Friday, October 31, 2008
The Scarecrow
Happy Hallowe....!!
Oh wait. This is real.
My Candy Corns feel tainted.
EDIT: Props to don't wheeze the douche! who figured out that The Scarecrow is actually HCwDB of the Month Winner The Metaphysical Hooligan.
Adding fuel to the fire with yet another pic of Carly Hott, TMH is making a strong case for, dare I say it... HCwDB of the Year?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:10 AM 
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My taint feels corn-holed!
She could make it all better. Come to Dourcheous, my massive mammary madam!
I know there are the fake boobie haters out there, but that's just fine by me. I like the big fake 'uns. Hers are especially big and especially fake. I'd treat her especially dirty.
She could make it all better. Come to Dourcheous, my massive mammary madam!
I know there are the fake boobie haters out there, but that's just fine by me. I like the big fake 'uns. Hers are especially big and especially fake. I'd treat her especially dirty.
It's as though he is turning his face into perfect position for me to deliver the forceful smack it so obviously deserves. The belt alone should put this douchebag in the running for weekly honors.
Chin pubes AND chin spike, sure to pleasure his cellmate's scrote.
Her orbs are an oasis in the desert of my dreams.
- Frodouche Baggins
Her orbs are an oasis in the desert of my dreams.
- Frodouche Baggins
# posted by 
: 10:38 AM
: 10:38 AM
Good thing they're fake and probably low on sensitivity, because that way she won't wake up screaming later when she passes out and somebody carves a funny face in one of them.
What, too dark?
What, too dark?
I know I’ve seen her before. And by ‘seen,’ I mean a jovially jerked my jalopy.
He reminds me of a jalopy that my neighbor kept parked in his driveway when I was a kid… I think it was an ’87 Plymouth Reliant with the radiator smashed clear up onto the dashboard. Real piece of shit, that thing.
He reminds me of a jalopy that my neighbor kept parked in his driveway when I was a kid… I think it was an ’87 Plymouth Reliant with the radiator smashed clear up onto the dashboard. Real piece of shit, that thing.
whoa.
he looks like what would happen is Peter Stormare tripped, and fell into a vat of Criss Angel.
she's a wonkey-eyed Hooters waitress. look at me when i am talking to you.
he looks like what would happen is Peter Stormare tripped, and fell into a vat of Criss Angel.
she's a wonkey-eyed Hooters waitress. look at me when i am talking to you.
Ah it's good to see that the hair metal rockers from the trash 80's are still popular.
Girls...always get a good plastic surgeon for your boob job so yours don't turn out lopsided like hers.
Girls...always get a good plastic surgeon for your boob job so yours don't turn out lopsided like hers.
Those puppies have already been carved. And by a particularly talented boob artist, for sure.
He's a giant turdsack. And I'm pretty sure he stole that bracelet from the widely admired costume jewelry collection of Helen Finklestein, of the Jupiter, Florida Finklesteins.
He's a giant turdsack. And I'm pretty sure he stole that bracelet from the widely admired costume jewelry collection of Helen Finklestein, of the Jupiter, Florida Finklesteins.
@ripwild
I like where you're going with that baconnise idea.
Also I love your avatar. It's very decent, I must say.
I like where you're going with that baconnise idea.
Also I love your avatar. It's very decent, I must say.
Moments after the photo was taken, Drake's chin piercing came loose and fell into his throat. As Vicky leaned over to help, her giganormous boobs smothered Drake, causing him to simultaneously swallow the piercing and suffocate.
Vicky wept one tear for her departed scrote and then began to hunt for Johnny Blaze.
Rest in Peace, Drake Scarecrow
Vicky wept one tear for her departed scrote and then began to hunt for Johnny Blaze.
Rest in Peace, Drake Scarecrow
He is extreme Grieco.
She is extreme Boobies.
I have an extreme headache staring at such a sight.
Nothing like the sight of silicone tits to inspire urp.
Whoop-ass can opened and ready.
She is extreme Boobies.
I have an extreme headache staring at such a sight.
Nothing like the sight of silicone tits to inspire urp.
Whoop-ass can opened and ready.
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
I join the ranks of those who say "DAMN YOU, CURSED BLOGGER FOR NOT HAVING THE TRASHCAN ANYMORE".
I type like a retarded rhesus monkey, hit "preview" and go back and fix. Then when I miss the errors, I hit the trashcan and start all over again.
I type like a retarded rhesus monkey, hit "preview" and go back and fix. Then when I miss the errors, I hit the trashcan and start all over again.
I would gladly let those two planets orbit me.
I would gladly smash his scrotum like melon with with the brass mallet of justice.
I would gladly smash his scrotum like melon with with the brass mallet of justice.
# posted by : 11:06 AM
: 11:06 AM
@doucheous
Thanks
Ed Grimley was douche when douche was cool.
Ed Grimley used product in his hair long before these haterz!
Ed Grimley would never wear a white belt or bracelets
Thanks
Ed Grimley was douche when douche was cool.
Ed Grimley used product in his hair long before these haterz!
Ed Grimley would never wear a white belt or bracelets
Halloweendouche is dressed for the part. His Pumpkin Pie looks good enough to eat.
# posted by : 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
ciao Baron Von Goolo!
best of all to you on this Halloween. make sure you give us links to pictures please.
glad you found my observation funny. i was chucking to myself about it.
best of all to you on this Halloween. make sure you give us links to pictures please.
glad you found my observation funny. i was chucking to myself about it.
My god that guy ROCKS! It says so on his belt. And by his hand gesture. Also by his 'Skulldana of Rockage' and Lyger sideburns of death.
