Fugly broad.

To hell with them and their trinity test site legacy eyewear.

How's the neutron bombardment look, asshats?

I may have technical inaccuracies in there but you get the idea. I am, after all, 6 cans of Sparkling Hop (by Kirin) into the night.
 

Hawk is 7 ft. tall and would kick this guy's ass.
 

Mr. Goggles is so hip, Armani pays him to wear his logos.
 

Mr. Goggles is so hip, Hawk and Samurai consult him before going out to the bars.
 

How the F U C K does his hat do that?
 

Mr. Goggles is so hip, Ralph Lauren does not make a move without him!
 

Mr. Goggles is so hip, it does not matter that his hotts hair is thinner than the hair on my butt cheeks!
 

I don't know, she's got some ballpark lips...
 

Mr. Goggles is so hip, DarkSock wants to BE him.
 

Mr. Goggles is so hip, even basement-dwellin' vigins like Mr. White have pictures of him on their walls.

(Sorry, could not resist Mr. White.)
 

He's got "BallPark Lips" too, but I would not want him sniffing around down there.
 

Mr. Goggles is so hip, he was born with tatts.
 

Welding class was never the same after the school administration made it mandatory to accept girls, and homosexuals.
 

Trust Fund Douchebags, they do nothing.
 

@adolf

No worries. If I cannot be used as a stepping-stone in a joke, then I have failed one of my primary missions here.
 

Bag Lanta, your avatar makes me fee a bit queezy.


I would describe the feeling as such:

You go out, drink WAY TO MUCH. Hop into an all-night gay bar. In the morning, you are face down, pants around your ankles, ass covered in coco butter, and their is a condom hang'n out your ass.

That's about how I feel when I look at Fish Slap, only worse.

Sorry.

ASvB
 

Beat that...
 

Best.
Simpsons.
Reference.
EVER!
and by that I mean -
Scrote.
Choad.
Bleeth.
WHY?!!?
 

I can beat that

you could end up in Mr. Whites basement covered in coco butter.
 

If you totally shaved her head and painted her green she would look like
Cecil the Turtle that outwitted Bugs Bunny.

Which kinda turns me on.
 

Mr. Goggles is so hip, even his stool sample has a designer logo on it.

Her shell has a designer logo too.
 

I actually did wake up in Mr. White's basement this morning, and it was covered in a yellowish liquid substance...
 

Back and to the left...

Back and to the left...

Who needs a magic bullet when an ordinary one will do.
 

Time to actually do some work, but first, must take a shower. Does anyone know how to get off coco butter?
 

Mr. White's basement should raise fear into a young child's eyes, much like an abandoned scarry house.
 

Nice Simpsons reference. My hope is that the douchebag in question learns a serious life lesson at the end of the episode, but then forgets it before the next one.
 

Bag Lanta, was the floor sticky? Almost the consistency of one of those mouse traps that use glue?
 

We don't use coco butter in Mr. White's Basement. We use olive oil. Extra Basement-Dwellin' Vigin Olive Oil.

And no child should be afraid. It's a place of discovery and wonderment. The chains are only for the grown ups, but everyone is welcomed to experience the plastic tarp in their own way.
 

WonderDouche powers - ACTIVATE!

FORM OF: A jock asshole with no fashion sense who puts a hat on his spiked hair!

FORM OF: A brainless but hot chick with no taste in men and can't say no to stupid photo opportunity!

[After this party, Armani International requested that Mr. Jock Asshole stop displaying their logo in public to avoid any further humiliation and damage to company reputation]
 

....and now you know.
 

BTW:

From here on out, it should be MANDATORY for the Bag Hunters to place at least 1 comment in Samurai Scrotes deal every day they access HCwDB.

In this manner, Samurai will fast approach legendary status has the MOST comments.

Suggestions?

ASvB
 

Every Bag Hunter should visit Samurai Scrote with at least 1 message per day.

After 30 days, he should have an additional 3,000 posts!

Phenom!

ASvB
 

i have to admit i'm partial to the xenu. samurai scrote is righteous, but faced against xenu he would be reduced to gaseous vapors, inhaled and squished out of xenu's quivering ass cheeks...reduced to nothing but a stain on the seat of his 57 plymouth fury.
 

and by the way, these two shithead are actually in the new tron sequel

why must they make sequels to timeless classics
 

Which is covered in dolphin penii.
 

...that's not a hat, that's a tombstone!
 

When will one of these turd burglars wear a shirt that says "Armenian Exchange" because they can't spell and they buy these shirts at the outlet mall anyway? Usually 2 for $11 like at the beach when you get your "Rockaway Rocks Summer of 2008."
 

