Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Samurai Scrote
Samurai Scrote needs no hand gestures to attract the hott.
Samurai Scrote needs no bottle of Grey Goose.
Samurai Scrote rejects outward signs of douchitude. Samurai Scrote is higher conscious douche. You will not know Samurai Scrote by his movements or actions. Only his mind power.
And his badass head band.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:29 PM 
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I just saw a small Stanley Tucci,
Trying to rob a Lohan of her Kootchie
He dressed up like a thug
Hoped to stick in his plug
But instead he got fucked by her Pootchie.
Trying to rob a Lohan of her Kootchie
He dressed up like a thug
Hoped to stick in his plug
But instead he got fucked by her Pootchie.
This could be DB1 and Purg Hottie
Both pairs have a similar body
One small and one curvy
Maybe DB could swervy
If he stopped writin' and learned some karate.
Just Joshin' my brother- You the man.
Both pairs have a similar body
One small and one curvy
Maybe DB could swervy
If he stopped writin' and learned some karate.
Just Joshin' my brother- You the man.
LMAO at this fucktard. He was obviously trying to cover up the fact that he has a receding hairline, but didn't pull his bitchin' mandana far enough back on his knob of a skull. And who wears a mandana-suit combo. What a jackhole.
She is sparkly goodness and I bet her hoo-hah tastes like cotton candy.
She is sparkly goodness and I bet her hoo-hah tastes like cotton candy.
Be forewarned Samurai.
Big rig drive by and create wind.
Samurai blow away.
There's nothing to this pathetic lil' waif.
As for her, well, I will devote my career to complete nerve mapping of her body!
Big rig drive by and create wind.
Samurai blow away.
There's nothing to this pathetic lil' waif.
As for her, well, I will devote my career to complete nerve mapping of her body!
# posted by 
: 1:39 PM
: 1:39 PM
Ninja Vincent sullenly paid his respects to Aunt Hilda before disappearing into the funeral home cushions.
Oh no. C'mon dude... what the hell are you... really?... have you considered... no, listen... ugh.
Forget it. I can't reason with this guy.
HIIIIIII-YAH!
Forget it. I can't reason with this guy.
HIIIIIII-YAH!
# posted by : 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
for DB1, who is a fan of the french XXst century popular culture : "Le Samouraï" is the best movie directed by jean-pierre Melville.(melville was a model for tarantino).
Salut,
FroggyStyle
Salut,
FroggyStyle
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
Clarence was disappointed when he learned the Bushido code did not allow blind midgets to wield their unsheathed katana before the curtains came up at the Lincoln Kabuki Theater.
hey asshole, the Ratpack called. they want their tie back.
and as for you, my brown-haired tower of hott, i would like to Vulcanize my whoopee stick in your ham wallet. i'd like to cattle prod your oyster ditch
with my lap rocket. i'd like to batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker. i'd like to retrofit your pudding hatch with my poon swatter.
thank you, Bloodhound Gang.
and as for you, my brown-haired tower of hott, i would like to Vulcanize my whoopee stick in your ham wallet. i'd like to cattle prod your oyster ditch
with my lap rocket. i'd like to batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker. i'd like to retrofit your pudding hatch with my poon swatter.
thank you, Bloodhound Gang.
Being the strongest one hundred pound woman on the planet, Mildred leaned on Lester’s shoulder and slowly pushed him into the concrete slab.
This is the clear winner of the 2008 Best Impersonation of the Purg Hottie. Although an odd choice of scrote for her to team up with...
He's taken a "shine" to her.
(BTW, This could be one of the hottest chicks ever, IMO. LOL.)
(BTW, This could be one of the hottest chicks ever, IMO. LOL.)
# posted by : 2:20 PM
: 2:20 PM
Mr Paisley.
She is pure sex appeal.
Her pussy is where Nutrisweet comes from.
I would eat that until the cows came home. And by cows I mean sparkly dress boobies.
She is pure sex appeal.
Her pussy is where Nutrisweet comes from.
I would eat that until the cows came home. And by cows I mean sparkly dress boobies.
amazing how one accessory can turn someone into a complete tool.
unless he's just wasted and tied some random dudes tie on his head.
lord knows i've had worse things on my head by the end of weddings. (cousins)
unless he's just wasted and tied some random dudes tie on his head.
lord knows i've had worse things on my head by the end of weddings. (cousins)
If we're lucky, maybe that's a black and white bandage covering a massive head wound.
