He and Hate Assberry have the same hickey.
 

indeed, rockstars advocating for their own canker-sore choadery is a perpetual shocker hand gesture to the world
 

His breath smelled of eldeberry and whale farts. She showed her displeasure by puking in his mouth.

If her tongue remains stuck out like that, my balls will have a place to rest.
 

lol. kabuki.
 

Great, another tatoo dickey. I have the same reaction as the hott everytime a new pic is posted.
 

this chick's tits could be huge. we need to see more of her
 

This morning while driving into the office with thoughts of Thanksgiving on my mind - something struck; Do Douches act douchey when with their families? Do you thing Fung is full Fung tomorrow as he sits down to enjoy his mothers bounty? Another thought - do you think Fung's mother uses his skin color to judge if her Turkey properly browned?

Anyway - I'm rambling...

-asshat
 

If I may..... in cases where an actual talent is involved there is no excuses and the celeb is subject to all verbal abuses.

When there is not talent involved and the “achievements” are based upon a society that recognizes/appreciates douchosity both the celeb and those that see him/her as a celeb are to be euthanized for the purpose of saving our species. With this being said, I am sad to say I believe it is too late and we are doomed.
 

This picture looks like Paula Jones reacting to Bill Clinton's bent penis.
 

This picture looks like the female version of me reacting to darkscock's mom's hairy nipples.
 

Playing the electric triangle in band composed of Junior College flunkies does not a rock star make.
 

Electric Triangle...

... Plinky, I love you man!
 

@asshat

I find that in most cases Douches' parents are in largely responsible for their offsprings' doucheiness. And in Fung's case his parents are directly responsible for, at the very least, his orangey hue.
 

@ Crucial Head

Thanks brah. I usually don't laugh at my own jokes - because they're juevenile and stupid - but that one was good.
 

I think the performative douchosity in service of spectacle standard makes sense but should be very narrowly construed when applied to rock stars. Buckcherry is, of course, the most obvious example of why so many rockstars deserve to have "jerkoff douchetard" tattooed on their foreheads. You don't have to look, act, or dress like a douche to rock faces off. Nirvana remained un-douchey even when they were more famous, popular, and awesome than God. By contrast, most fwippy-haired, coal-eyed, skinny tie wearing dildos on rock radio and MTV today suck goat taint and remain complete douchebags. But then there are douchy rockstars who's music can be decent. Scott Weiland was always kind of a douche, but Purple was a great album. So, point is, douchedom and rock ability are certainly not related and so douchey rockstars deserve the same treatment that other fuckface scroates get on this site. Exceptions, of course, count for rockstars who's whole schtick is based completely on spectacle rather than music, like Kiss, Alice Cooper, GWAR, etc.
 

DB1, somehow I ask a question and within a day I have my answer.
yesterday, (or maybe it was Monday. when you're drunk all the time they tend to run together) we had a discussion of the dude from crazytown, and everyone was talking about what a douche he was. I asked if he COULD be a douche, as he was a rockstar.
today that question is answered. the dude from crazytown is in fact a douche.
 

I say no leniency. A douche is a douche is a douche.
 

@asshat

i think the majority of douchebags probably douche it down when at the thanksgiving dinner table. except in jersey.

"HEY! GIMME DA FUCKIN PEPPAZ! OVA HERE! BOBBY, GIVE YA UNCLE THE GOTDAMN GRAVY ALREADY FOR CHRISTSAKES! STUGOTS, THE FUCKIN STUFFIN' GRANDMA! IT'S LIKE HEAVEN IN MY MOUTH OVA HERE! MA, WE AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN CRANBERRIES? MA, WHAT THE FUCK MA? POPS, YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? VINNY GIMME A GODDAMN ROLL! AND I AIN'T TALKIN BOUT THE ONES ON YA BELLY! OH!"
 