I am filled with joy and dread about a Tron sequel. As I was with LOTR, which turned out pretty good, and Doom, which sucked ass except that 10 minutes of first person.

They need to get Jeff Bridges back, as well as another Michelle Phieffer lookalike.
 

"Here lies 10 louse, suffocated by L.A. Looks deluge 2008. R.I.P"
 

Still waiting for that Will Farrell remake of Land of the Lost. Starring Velveeta.
 

Rockaway Beach formerly AKA "The Irish Riveria."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockaway_Beach,_Queens
 

is anyone still comenting on the goggles guy?
 

We got bored with Mr. Goggles, he sux.
 

If you find yourself leaving 19 out of 33 comments, it's time to take a break. Just sayin'.
 

Don't say, douchebag. Mind your own fucking business.

I'll play a sleestak.
 

yes you: If you find yourself counting through dozens of comments just to make a snarky remark, it's time to get back to your lunch break. Just sayin'.

Meanwhile: DB1 left a tantilizing easter egg in the swelling and now pus-leaking Samurai Scrote thread...

I'd turtle wax Ms. Cecil's shell until you could see yourself. And by shell I mean her dairy shelf.
 

this guy has gay porn tattoos on his arms

she looks like the woman who folds my crusty drawers... with her teetheses

@ Mr. White

your Canterbury Tales reference, in the librarian hott thread yesterday, brought me back to when I highschooled under the tutelage of Jesuits (they didn't really train me)... detention was called JUG (justice under god) & they made me hand copy the prologue etc..... stupid Knights Tale
 

I volunteer to help Mr. Goggles reduce the work it takes to keep his hat perched like that. I have a nail gun.
 

can we go to Armani & exchange this tool for some graham crackers, a sheet of sandpaper, a grease gun, a large brown bag, a roll of nickles in a tube sock & a potato carved into a dong so we could go to work on Mrs. Goggles behind & bring her back from the edge?

... just askin?
 

I know Mrs. Goggles hasn't gotten a lot of love, but I confess, her plump lips turn me on. I'd do her. Possibly requesting/requiring that she leave the glasses on.

@creature

I don't know if I'm amused or disturbed that when I went into the section of my brain titled "pointless punishments" and came up with that Canterbury Tales bit, I stumbled across an actual punishment a reg had suffered.
 

The Goggles! They do nothing!

Heh heh.....
 

Adolph has stopped by his Starbucks for some extra-caffeinated caffeination before loosening up the fingers this morning.

Good work , wunderkind ...
 

Ya know, he does actually look sorta like Rainier Wolfcastle, only dumber and more cartoonish.
 

I say, sail on, Harvest moonfaces.
They look like alien-eyes.
 

I say, someone keeps appropriating ME by using Miss Anon, however, do remember I am Miss Anonymous, the original. And yes, I learned my lesson. I singlehandedly started the Smaurai Scrote revolution, and for that, I am forever grateful. Mental scrotes deserve as much mockery as full-blown Xenu varieties. Sorta.
 

@ Vin Douchal

Vielen Dank, dass Sie mein Freund.

Adolf
 

Oops, sorry about that.

@ Vin

Thank you very much my friend.

BTW, someone got ticked that there were too many messages to read. Slow reader?
 

I had to congratulate DB1 on the name of this picture... sometimes your knowledge of pop culture funnydom astounds and tickles me...
 

@miss anonymous, 10:28 a.m. -

Might I suggest you get yourself a Blogger account? Then you can put that on your profile (along with some photos, if you please).
 

Nice. Matt Groening said in the season 7 commentary that that was his favorite line. But then...you probably already knew that.
 

Did he steal those sunglasses from Macho Man Randy Savage circa 1986.
 

oh please. are they building barrettes into douchehats now?

-VS
 

Zeeeeeeee GOGGLES THEY DO NOSSSSSSING!!! then he floats down a drain.
 

it appears we can now say "ubiquitous" Armani Exchange shirt.
 

Now we might have another great reason to say "Fuck Fish Slap!"

I was actually browsing through the archives to find the number of comments on some of the more heated "Honorary Douchebag of the Month" entries, such as the "Mystery" post (dated Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 242 comments, BTW).

I also noted that was quite a classic month! Getting to the Mystery entry was somewhat tough, though. I had to scroll past not only (Fuck) Fish Slap and a previous reference to "the goggles," which is why I'm posting this, but a few other HoS members (ahem), some takedowns, and a couple of pics Ebaum (another "Honorary DB") "borrowed" for his own page.

I don't think Bret Michaels will generate the (ahem) "love" those others have, but I will continue to look forward to future Honorary DB posts.