Doh! I shoulda taken my own earlier advice.... criticize the lack of douche & DB1 whips a haymaker out of his sleeve!

These 2 are Douchal Super Scrote:

Labyrinth Head & Gob Boy

inciting nausea & outright barffest in the most pedestrian of hotts

I bow down to you DB1
 

the AssClown Express just rolled into town..
 

The hott: She missed her mouth with that finger, but she appears to have a very nice "PINK"(?) ass.

"Labyrinth Head" (thanks, creature): He has the patterns even Brothabag Leon can appreciate!

"Zippy Fuckhead": The 'L' is very appropros for you, dipshit, as is your hair color. Nice tapering, too.
 

How about "apropos"?
 

It's my personal code never to cede respect to anyone who wears pants with "PINK" written across the butt.
 

The look like Ed Grimley...only much more gay.
 

Wow! The dude in the front is doing the "L" for "Loser"!!!!!!

Should've done the "DB" for "Douchebag"!!!
 

The Flame Twins are so douchey, she gave herself the finger.
 

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DB1,

This may be an historic douche capture. My previous life as an Historian leads me to believe this is the last known pic of the Mojave Mohawqadouche tribe in full war regalia just before their historic massacre at the hands of the Sioux See Banshees tribe…

But maybe it’s the mezcal talkin.

Tuesday nights are always mescal nights at the ‘Head household.
 

It seems those blokes behind them are giving them plenty of space.

The sleaze factor is set to Warp II , Mr. Sulu.
 

My gawd, was there ever a better reason than this that the sucker punch was invented?
 

"Eyes closed. Lost in the moment. DJ Bello serenades the crowd with his rhythm of the night. I hold up my finger to let you know not to bother me right now. I feel a frolic coming on."
 

Two steps forward and one step back DB1. Two steps forward and one step back . . .
 

This is why they invented the double barrel shotgun.

What I would not give to exfoliate these two wankers' faces with one.

Sadly, that day will never come.
 

It's the Merovingian's twins from the Gaytrix; they've captured the Whoracle.

Now if you will excuse me I must now wander the street here just before dawn to find a litter of kittens to strangle...
 

Hey, ain't that the girl that was charging Eliot Spitswhore 4g a night?
 

What is this, the Ed Grimley twins?
 

Tarponhead makes me want to consume my own waste. She's so Bleethed out she doesn't even notice the calligraphy on his head.

I'm going to arc weld my eyes shut.
 

Who would've thought that a swirly would be the next douche haircut?
 

yuck... in the words of john mccain...this is a scary time my friends...my friends...my friends...my friends...my friends...my friends...my friends
 

This is why humankind invented the club, the axe, the bow and arrow, the pike, the sword, the longbow, the crossbow, the catapult, the trebuchet, the vat of boiling oil, the mace, the musket, the grenade, the cannon, the idea of manufacturing replaceable parts that gave way to more advanced rifling, the revolver, the Gatling gun, the automatic rifle, artillery, the tank, and The Manhattan Project.
 

I believe that in addition to his bling, Labyrinth Head is wearing a cape. Does anyone else see that? Is Labyrinth Head actually a Doucher Hero?
 

Someone must find more pics of right triangle-bag...if there is one with a hotter chick we may have an early contender for the hcwdb o'the month
 

I like the caboose on the hott. It sticks out so much that you can read the 'pink' logo from a vertical photograph.
 

Ah - here we actually see some evidence of historical and anthropological knowledge - the ancient Incan symbol for "Douchebag" on the side of this gusys head...who knew?
 

She has to lay down to shit.
 

His skull is a bedbug maze
 

The amazing thing is they're at a Bangles reunion concert.

Rock on beak nosed tongue douche, rock on.
 

I'm going to start carrying a stapler around with me for these pukebuckets that have their tongues hanging out all the time. The bail money's under my mattress.
 

if their parents could see this, they'd pray for a time machine so they could mutilate their own genitalia before they conceived all three of these turds.
 

my scrotometer just broke.

-haberdouchery
 

That guy has a corn maze for lice on his head. For this monstrosity, he needs to be impaled on something hard and sand-papery.

The other ill-coiffed, toungebag douche is flashing a combination of bag hand signals that I haven't seen since 94.

There is no hope.

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

crop circle douche has a red welt under his right eye.

probably from his moms for using all the dippedy-doo.
 

Is it just me, or does her gesture scream "Ugh! Gag me!"
 

The double douches look like The Lollipop kids from "The Wizard of Oz"...a much douchier 21st century version however...

Oh, and Mr. White, you forgot the Racks (hee), the stocks, the stretcher, drawn & quartering, tarring & feathering, the Plague and Ebola.
 

This scroter not only has a 'hawk, he has also re-created the lost Mohican corn maize on his scalp.

He is High Worthy Mohican tribal chief A-Maize-ing Douche Bagican.

Gimpy below has a 'hawk of corn husk faded brown, tainted with the usual autumn mildew.

Fair maiden Bleetherette thinks it's all a puking joke. She may get scalped in the muff and change her mind.
 

"I just fingered his ass and tasted it.... bleh!"
"Me too, bleh!!!"
 

I see the sign of the TEABAG of the edge of his a-maze-ing hair design.

Double-Teabag.

I just see a silly weasel sticking his tongue out and signalling "bleah!"

Hott is signalling "bleah, back at'cha!"
 

Hey DB1,
First of all, I love the site, but you may want to tread softly on douchbags like this one. I'm pretty sure maze-head is actually my old friend and co-worker Justin Gotti, of the Gotti crime family, and the Hottie is his ex-girlfriend who worked as a waitress in my nightclub. While I'll admit, he is grade-A ground douchemeat, but he's the one who can have you put through the sausage machine.
 

Is that Sean William Scott?
 

uggs
 

yo ma nigga lodi lux (jesse) lookz like a fuckin flounder or sumthin!!!!!