She has a tasty little body.
She has a tasty little body.
# posted by : 3:21 PM
: 3:21 PM
Holy Crap! I can't believe someone of her caliber hottness would even be in the same zip code as this douche. He looks like a penguin with AIDS. She must have lost a bet.
She is delicious
He is dysentery
She is delicious
He is dysentery
# posted by : 3:51 PM
: 3:51 PM
If he's not paying $2500 for the night, I'm taking the gas pipe. It's Little Steven's little brother Teenie Tiny Tony.
She's a young Mrs. Robinson, and she's SMOKIN'!
She's a young Mrs. Robinson, and she's SMOKIN'!
# posted by : 4:11 PM
: 4:11 PM
How does this shit happen
To a hott the douche be rapp'n
Must be the hip clothes he wears
Or his receding hairs
I wish it was her I was tap'n
- Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein
p.s. My dad, Wilhelm Nicholas is 84 today! Happy B-Day Pops!
To a hott the douche be rapp'n
Must be the hip clothes he wears
Or his receding hairs
I wish it was her I was tap'n
- Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein
p.s. My dad, Wilhelm Nicholas is 84 today! Happy B-Day Pops!
Wow, there really are a lot of older bag hunters on this site. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. But, is there anyone else on this blog that's in their 20's? I feel like a kid again.
If this isn't in the HCWDB of the Week running, I am going to lose all faith in you, DB1.
# posted by : 5:46 PM
: 5:46 PM
I might know Samurai Scrote by his hand wrapped near and dear to her boobie.
I might know Samurai Scrote by his gandering around with Grey Goose Hottie.
I might know Smaurai Scrote by his Ringo Starr wannabe appearance.
I just might.
I might know Samurai Scrote by his gandering around with Grey Goose Hottie.
I might know Smaurai Scrote by his Ringo Starr wannabe appearance.
I just might.
# posted by : 6:07 PM
: 6:07 PM
@ Archidouchis: I'm 21 and I licked David Copperfield's asshole for 80 dollars when he came to the Beau Rivage casino 3 years ago. What YOUR favorite color?
Hey Creature,
A shot o' the ol' bourbon to you tonight. Viva los Doyers mi amigo!
And since we're spilling the beans on our ages here, I got my drivers license last week and banged a six year old lamb to celebrate.
A shot o' the ol' bourbon to you tonight. Viva los Doyers mi amigo!
And since we're spilling the beans on our ages here, I got my drivers license last week and banged a six year old lamb to celebrate.
Oh shit; sorry guys. I got my website posts mixed up. 'DarkSock' is a confused lesbian on my other favorite site. My bad.
Archidoucheis: *call me*
Archidoucheis: *call me*
viva los Doyers indeed! big win in Chi town for the visiting boys in Blue. Fish Slap (fuck him), Donk & all those other lakeside bags must be beside themselves... let's hope for a collective douche bloodletting. let the amber fluid flow, Crucial 'ol boy!
now on with Los Angels! piss on Beantown (sorry Mr. White)
now on with Los Angels! piss on Beantown (sorry Mr. White)
i'll be turning 42 this coming January.
my hott wife says that what keeps me young is my level of immaturity. and i love her for that. she's 28.
which should let you young bucks know that.....uh.....what? ....what?
i'm sorry. i'm having a hard time hearing you over the sound of me being awesome.
bitches.
my hott wife says that what keeps me young is my level of immaturity. and i love her for that. she's 28.
which should let you young bucks know that.....uh.....what? ....what?
i'm sorry. i'm having a hard time hearing you over the sound of me being awesome.
bitches.
Pfah,
We peasant nitwits can only imagine the levels of awesomeness contained within that glorious dome of yours. Heh heh.
We peasant nitwits can only imagine the levels of awesomeness contained within that glorious dome of yours. Heh heh.
Pfah,
The whiskey is mos def talkin' on my part, but I really really love ALL of you... well, except for the many retarded anon's... but fuck most of them anyway.
The whiskey is mos def talkin' on my part, but I really really love ALL of you... well, except for the many retarded anon's... but fuck most of them anyway.
