Monday, October 13, 2008
HCwDB of the Week
Ah yes, the DB1 faces his morning bowl of Corn Pops with great aplomb. For there are three juicy hottie/douchey couplings to choose from on this windy Monday morning. This is a tough vote, so meditate, ruminate and flatulate on all things hottie/douchey before casting your lot:
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: The Flame Twins
The Flame Twins streaked onto the site late last week, only to produce the douchal offspring, Ned Grimley.
Multiple pics always help a cause, and in this case, so do ridiculously douchey hair fwips.
For bringing dual torch-like douche hair and streaking across our collective simulacrum like so much digital spittle, The Flame Twins earn a well deserved spot in the Weekly.
And let us not forget Pouty Hannah. So polluted from extended club exposure, that's she's actually giving herself the finger, as one of the regulars pointed out.
But still cute. And still in need of butt paddling.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Samurai Scrote
Samurai Scrote does not need to win the Weekly to know that he is Zen Douche.
Samurai Scrote does not even need to acknowledge that you think he's Zen Douche.
Stop looking at Samurai Scrote, for his powers are beyond the aural and visual spectrum.
Do not acknowledge Samurai Scrote's existence, for he will pummel you with his thoughts.
And yes, Theresa, I would lick each bedazzled sequin on that dress until it had a perfect shine, just for the chance to have you walk out on me after I grew tired during coitus and turned on The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Because he has funny eyebrows.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: The Sun Grout
There's something about this glowing tool that inspires a rage beyond the douchal signifiers of his dress.
Grout first appeared on the site as A Sun God but was quickly exposed by Abraham as a false god, and the Israelites turned on him, calling him "douchey" and stoning him with week old manna.
Speaking of manna, blonde is trashy/tasty, but undeniably sexy, with a shoulder I'd suckle with the fright of a caged calf sensing his impending transition into veal.
Scrotonerable mention to The Sweathog, Cleanup Aisle Five , The Day Trader 'Bag, Teddy Troll Doll, and The Great Pumpkin all coming within a gel encrusted spike of making the finals.
But these are your three. Each a separate and distinct branch of the hottie/scrotey tree.
Which coupling strikes you as most worthy of being crowned hottie/douchey of the week? Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: The Flame Twins
The Flame Twins streaked onto the site late last week, only to produce the douchal offspring, Ned Grimley.
Multiple pics always help a cause, and in this case, so do ridiculously douchey hair fwips.
For bringing dual torch-like douche hair and streaking across our collective simulacrum like so much digital spittle, The Flame Twins earn a well deserved spot in the Weekly.
And let us not forget Pouty Hannah. So polluted from extended club exposure, that's she's actually giving herself the finger, as one of the regulars pointed out.
But still cute. And still in need of butt paddling.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Samurai Scrote
Samurai Scrote does not need to win the Weekly to know that he is Zen Douche.
Samurai Scrote does not even need to acknowledge that you think he's Zen Douche.
Stop looking at Samurai Scrote, for his powers are beyond the aural and visual spectrum.
Do not acknowledge Samurai Scrote's existence, for he will pummel you with his thoughts.
And yes, Theresa, I would lick each bedazzled sequin on that dress until it had a perfect shine, just for the chance to have you walk out on me after I grew tired during coitus and turned on The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Because he has funny eyebrows.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: The Sun Grout
There's something about this glowing tool that inspires a rage beyond the douchal signifiers of his dress. Grout first appeared on the site as A Sun God but was quickly exposed by Abraham as a false god, and the Israelites turned on him, calling him "douchey" and stoning him with week old manna.
Speaking of manna, blonde is trashy/tasty, but undeniably sexy, with a shoulder I'd suckle with the fright of a caged calf sensing his impending transition into veal.
Scrotonerable mention to The Sweathog, Cleanup Aisle Five , The Day Trader 'Bag, Teddy Troll Doll, and The Great Pumpkin all coming within a gel encrusted spike of making the finals.
But these are your three. Each a separate and distinct branch of the hottie/scrotey tree.
Which coupling strikes you as most worthy of being crowned hottie/douchey of the week? Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:08 AM 
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Flame twins FTW.
Im mean cmon, for fucks sake. I may actually hunt those two down and kill them.
Sun Groat's hot has too much lean tendon in her bicep. In fact its a turnoff that she has a bicep.
Im mean cmon, for fucks sake. I may actually hunt those two down and kill them.
Sun Groat's hot has too much lean tendon in her bicep. In fact its a turnoff that she has a bicep.
# posted by 
: 7:21 AM
: 7:21 AM
Samurai Scrote would make a most excellent bobblehead, if there were ever to be a HCwDB line of bobblehead dolls, er, uh, action figures.
SS FTW!
SS FTW!
# posted by : 7:22 AM
: 7:22 AM
I have to go with Samurai Scrote though I don't think he'll pull it off. His stink is subtle yet overwhelming. There is something to be said for a douche whose douchieness is unmistakable yet has such few outward signifiers.
Also his hott is amazing.
Also his hott is amazing.
# posted by : 7:23 AM
: 7:23 AM
I have to vote for Samurai Scrote.
Of all the contestants, he displays a little (even if it's just a little) bit of class.
Of all the contestants, he displays a little (even if it's just a little) bit of class.
# posted by : 7:25 AM
: 7:25 AM
Samurai Scrote has the cutest of the three hotts.
Samurai Scrote doesn't hang with hotts who flip themselves off.
Samurai Scrote doesn't associate with "foxyjacky" and other such trailer park porn bitches.
Samurai Scrote is a shoo-in for this Weekly.
Seriously, let's look at the hotts first: Flame Twins' hott Hannah has a terrific ass if that photo is showing everything we need to see. The angle of the photo might imply there's some really nice curvature to it. And her boobies are being squeezed against "Labyrinth Head" (thanks, creature), though what I can glean from the photo is that they're nice. but while OK looking, she's not as cute as the other two.
Sun Grout's "hott" is cute, but she's a low rent Internet whore. And I think I remember seeing that Blowfish Head is also featured in her pictures.
OK, both the other photos contain douches of fairly high stages and who require a beatdown at the first light of day.
But Samurai Scrote.....anyone who can elicit the retarded response we gave him has some special powers. Almost 3000 comments (as of today, 10-13-2008)????? Maybe it's just the self-assured look, maybe it's the "Men in Black" suit, maybe it's that badass and out-of-place headband. Maybe it's all 3 in combination with that cute, slender, smiling, "high-forehead-symbolizing-she's-intelligent-but-we-can't-figure-out-why-she's-with-such-a-smirky-douche" hott named Theresa.
Whatever it is, it's Samurai Scrote F.T.W.
Because Samurai Scrote is the gift that keeps on giving.
Samurai Scrote will make us post on his initial entry 'til the Internet crashes like the stock market and doesn't recover.
Samurai Scrote's future's so bright, he's gotta wear shades indoors. At a Vegas wedding. With Elvis presiding.
Samurai Scrote is Elvis.
Samurai Scrote doesn't hang with hotts who flip themselves off.
Samurai Scrote doesn't associate with "foxyjacky" and other such trailer park porn bitches.
Samurai Scrote is a shoo-in for this Weekly.
Seriously, let's look at the hotts first: Flame Twins' hott Hannah has a terrific ass if that photo is showing everything we need to see. The angle of the photo might imply there's some really nice curvature to it. And her boobies are being squeezed against "Labyrinth Head" (thanks, creature), though what I can glean from the photo is that they're nice. but while OK looking, she's not as cute as the other two.
Sun Grout's "hott" is cute, but she's a low rent Internet whore. And I think I remember seeing that Blowfish Head is also featured in her pictures.
OK, both the other photos contain douches of fairly high stages and who require a beatdown at the first light of day.
But Samurai Scrote.....anyone who can elicit the retarded response we gave him has some special powers. Almost 3000 comments (as of today, 10-13-2008)????? Maybe it's just the self-assured look, maybe it's the "Men in Black" suit, maybe it's that badass and out-of-place headband. Maybe it's all 3 in combination with that cute, slender, smiling, "high-forehead-symbolizing-she's-intelligent-but-we-can't-figure-out-why-she's-with-such-a-smirky-douche" hott named Theresa.
Whatever it is, it's Samurai Scrote F.T.W.
Because Samurai Scrote is the gift that keeps on giving.
Samurai Scrote will make us post on his initial entry 'til the Internet crashes like the stock market and doesn't recover.
Samurai Scrote's future's so bright, he's gotta wear shades indoors. At a Vegas wedding. With Elvis presiding.
Samurai Scrote is Elvis.
Flame Twins - I don't see any real competition here - not saying the others don't deserve the tag, but they can't approach Ancient Incan scrawlings on one's hawked head, the hawk with middle finger, and the hott who has obviously succumbed to the incredibly virulent and contagious strain of douchebaggery these two possess...
Twins FT"Win"...
Twins FT"Win"...
# posted by : 7:26 AM
: 7:26 AM
this is gonna be one of those instances where the site regulars are going to overpower those who do not know of Him.
For He is the light, and the way.
What I'm trying to say is, I vote for Samurai Scrote, and those who don't better have their last will and testament ready to go.
For He is the light, and the way.
What I'm trying to say is, I vote for Samurai Scrote, and those who don't better have their last will and testament ready to go.
There are 2389 reasons that Samurai Scrote is your HCwDB of the Week but I'll give you two
1) Theresa is delicious taking the "HC" section.
2) Samurai Scrote has given us hours of mindless mockery and Simpsons worthy comedy.
He's the non-Plumpy as he is lacking muscular prowess
He's the non-Grimley as he needs no "Look at me!" hair style
He's the non-Scrotey Mariner as no boat nor ocean can hold him afloat
He's merely in suit and headband. And he pulls it off. With aplomb.
Samurai Scrote for Mayor of Douche City
Samurai Scrote FTW
1) Theresa is delicious taking the "HC" section.