. . . he's so tough, he craps cactus
 

somebody's gwumpy! awwwww
 

Perfect example as to why rock stars do NOT deserve any type of pass.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/11/26/2008-11-26_fallout_boy_pete_wentz_explains_son_bron.html

Every REAL rock star should show up at their house and beat the shit out of this jerkoff.

I think I'm going to figure out a way to reanimate Hendrix, Morrison and Cobain just so they can do it. Real rock stars die in puddles of shit and vomit under the age of 30. They don't bond over Jungle Book. What a complete fairy.
 

Does he have a blue, scaly flipper instead of a hand?

Bleeths, learn a lesson here: You're much hotter when you smile sweetly, instead of making your trademark bukkake-prep face.
 

what is he drinking?
 

The Rockstar Lenience Rule should be directly proportional to the contributions to music and therefore society as a whole, and even then, with a certain threshold. So therefore, if you're responsible for, say, Ziggy Stardust you get a certain amount of indulgence.

However, if you happen to be a member of Hinder, you should get kicked repeatedly in the neck until you're no longer capable of speech.

But who the hell cares what I think?
 

BCS: Awesome! I could actually see the family as I read.

The expression on this hott's face is exactly the way I feel: Blaaaah!!
 

@bcs

That's beautiful. The only part you left out was when the mom screams "WATCH YOUR DAMN LANGUAGE!" after every swear.
 

@ mr. white-
It's actually:
"Watch ya damn language at the friggin dinnah table fer chrissakes! if yer dear sainted granmothah, rest huah soul,was heah she'd knock tha taste right outta ya mouth!"
 

For all those wondering, "crunk" means a few things either crazy and drunk, or smoking chronic and getting drunk. It is also a type of rap music, think the kind of stuff Lil' John does. WWWWHHHAAATTT?!? And somehow I just can't see this guy getting hooked up with teh chron sooo no.
 

the problem with DBzero's leniency rule is with the ''having made a hit album in the last 5 years'' or whatever.. as in achieving mainstream ie mediocrity somehow grants them exemption, er 'leniency'..
 

@bcs

Ah... great point...

I weep for America's future.

-asshat
 

@ Mike:

Or any member of H.I.M. or AFI.


I would thoroughly enjoy seeing any of the following rockers kick the shit out of all of those responsible for the influx of sniveling emo codswallop that we see illustrated by the choad in this pic:

Slash
Kirk Hammet
Lemmy
Mike Ness
Greg Graffin

Seriously. Can you just imagine the look on this puling little scrote's face when he sees Lemmy's scary ass coming for him??
 

I have come to the conclusion, that not only should we not cut celebs slack, we should probably judge them more harshly. I say this because, they cannot use the Charles Barkley defense of saying that they are not roll models, for they are.

Countless impressionably youths run to the mall seeking the latest creations from Ed Hardy, Armani and whatever other douchescrote brands that are out there. Why do they do this? Because these styles look good? Nay! Because some uber scrotum pole rockstar, athlete or preformer wears that fucking shit. If it weren't for the hyper scrote celeb stupid fucktard douchescrotes wouldn't have them as piss poor role models.

Fuck Criss Angel, dude should be castrated in order to prevent the spread of his genetic scrotatude. In essence, they are the root of which is scrotastic.
 

For the record Kurt Cobain was a whining little douche.

Wahhhhh nobody gets my music, im so depressed. Wahhhh.
 

I will say, for the record, that buck cherry is not a rock group nor are they rock stars...they are douche bags that want to be rock stars..their music is just terrible and they should all be slapped...all these tatted up "hardcore" musicians who make shitty music deserve no leniency or exemption.
 

Aaahh, Christ. Another Cobain-basher.
Forgive me for lumping you into every Nickelback-screaming hillbilly that's made that exact same statement: but you leave me no choice.
And on that note...a resounding "You Suck," is in order.

And fuck Green Day, by the way.
 

This clown's hand tattoo...I just can't get over how these morons are doing that to themselves, not to mention the neck tat. He better hope he makes enough cash as a "crunk" rockstar, because he sure as shit won't be able to get a real job after his short lived career except maybe flipping burgers or as a professional fluffer for gay porn.
 

