


go finger your ass hole you stupid mother fucker.