Thursday, October 09, 2008
The Great Pumpkin
That's the creepiest pumpkin I've seen since my 5th grade class field trip to Drumlin Farm.
I don't know whether to carve out the seeds in his skull or place him in a field so Linus'll finally get that payoff he's been waiting for.
As to Hott in a Yankee Cap, it's one of those conundrums.
Like getting a piece of chocolate handed to you by some dude who just scratched his ass. Or meeting a Mormon but being unable to kick them in the nads due to local statute laws against Mormon violence.
Silly Mormons.
All with the Jesus #2 hanging in America with Native Americans shtick. And the magic underwear. Goofy.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:36 PM 
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"whah wa wha whah whah, wha wum wum wha wha whahh wa wum"-- ever get the feeling that when you actually talk to a douche, it must sounds like Charlie Brown's Mom talking to them?
NASA could conduct experiments in the vacuous void between this guy's ears.
NASA could conduct experiments in the vacuous void between this guy's ears.
# posted by 
: 1:51 PM
: 1:51 PM
What's with the magic nipples on the Magic Mormon Undies? Fuckin' creepy. Is that what enables them to ride their bicycles for so long, the power nipples?
Oh, yeah, orange douchebag pumpkin hear. I wanna shove a candle up his ass and watch his eyeballs glow.
Oh, yeah, orange douchebag pumpkin hear. I wanna shove a candle up his ass and watch his eyeballs glow.
# posted by : 1:52 PM
: 1:52 PM
Egads.
I can smell the garlic breath and Pond's lotion from here.
Is 43rd Street a meeting place for hermaphrodites and folks that have had sex reassignment surgery ?
I can smell the garlic breath and Pond's lotion from here.
Is 43rd Street a meeting place for hermaphrodites and folks that have had sex reassignment surgery ?
Definitely not hott enough to not consider wiping my ass with her Yankee hat. She just better not be around when I need to poop.
# posted by : 2:10 PM
: 2:10 PM
This pumpkin is truly... not so "Great"
Weekly, indeed.
And I'm sure we will be seeing more of the Not So Great Pumpkin in the future... RIGHT, DB1?? winkwink
Weekly, indeed.
And I'm sure we will be seeing more of the Not So Great Pumpkin in the future... RIGHT, DB1?? winkwink
# posted by : 2:14 PM
: 2:14 PM
For a second there I thought that the Yankees symbol on her hat was actually an earring on the pumpkin. That would have been douchetastic.
I think they took this picture right before his head slowly slid off of his shoulders. Thats what appears to be going on here from my perspective.
-Ponderonymous
-Ponderonymous
# posted by : 2:42 PM
: 2:42 PM
Yo, that shit is straight up the giraffe oompa proompa. That guy is clearly lost without his butter half.
# posted by : 2:46 PM
: 2:46 PM
I don't think the Hott is good enough to push this into the weekly. Unless it's a really weak lineup. While our subject is scrotey enough the chick doesn't do it for me. Don't get me me wrong though. She would still get it.
This is the buddy of Oompa Prompa! He is STILL a douche.
Looks like Fung and Pumpkin had a falling out, and are no longer BFF.
-ASvB
Internet connection is down, had to phone it in.
Looks like Fung and Pumpkin had a falling out, and are no longer BFF.
-ASvB
Internet connection is down, had to phone it in.
# posted by : 3:04 PM
: 3:04 PM
@Darksock
about a third of my time at work is spent laughing at your comments. that video is classic. thank you.
about a third of my time at work is spent laughing at your comments. that video is classic. thank you.
# posted by : 3:19 PM
: 3:19 PM
oh yeah, also...
fuck pumpkin head.
fuck barry bonds (also a pumpkin head).
Fuck the yankees.
That "girl" is a tranny.
Obviously the weekly needs to be Samurai, Hawk, and either Ned, or the Scrabbler.
fuck pumpkin head.
fuck barry bonds (also a pumpkin head).
Fuck the yankees.
That "girl" is a tranny.
Obviously the weekly needs to be Samurai, Hawk, and either Ned, or the Scrabbler.
# posted by : 3:25 PM
: 3:25 PM
Kinda looks like he has a big Yankee Earring but alas it's just the hotties hat...
# posted by : 3:28 PM
: 3:28 PM
db1- that has to be fung's sidekick from the prom pics, and ho-lee shit is this douchebag orange! they drove all the way from seaside heights or staten island or whereverthefuck to hang out in midtown...and look like a piece of hell doing it. i'd be willing to bet that he can't read her hat.