2) Samurai Scrote has given us hours of mindless mockery and Simpsons worthy comedy.
He's the non-Plumpy as he is lacking muscular prowess
He's the non-Grimley as he needs no "Look at me!" hair style
He's the non-Scrotey Mariner as no boat nor ocean can hold him afloat
He's merely in suit and headband. And he pulls it off. With aplomb.
Samurai Scrote for Mayor of Douche City
Samurai Scrote FTW
Samurai Scrote is a powerful underdog. He's wearing. A fucking. Bandana. With a suit. I can't thoroughly enunciate why he upsets me more than the flame twins, but he does. I'm sure the flame twins are at least aware that they're douchebags. The Samurai is completely oblivious.
Well, obviously.
Never before has someone I have nevcer met had such an impact on my life. Samurai Scrote is like Ricky Nelson, Hunter S. Thompson and Vanilla Ice all rolled into one.
He's like picking your nose and eating the booger.
He smells like Manny's batting helmet.
His style transcends any era or movement. Not only can he not be placed in a box, he cannot even be described. I'm not even sure he exists. I'm actually thinking of turning gay just so I can be his bitch. His steely gaze sends jolts of electricity through my sphincter and I SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE...
The Samurai is a man among men. He is THE living legend. FTW.
Never before has someone I have nevcer met had such an impact on my life. Samurai Scrote is like Ricky Nelson, Hunter S. Thompson and Vanilla Ice all rolled into one.
He's like picking your nose and eating the booger.
He smells like Manny's batting helmet.
His style transcends any era or movement. Not only can he not be placed in a box, he cannot even be described. I'm not even sure he exists. I'm actually thinking of turning gay just so I can be his bitch. His steely gaze sends jolts of electricity through my sphincter and I SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE...
The Samurai is a man among men. He is THE living legend. FTW.
I never thought Samurai was much of a 'bag. He's riding in on just a Headband and a Hott. For all we know, he's going to use the headband for some crazy Kama Sutra position 10 minutes after this pic was snapped.
The Sun Grout definitely deserves to have his teeth kicked down his throat, and I almost voted for him, but his blonde Ho (half a Hott) gives me the Cocaine Creeps.
That leaves me the obvious choice of the Dual Flaming Bags of Doucheosity. Intricate head carvings? That is reserved for black hair only. The other TurdTwin is hand-signing that he's a "loser baby, so why don't you kill me" a la Beck. Yes, why don't we?
The Flame Twins FTW.
- The Scroatian
The Sun Grout definitely deserves to have his teeth kicked down his throat, and I almost voted for him, but his blonde Ho (half a Hott) gives me the Cocaine Creeps.
That leaves me the obvious choice of the Dual Flaming Bags of Doucheosity. Intricate head carvings? That is reserved for black hair only. The other TurdTwin is hand-signing that he's a "loser baby, so why don't you kill me" a la Beck. Yes, why don't we?
The Flame Twins FTW.
- The Scroatian
# posted by : 8:04 AM
: 8:04 AM
Samurai Scrote already won the weekly cause he went into the past cut off the fingers of everyone who didnt vote for him.
seeing as i still have my fingers I vote for ss
seeing as i still have my fingers I vote for ss
# posted by : 8:05 AM
: 8:05 AM
I'm not sure why. But I have to vote for the Sun Grout. Maybe it's because I'm pretty sure I've seen his girl on YouPorn. Maybe it's because his hair and his tie match. But most likely it's the look on his face. His eyeliner, the hair on his chin, that ear bling. And the fact that somewhere to his right, something is going on that can catch his attention than his hott with her tongue out. Something jaw-dropping amazing. Makes me wish my imagination was working.
Samurai Scrote for the win. Wearing a necktie as a headband when you're already wearing a suit and tie (and sunglasses indoors) is the stupidest thing I've seen since the Peaches Point. I pray that Daniel-san comes and kicks his ass while Mr. Miyagi nods his approval.
After a sweaty stairmaster workout, Samurai Scrote's boxer briefs could roundhouse kick Sun Grout into last week.
Samurai Scrote crapped out the Flame Twins after a bad night of bourbon, Taco Bell, and hookers.
Samurai Scrote FTW or jebus help us all.
Samurai Scrote crapped out the Flame Twins after a bad night of bourbon, Taco Bell, and hookers.
Samurai Scrote FTW or jebus help us all.
How could you not vote for Samurai Scrote? Let's bring it down to simplicity:
Suit + Bandana. That's the greatest combination since cancer and little children.
I rest my case.
Samurai Scrote FTW (but in reality, for the loss).
Suit + Bandana. That's the greatest combination since cancer and little children.
I rest my case.
Samurai Scrote FTW (but in reality, for the loss).
# posted by : 8:15 AM
: 8:15 AM
Here's the situation. Idiodicy. Any low functioning retard can see that the Flame Twins are douches. They are trying hard to be douches. They [per]spire to be known as such. Their hott is spectacular, showing where her true talents lie, fingering and lapping at the poo holes of other hotts. And probably the bags too.
The Sun Grout wants to be mid 90's wannabe punk. But he's too untalented. So he plays kazoo with his local garage band, allowed only because his sisters have hott friends and his mom makes Tostino's Pizza Rolls during practice.
Ah, Samurai-san. Your baggery is unbelievable. Where to start? The poor posture? The shades in a moderately lit room? The necktie mandanna? Or the super skinny black tie? The hint of a smirk of entitlement? Or perhaps the highly modified and rarely seen "Triple V" sign you are gripping lovely Theresa with?
I say all of it and more. The simple fact is, lose the tie-mandanna, sneer and "3V" he's another purveyor of the janitorial arts. Sick of his life, and desperate to go on a shooting rampage. But the solicitation of a young male prostitute clouds his permanent record, forbidding him to own a forearm. I wager his favorite saying is "Konichiwa Bitches." He obviously smells like an NFL lineman's jock after an overtime game.
/bows to Samurai Scrote/
Samurai FTW
The Sun Grout wants to be mid 90's wannabe punk. But he's too untalented. So he plays kazoo with his local garage band, allowed only because his sisters have hott friends and his mom makes Tostino's Pizza Rolls during practice.
Ah, Samurai-san. Your baggery is unbelievable. Where to start? The poor posture? The shades in a moderately lit room? The necktie mandanna? Or the super skinny black tie? The hint of a smirk of entitlement? Or perhaps the highly modified and rarely seen "Triple V" sign you are gripping lovely Theresa with?
I say all of it and more. The simple fact is, lose the tie-mandanna, sneer and "3V" he's another purveyor of the janitorial arts. Sick of his life, and desperate to go on a shooting rampage. But the solicitation of a young male prostitute clouds his permanent record, forbidding him to own a forearm. I wager his favorite saying is "Konichiwa Bitches." He obviously smells like an NFL lineman's jock after an overtime game.
/bows to Samurai Scrote/
Samurai FTW
Its going to be really hard to make this decision.
The Flame Twins are definitely the biggest douches. Look at their fucking hair. The one ass fuck gave himself a swirly, and the other shit face has a puzzle up on his dome under the hawk that made THE HAWK question his sexuality. The hott is definitely hot. And the ass extends about 1 foot off of her body. But she looks like a dumbass. She can't even manage to stick out her tongue and flip off the camera at the same time.
Samurai Scrote. I'm not sure where all this hottness in samurai scrotes lady friend is coming from. I mean, she's hott, but she looks like she's 30 years older than she actually probably is. And she's got a big fucking forehead. But she looks like she could actually have an intelligent conversation with you. Thereby she is the only hott pictured with a douche that is savable.
Sun Grout. His hott is a amateur porn star. He's still confused about it. But, they are probably made for each other so I'm not bothered by their combination.
SUMMATION:
Sun grout- She's got a floppy puss for porn, and he can have it.
Flame Twins- Any other week, and possibly with more hott, they would have taken it without a doubt.
Samurai Scrote- 'nuff said.
Samurai Scrote For The Win because he wears DJ Bello as a condom.
The Flame Twins are definitely the biggest douches. Look at their fucking hair. The one ass fuck gave himself a swirly, and the other shit face has a puzzle up on his dome under the hawk that made THE HAWK question his sexuality. The hott is definitely hot. And the ass extends about 1 foot off of her body. But she looks like a dumbass. She can't even manage to stick out her tongue and flip off the camera at the same time.
Samurai Scrote. I'm not sure where all this hottness in samurai scrotes lady friend is coming from. I mean, she's hott, but she looks like she's 30 years older than she actually probably is. And she's got a big fucking forehead. But she looks like she could actually have an intelligent conversation with you. Thereby she is the only hott pictured with a douche that is savable.
Sun Grout. His hott is a amateur porn star. He's still confused about it. But, they are probably made for each other so I'm not bothered by their combination.
SUMMATION:
Sun grout- She's got a floppy puss for porn, and he can have it.
Flame Twins- Any other week, and possibly with more hott, they would have taken it without a doubt.
Samurai Scrote- 'nuff said.
Samurai Scrote For The Win because he wears DJ Bello as a condom.
One lil Intoxicating lip curl takes out the Flamer Twins head doucheroglyphics and the Sun Grouts Mama's Family wig (http://crazyabouttv.com/Images/mamasfamily.jpg)
Samurai Scrote FTW
Samurai Scrote FTW
# posted by : 8:38 AM
: 8:38 AM
Samurai FTW.
His hott is stunning, and something about the sneer on his face makes me want to self mutilate.
His hott is stunning, and something about the sneer on his face makes me want to self mutilate.
Samurai Scrote.
and might i strongly suggest that you all vote for him.
i was kidnapped last week, and was safely returned home just yesterday. it was an unimaginable. trying experience. i was ultimately released by my captor because i paid a large sum of money, and promised something i cannot share at this time.
my captor's name?