@McFearless

I totally agree. Buck Cherry is definitely not "hardcore". Now, Subzero, Agnostic Front, Sick of it All, and Madball...that's some fuckin' kick your teeth in shit right there...
 

Pete Wentz is definitely a douche and he gets extra douche-cred for naming his son BRONX MOWGLI.

Fucking dumb-ass name. I'm naming my next kid: Queens Jasmine, in keeping with the NY-boroughs & Disney character scheme.

At Fung's Thanksgiving table, I'm guessing there's also alot of "WHATTARE YA? RETAH-DED?"

Love you guys-have a nice holiday! :)
 

Crunk means drunk and high (trust me, I'm a former high school teacher, my students used to use this word all the time...)

The most-douchiest band of all time? Creed. Scott Stapp needs to be hit with a bagful of hammers repeatedly until he becomes comatose.
 

Looks kind of like a trust fund wanna be rocker douche. He gets tats on his hand and neck because he doesn't have or need a job. And is that a fucking red wine bottle or some obscure micro brew raspberry scrote flavored ale. Shit, a fuckin dopesick Robert Smith could beat the shit out of this stinky buttplug.
 

Crunk? That's the sound it made when I pulled this dingleberry's front teeth out with a clawhammer.

@ Heather...as for your excellent list of musicians you'd like to see sicced on this guy, excellent choices, fair lady. I would like to add a few, if I may do so, humbly....GG Allin and El Duce. Yes, I am aware they are both dead. But their rotten corpses would throw down a thousand times harder than this lilly-cake could in top form.

As for Bleethy bat-tongue, she's awaiting the swab of rectal sampling so she can keep it warm and preserved on the way to the lab.


Jeebus. Strong coffee tonight.
 

Too bad that the borough needs an article in front of it. It is The Bronx. As a resident of said borough, I would bet that neither of this celeb couple has been there save for Yankee stadium. That dude Wentz would get his ass raped by a lesbian with a strap on in the projects.


That said, I agree with the anti Cobain comments. What an overated whiny ass bitch white boy. Shit man, nothing worse than cry baby men. The only good thing he did was kill himself. Too bad it led to his idolization, much like other dead "stars"(Biggie, Tupac, Joplin etc.)
 

@bcs, 9:27am: Well done.
 

+
@heather: or Sid Vicious or Johnny Rotten.

however, both of them being such insane assholes would never do it and instead flip us off.

@suzy: I agree. Scott Stapp + low-yield tactical nuke FTW.

What's with the girl in the photo? I haven't seen a face like that since little Carmacita smelled poo.
 

Dear Mr. Von Douche--

I'm really old and you're not and I'm a woman and you're not so I believe this gives me a certain edge in the arena of opinion with regard to rockstar doucheosity. You no doubt correctly presumed halfway through my opening statement that herein lurks a prodigious BUT(T)--an exception I take to a statement you make in your response to BM.

Before I butt--please understand that despite my dead certainty the years difference betweem us places me at least with "yo mama" and perhaps closer to "yo gramma"--in general I humbly bow to your superior ability to discern the douche. I hasten to add that my concession holds much, coming as it does from a former hot chick who spent her sweet mid and late-teen years navigating the AGE OF DISCO dungheap social scene without once stepping in it, her prime twenties contemplating the rock-induced hair phenom that was the mullet/hair rock band. I KNOW the douche and admit that for one so young in years you are the douchemaster. Aaaannnnnd . . . here comes the but(t)

"For example, Gene Simmons of KISS often acts douchey. But that's part of his shtick."

In this instance I'm afraid your statement is not simply erroneous, it is egregiously so. I am willing to concede that early in his career Mr. Simmons' douchebaggery onstage and off might have been, arguably, the result of careful market strategy targeted to the once and future douchebags of America--with resounding success. Again, BUT(t), I believe Simmons' years of existence under heavy, chemical laden stage makeup mixed with equal parts obscene wealth and young, stupid groupies quickly morphed him into if not the high king of uber douchebaggery, like, fer sure he was, nay is, the "dook of douche." I offer as support Exhibit A, Simmon's now classic NPR interview with Terry Gross of "Fresh Air."

http://erim.net/misc/GeneSimmons_TerryGross.mp3.