I have to agree with some of the folks -- that kind of looks like Fung's buddy, that lizard looking guy in the now legendary Prompa shots. Maybe not quite a lizard, but a semi-retarded Sleestak.
Not only does he have a Yankess earring, he also has a glowing red light for the opposite earring, and some sort of yellow plastic cattle ear tag to identify him as from somebody's barnyard or grazing pasture. Explains his orange tint and white top. He's a Hereford!
I'd say he was somebody's 4-H project that never got sold at auction. And SHE's wearing a "who-dunnit?" dress.
I guess we already know who done it. The questiion is, WHY????
I'd say he was somebody's 4-H project that never got sold at auction. And SHE's wearing a "who-dunnit?" dress.
I guess we already know who done it. The questiion is, WHY????
# posted by : 4:11 PM
: 4:11 PM
I looked at some magic rocks in my hat & they told me to put Mormon underwear on my head & dance around the block
they also asked, "do you know what a sack of shit on fire looks like?"
now I do
they also asked, "do you know what a sack of shit on fire looks like?"
now I do
@creature
stupid dodgers. they beat my cubbies. but better them than the phils. sigh...viva los doyers...
stupid dodgers. they beat my cubbies. but better them than the phils. sigh...viva los doyers...
# posted by : 4:20 PM
: 4:20 PM
Vamos mi amigos!
@Orel:
How did you escape the imprisonment of Samurai Scrote? And can you pass your secret along to Pfah?
Doyers!
@Orel:
How did you escape the imprisonment of Samurai Scrote? And can you pass your secret along to Pfah?
Doyers!
hail the prophet joseph smith
he found the magic golden tablets in upstate new york
when I die I will fly through space and rule over another planet as a god
what will you do? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
he found the magic golden tablets in upstate new york
when I die I will fly through space and rule over another planet as a god
what will you do? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
# posted by : 5:08 PM
: 5:08 PM
Good call Wheeze...
... Methinks we shall have a triumphant return from the Baron Von Goolo for that horrific haiku.
... Methinks we shall have a triumphant return from the Baron Von Goolo for that horrific haiku.
anon 4:03-
you nailed it.
that's no prompa...we're looking at none other than the mighty douchetelligence.
his scrotely orange specter has returned to demand justice and the weekly prize he so greasily and orangely deserved back in july
you nailed it.
that's no prompa...we're looking at none other than the mighty douchetelligence.
his scrotely orange specter has returned to demand justice and the weekly prize he so greasily and orangely deserved back in july
This Pumpkin Pie Bastard has obviously gotten his epidermis surgically removed...
WHY he would want to do that is anyone's guess though
WHY he would want to do that is anyone's guess though
# posted by : 5:10 PM
: 5:10 PM
Crucial,
I think we baghunters need to be extra vigilant in seeking for submission spooky douche/hott pics that aren't obviously from costume parties.
So basically any frat party pic should suffice.
I think we baghunters need to be extra vigilant in seeking for submission spooky douche/hott pics that aren't obviously from costume parties.
So basically any frat party pic should suffice.
A.D. being pointed out as a douchebag.....
vs.
The Great Pumpkin.....
I'm not sure they're the same, and the hotts/notts are different as well.
vs.
The Great Pumpkin.....
I'm not sure they're the same, and the hotts/notts are different as well.
good call Don't Wheeze, it is in fact Artificial Douchetelligence... that smell of poo is unmistakable
@ Darksock
Good Lord my friend, that was the strangest video ever! I could not look away!
Holy Shit!!!!! I think that is the same video the Americans were watching in Jonestown just before Jim Jones served the Kool-Aid.
Seriously scarry stuff. S N A P !
Je su us is ma frnd.
ASvB
Good Lord my friend, that was the strangest video ever! I could not look away!
Holy Shit!!!!! I think that is the same video the Americans were watching in Jonestown just before Jim Jones served the Kool-Aid.
Seriously scarry stuff. S N A P !
Je su us is ma frnd.
ASvB
@ jchoma 4:09 -
Go to the bottom of this site to the google window and type "velveeta sleestak"; you'll be in for a treat...
Go to the bottom of this site to the google window and type "velveeta sleestak"; you'll be in for a treat...
and thanks adolph and douchelexic. Minutes at this site erase hours of bullshit for me as well. Hail BCS and BVG (wherever he crawled up into and died at...).
Fung evolved, hence the purple hue.
Bung here, he's still shit dick brown/orange.