Samurai Scrote.
vote for him, or regret it. possibly forever.
and might i strongly suggest that you all vote for him.
i was kidnapped last week, and was safely returned home just yesterday. it was an unimaginable. trying experience. i was ultimately released by my captor because i paid a large sum of money, and promised something i cannot share at this time.
my captor's name?
Samurai Scrote.
vote for him, or regret it. possibly forever.
Welcome back, pfah! Glad you're OK, though I think we're all captives of Samurai Scrote. Either it's that steely gaze or perhaps he has our 401(k)'s in his firm grip.
And by firm grip, I mean the near boob grab he has on Theresa.
And by firm grip, I mean the near boob grab he has on Theresa.
Wow, pfah, when you can summon the strength, you must tell us of your experience with the great SS.
Thusly, I vote for SS for winner, and epic thread holder here on this site.
Thusly, I vote for SS for winner, and epic thread holder here on this site.
For me, this was a tough vote, but I have to give it to Samurai Scrote.
The Flame Twins are total douchebags...especially the one staring so seriously at the hott, but the hott just isn't that hott...I just don't like her that much.
Sun Grout is also douchey, but the tongue of his hott turns me off.
Samurai's hot is sort of milfy, but she's she's got a pretty hot bod and isn't afraid to show it off with that dress. I mean, that dress is HOT.
So, at this point, they're all sort of even in my mind, but this is what turned it toward Samurai Scrote: a) the deep and angry scowl, and b) the reach-around boob grab...look at that hand, it's a seriously power move...with one ninja paw he's in total control of his hott. I love it.
The Flame Twins are total douchebags...especially the one staring so seriously at the hott, but the hott just isn't that hott...I just don't like her that much.
Sun Grout is also douchey, but the tongue of his hott turns me off.
Samurai's hot is sort of milfy, but she's she's got a pretty hot bod and isn't afraid to show it off with that dress. I mean, that dress is HOT.
So, at this point, they're all sort of even in my mind, but this is what turned it toward Samurai Scrote: a) the deep and angry scowl, and b) the reach-around boob grab...look at that hand, it's a seriously power move...with one ninja paw he's in total control of his hott. I love it.
thanks fellas.
when i get the strength, i will tell the tale. it may be a little while though. i wouldn't wish what i went through on anyone.
well, ok, probably Joey Porsche.
when i get the strength, i will tell the tale. it may be a little while though. i wouldn't wish what i went through on anyone.
well, ok, probably Joey Porsche.
You call this a contest?
Samurai Scrote is going to beat these contestants just like he beats the one-armed quadrpalegic orphaned koalas he snacks on while watching Pumpy getting sodomized in hell by Xenu who has a burmese python for a cock.
All others in this weekly are the gum stuck to the shit stuck to the toilet paper stuck to the dried phlegm stuck to the sidewalk grout stuck to the underside of his size 74EEEEE steel-toed boot that is made from the skins of the hopeless and the damned.
don't believe me?
go ahead, cast your vote for another.
i dare you.
i defy you.
all hail Samurai Scrote FTW!!!!!
Samurai Scrote is going to beat these contestants just like he beats the one-armed quadrpalegic orphaned koalas he snacks on while watching Pumpy getting sodomized in hell by Xenu who has a burmese python for a cock.
All others in this weekly are the gum stuck to the shit stuck to the toilet paper stuck to the dried phlegm stuck to the sidewalk grout stuck to the underside of his size 74EEEEE steel-toed boot that is made from the skins of the hopeless and the damned.
don't believe me?
go ahead, cast your vote for another.
i dare you.
i defy you.
all hail Samurai Scrote FTW!!!!!
there is no way to vote for anyone other than Samurai Scrote.
Not only does he exude douche so strongly that he needs no adoucheraments for us to know that here in lies douche of douches.
but
he also actually fish slapped fishslap.
oh
And he make kurosawa cry pearly japanese tears.
Not only does he exude douche so strongly that he needs no adoucheraments for us to know that here in lies douche of douches.
but
he also actually fish slapped fishslap.
oh
And he make kurosawa cry pearly japanese tears.
# posted by : 8:57 AM
: 8:57 AM
It's a national holiday of sorts. We would have forgiven you for taking the day off you know.
Just had a mental image of the DB1 sucking that girl's shoulder and almost spit out my coffee. Fun times.
I cast my stone into the hat for the Samurai Scrote (侍スクロット) He actually tied that thing around his head, looked into the mirror and though "Damn. I look hot." and walked out the door.
Just had a mental image of the DB1 sucking that girl's shoulder and almost spit out my coffee. Fun times.
I cast my stone into the hat for the Samurai Scrote (侍スクロット) He actually tied that thing around his head, looked into the mirror and though "Damn. I look hot." and walked out the door.
oh also, how did the sun grout make it into the weekly beating out the explosion of douchal power that is hawk?
# posted by : 9:04 AM
: 9:04 AM
In case some of you were wondering what the Sun Grout was looking at in his picture: Samurai Scrote was roundhouse kicking the faux hawk off of The Hawk. If you can call beating someone with your swinging 70 lbs testicles a round house kick. Samurai Scrote does. And that freaks the shit out of The Sun Grout. While his hott is just hungry for the scrote of the Samurai.
The Flame Twins hair should be mocked until the end of time. And while being tremendous yam bags, they don't meet typical douchebag status. I do hope that they one douche develops mail pattern baldness where the only hair that grows is his “Is It Still 1989?” idiotic design shaved into his head.
Samurai Scrote has the hot for sure. But aside from the tie on his head, the huge sunglasses and a smug look that makes me want to go back in time and convince his mother that maybe a BJ for his pop would have been a better idea, he isn't even close to a full on douchebag. He’s more of a DBIT (Douchebag In Training). He has potential but hasn’t quite reached his full Douche potential.
I have to go with The Sun Grout. He may not be as orange or entirely stomach turning as previous winners, but this week he is the King Kong of Douchebags. I mean the guy has chin pubes, guyliner, spiky dyed hair (for crissakes, the guy's hair is silver/white). Lest we not forget form his Sun God photo. He has tattoos of pretty little stars up his left arm. Lots of stars? FTW? It’s like a spring break tramp stamp but moved to the left arm of a scrote who looks like he got kicked out of My Chemical Romance before they hit it big. He is so douchey I had to go through 3 computer monitors this week as every time I saw his glazed over Ashton Kutcher if he were a Cro-Magnon spacey stare I punched the monitor like the Michael Bolton character in Office Space beating up the fax machine.
- KeirNotKier
Samurai Scrote has the hot for sure. But aside from the tie on his head, the huge sunglasses and a smug look that makes me want to go back in time and convince his mother that maybe a BJ for his pop would have been a better idea, he isn't even close to a full on douchebag. He’s more of a DBIT (Douchebag In Training). He has potential but hasn’t quite reached his full Douche potential.
I have to go with The Sun Grout. He may not be as orange or entirely stomach turning as previous winners, but this week he is the King Kong of Douchebags. I mean the guy has chin pubes, guyliner, spiky dyed hair (for crissakes, the guy's hair is silver/white). Lest we not forget form his Sun God photo. He has tattoos of pretty little stars up his left arm. Lots of stars? FTW? It’s like a spring break tramp stamp but moved to the left arm of a scrote who looks like he got kicked out of My Chemical Romance before they hit it big. He is so douchey I had to go through 3 computer monitors this week as every time I saw his glazed over Ashton Kutcher if he were a Cro-Magnon spacey stare I punched the monitor like the Michael Bolton character in Office Space beating up the fax machine.
- KeirNotKier
I'm voting for Samurai Scrote solely on the strength of his hott. She is nearly perfect.
# posted by : 9:09 AM
: 9:09 AM
not voting for Samurai Scrote is like giving yourself a papercut on your cornea.
i repeat:
if you value your life that way it is, are happy with the way things are, vote for Samurai Scrote. if you want your world turned upside down, and the very core of your being to be shattered beyond repair, vote for someone else.
it's a free country. fool.
i repeat:
if you value your life that way it is, are happy with the way things are, vote for Samurai Scrote. if you want your world turned upside down, and the very core of your being to be shattered beyond repair, vote for someone else.
it's a free country. fool.
Samurai Scrote is the man!
SS FTW!
@ Pfah - Did SS cover you in coco butter as Rush played in the background?
SS FTW!
@ Pfah - Did SS cover you in coco butter as Rush played in the background?
In my initial post here, I described why Samurai Scrote is Elvis. Just to remind everyone why Samurai Scrote is indeed going to win this race and then celebrate with a lemonade (because it is a cool, refreshing drink):
The Thread
You should all save that to your Favorites folder. It is epic.
The Thread
You should all save that to your Favorites folder. It is epic.
We are having a party in keirnotkier's mouth, everyones coming.
Miss Anon's Labia
Miss Anon's Labia
# posted by : 9:22 AM
: 9:22 AM
Samurai Scrote for the win.
- Fung
p.s. I had sex with Miss Anon and she smudged my makeup. Luckily keirnotkier was there and he had extra makeup.
- Fung
p.s. I had sex with Miss Anon and she smudged my makeup. Luckily keirnotkier was there and he had extra makeup.
# posted by : 9:26 AM
: 9:26 AM
I predict Samurai Scrote promoted to HOS simply by force of the almost 3000 comments.
(btw DB1, PUT ADS ON THE COMMENTS PAGE!)
Then it will be left to the hydra-shok worthy flame twins.
(btw DB1, PUT ADS ON THE COMMENTS PAGE!)
Then it will be left to the hydra-shok worthy flame twins.
It's not even fair that Samurai Scrote is in the weekly.
I mean, on any other occasion both of the other contenders could have won a weekly. But Samurai Scrote is just god awful. He's not even doing anything that douchy. He just is.
Not to mention most voters are now afraid for their lives after what happened to pfah. Pfah wakes up in the middle of the night from nightmares of Getty Lee playing a bass line with his intestines because of Samurai Scrote.
I mean, on any other occasion both of the other contenders could have won a weekly. But Samurai Scrote is just god awful. He's not even doing anything that douchy. He just is.
