Friday, October 03, 2008
The Sun God
So we've finally found the inspiration for Niki de Saint Phalle's Sun God statue on the U.C. San Diego campus.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:27 AM 
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He killed a blowfish and stuck it on his head? Or he idolizes Guy Fieri.....no future for that assclown.
that guy for some reason makes me think of the peanut butter solution. and two peanut butter cookies to anyone who can tell me the plot of that movie WITHOUT going to IMDB.
The porn store I worked in on the northside of chicago back in aught one had a copy of that movie for rent for some reason.
That tub o'turd in the middle annoys me, mostly because his black t-shirt ruins the sweet silhouette of ashley's lovely bazooms.
The porn store I worked in on the northside of chicago back in aught one had a copy of that movie for rent for some reason.
That tub o'turd in the middle annoys me, mostly because his black t-shirt ruins the sweet silhouette of ashley's lovely bazooms.
# posted by 
: 10:35 AM
: 10:35 AM
only thing that comes to mind when i look at this photo is "pralines and dick"
# posted by : 10:38 AM
: 10:38 AM
Well, if "bRa" doesn't work for having been taken and all, maybe we can call this dork "DragonBallZac".
Better?
Better?
Aspiring DOuchebags should have to take at least two entry level graphic design courses. The amount of color clashing this guy has commited it literally sinful.
Army of Douche-ness
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 10:45 AM
: 10:45 AM
That girl is from my hometown, Memphis, TN. She runs a porn site out of her home, no shit. She's made regional news for shooting scenes in a playground at a public park here in town. www.foxyjacky.com.
That's her toolbag boyfriend... he's in a band, though, so it's cool.
That's her toolbag boyfriend... he's in a band, though, so it's cool.
# posted by : 10:50 AM
: 10:50 AM
OMFG... a chinchilla is attacking this poor mans head!
all this after he apparently fisted Fish Slap (fuck him) up to his elbow
all this after he apparently fisted Fish Slap (fuck him) up to his elbow
Only an astronomer should have that many stars tattood on their arm.
This douche is no astronomer.
This douche is no astronomer.
# posted by : 11:12 AM
: 11:12 AM
@ned's -
This could be a "Caption This Pic" with the caveat of having to name the "bRa-nstellation" on his arm.....
Urea Major (apologies to Mr. White)
This could be a "Caption This Pic" with the caveat of having to name the "bRa-nstellation" on his arm.....
Urea Major (apologies to Mr. White)
@ anon 10:50
As a Yank who spent some time down South, including Nashville and Memphis, I had a real hard time accepting the Southern punk. just seemed paradoxical, despite the rumblings of southerners being "rebels"
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As a Yank who spent some time down South, including Nashville and Memphis, I had a real hard time accepting the Southern punk. just seemed paradoxical, despite the rumblings of southerners being "rebels"
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# posted by : 11:24 AM
: 11:24 AM
This is what you'd get if Animal from the Muppets was blonde, human, and douchey.
# posted by : 11:26 AM
: 11:26 AM
When your declarations of being an "outsider" or "non-conformist" or "bastion of the counterculture" (or whatever this piece of waste thinks he is) is so obviously staged and exoteric, you KNOW that he's really just that; a fucking poseur
as a matter of fact, he looks like most of his fellow rockbags... not unique in the least - just another form of the mainstream. Controlled, mainstream "counterculture".
go back to hot topic, you dime-a-dozen pussbag
as a matter of fact, he looks like most of his fellow rockbags... not unique in the least - just another form of the mainstream. Controlled, mainstream "counterculture".
go back to hot topic, you dime-a-dozen pussbag
# posted by : 11:29 AM
: 11:29 AM
i wish the fat guy in the middle would body slam this scrotewank onto those pointed spear-like iron bars behind them.
School girl hott is yummy.
School girl hott is yummy.
@Don’t Wheeze
Again, good call on Caption This:
Geraldine neglected to inform Wally that she inadvertently turned up the pressure on his milk colonic resulting in a cranial blast of cow lactate and fecal particulate.
Again, good call on Caption This:
Geraldine neglected to inform Wally that she inadvertently turned up the pressure on his milk colonic resulting in a cranial blast of cow lactate and fecal particulate.