@archidoucheis....dude, age is just a number. don't feel like an outsider just because you are in your 20's. i WISH i was in my 20's, but i'm not. i'm in my 40's and i have grey hair in my ears.
you're hilarious no matter what your age my friend.
just ask Darksock. he's 96 and still rolls like he's in his 20's. plus, bcs may SAY he's in his 20's, but he's actually 63 and still listens to Duran Duran in his parent's basement.
and don't even get me started on DB1.
you're hilarious no matter what your age my friend.
just ask Darksock. he's 96 and still rolls like he's in his 20's. plus, bcs may SAY he's in his 20's, but he's actually 63 and still listens to Duran Duran in his parent's basement.
and don't even get me started on DB1.
I fucked a jar of Winn Dixie brand mayonnaise once. And put it back on the shelf.
NOW who's awesome, Pfah?
oh wait, I just did the math. never mind.
And good Plinky's Mom jabs on the Criss thread. And Mr. Angel gives new meaning to the term 'Peter Criss'.
NOW who's awesome, Pfah?
oh wait, I just did the math. never mind.
And good Plinky's Mom jabs on the Criss thread. And Mr. Angel gives new meaning to the term 'Peter Criss'.
Hey! I'll be 42 this coming January also.
My hott ex-wife says that what got me divorced is my level of immaturity. But she's a cunt.
And I just broke up with a 28-year-old ... because she wanted me to stop dating the 24-year-old.
Lovin' life.
My hott ex-wife says that what got me divorced is my level of immaturity. But she's a cunt.
And I just broke up with a 28-year-old ... because she wanted me to stop dating the 24-year-old.
Lovin' life.
@Darksock.....when i humped a vat full of Winn Dixie peeled shrimp, i got a rash that wouldn't clear up for almost 2 weeks. next time, i'm gonna fuck the shit out of the Harris Teeter meat counter.
let's see security try and stop me.
i'm coming for you tender pork loin.
let's see security try and stop me.
i'm coming for you tender pork loin.
Guys, take it from me; NEVER forget to lube up with the blood from an Alpaca embryo prior to a little of the ol' in-out in-out with our nation's diverse wildlife.
Well, I'll be 39 on Pearl Harbor Day; however,
when I was 16 I stocked shelves at Winn Dixie. The night after I got fired for missing my shift, I took a shit on the automatic door-opener mat you used to have to step on to get the door to open.
It has been 23 years since my last confession.
when I was 16 I stocked shelves at Winn Dixie. The night after I got fired for missing my shift, I took a shit on the automatic door-opener mat you used to have to step on to get the door to open.
It has been 23 years since my last confession.
@ Creature
Thanks for the kind words. :]
Just got back from the party, and the first thing I do is see what HCwDB is doing. Fuck, I need a life, a 17 year old Vietnamese girl, a fire truck and a box of chocolates.
As long as we are all doing it, I'm 43. I feel like an 18 year old, matter of fact, I think I'll have one right now. Oh snap, just remembered, married!
I wish I was awesome like Pfah!
Happy early B-day yahoo scrotius and Pfah!
And fuck you DarkSock! I ate a jar of Winn Dixie brand mayonnaise and it tasted like aged street hooker. Now I know.... now I know.
- Adolf
Thanks for the kind words. :]
Just got back from the party, and the first thing I do is see what HCwDB is doing. Fuck, I need a life, a 17 year old Vietnamese girl, a fire truck and a box of chocolates.
As long as we are all doing it, I'm 43. I feel like an 18 year old, matter of fact, I think I'll have one right now. Oh snap, just remembered, married!
I wish I was awesome like Pfah!
Happy early B-day yahoo scrotius and Pfah!
And fuck you DarkSock! I ate a jar of Winn Dixie brand mayonnaise and it tasted like aged street hooker. Now I know.... now I know.
- Adolf
ok boys, i'm done working from home and i am going to bed. i'd just like to say two things.
1. this website provides me with entertainment and fulfillment that is not found every day. and it's due to you regular posters. so thank you for making me laugh my ass off on a daily basis. you are wonderful human beings.
2. Rush is one of the best bands to ever grace the face of the Earth. and if you disagree with me, i will kick you several times in the taint.
happy Wednesday, and good night.
1. this website provides me with entertainment and fulfillment that is not found every day. and it's due to you regular posters. so thank you for making me laugh my ass off on a daily basis. you are wonderful human beings.
