Saturday, October 04, 2008
Hawk
There comes a point where the 'hawk passes the point of annoying. Passes the point of stupid. Passes the ridiculous, the absurd, the giggley clownshow, and the P.T. Barnum side tent, and enters the realm of the sublime.
I gotta give it up to Hawk. Frost tipped at two feet?
It may be douchey. But he's earned my respect.
Even that hot mom who used to pick up my best friend Brett after after-school in 3rd grade is impressed.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:24 PM 
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id love to see him walk under a low 3hp high speed ceiling fan, FAWWWWK!
Turdacious
Turdacious
# posted by 
: 2:41 PM
: 2:41 PM 
Is that Goldie Hawn looking at him? He is totally ridiculous. If her hair wasn't slick and neat, I'd say he was in front of a wind machine. Who goes around looking like THAT! An imbecile, that's who.
# posted by : 3:33 PM
: 3:33 PM
HOLY SHIT!
I want to blow a hole though it with a 12 gauge Benelli just so I can see who's on the other side. Same goes for the mohawk.
I want to blow a hole though it with a 12 gauge Benelli just so I can see who's on the other side. Same goes for the mohawk.
# posted by : 3:36 PM
: 3:36 PM
Man, he must have used three whole bottles of Elmers to get that thing to stand up.
The forethought alone must have taxed his mind to its limit.
The forethought alone must have taxed his mind to its limit.
# posted by : 3:39 PM
: 3:39 PM
All I can say is that jerk had better stay away from farm machinery because he'll get pulled into and augered into tiny pieces of corn in a silo.
That farmer's daughter thinks so, too.
That farmer's daughter thinks so, too.
# posted by : 3:46 PM
: 3:46 PM
hey db1
love your site and visit several time/day as i'm able.
title of the site is hot chicks...
let's see the hot chicks displayed more prominently rather than the dbs.
love your site and visit several time/day as i'm able.
title of the site is hot chicks...
let's see the hot chicks displayed more prominently rather than the dbs.
# posted by : 3:53 PM
: 3:53 PM
Flock of Douchebags. He must have to bend down to get through every door. Is he winking at the camera or does he have some gel in his eye?
# posted by : 4:28 PM
: 4:28 PM
on of the pratfalls of standing in line behind Xenu at Taco Bell is if he breaks wind, then this may happen
@the dude -
I think this choad drank it before deciding on a grooming technique.
Yeah, that's it. ; )
I'm curious to see the rest of that cougar to know if she is indeed a hott (or just a former hott trying to hold on).
I think this choad drank it before deciding on a grooming technique.
Yeah, that's it. ; )
I'm curious to see the rest of that cougar to know if she is indeed a hott (or just a former hott trying to hold on).
@anon 3:33-
i'll tell you what it looks like when it's not done up like that. it's most likely in a ponytail. that's right. ponytail, shaved on the sides. that's what we call a "lollapalooza hat".
she is what we call a maybe. gotta get a better look at her.
i'll tell you what it looks like when it's not done up like that. it's most likely in a ponytail. that's right. ponytail, shaved on the sides. that's what we call a "lollapalooza hat".
she is what we call a maybe. gotta get a better look at her.
I know this guy, he is a kooky evangelist Christian. He says, every day that his hair grows longer, he grows closer to God.
What a tool!!!1!
What a tool!!!1!
# posted by : 5:51 PM
: 5:51 PM
@the living ham -
Either there or at Choad's Wearhouse:
"You're gonna like the way you douche - I guarantee it....."
@massengill -
That thing is.....here?!?!?
Either there or at Choad's Wearhouse:
"You're gonna like the way you douche - I guarantee it....."
@massengill -
That thing is.....here?!?!?
This guy looks like that fat asshole who is one of the characters on the CW Reaper tv show and she looks like a raccoon-eyed zaftig porn actress who can only get work doing interracial "features". Both exude maximum skankiness.
@ wheeze
"I'm curious to see the rest of that cougar to know if she is indeed a hott (or just a former hott trying to hold on)."
If she's holding on to something, I don't need to see it. I'll take your word for it!
"I'm curious to see the rest of that cougar to know if she is indeed a hott (or just a former hott trying to hold on)."
If she's holding on to something, I don't need to see it. I'll take your word for it!
He must have to stoop over to walk through doorways and to avoid ceiling fans.
How does he sit in a car with that thing? Does he drive with his head tilted sideways?
How does he sit in a car with that thing? Does he drive with his head tilted sideways?
@ wheeze
I saw a few HCwDBs at Oktoberfest, but Cinci isn't really "representin" on the DB tip.
I saw a few HCwDBs at Oktoberfest, but Cinci isn't really "representin" on the DB tip.
# posted by : 10:56 PM
: 10:56 PM
While passing through the melting glaciers of Alaska, Theodore’s gigantic head knew that his barber’s mishap during the ‘quick sideburn shave’ would pay-off once the passes narrowed...
...yeesh, I need to go to bed...
...yeesh, I need to go to bed...
@ bluedouche dongle
I scaled it using Google Earth....
The douche is total height of 88 5/8th inches. really.
That's 6 feet of incredible choad mixed with 16 5/8th inches. really.
- Skroatler
Now is when we break into song...
"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend....
she gave me critters."
I scaled it using Google Earth....
The douche is total height of 88 5/8th inches. really.
That's 6 feet of incredible choad mixed with 16 5/8th inches. really.
- Skroatler
Now is when we break into song...
"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend....
she gave me critters."
WOW.
I wonder how much douche aura it takes for that mowhawk to defy the laws of gravity and physics. Where is a weed-whacker when I need one.
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
I wonder how much douche aura it takes for that mowhawk to defy the laws of gravity and physics. Where is a weed-whacker when I need one.
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
# posted by : 4:01 PM
: 4:01 PM
....wow
Had to consult my trusty dogeared copy of the Audouchebon guide, but there it s...
a Mega Mullet Hawk. Rarer than the Gel Shafter Scrote Sucker, or even the Tatbellied Choadtit.
--VS
Had to consult my trusty dogeared copy of the Audouchebon guide, but there it s...
a Mega Mullet Hawk. Rarer than the Gel Shafter Scrote Sucker, or even the Tatbellied Choadtit.
--VS
# posted by : 6:17 PM
: 6:17 PM
Where did this picture come from, because that looks exactly like my friend and I know he sports a hawk.
I can find more pics with him wearing a hawk too!
I can find more pics with him wearing a hawk too!
# posted by : 8:25 PM
: 8:25 PM
Out of all the douches I've seen on this site, this has to be the stupidest looking fucker ever. And I'm not saying he's stupid-looking, I'm saying this fucker's got to be stupid.
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