What a amazing douche he has no idea....I cant even finish the sentence thats F#$%n amazing that hot is so luciouse sexy school girl wow, why is that fat bag of turds keeping her from her destiny he's a hater anyway you ink him out of the photo..That douches blank stare is peering into my heart..I wonder what constalation his tatts make. He could be the 5th Element
# posted by : 1:06 PM
: 1:06 PM
anon 10:50:
really? i've never seen these abominations polluting our fair city before. If i ever find sungodbag on the street, i'll make sure to gouge out his eyes with cozy corner rib tips and dump in the mississippi
army of doucheness: we also have our share of southern hipsterbags-even worse than the southern punk
really? i've never seen these abominations polluting our fair city before. If i ever find sungodbag on the street, i'll make sure to gouge out his eyes with cozy corner rib tips and dump in the mississippi
army of doucheness: we also have our share of southern hipsterbags-even worse than the southern punk
douchelexic - is that the movie where the kid's hair grows and they make it into paint brushes? Sometimes parts of that movie sneak into strange dreams.
Bag on the right's scrub is only good for a grill brush. Or that lil' Christmas tree end on the bottom of the toothbrush they give you when you've got braces. Wait - no part of him should ever be put in the mouth. No. Part. Ever. (You got me, Sunny Bernadette?)
Bag on the right's scrub is only good for a grill brush. Or that lil' Christmas tree end on the bottom of the toothbrush they give you when you've got braces. Wait - no part of him should ever be put in the mouth. No. Part. Ever. (You got me, Sunny Bernadette?)
# posted by : 3:11 PM
: 3:11 PM
I know that some people get tatts to show how many people they killed or how many years in prison. Maybe this guy is displaying how many times he's been pounded from behind.
Hott is just that - hot.
At least they both got to meet the love child of Billy Joel and Horatio Sanz.
Hott is just that - hot.
At least they both got to meet the love child of Billy Joel and Horatio Sanz.
# posted by : 3:44 PM
: 3:44 PM
A hedgehog douche with eyeliner and "Starry, Starry Night" literally tatted on his forearm?
In a plain white shirt?
Come again???
In a plain white shirt?
Come again???
# posted by : 5:45 PM
: 5:45 PM
She's bitchin', he's porkin' and the scrote's statically electrifyin'.
Who rubbed a carpet, baby!!!
Who rubbed a carpet, baby!!!
# posted by : 5:53 PM
: 5:53 PM
The rockerdouche look is edgy and unique, just like every other rockerdouche.
Great job expressing your mass-marketed individuality, scrote.
I nominate for the weekly.
Great job expressing your mass-marketed individuality, scrote.
I nominate for the weekly.
Why are plaid skirts better than other skirts of the same size?
Whatever the reason hott better run before Aztec douche decides to sacrifice her to Tezcatlipoca. For blessing him with such powers of scrotery.
Whatever the reason hott better run before Aztec douche decides to sacrifice her to Tezcatlipoca. For blessing him with such powers of scrotery.
@bcs 11:58...
"...but Billy Joel looks like shit."
Laughed out loud. Thanks.
What the fuck is up with the star tats? Has to be the stupidest trend in douchebaggery to date.
"...but Billy Joel looks like shit."
Laughed out loud. Thanks.
What the fuck is up with the star tats? Has to be the stupidest trend in douchebaggery to date.
# posted by : 5:05 AM
: 5:05 AM
I always wondered what Dragonball Z hair would look like on a real human being. No, wait, my mistake... I've NEVER wondered that.
His hair looks like that wig that Tim Conway used to wear when he was playing an old man on the Carol Burnett Show.
http://www.meanoldcoot.com/assets/images/db_images/db_CONWAYThe-Old-Man1.jpg
http://www.meanoldcoot.com/assets/images/db_images/db_CONWAYThe-Old-Man1.jpg
Well, it's not every suburban couple that takes the time to pose with pictures of their cable installer, so there's THAT...
@anon 10:50-
I looked at that webpage and she's blowing the guy with the fuckin' star tats.
There is no God. I hope she's 18 or I'm fucked.
I looked at that webpage and she's blowing the guy with the fuckin' star tats.
There is no God. I hope she's 18 or I'm fucked.
# posted by : 8:44 AM
: 8:44 AM
She's a porn chick named Foxy Jacky, he's her dink prop.
I'm so upset none of you knew this. :(
http://www.yourdailygirls.com/directory/thumbs/Foxy_Jacky/1/
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I'm so upset none of you knew this. :(
http://www.yourdailygirls.com/directory/thumbs/Foxy_Jacky/1/
# posted by : 9:09 AM
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