2. Rush is one of the best bands to ever grace the face of the Earth. and if you disagree with me, i will kick you several times in the taint.
happy Wednesday, and good night.
I cranked off a couple of knuckle children into a tube sock once to a Mandy Moore music video (and when I say once I mean 14 times that day, and when I say crank off I mean plaster with fury), then I threw it behind the dresser because I didn't want it in with my wash. 8 years later, when I was moving out, I moved the dresser and found the sock. It had become a darksock. When I peeled it off of the carpet, it was hesitant at first, but it eventually came off with a loud "pfah" noise, like Velcro. It left a weird marking on the carpet...like a face, and I swear it looked just like Fung. Those were good days.
I hear velcro shoes are making a come back. Of course the only people that are wearing them are douche bags, 3 year olds, and old people with the bladder of 3 year olds.
This post has been removed by the author because:
(A) Author could not find anything funny to say.
(B) Author was eating Winn Dixie brand mayonnaise.
(C) Author trying to figure out why a crusty sock is behind dresser.
- Adolf
(A) Author could not find anything funny to say.
(B) Author was eating Winn Dixie brand mayonnaise.
(C) Author trying to figure out why a crusty sock is behind dresser.
- Adolf
Adolph,
Do you really live in Argentina? I was in Chile a few months ago on business and may have to go to Argentina next month...
Do you really live in Argentina? I was in Chile a few months ago on business and may have to go to Argentina next month...
@crucial head
Texas, it smells a lot like Argentina.
Yes, Argentina, mayonnaise, and socks.
I live Pfah, Pfah away.
- Adolf
Texas, it smells a lot like Argentina.
Yes, Argentina, mayonnaise, and socks.
I live Pfah, Pfah away.
- Adolf
Speaking of Geddy Lee and Rush, did anybody else with the HCwDB book notice that on page 111, DB1 says that he would "play Geddy Lee drum solos on her butt with licorice."
Geddy Lee drum solos? Come on Geddy is the Bassist/Singer/Keyboardist. Neil Peart...Neil Peart. And, check out her boobies again.
Geddy Lee drum solos? Come on Geddy is the Bassist/Singer/Keyboardist. Neil Peart...Neil Peart. And, check out her boobies again.
@ crucial
Check out Iguazu Falls in the northeast. Freaking amazing. Don't eat the mayo, it taste funny.
- Adolf
Check out Iguazu Falls in the northeast. Freaking amazing. Don't eat the mayo, it taste funny.
- Adolf
@Adolph
Jess checkin’. Never been to Argentina meself. But South America is just like North America from what I've seen… just add a few hunert-thousand free range wandering cocks and stray bitches walking the pot-holed streets.
@Yahoo Scrotius
But Geddy did allow a reach around from Davey Havok while hitting the high notes on the studio version of ‘Hold Your Fire.’ … Or so I heard.
Just yankin’ some chain boys. Not a Rush fan but they’re damn fine musicians for sure.
Ya’ll sleep off those hangovers well.
Jess checkin’. Never been to Argentina meself. But South America is just like North America from what I've seen… just add a few hunert-thousand free range wandering cocks and stray bitches walking the pot-holed streets.
@Yahoo Scrotius
But Geddy did allow a reach around from Davey Havok while hitting the high notes on the studio version of ‘Hold Your Fire.’ … Or so I heard.
Just yankin’ some chain boys. Not a Rush fan but they’re damn fine musicians for sure.
Ya’ll sleep off those hangovers well.
speaking of september birthdays, I just turned 38 on saturday. Went to skatepark and killed it with my brother in law & his kids, had great prime rib with lotsa friends and then partied like rock stars til 4am :)
age is in your attitude. must people think i'm about 24 or 25. Maybe because i'm skinny as a rail and only have 2 (recent) grays :)
Happy birthday to the rest of ya this week :) rage it :)
age is in your attitude. must people think i'm about 24 or 25. Maybe because i'm skinny as a rail and only have 2 (recent) grays :)
Happy birthday to the rest of ya this week :) rage it :)
# posted by : 8:50 PM
: 8:50 PM
What the hell are they doing in my shower?
I am using this line all week...thanks pfah
what? ....what?
i'm sorry. i'm having a hard time hearing you over the sound of me being awesome.