Not to mention most voters are now afraid for their lives after what happened to pfah. Pfah wakes up in the middle of the night from nightmares of Getty Lee playing a bass line with his intestines because of Samurai Scrote.
If Samurai Scrote were born anywhere else in the animal kingdom, his parents would have eaten him at birth. This guy manages to excrete an excessively douchey aura wearing only a suit-bandana combo, sunglasses and a stupid look on his face. He must win the weekly for the thousands of reasons already listed.
Samurai Scrote FTW
Samurai Scrote FTW
Samurai Scrote.
He is Alpha and Omega. He was, before there was a was.
How dare anyone of you peasants speak or think His competitor’s names?
He is the oracle unto Himself. His is the orifice from which time itself was birthed. He is the Word, and the Word Him. He rides a pale horse named Death on Mondays and celebrates by riding unicorn named Deicide on Wednesdays.
And most importantly, He is Marv Albert’s hair piece AND his lingerie.
A vote against Him, my fellow ‘bag hunters and huntresses, is a sure ticket to join the other quadriplegic’s playing tee-ball with straws in the Great Pit of Apostasy.
So let it be known while there is still hope: vote Samurai Scrote!
He is Alpha and Omega. He was, before there was a was.
How dare anyone of you peasants speak or think His competitor’s names?
He is the oracle unto Himself. His is the orifice from which time itself was birthed. He is the Word, and the Word Him. He rides a pale horse named Death on Mondays and celebrates by riding unicorn named Deicide on Wednesdays.
And most importantly, He is Marv Albert’s hair piece AND his lingerie.
A vote against Him, my fellow ‘bag hunters and huntresses, is a sure ticket to join the other quadriplegic’s playing tee-ball with straws in the Great Pit of Apostasy.
So let it be known while there is still hope: vote Samurai Scrote!
and sun groats hair used to be brown.
Until he saw SS through his bedroom window looking on in displeasure.
Until he saw SS through his bedroom window looking on in displeasure.
# posted by : 9:39 AM
: 9:39 AM
What's wrong with you people?
The Flame Twins are as douchey
as Hannah's ass is poochy.
Which is to say 'very much so'..
Flame Twins get my vote.
The Flame Twins are as douchey
as Hannah's ass is poochy.
Which is to say 'very much so'..
Flame Twins get my vote.
# posted by : 9:40 AM
: 9:40 AM
Also:
The Japanese Word for Scrotum, it seems is: innou .
+Here's a Japanese game show vid on YT where guys get smacked in the nuts for answering incorrectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6W0Roe0zrM
-and yes, Samurai Scrote would dominate that game, even if his score were -80,000¥.
The Japanese Word for Scrotum, it seems is: innou .
+Here's a Japanese game show vid on YT where guys get smacked in the nuts for answering incorrectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6W0Roe0zrM
-and yes, Samurai Scrote would dominate that game, even if his score were -80,000¥.
I would say that the Flame Twins are the biggest douchebags here...but I really do not feel ike punching them in the face as much as I want to punch Samurai Scrote. Samurai Scrote with the headband and the lovely lady FTW!
# posted by : 9:50 AM
: 9:50 AM
Samurai Scrote.
Samurai Scrote transcends HCwDB, yet is an integral facet of it's growth, in both his magnetic pull for absurd A+ comments, and staying power. Both of which are copious, to say the least.
Samurai Scrote transcends HCwDB, yet is an integral facet of it's growth, in both his magnetic pull for absurd A+ comments, and staying power. Both of which are copious, to say the least.
# posted by : 9:54 AM
: 9:54 AM
I prefer the Sun Spot here but Im must cast my vote for Samurai Scrote.
Generating 2800+ comments is straight-up Bushido. Now if we could only convince him to commit seppuku...
Generating 2800+ comments is straight-up Bushido. Now if we could only convince him to commit seppuku...
# posted by : 9:57 AM
: 9:57 AM
I the think this weekly contest represents the eternal struggle between the tangible and intangible forms of douchebaggery. On one side we have the flame twins, who are both shoving their preposterous and preposterously gay haircuts in my face. On the other side we have the samurai, whose douche-chi comes from within, equally strong as the douche-chi of the flame twins, despite lacking the douche accoutraments so evidently present around the Flame twins.
However it comes down to this: the Flame twins are simply huge douchebags. Samuri Scrote is better than you, and knows he is better than you, and he knows that you know hes better than you. And it is that attitude that personifies true douchebaggery.
Samuri Scrote FTW
However it comes down to this: the Flame twins are simply huge douchebags. Samuri Scrote is better than you, and knows he is better than you, and he knows that you know hes better than you. And it is that attitude that personifies true douchebaggery.
Samuri Scrote FTW
# posted by : 9:59 AM
: 9:59 AM
Got vote for flame twins. Not only is the etched hair about 20 years old, not only because if I were the hot in the picture I'd curse myself for having an image captured with these two scrotes for all eternity, but most importantly the douche in foreground reminds me of the oompa loompas from the Johny Depp version of "Charlie and Chocolate Factory".
@maximus-
Thank you. you put into words that which i felt in my heart.
@pfah-
after the close contact with Samurai, who wins in a death race, SS or Xenu?
Thank you. you put into words that which i felt in my heart.
@pfah-
after the close contact with Samurai, who wins in a death race, SS or Xenu?
# posted by : 10:06 AM
: 10:06 AM
Good f'kin lord...
Upon first glance, it's more than obvious, the flamer twins for thee motherfuckin win, and by a longshot...
BUT
i'll be damned if the Scrote doesn't just creep up in you, gets right under your skin, crawls around, and you can actually picture him doing his little crawl around, all the while with that smirk.. That smirk..
Someone else for the win'd it for me by saying:
<<"One lil Intoxicating lip curl takes out the Flamer Twins head doucheroglyphics and the Sun Grouts Mama's Family wig">>
It's rare that such subtle organic douche can overcome the usual plethora of pesticidial propped up douche modification. Somehow, the Sam' Scrote does it.
Upon first glance, it's more than obvious, the flamer twins for thee motherfuckin win, and by a longshot...
BUT
i'll be damned if the Scrote doesn't just creep up in you, gets right under your skin, crawls around, and you can actually picture him doing his little crawl around, all the while with that smirk.. That smirk..
Someone else for the win'd it for me by saying:
<<"One lil Intoxicating lip curl takes out the Flamer Twins head doucheroglyphics and the Sun Grouts Mama's Family wig">>
It's rare that such subtle organic douche can overcome the usual plethora of pesticidial propped up douche modification. Somehow, the Sam' Scrote does it.
# posted by : 10:26 AM
: 10:26 AM
WTF!?!? Samurai Scrote pales in comparison to Flame Twins. These two deserve a spot in the HOS if they don't get the weekly. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
I think there is a feeling around her that this voting week is no ordinary cruise ship.
This is, perhaps, HCwDB's first fully self-conscious vote.
The community, led by the avatar-ed regulars, are as much voting for the photo spectacle itself as for their self-referential, ambitious, and pretty hilarious response to said image. They're voting for the surrealist, "exquisite corpse" game they've been playing with the double-blind of internet anonymity; the dadaist exercise that's several thousand strong and growing.
Indeed, just as Puck promised to ring a girdle around the world, the regulars on this site have constructed a halo of ontological discourse around the Samurai, ironically deifying the same. In so doing, they, like the tigers in "The Story of Little Black Sambo," have become a pool of delicious melted butter, or rather, over-the-top jokes and communal mock.
Their cause is worthy, and their votes justified as a final reaction to the Rorscarch ink blot that SS became. On behalf of the silent majority, those who voted for Fish Slap but are too lazy or hungover to make an account and login every day, I thank you.
However.
The Flame Twins, their shaved hair patterns like poorly-mixed Ovaltine, their greased hair fwips like Wookie erections, simply require the double-barreled blast of my vote.
So SS for a place below Pumpy, and Flame Twins FTW.
-The EPA
This is, perhaps, HCwDB's first fully self-conscious vote.
The community, led by the avatar-ed regulars, are as much voting for the photo spectacle itself as for their self-referential, ambitious, and pretty hilarious response to said image. They're voting for the surrealist, "exquisite corpse" game they've been playing with the double-blind of internet anonymity; the dadaist exercise that's several thousand strong and growing.
Indeed, just as Puck promised to ring a girdle around the world, the regulars on this site have constructed a halo of ontological discourse around the Samurai, ironically deifying the same. In so doing, they, like the tigers in "The Story of Little Black Sambo," have become a pool of delicious melted butter, or rather, over-the-top jokes and communal mock.
Their cause is worthy, and their votes justified as a final reaction to the Rorscarch ink blot that SS became. On behalf of the silent majority, those who voted for Fish Slap but are too lazy or hungover to make an account and login every day, I thank you.
However.
The Flame Twins, their shaved hair patterns like poorly-mixed Ovaltine, their greased hair fwips like Wookie erections, simply require the double-barreled blast of my vote.
So SS for a place below Pumpy, and Flame Twins FTW.
-The EPA
# posted by : 10:35 AM
: 10:35 AM
There are no winners or losers for there is only Samurai Scrote.
Samurai Scrote farts pixie dust for the sake of all.
Samurai Scrote drank the devil under the table.
Samurai Scrote cannot be tracked on radar, sonar, or any other technoogy from the Ministry of Ousing.
Samurai Scrote was sucked by a trilobite.
Samurai Scrote blew his wad and created a trillion universes exactly like this one, only to hear his name repeated a trillion times.
Samurai Scrote can think backwards.
Samurai Scrote drops trou and the world is his stool.
Samurai Scrote is the evil eye's eyelid.
Samurai Scrote's poo is manna from heaven.
Samurai Scrote evolves himself into a higher being.
Samurai Scrote is the Plague AND the Plague Vaccine.