OR transcript:

http://www.rof.net/wp/carriep/TERRYGRO.HTM

If and interview with Terry Gross, fer cripes sake, brings on a display of douchness so awkward, so obviously endemic/systemic, yer quite simply a bag o' the douche.

Yes, I know GS has been with Shannon Tweed, playmate of some decade, unmarried for years, fathered two kids, blah, blah, blah see it all on his reality show (further proof of douche).

You just don't need to dig deep beyond the above to find he's "once, twice, three times a dbag," or better yet if I may be allowed to further rip off and abuse an artistic phrase he is a "once an future" douchebag.

As a woman, and an old, read "experienced" woman, I maintain there are very few names in the annals (haaa)of entertainment who qualify for the "leniency" of your rule. In fact, the rock star I believe is a category of douche bag unto itself, elevated above the ordinary guy-next-douche that you currently feature on your website.

Other than this one exception, I have no issue to take up with you on this, your manifesto. Quite the opposite. You could be the son I never had but if I did it would be an honor. You may live in a dark basement somewhere that you never leave and have permanent monitor burns on your corneas from living in front of your computer, that would be beside the point--since I've just described 98% of authors' lives. I bought your book for my husband's as a Christmas gift. He'll love it.

Keep on douchin'.
 

@ Medusa -

Oh yes - either GG or El Duce would have served nicely. Also excellent choices, eloquent lady!

Hell, for that matter, either you or I could take out this scrote... and probably not even get winded. Now THAT'S fun!
 

i think, in the end, this pic does itself justice.

times like this i'm glad there's... okay maybe rock is filled with douchebags everywhere.
 

Really like this guy's pose here, he looks just like PRINCE. Minus the latte-toned skin.
 

Her expression just about speaks for everybody here
 

What @ anon 4.10 said.

I agree completely.

rock "stars" are a breed of douche unto themselves. They deserve NO leniency.
 

Also: @anon 4.10 -

it is nice to see a female here that is of similar age to myself. Please continue haranguing the dbags presented here. We need voices other than 20-nothing males who tend to post stuff like "He sucks and I wanna suck her BOOBIES!!!" and crap like that.

Something age provides is perspective. kind regards,

TT
 

Thats SuperNik from the ban burn the fields ...he's also a well known rock dj that spins and mixes on the east coast. He's legit.
 

anon 8.50 wrote:

Thats SuperNik from the ban burn the fields ...he's also a well known rock dj that spins and mixes on the east coast. He's legit.

Yeah. He's legit alright. A legitimate DOUCHEBAG. wouldn't want one of those counterfeit douchebags. They suck.
 

the father who stumbles upon this pic inadvertently to find his daughter mucking it up with uberscrote emo wank, feels his heart skip a beat for a minute, and is reminded that there is nothing to be grateful for in this world.
 

@ Troy-

But he DOES suck. And I DO want to suck her boobies
 

AhHaHaHaHa... I went to high school with this guy, and have watched him metamorphosize over the years into whatever he thinks is cool at any given time. Believe me, he deserves to be on HotChickswithDouchebags...unfortunately, he's just the type of douche that will write in to have his pic removed if he finds out it's on here...
 

He is probably a rockstar in his own mind only. Girl looks super hot but a bit scary. High on coke, she'll glass you if you say no.
 

Hahahaha I just saw this dudes band play with Avenged Sevenfold not too long ago I have no idea why you all keep saying he's in crunk band they were as metal as it gets. Funny thing is I saw that chick in the pic yelling at him when he got off stage. Then I saw him out front after the show in his Range Rover parked in a handicapped spot making out with some other chick that had more tattoos then him. Seems like more of a scumbag than a douchebag