I am using this line all week...thanks pfah
what? ....what?
i'm sorry. i'm having a hard time hearing you over the sound of me being awesome.
# posted by : 9:21 PM
: 9:21 PM
i love you fuckers. db1, get a table at next years comic-con and lets all meet up and rape the cast of heroes.
@arch
I'm 25. 26 on the 16th. This site is great. Better than great it is a life skill. What better way to practice turning rage into funny mock and lust.
A gem. And cheers.
From a newbie.
DoucheMaster Flex
I'm 25. 26 on the 16th. This site is great. Better than great it is a life skill. What better way to practice turning rage into funny mock and lust.
A gem. And cheers.
From a newbie.
DoucheMaster Flex
# posted by : 10:09 PM
: 10:09 PM
Haha I'm still the youngest, a mere 21. I've shown a lot of my friends this site, but I guess it takes a certain type of person to actually post comments about it. Plus a lot of douchebags are right in my age group so I guess a lot of 20 somethings are just
"Blinded by the light, Left off from a douche, another weekly runner in the night"
"Blinded by the light, Left off from a douche, another weekly runner in the night"
With apologies to Bears fans.....I know you still worship the '85 team, but come on! I can't believe no one went for the cheap one:
"I'm Samurai Scrote, I got a cold.
Hammered on Grey Goose, small yet bold,
I've been baggin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's douche and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll Tag you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to show my 5 days o' stubble"
"I'm Samurai Scrote, I got a cold.
Hammered on Grey Goose, small yet bold,
I've been baggin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's douche and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll Tag you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to show my 5 days o' stubble"
I won't kick any taints, but I gotta agree with pfah about Rush. And Neil Peart is one hell of a writer - check out his books if you want to feel "right there" while he's on his motorcycle or on some other quest.
And I'm The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42. My somewhat receding dirty blonde hair is only very slowly graying, though I have a face that, after shaving, looks and feels like a baby's butt - my "personal stylist," a real hott and fellow dog lover, says I could easily pass for 32. But she's married (ouch). I like babies and puppies, as I said, and all I want for the world is a piece for all! Errrrr, I mean "peace."
No, I mean "piece."
And I'm The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42. My somewhat receding dirty blonde hair is only very slowly graying, though I have a face that, after shaving, looks and feels like a baby's butt - my "personal stylist," a real hott and fellow dog lover, says I could easily pass for 32. But she's married (ouch). I like babies and puppies, as I said, and all I want for the world is a piece for all! Errrrr, I mean "peace."
No, I mean "piece."
Sleep?
Jann Wenner, publisher of Rolling Stone, hates Rush.
He fucken HATES 'em. Problem is, now that Ahmet Ergan's dead, Jann basically is Lord Emporer of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame now as well, and he has publically stated that Rush will never get in. Even though Rush has been eligible for years they've never eve been nominated. Yet last year back-benchers The Dave Clark Five, disbanded for decades, breezed right in.
Rush, meanwhile, 35 years into their career, had 2008's 7th-highest grossing tour.
I read that fact on Rolling Stone's back page.
Fuck J.W. and Rolling Stone
Jann Wenner, publisher of Rolling Stone, hates Rush.
He fucken HATES 'em. Problem is, now that Ahmet Ergan's dead, Jann basically is Lord Emporer of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame now as well, and he has publically stated that Rush will never get in. Even though Rush has been eligible for years they've never eve been nominated. Yet last year back-benchers The Dave Clark Five, disbanded for decades, breezed right in.
Rush, meanwhile, 35 years into their career, had 2008's 7th-highest grossing tour.
I read that fact on Rolling Stone's back page.
Fuck J.W. and Rolling Stone
Fuck the rock and roll hall of fame. What a total waste of space and time.
I'm not a real huge Sabbath fan, but FUCK look at the list of people who got in before them...
And the Rush situation is proof that the R&RHoF is horseshit.
I'm not a real huge Sabbath fan, but FUCK look at the list of people who got in before them...
And the Rush situation is proof that the R&RHoF is horseshit.
# posted by : 3:46 AM
: 3:46 AM
Is anybody making any more coments about Samurai Scrote here?
At least his tie-scarf matches the rest of his ensemble. Black, white, gray.
Including the 5-o'clock shadow.