Samurai Scrote can wank upon a sidewalk and flowers sprout from the concrete where his seed landed.
Samurai Scrote copied Nirvana and keeps it in a shoebox under his bed.
Samurai Scrote is all there was and all there ever will be.
Samurai Scrote will come back after death because he was never really alive to begin with.
Samurai Scrote is his own phylum.
clue > Samurai Scrote is what Bob Dobbs hopes to be when he grows up.
SS FTW.
Samurai Scrote farts pixie dust for the sake of all.
Samurai Scrote drank the devil under the table.
Samurai Scrote cannot be tracked on radar, sonar, or any other technoogy from the Ministry of Ousing.
Samurai Scrote was sucked by a trilobite.
Samurai Scrote blew his wad and created a trillion universes exactly like this one, only to hear his name repeated a trillion times.
Samurai Scrote can think backwards.
Samurai Scrote drops trou and the world is his stool.
Samurai Scrote is the evil eye's eyelid.
Samurai Scrote's poo is manna from heaven.
Samurai Scrote evolves himself into a higher being.
Samurai Scrote is the Plague AND the Plague Vaccine.
Samurai Scrote can wank upon a sidewalk and flowers sprout from the concrete where his seed landed.
Samurai Scrote copied Nirvana and keeps it in a shoebox under his bed.
Samurai Scrote is all there was and all there ever will be.
Samurai Scrote will come back after death because he was never really alive to begin with.
Samurai Scrote is his own phylum.
clue > Samurai Scrote is what Bob Dobbs hopes to be when he grows up.
SS FTW.
Samurai Scrote FTW! The others here are obvious douchebags, but SS operates more covertly with that Rambo/Braddock: Missing in Action tie headband. He will hide in the mud and reach out and kill you while you're not looking. His hottie is all kinds of cute too!
# posted by : 10:43 AM
: 10:43 AM
I don't understand where all the love/hate for the flame twins comes from.
you take out samurai and just leave the twins with the grout, and grout takes the cake everytime. look at that face...i'm staring at it right now. you just want to punch it.
the twins...eh, they're douchetastic to be certain...but they don't make me want to eat a baby...
grout makes me want to eat a baby.
and samurai makes me want to eat grout.
that's why samurai takes it.
you take out samurai and just leave the twins with the grout, and grout takes the cake everytime. look at that face...i'm staring at it right now. you just want to punch it.
the twins...eh, they're douchetastic to be certain...but they don't make me want to eat a baby...
grout makes me want to eat a baby.
and samurai makes me want to eat grout.
that's why samurai takes it.
# posted by : 10:44 AM
: 10:44 AM
Samurai Scrote is the father of Joey Porsche, and the uncle to DJ Bello. About a month ago he pooed out Fung.
Pale samurai scrotes in comparison.
Seriously though I was just thinking: Would it be possible to just have Samurai Scrote go straight to HoS, and give the less-of-an-achievement to the well deserving of mock Flaming Twins?
They are so douchey it's wrong not to mock them. And Samurai Scrote, I feel, is above the weekly. Though I still think he should be a contender for the monthly.
Seriously though I was just thinking: Would it be possible to just have Samurai Scrote go straight to HoS, and give the less-of-an-achievement to the well deserving of mock Flaming Twins?
They are so douchey it's wrong not to mock them. And Samurai Scrote, I feel, is above the weekly. Though I still think he should be a contender for the monthly.
hmmm...at first glance you feel like stoning the f-twins to death, kick the sun grout in the nads. but you wouldn't know what to do with samurai scrote. he has an unbelievable hot with him, yet he looks away from her. and that pout...what does it mean?
i say wrap ths discussion up ad crown samurai scrote already!
i say wrap ths discussion up ad crown samurai scrote already!
# posted by : 10:55 AM
: 10:55 AM
samurai scrote's sweat is the main ingredient of Powerthirst.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
# posted by : 10:57 AM
: 10:57 AM
the sun grout wins.
his hair is a disgusting shade of fresh bird poo and moldy cottage cheese.
and his pubic patch is a completely different color.
the greico would be proud.
his hair is a disgusting shade of fresh bird poo and moldy cottage cheese.
and his pubic patch is a completely different color.
the greico would be proud.
While I'm afraid Samurai Scrote might steal the prize, my vote is for the Flame Twins. Yes Samurai Scrote is a character and of course a bag but the Flame Twins bring out a deep rooted anger that will surely someday provoke a tomahawk wielding maniac to unleash his fury on them (hopefully). Plus the other pics of Ned give me douche chills.
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
well, i'm not so sure that Samurai Scrote deserves The Hall.
i think, nay, i BELIEVE the efforts of us regulars and the ever-present anonymous in the original Samurai Scrote thread deserves a special place on HCwDBs.
2,861 posts as of right now.
THAT'S something special. as far as Samurai Scrote himself? perhaps not The Hall. perhaps his own, special place.
i think, nay, i BELIEVE the efforts of us regulars and the ever-present anonymous in the original Samurai Scrote thread deserves a special place on HCwDBs.
2,861 posts as of right now.
THAT'S something special. as far as Samurai Scrote himself? perhaps not The Hall. perhaps his own, special place.
Samurai Scrote has a clitoris in his rectum and he arches his back when he shits.
THAT, Sirs, is why I vote for Him.
THAT, Sirs, is why I vote for Him.
Samurai Scrote named the Hall of Scrote after Himself, dedicating it to those who wish to be like Him.
It's clear that The Samurai is going to win, but....
C'mon voters. isn't it entirely possible that he is wearing some sort of costume? It's a gag? He has no other marks of the douce. He takes off the bandana and the sun glasses and he's telling you the Dow Jones is in fine shape or trying to sell you a TV at Best Buy.
On the other hand: the Sun Grout. Hasn't DB1 written to us about the "opacity of the mind" of the true douche?
Example A1 is the Sun Grout.
He is lost. He is irretrievable. He is terminal. There is no "stage" of doucheness for him. He's gone into the douchasphere. He will certainly change his look as he moves "forward" in life, but he will never not be a douchebag. It's over for him.
Sun Grout for an easy win.
C'mon voters. isn't it entirely possible that he is wearing some sort of costume? It's a gag? He has no other marks of the douce. He takes off the bandana and the sun glasses and he's telling you the Dow Jones is in fine shape or trying to sell you a TV at Best Buy.
On the other hand: the Sun Grout. Hasn't DB1 written to us about the "opacity of the mind" of the true douche?
Example A1 is the Sun Grout.
He is lost. He is irretrievable. He is terminal. There is no "stage" of doucheness for him. He's gone into the douchasphere. He will certainly change his look as he moves "forward" in life, but he will never not be a douchebag. It's over for him.
Sun Grout for an easy win.
# posted by : 11:13 AM
: 11:13 AM
I'm voting for Samurai Scrote because I originally thought the bandana was a tie he wrapped around his head while caught up in a party mood...you know like a lamp shade in the 50's.
But now I see that it is a bold fashion maneuver designed to hide his point of greates self-doubt...the receding hairline.
With the male pattern baldness strategically hidden so that none could ever see, he is free to squeeze the hott too high and too close and coming just short of rounding the turn to a full on feel-up.
Also I'm sure he is squeezing his butt-cheeks hard. Don't know why he is doing it but I'm positive he is!
But now I see that it is a bold fashion maneuver designed to hide his point of greates self-doubt...the receding hairline.
With the male pattern baldness strategically hidden so that none could ever see, he is free to squeeze the hott too high and too close and coming just short of rounding the turn to a full on feel-up.
Also I'm sure he is squeezing his butt-cheeks hard. Don't know why he is doing it but I'm positive he is!
# posted by : 11:25 AM
: 11:25 AM
You are at a nice club, having a double Makers straight up, suddenly you notice from the peripheral corner of your eye such wrongness that ever bedazzled the hott across the land. I speak of course of the Samurai Scrote.
Mandanas never have been, and never will be "cool". Unless you are Mr. Miyagi, R.I.P., lose the damn headwrap you fuckin' tards!
Samurai Scrote FTW. And by win, I mean total Cobra Kai defeat.
Mandanas never have been, and never will be "cool". Unless you are Mr. Miyagi, R.I.P., lose the damn headwrap you fuckin' tards!
Samurai Scrote FTW. And by win, I mean total Cobra Kai defeat.
here's the thing about the samaurai: this is his most conservative funeral attire. can you imaging how he looks on any given saturday at rehab/havasou/jersey shore? he makes acey douchey look like the duke of windsor!
and his sequined hott can wear that dress to any funeral. in fact i hope she wears it to mine.
samaurai scrote ftw!
-haberdouchery
and his sequined hott can wear that dress to any funeral. in fact i hope she wears it to mine.
samaurai scrote ftw!
-haberdouchery
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
Samurai Scrote, but only because he looks like the Iranian guy that tutored me in chemistry
# posted by : 11:44 AM
: 11:44 AM
ACHTUNG!
Samurai needs to have a special area on the side of HCwDB so that we can continue to add daily musings in his honor.
This place should be easy to access, and should be visited regularly by 'Bag Hunters.
An acceptable place would be below the Hall of Scrote. A counter showing the total number of posts should be located with it.
We en mass should be able to continue to add comments as well; till ad infintum.
A special lemonade party will be held upon reaching 10,000.
Please let your thoughts be known.
ASvB
Samurai needs to have a special area on the side of HCwDB so that we can continue to add daily musings in his honor.
This place should be easy to access, and should be visited regularly by 'Bag Hunters.
An acceptable place would be below the Hall of Scrote. A counter showing the total number of posts should be located with it.
We en mass should be able to continue to add comments as well; till ad infintum.
A special lemonade party will be held upon reaching 10,000.
Please let your thoughts be known.
ASvB
Samurai Scrote, no doubt.
Most 'bags on this site seem to be douchey conformists in their bar, beach, or boat settings. Not this guy. Despite the formal affair, his mandanna and sunglasses at night dare you to contain his scroteyness.