According to the Malleus Maleficarum, if the subjects giant orange pumpkin melons float, she must be...A WITCH! And therefore I must use my own patented hand gesture in the washroom here...pardon me folks...
According to the Malleus Maleficarum, if the subjects giant orange pumpkin melons float, she must be...A WITCH! And therefore I must use my own patented hand gesture in the washroom here...pardon me folks...
Yes, thank you pfah.
Grimley. That should be a new noun for men putting gel in their hair.
"The Scarecrow did a Grimley on his hair"
Grimley. That should be a new noun for men putting gel in their hair.
"The Scarecrow did a Grimley on his hair"
Yay! The Baron is back. Hopefully with fully lined pockets of cash from his venture.
I want this gal around if the ship starts sinking.
I want this shit stool tied to the anchor.
I want this gal around if the ship starts sinking.
I want this shit stool tied to the anchor.
he's an infection, she's infected. Like to see those boobs anyways.
BTW -- observation, ASvB is German, moved to Argentina. Just wondering if the Israelies got him?
Think about it,
Zoe Doucheschlitz
BTW -- observation, ASvB is German, moved to Argentina. Just wondering if the Israelies got him?
Think about it,
Zoe Doucheschlitz
# posted by : 12:03 PM
: 12:03 PM
Can it be? Did the Metaphysical Hooligan dye his fucking hair? His arm pose is the same, the finger ring is the same, the chin bling is the same, the ant trail off the ear is the same.....
.....and sweet, lovely Carly, the Italian Ice Hott.....went and paid for some bigger boobies.
.....and sweet, lovely Carly, the Italian Ice Hott.....went and paid for some bigger boobies.
Yeah, I think the Hooligan is trying to better his odds for the year-end Douchies.
Wow, she certainly did not need to alter her boobies like that. She is so cute.....
Wow, she certainly did not need to alter her boobies like that. She is so cute.....
Don't wheeze the douche! Nice work, good 'bag hunter. You are spot on in your uncovering this mystery. Speaking of uncovering, Carly need to uncover those puppies so as I can see 'em.
Thanks guys. As before, it was all about recognizing Carly Hott. Maybe I'm destined to rescue her from Hooligan's asshattery.....or perhaps because Hooligan, in his first appearance, disturbingly resembled a friend of mine. Thankfully, he looks less and less like that friend with each appearance.
@doucheous scrotimus, 10:55 AM: Yes. -Like the intro to 2001, A Space Odyssey.
+oh, and -Clavicle Boobies!!!
She should get them redone so she can have Chin Boobies, next.
++I agree the end of this weeks is so chockablock with boob planetoids, I feel like a 4th grader in a roomful of inflatable swiss exercise balls.
-that have just been sat on by sweaty Italian Princess aerobics instructors.
+oh, and -Clavicle Boobies!!!
She should get them redone so she can have Chin Boobies, next.
++I agree the end of this weeks is so chockablock with boob planetoids, I feel like a 4th grader in a roomful of inflatable swiss exercise balls.
-that have just been sat on by sweaty Italian Princess aerobics instructors.
Is he drinking Smart water? Seriously dude, that's not going to help.
Her rubber titties are basketballtackular! I'd dribble on them all night.
Her rubber titties are basketballtackular! I'd dribble on them all night.
# posted by : 12:35 PM
: 12:35 PM
It kinda looks like metaphysical hooligan. I could easily be wrong... it's been that kinda day.
But the boobies are making things look up... by look I mean rise.
But the boobies are making things look up... by look I mean rise.
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
Smartwater!? Bwaaahaahaahahahaha! Oh that is some bad product placement. Smartwater's brand manager must be having a fit... unless that is Smartwater's brand manager.
# posted by : 3:21 PM
: 3:21 PM
It's definitely the hooligan. You can tell by the downcurved nose, the exactly identical chin spike placement and the super douchetastic sideburnscaping.
The dead eyes help too.
With that said, she shouldn't have gotten work done on those nice titties she used to have and he is still 100% poo with faggy jewelry stuck in it.
My soul cries for the natural breasts that died to make this picture happen.
The dead eyes help too.
With that said, she shouldn't have gotten work done on those nice titties she used to have and he is still 100% poo with faggy jewelry stuck in it.
My soul cries for the natural breasts that died to make this picture happen.
# posted by : 4:32 PM
: 4:32 PM 
Again! It's another douchebag, reaching 40 and wearing a Mandana to cover his bald spots to look younger! But hey at least he Rocks! Well that's what his shinney belt reads.
# posted by : 5:50 PM
: 5:50 PM
agreed with anon 4.32 - she had a perfectly nice rack before. Getting them pumped up like this is a waste and unattractive.
Is there a level of douche where those above even the überscrote reside? Because if there is, then this choadmeister general belongs there. When I looked, really looked, at this photo I felt my dinner threaten to come back up. Argh.
Medusa's Fun Facts:
Did you know...When you place flashlights up against a fake boobie, it does indeed glow like a jack-o-lantern?
Here's hoping Scarecrow doesn't get any ideas later about sticking candles up her ass! [rimshot]
Also...@ripwild....your avatar has had me thinking a bit.
I'm just sayin'.
Did you know...When you place flashlights up against a fake boobie, it does indeed glow like a jack-o-lantern?
Here's hoping Scarecrow doesn't get any ideas later about sticking candles up her ass! [rimshot]
Also...@ripwild....your avatar has had me thinking a bit.
I'm just sayin'.
Someone mentioned "pumpkin pie"? If that's along the lines of "chili dog," fuck it, I'd be down.
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