At least his tie-scarf matches the rest of his ensemble. Black, white, gray.
Including the 5-o'clock shadow.
# posted by : 4:59 AM
: 4:59 AM
Jann Wenner is a douche. That nutsack thinks that because he started a magazine about rock, he IS rock. It's amazing how that magazine has survived his ego trips, but it's barely a shadow of what it once was, from a journalistic perspective. I blame Fung.
For Miss Anon 4:59 am: "Han, be careful; there's a tie fighter approaching!"
@ Pfah: No hangover for the 'Sock; crystal Meth doesn't leave a hangover. Ahhh, smokable energy crystals, what would I do without you...
@ Pfah: No hangover for the 'Sock; crystal Meth doesn't leave a hangover. Ahhh, smokable energy crystals, what would I do without you...
Jan S. Wenner is an oldbag douche; I blame Fung also. And Samurai Scrote. Who is so bad-ass he once prepared a pot of chili from nothing more than a pack of weenies and old Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets.
I heard they're working on the third "Men in Black" sequel. I guess this is proof the title will be "Gay Men in Black"
# posted by : 6:39 AM
: 6:39 AM
My ancestors have ruled Japan for 2,000 years. And for all that time we have slept. During my sleep I have dreamed. I dreamed of a unified Japan. Of a country strong and independent and modern... And now we are awake. We have railroads and cannons and Western clothing. But we cannot forget who we are. Or where we come from.
That is why i wear this tie on my head.
That is why i wear this tie on my head.
Samurai Scrote can cross a temple floor covered in dried lotus leaves without making a sound. In a Humvee. With a bad muffler.
Samurai Scrote fears no man. Samurai Scrote fears no woman. Samurai Scrote fears no stock market fallout. but what Samurai Scrote does fear is his receding hairline.
Samurai Scrote once hang-glided naked on a picante-dusted Dorito into Connie Chung's butthole while she was anchoring CBS Evening News.
He did the same to Dan Rather.
Cronkite got a pass.
He did the same to Dan Rather.
Cronkite got a pass.
"hang-glided naked on a picante-dusted Dorito"
ok. you win, Darksock. i have to clean my monitor from warm, expunged coffee. asshole.
ok. you win, Darksock. i have to clean my monitor from warm, expunged coffee. asshole.
Samurai Scrote uses kittens as urinals.
@ Pfah: "...filet a salmon with his penis"; heh heh. Fuck that fish fucking fucker.
@ Pfah: "...filet a salmon with his penis"; heh heh. Fuck that fish fucking fucker.
There, Miss Anon. You owe BCS, Pfah and DarkSock bigtime. They accept pesos. Which is Spanish for hand jobs.
# posted by : 7:08 AM
: 7:08 AM
samurai scrote went to a scrapbooking class and brought only pictures of holocaust victims and goatse
samurai scrote made sarah palin's baby retarded so she would finally stop breeding. "bitch it's a vagina, not a clown car!" he exclaimed as he hurled the extra chromosome into her womb
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Samurai Scrote lined 99 girls up against a wall,
swore he could fuck 'em all.
Fucked 97, balls turned blue,
backed off, jacked off,
and fucked the other 2!
- Adolf
p.s. Good morning!
Best fucking thread. You sick bastages really came alive after "us old fucks" went to bed.
(not together 'rhoid lick!)
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Samurai Scrote lined 99 girls up against a wall,
swore he could fuck 'em all.
Fucked 97, balls turned blue,
backed off, jacked off,
and fucked the other 2!
- Adolf
p.s. Good morning!
Best fucking thread. You sick bastages really came alive after "us old fucks" went to bed.
(not together 'rhoid lick!)
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Samurai Scrote liberated Mexico, ended the American Civil War, and built the Panama Canal, by himself!
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Samurai Scrote liberated Mexico, ended the American Civil War, and built the Panama Canal, by himself!
I think I saw a picture of this guy on the cover of a DVD entitled "Reservoir Douches." And by Reservoir, I mean the big chamber in his ass and mouth that stores the daily stagnate pools of semen.
# posted by : 8:26 AM
: 8:26 AM
samurai scrote is similiar to sarah palin in his political ideology because he is against abortion in cases of rape or incest. the difference is, he is ONLY against abortion in cases of rape or incest. all other babies should die.
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