But what should take him straight to HOS is Theresa. She's a quasi-MILF classy hot just workin' that dress. She is a noble element--the Anti-Bleeth.
Most 'bags on this site seem to be douchey conformists in their bar, beach, or boat settings. Not this guy. Despite the formal affair, his mandanna and sunglasses at night dare you to contain his scroteyness.
But what should take him straight to HOS is Theresa. She's a quasi-MILF classy hot just workin' that dress. She is a noble element--the Anti-Bleeth.
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
@adolf
Did somebody say "special lemonade party"? I'll bring the tarp!
Samurai Scrote. Even if he didn't have 387,352 posts to his name, I think he'd still be the winner. The other bags' hotts are on the three-week-old milk side of rancid.
Did somebody say "special lemonade party"? I'll bring the tarp!
Samurai Scrote. Even if he didn't have 387,352 posts to his name, I think he'd still be the winner. The other bags' hotts are on the three-week-old milk side of rancid.
The flame twins are so douche, they'd get my vote in any ordinary week.
But any week with Samurai Scrote is no ordinary week. It is a week of legends. And by legends I mean chauffer wearing daddy's necktie as a bandana while posing mannequin style next to silvery stellar brunette hot.
Samurai Scrote gets my vote.
But any week with Samurai Scrote is no ordinary week. It is a week of legends. And by legends I mean chauffer wearing daddy's necktie as a bandana while posing mannequin style next to silvery stellar brunette hot.
Samurai Scrote gets my vote.
# posted by : 12:14 PM
: 12:14 PM
I rarely leave more than a single comment. However I must make it clear, if the others have not.
Vote for a bag other than the Samurai at your own peril. Nay, your own DOOM!!!! There is no chance that our Samurai-San is not taking names before kicking ass. He is a whirlwind of douche. He has been called the Alpha and the Omega. He is the Yin and the Yang. He exhibits none of the academically accepted adouchrements, yet he exudes baggery like few this site have ever born witness to. He is not being a douche. He simply IS douche.
As we speak he gearing up for a Kill Bill style ass whooping. And those that vote for another, are the Crazy 88's.
I hope my comment on the comments can help even one douche-mocker save him/herself from certain oblivion.
And to our prodigal son Pfah, I just hope you never heard "It puts the lotion on its skin."
Vote for a bag other than the Samurai at your own peril. Nay, your own DOOM!!!! There is no chance that our Samurai-San is not taking names before kicking ass. He is a whirlwind of douche. He has been called the Alpha and the Omega. He is the Yin and the Yang. He exhibits none of the academically accepted adouchrements, yet he exudes baggery like few this site have ever born witness to. He is not being a douche. He simply IS douche.
As we speak he gearing up for a Kill Bill style ass whooping. And those that vote for another, are the Crazy 88's.
I hope my comment on the comments can help even one douche-mocker save him/herself from certain oblivion.
And to our prodigal son Pfah, I just hope you never heard "It puts the lotion on its skin."
Samurai Scrote needs to be taken out of the weekly and just put on the mantel already as a douchey icon.
Let the weeklings/weaklings scrape for a nomination while we ponder their hotts and mock their poor life decisions.
There are certain times when its just not even fair. SS's forum alone is enough for him to get just about everyone's vote. Even if he isn't that douchey at first glance.
I just think we're missing out on some prime mocking when we put something as epic as Samurai Scrote up against something as bleech as Sun Grout and the Flamer twins.
The weekly should be:
Sun Grout
Flamer Twins
The Incredible Hawk
Now that would be a fair match. I can't imagine how the votes would go there. But there would be plenty of mocking and fighting.
Lets just drink some lemonade (cause apparently that's the thing to do now a days) and get SS's comment count up to 3000, and honor him with his own spot.
Let the weeklings/weaklings scrape for a nomination while we ponder their hotts and mock their poor life decisions.
There are certain times when its just not even fair. SS's forum alone is enough for him to get just about everyone's vote. Even if he isn't that douchey at first glance.
I just think we're missing out on some prime mocking when we put something as epic as Samurai Scrote up against something as bleech as Sun Grout and the Flamer twins.
The weekly should be:
Sun Grout
Flamer Twins
The Incredible Hawk
Now that would be a fair match. I can't imagine how the votes would go there. But there would be plenty of mocking and fighting.
Lets just drink some lemonade (cause apparently that's the thing to do now a days) and get SS's comment count up to 3000, and honor him with his own spot.
Samurai----even though I could easily picture one of my disproportionately sized horsenads resting happily for eternity on Sun Grout's hot's tongue.
Definitely the Flame Twins..I mean come on they look like they styled their hair with an actual douche...the feminine product thus they are 10x the douche anyone else would be and then multiply by 2x for the doubledouche...
@Champagne Douchernova.....sadly, my friend, i found out that "on it's skin" isn't the only place i was forced to put the lotion.
Flame twins. But they might be too dumb to know that this award is a BAD thing.
# posted by : 12:42 PM
: 12:42 PM
I have heard your pitiful bleatings to leave your offerings of goodness, and have opened up my own blog for your love.
http://samuraiscrote.blogspot.com/
The wise grasshopper, DB1, is recommended to put a link to this wonder of the Information Age on HCwDB, and to leave his own love offerings. and cut down on the twinkies - they'll give you diabetes.
I also recommend to you, gentle reader, that you follow the words of the Crucial One, and meet your Maker. Right around 7.30 in the evening will do. And if you're weak, a little ice is OK.
And do not anger the great Pfah. As my guest, he proved a worthy opponent.
Finally, heed the words of Colonel Zodiac. For he is wise and good and a nasty old fart who really should bathe more often. He speaks Truth to Power in his dreams and a lot of gibberish when awake. Make your plans, or have them made for you.
That is all, my baghunters. You know what you must do.
http://samuraiscrote.blogspot.com/
The wise grasshopper, DB1, is recommended to put a link to this wonder of the Information Age on HCwDB, and to leave his own love offerings. and cut down on the twinkies - they'll give you diabetes.
I also recommend to you, gentle reader, that you follow the words of the Crucial One, and meet your Maker. Right around 7.30 in the evening will do. And if you're weak, a little ice is OK.
And do not anger the great Pfah. As my guest, he proved a worthy opponent.
Finally, heed the words of Colonel Zodiac. For he is wise and good and a nasty old fart who really should bathe more often. He speaks Truth to Power in his dreams and a lot of gibberish when awake. Make your plans, or have them made for you.
That is all, my baghunters. You know what you must do.
If you DON'T vote for samuai scrote, the terrorists win.
and baby jesus cries.
and you will spend all eternity wailing your lements in a special ring of hell, bathing in sulfric acid while harpies in the form of Joy Behar pick at the flesh on your bones
and baby jesus cries.
and you will spend all eternity wailing your lements in a special ring of hell, bathing in sulfric acid while harpies in the form of Joy Behar pick at the flesh on your bones
but douchetoevsky -
where is YOUR OFFERING?
where are YOUR ASSESSMENTS OF MY ABILITIES?
I am here and I am waiting for you, grasshopper.
where is YOUR OFFERING?
where are YOUR ASSESSMENTS OF MY ABILITIES?
I am here and I am waiting for you, grasshopper.
I should vote Sun Grout for the stupid hair, emo-eyeliner, douche-tastic tie/shirt combo and uber-tasty bleach blond porn star hott. I should vote Flame Twins for not only the quantity of douche in the pic, but the "maze-head", Ed Grimley hair, gold satin collared shirt, douche sign language and gym club bleeth.
But alas, I will vote for Samurai Scrote. I vote not because the Samurai is more douchie than Sun. I vote for him not because he is a bigger douche than the twins collectively. I do not vote for Samurai because his hot makes me salivate more for her than the other two, I find her the least suckable accually. No, I vote for Samurai out of fear, fear of that blade that lurks under that suit. I must vote for him so I can sleep at night knowing that his blade is not coming to smite me down. The Samurai abides.
But alas, I will vote for Samurai Scrote. I vote not because the Samurai is more douchie than Sun. I vote for him not because he is a bigger douche than the twins collectively. I do not vote for Samurai because his hot makes me salivate more for her than the other two, I find her the least suckable accually. No, I vote for Samurai out of fear, fear of that blade that lurks under that suit. I must vote for him so I can sleep at night knowing that his blade is not coming to smite me down. The Samurai abides.
# posted by : 1:12 PM
: 1:12 PM
Samurai Scrote does not leave others hope for weekly honours.
Samurai Scrote will continue to defy the temporal plane of fashion with tie-headbands, indoor-shades and micro-soul patches.
Samurai Scrote will continue to pout his lips in the most badass way possible.
Samurai Scrote will not appreciate anyone pointing out his receding hairline.
But mostly, Samurai Scrote is here to kick some douchal ass and claim the weekly.
Samurai Scrote will continue to defy the temporal plane of fashion with tie-headbands, indoor-shades and micro-soul patches.
Samurai Scrote will continue to pout his lips in the most badass way possible.
Samurai Scrote will not appreciate anyone pointing out his receding hairline.
But mostly, Samurai Scrote is here to kick some douchal ass and claim the weekly.
# posted by : 1:47 PM
: 1:47 PM
And to my 8:35 am comment. I meant to say he could not own a firearm. Not a forearm. He should definitely have a forearm. Preferrably to the tip of his nose.
Samurai Scrotes douchiness did not fully impress me until I took a look at the shit eating smirk he has on his face. It reminds me of Joey Porsche with his bottle of Kettel One in one hand and his dopey blonde in the other thinking he is the cock of the walk when he is really just a cock and for that Samurai you get my vote.
# posted by : 2:20 PM
: 2:20 PM
@pfah
If you need help getting through this brother. Then call The Old Chap's librarian hott. She'll make you bad feelings go away
If you need help getting through this brother. Then call The Old Chap's librarian hott. She'll make you bad feelings go away
Sun Grout. He has the same expression on his face that I see on all the fish in my fish tank. I can imagine this guy with the same expression, swimming in an aquarium, pushing on the glass with his forehead and never understanding why its solid. Its cool Sun Grout, I'll sprinkle some food in there to get your attention.