He really looks like the other half of the prompas.
Bung here, he's still shit dick brown/orange.
He really looks like the other half of the prompas.
The Jesus is My Friend video was funny, but sadly typical for America.
Now THIS SHIT will SERIOUSLY fuck with your head. Watch it more than once and revel in its pataphysical glory. This is kinkier than sex in a tub full of styrofoam peanuts. How I know that is so is none of your business.
buk buk buk...
Now THIS SHIT will SERIOUSLY fuck with your head. Watch it more than once and revel in its pataphysical glory. This is kinkier than sex in a tub full of styrofoam peanuts. How I know that is so is none of your business.
buk buk buk...
Try visiting YouTube and clicking on Ray Stevens in the Great Mississippi Squirrel Revival (at the First Self-Righteous Church)for an even funnier religious experience.
You'll be sorry you did.
You'll be sorry you did.
# posted by : 8:08 PM
: 8:08 PM
AD's eyes are wider apart, and his face is more square while this guy has the same rounded face as the other half of the prompas. Not to get all gay by really studying the bags...its just part of the job. Plus AD looked much older than the other prompa (from here on out I'm calling him Bung cause of his shit dick coloring).
sumbitch! that is AD. nice work, guys. hey, i don't want to sound like a racist or a bigot, y'know but, hey- all these douchebags look the same to me, ha hahaha haha haaaha
thppppppppptttttttttt....
thppppppppptttttttttt....
@darksock
Re: Velveeta Sleestak.
Unbelievable. Simply... I can't find the words. The Sleestak race actually devolved.
In this case, and upon further research, this cock smootch looks an awful lot like Artificial Douchetelligence. He's got that same fetal alcohol syndrome look.
Re: Velveeta Sleestak.
Unbelievable. Simply... I can't find the words. The Sleestak race actually devolved.
In this case, and upon further research, this cock smootch looks an awful lot like Artificial Douchetelligence. He's got that same fetal alcohol syndrome look.
@ steve zodiac
Could not watch it all. I actually got scared and had to turn it off.
Where do you find this stuff?
Is there a site called WWW.SickShitToShowMyFriends.com located somewhere?
ASvB
Could not watch it all. I actually got scared and had to turn it off.
Where do you find this stuff?
Is there a site called WWW.SickShitToShowMyFriends.com located somewhere?
ASvB
@ Steve Zodiac:
I'll admit it. It fucked with my head. Badly.
I will forward this video to 5 people I know from a bogus Gmail site with zero explanation whatsoever other than the subject line "WE ARE WATCHING YOU".
I'll admit it. It fucked with my head. Badly.
I will forward this video to 5 people I know from a bogus Gmail site with zero explanation whatsoever other than the subject line "WE ARE WATCHING YOU".
Ok I have compared the "evidence".
Put the Pumpkin side by side with AD and Fung's buddy in the Prompa pic #2 from the HOS.
I am pretty sure they're all the same scary douchey douche.
On one hand, how does one dude douche up so many pics on the net in so many places. On the other, it's a relief there are fewer douches of this magnitude(three people we thought existed are now one person).
Put the Pumpkin side by side with AD and Fung's buddy in the Prompa pic #2 from the HOS.
I am pretty sure they're all the same scary douchey douche.
On one hand, how does one dude douche up so many pics on the net in so many places. On the other, it's a relief there are fewer douches of this magnitude(three people we thought existed are now one person).
# posted by : 8:50 AM
: 8:50 AM
That is definitely Artificial Douchetelligence looking more repugnant than I ever thought possible.
# posted by : 9:29 AM
: 9:29 AM
@darksock and @adolf
videos like that are what I do for a living. Be thankful you don't know me outside of this website. Here, I'm just a weird little guy made out of pine and polyester and some paint.
In RL, I'm a big weird freak of a guy who reads four books at once and possesses a dodgy sense of personal hygiene. Anti-douche - more of a homeless guy with a very understanding wife and daughter. They keep feeding me books.
Note: the rocket ship's main engine is made out of a distributor cap from an olde English Ford.
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videos like that are what I do for a living. Be thankful you don't know me outside of this website. Here, I'm just a weird little guy made out of pine and polyester and some paint.
In RL, I'm a big weird freak of a guy who reads four books at once and possesses a dodgy sense of personal hygiene. Anti-douche - more of a homeless guy with a very understanding wife and daughter. They keep feeding me books.
Note: the rocket ship's main engine is made out of a distributor cap from an olde English Ford.
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