Samurai Scrote now impart ancient Japanese wisdom upon you.
Donkey's lips do not fit onto horse's mouth but a douchebag is a douchebag nonetheless.
Donkey's lips do not fit onto horse's mouth but a douchebag is a douchebag nonetheless.
I've got to steer my hate and disgust toward the Flame Twins.
When I think of the word ass-pimple, I picture it looking like Ned Grimly. Give that mutherf'er a good squeeze -- lo and behold, Ned is what come out.
When I think of the word ass-pimple, I picture it looking like Ned Grimly. Give that mutherf'er a good squeeze -- lo and behold, Ned is what come out.
Samurai Scrote. It's just amazing. He has raised douche to a higher, more spiritual level. I'm tempted to say he should be in the HOS, but I don't want to be overeager.
# posted by : 3:43 PM
: 3:43 PM
The flame twins awaken something in me really sinister. Maybe it's the mini corn maze shaved into the center douches head that makes me want to bunt babies over chainlink fences. Maybe it's the rare bag hand signal that the lower gonad is flashing that causes me to enter a state of immense nausea. At any rate, their scrotetastic nature can not be ignored. Flame Twins ftw. May the hott in the photo stick that finger she's flashing in her mouth and blow epic chunks on those two ugly mugs.
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
# posted by : 3:46 PM
: 3:46 PM
Samurai Scrote.
Have you read his response thread? My G-D! the things that man is up to!
SS deserves some kind of lifetime achievement award too.
I mean, have you seen the thread?
Have you read his response thread? My G-D! the things that man is up to!
SS deserves some kind of lifetime achievement award too.
I mean, have you seen the thread?
# posted by : 4:18 PM
: 4:18 PM
Samurai Scrote, because his hott's dress would look great on my bedroom floor. You know what I mean?
I mean my cat would like to roll around on that dress.
While I shag the hott.
I mean my cat would like to roll around on that dress.
While I shag the hott.
# posted by : 4:33 PM
: 4:33 PM
10000000 dollars says that is SS's sister. What a douchebag.
My vote is for SS.
My vote is for SS.
# posted by : 4:35 PM
: 4:35 PM
Samurai Scrote. Or anyone that wears a skinny tie. That is black. And Leather.
# posted by : 4:49 PM
: 4:49 PM
Two of you have left offerings.
Feel the nothing of my sting, the sway of the breeze reads my disappointment.
I demand your offerings or feel the sting of my nothing.
Feel the nothing of my sting, the sway of the breeze reads my disappointment.
I demand your offerings or feel the sting of my nothing.
What???? Day Trader Bag Doesn't even make the weekly?? I protest, I'm not going to vote!
***realizing that no one cares, Bagnes cries a little and finishes eating the Pad Thai. There is a knock on the door. Bagnes peers through the peephole and sees a paralyzing sight...a curled upper lip.
The door is torn from its hinges and the force throws Bagnes into the corner! In through the smoke walks SAMURAI SCROTE, his mandana glowing in the moonlight behind him. Bagnes cries out in terror as SS whips out his giant Oni cock that has horns and whistles "Komori-Uta" as the hideous skullfucking begins.
Nibbling on Bagnes' right eyeball, impaled on a sai like a lollipop, SS commands Bagnes to quit being such a cunt and vote properly. he punds Oni cock into the eyesocket and laughs at the sound of the bone cracking. He blows a wad of wasabi-laced jizz over Bagnes' frontal lobe, which causes vivid, horrifying hallucinations of the impending destruction of the universe by Fujin, the Japanese god of wind. He carries the winds in, what? A giant 'BAG!**
I don't rememeber anything after that. Typing with one eye is harder than you think. SS FTW, and for the safety of all the 'Bag hunters of the world.
***realizing that no one cares, Bagnes cries a little and finishes eating the Pad Thai. There is a knock on the door. Bagnes peers through the peephole and sees a paralyzing sight...a curled upper lip.
The door is torn from its hinges and the force throws Bagnes into the corner! In through the smoke walks SAMURAI SCROTE, his mandana glowing in the moonlight behind him. Bagnes cries out in terror as SS whips out his giant Oni cock that has horns and whistles "Komori-Uta" as the hideous skullfucking begins.
Nibbling on Bagnes' right eyeball, impaled on a sai like a lollipop, SS commands Bagnes to quit being such a cunt and vote properly. he punds Oni cock into the eyesocket and laughs at the sound of the bone cracking. He blows a wad of wasabi-laced jizz over Bagnes' frontal lobe, which causes vivid, horrifying hallucinations of the impending destruction of the universe by Fujin, the Japanese god of wind. He carries the winds in, what? A giant 'BAG!**
I don't rememeber anything after that. Typing with one eye is harder than you think. SS FTW, and for the safety of all the 'Bag hunters of the world.
# posted by : 6:00 PM
: 6:00 PM
While it's close between the FTs and the SG, the FTs have it. SG looks like his mom accidentally microwaved him after finding him in a Pop Secret bag. While this makes for good comedy and he and his lady friend are more than worthy of entering the weekly competition, in the face of the FTs, he must fall. The FTs were destined to win this competition the first time they heard the Sex Pistols and said, "Wow, I can give up being myself and lazily replace my own identity with that of Sid Vicious by simply telling the stylist to cut my hair a certain way." Let's be honest: the length of their 'hawks, be they of the faux or mo variety, suggests a time-tested commitment to douchscrotastery. Now, remember there are two parts to any HCWDB pic, a yin and a yang, a zig and a zag, for every douche there must be and equal and opposite bleeth. This pic (FTs) has it. While SG's chick is cute and "sassy" with her tongue wagging and nice whatever-else-you wanna-complement-her-on, the fact of the matter is that her arms look like she either had lipo, or could bench press me. FTs chick, with her supple backside and bleethed out hand gesture and tongue wag (not to mention display of total and complete comfort around the douche)is more of a yang to the FTs' yin. They offset each other more violently that the other two pics. There is more repulsion and attraction simultaneously than in either of the other two entries. As an aside, I'd like to get a good grip on that one horn the evil satyr is sporting and, as Petey Pablo said, twist it round my head like a helicopter. Alas, the grease would almost certainly preclude this
FTs for the win.
FTs for the win.
# posted by : 6:40 PM
: 6:40 PM
I would have said Teddy Troll Doll if he was a choice. He makes my blood pressure rise at an alarming rate, but so does she (in a good way). Unfortunately, he's not a choice, so Sun Grout for the win. He is everything that is wrong with pop culture today in one sound douchey package. He is the MTV Douche.
# posted by : 6:45 PM
: 6:45 PM
right now people it's douche time! i wanna hear a nice round of applause, and a warm welcome for the one and only mr. douchebag, the godfather of scrote, the sensation of the choad nation, the douchiest bag in the land, mr. douche douche douche, ladies and gentlemen give it up for samurai scrote!
It's between the Flamers and Sun Choad for me. Samurai Scrote is turdlicious, but not exactly on the same level of douchebaglionicity as the two other contenders.
That's right, douchebaglionicity. Dropped. Here. In this thread.
Foreground Flame has it right when he flashes the Big 'L' for Loser. The hott is hott enough, and the glimpse of her cantilevered be-hind leaves much to the imagination. However, she is flipping me off, which I find irritating, and Background Flame is looking far too seriously, deeply into her tongue.
However, Sun Choad is a ripe douchedelion indeed, and his bleeth has that quaint mixture of hott and party-worn-ness that beckons me forth, not away.
Meanwhile, the Sun Douche himself is captured in a magnificent state of vacuity, as if he just realized that the end of his narrow white tie is knotted snugly around the base of his scrotum, so that if he were to move his neck, it would be disastrous;y painful; while, at the same time, his pants are too tight, and also wet. And cold.
Sun Choad for the win.
--VS
That's right, douchebaglionicity. Dropped. Here. In this thread.
Foreground Flame has it right when he flashes the Big 'L' for Loser. The hott is hott enough, and the glimpse of her cantilevered be-hind leaves much to the imagination. However, she is flipping me off, which I find irritating, and Background Flame is looking far too seriously, deeply into her tongue.
However, Sun Choad is a ripe douchedelion indeed, and his bleeth has that quaint mixture of hott and party-worn-ness that beckons me forth, not away.
Meanwhile, the Sun Douche himself is captured in a magnificent state of vacuity, as if he just realized that the end of his narrow white tie is knotted snugly around the base of his scrotum, so that if he were to move his neck, it would be disastrous;y painful; while, at the same time, his pants are too tight, and also wet. And cold.
Sun Choad for the win.
--VS
# posted by : 7:08 PM
: 7:08 PM
I do not vote for myself. All votes are but one vote. There is only the vote. You are dangling by your teeth. Above is a tiger - waiting for you to climb up. Far below you is another tiger, waiting for you to fall. A tiny black mouse and a tiny white mouse both gnaw at the rope, just beyond your grasp.
What do you do? What is your vote?
The Samurai Scrote knows there is only the vote of the mu-vote, the un-vote - the necessity of choice in a world of illusions and many changing shadows.
It is not the world of knowing that the Samurai Scrote commands, but the world of unknowing. One must learn to think backwards and all will be revealed to you.
I twirl the plastic flower before you - how do you respond, grasshopper?
What do you do? What is your vote?
The Samurai Scrote knows there is only the vote of the mu-vote, the un-vote - the necessity of choice in a world of illusions and many changing shadows.
It is not the world of knowing that the Samurai Scrote commands, but the world of unknowing. One must learn to think backwards and all will be revealed to you.
I twirl the plastic flower before you - how do you respond, grasshopper?
Answer me grasshopper. There is only your answer between freedom and the the world of hungry ghosts.
Samurai Scrote gets a pass because once that headband comes off he is probably just a regular dude. It looks like he maybe just lost a bet or something. Which brings us to The Sun Grout and the Flame Twins. At first glance Sun Grout really gets my virtiol flowing, since he looks like he is from one of those bands with a sentence fragment name (As I Lie Dying With My Bride In November and their ilk) and I really hate that music. It makes me pine for the days before you could get rich off "punk rock". But one man can not hold back the flood of douche that are the Flame Twins. Look how close Maori-hawk's lips are to that dark-n-lovely hott. I want to spend Sunday afternoons playing the lyre and reciting epic poetry to her 'neath the boughs of an olive tree, but I fear she has been tainted by 'bag overexposure. Then there is the wingman flashing two different hand signals AND sticking out the tongue. He is too far gone just for kissy lips. Fuck the Flame Twins. Is it too early to put my vote in for the monthly?
# posted by : 8:38 PM
: 8:38 PM
I think Samurai Scrote is just a good actor. He's not shameless. He actually looks like he has quite a bit of shame.
Flame Twins FTW.
Flame Twins FTW.
At this time of the evening, it's difficult for me to think anyone deserves it more than Samurai Scrote. I guess that's because so many of us have gotten to know him and disrespect him
So Scrote get the Vote.
I'm leavin' the BIG CONTEST to McCain and Obama.
So Scrote get the Vote.
I'm leavin' the BIG CONTEST to McCain and Obama.
# posted by : 11:00 PM
: 11:00 PM
Sun Grouts hot is top class but as we've learnt shes a pornstar, so for some weird logic that removes her from the equation, dont ask me why. And Grout himslef inspiring a really healthy tepid rage in my bowels for looking like a fan of band 'Crazy Town' who just never let go.
Samurai Scrote, I mean where to start, a headband that just looks to be a tie, if your going to do it, do it right. Either go the karate kid white and red head band, or the rambo-esque red strip. How does such a tiny little man with such a big suit pull such a fine lady. You tiny tiny bastard!
And the flame twins, any conversation between these two would have to just involve grunts and the occasional 'bra' thrown in for good measure. The fact that their favorite movie is probably 'Dude wheres my Car' makes them the winner this week.
'Dude whats mine say'
'Awesome!'
Flame twins for the win
Samurai Scrote, I mean where to start, a headband that just looks to be a tie, if your going to do it, do it right. Either go the karate kid white and red head band, or the rambo-esque red strip. How does such a tiny little man with such a big suit pull such a fine lady. You tiny tiny bastard!
And the flame twins, any conversation between these two would have to just involve grunts and the occasional 'bra' thrown in for good measure. The fact that their favorite movie is probably 'Dude wheres my Car' makes them the winner this week.
'Dude whats mine say'
'Awesome!'
Flame twins for the win
while Samurai scrote is the inspiration of nearly 3,000 posts in the comment threads he is merely the catalyst of retarded reaction.
The Sun Grout, however is pure unadulterated scrote & therefore gets my vote
The Sun Grout, however is pure unadulterated scrote & therefore gets my vote
I rarely post, but always try to read all of the comments and have formed two "true winner" criteria, based on other's words of wisdom:
1) some or all of his douchescrotery needs to be long-term/permanent (ridiculous tatts, fried tan, 'roidy bumps...), as opposed to mere dress-up you can take off and look like a regular dude the next sec. He needs to be set in his ways, as inflexible as a window doll of choadacity.
2) he needs to inspire homicidal fury. Depression. Thoughts of profound hopelessness. And not just serendipitous fucking around.
With that in mind, I'm afraid Samurai Scrote just does not qualify. Sure, he's a tool, and that smirk needs to be wiped off with some sandpaper, but take that tie-dana off and you're left with just a regular asswipe. It's like appearing at a tattoo convention with a couple of stick-ons you got along with bubblegum. The competition is just too encrusted in their ways.
Sun Grout FTW. I mean, just look at him! Look at that face. Even Gandhi would be launched into sheer homicidal mania.
1) some or all of his douchescrotery needs to be long-term/permanent (ridiculous tatts, fried tan, 'roidy bumps...), as opposed to mere dress-up you can take off and look like a regular dude the next sec. He needs to be set in his ways, as inflexible as a window doll of choadacity.
2) he needs to inspire homicidal fury. Depression. Thoughts of profound hopelessness. And not just serendipitous fucking around.
With that in mind, I'm afraid Samurai Scrote just does not qualify. Sure, he's a tool, and that smirk needs to be wiped off with some sandpaper, but take that tie-dana off and you're left with just a regular asswipe. It's like appearing at a tattoo convention with a couple of stick-ons you got along with bubblegum. The competition is just too encrusted in their ways.
Sun Grout FTW. I mean, just look at him! Look at that face. Even Gandhi would be launched into sheer homicidal mania.
# posted by : 1:06 AM
: 1:06 AM
After exploring foxyjacky.com for close to 3 days, and by "exploring" I mean masturbating to Jackys suckle thighs, I have come to hate this uber-douche even more. I vote The Sun Grout based on the fact that while he carresses her buttocks and eases inside her, I can't stop looking at his stairway to doucheville of star tatts.. It's positively tragic.
# posted by : 4:13 AM
: 4:13 AM
Samurai Scrote, ftw....I mean, he's trying to use Nicolas Cage's only facial Expression, and his hott is freaking unbelievable. He REALLY wants to be Nicolas Cage, even though he is sunken-chested
Mandana/suit? Wha?
Ol'Bag
Mandana/suit? Wha?
Ol'Bag
# posted by : 4:21 AM
: 4:21 AM
i really want to vote against Samurai Scrote, but it is impossible. The head band, the hott, the Nick Cage face, the fact that he is in the champagne room...it's a thing of beauty. This picture is the perfect storm of scrotuity.
Samurai Scrote FTW.
Samurai Scrote FTW.
Find a back alley with a locked metal door. Put out the word that it's a new 'secret' club and hire your neighbor's out-of-work brother to stand out there. Buy him a black suit but no tie. Tell people there will be designer drugs there. When people show up, tell them that the club is full but they might get in if they wait. After a while, walk down the line, pull out the flame twins, tie them together, hitch them to the back of your pickup and drag them to the river, dump them in the river, hold them under until they are clean or until they drown, if they do not drown, haul them back to the line and show all the other douchebags what Jeff and Stan look like without their make-up, then take them back home to Jeff's mom's who will give them hot chocolate because they have had a tough night.
Twins ftw and the Hall.
Asti Spewmonti
Twins ftw and the Hall.
Asti Spewmonti
# posted by : 5:50 AM
: 5:50 AM
Samarai Scrote FTW.
In a week of luke warm Hotts, his is the hottest. Add to that his blues brothers suit, and Ralph Machio bandana, it makes me want to Crow Kick him in the nads.
In a week of luke warm Hotts, his is the hottest. Add to that his blues brothers suit, and Ralph Machio bandana, it makes me want to Crow Kick him in the nads.
# posted by : 5:53 AM
: 5:53 AM
Samarai Scrote FTW.
In a week of luke warm Hotts, his is the hottest. Add to that his blues brothers suit, and Ralph Machio bandana, it makes me want to Crow Kick him in the nads.
In a week of luke warm Hotts, his is the hottest. Add to that his blues brothers suit, and Ralph Machio bandana, it makes me want to Crow Kick him in the nads.
# posted by : 5:54 AM
: 5:54 AM
Crow Kick..LOL I meant Crane Kick him in the Nads. Thats what happens when you run out of Coffee in the morning...
# posted by : 8:31 AM
: 8:31 AM
Yeesh. Never have I read such militant comments on this site before. So I'm to vote for Samurai Scrote or suffer the consequences, eh? Robert Mugabe would be proud.
Fuck that, I'm voting for the Sun Grout because, well, I feel like it dammit.
And his hott with her tongue extended gives me wood.
SG FTW.
AV
Fuck that, I'm voting for the Sun Grout because, well, I feel like it dammit.
And his hott with her tongue extended gives me wood.
SG FTW.
AV
# posted by : 8:41 AM
: 8:41 AM
Samurai Scrote.
Because so far this year I've lost lost a job, most of my 401k, and a relationship. Not voting for him would just cave the rest of it in.
Because so far this year I've lost lost a job, most of my 401k, and a relationship. Not voting for him would just cave the rest of it in.
long time reader, first time voter/poster/etc. i was so close to voting for samurai scrote based on the deeply rooted douchery that is only shown in his glasses and bandanna. and his thin tie. but in the middle of making my decision for ss, i noticed two crucial aspects of the flame twins, who are obviously more douchey in appearance, their hott is flipping the camera off, and flame douche 1 is quite possibly wearing caution tape. i vote for the flame twins. and by vote i mean shave their heads in their sleep and feed it to the opposite twin in their smacks the next morning.
# posted by : 11:33 AM
: 11:33 AM
The effluence of Samurai obsession precluded what could have been a more even contest if he'd just been thrown right on that wall with Pumpy & Purg, bumping Teddy or Pumpkin into the game.
Speaking of Pum-kin, should he go to the HoS as a Stage 2 Prompa Larvae???
Speaking of Pum-kin, should he go to the HoS as a Stage 2 Prompa Larvae???
# posted by : 1:02 PM
: 1:02 PM
If samurai scrote does not win he will force all those who did not vote for him to commit seppuku.
samurai ftw
samurai ftw
# posted by : 3:09 PM
: 3:09 PM
Samurai Scrote, let me count the ways. Metal tried to destroy Samurai Scrote, but Samurai Scrote was in the way.
# posted by : 10:09 PM
: 10:09 PM
I was a devout Sun Grout fan, mainly because I am attracted to exactly the kind of hott on his arm. But before voting I took another look at all the contestants, and I gotta tell you, Sumurai Scrote beats ol Sun Grout all over. Samurai for the win!
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