I'Z GETZ QUALITY ASS.
 

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Please pray for me. I had a check up today and I tested positive for SEXY. Im allergic to HATERS, My blood type is ROCKSTAR & the doctor said "THIS IS WHY IM HOT" IF U SCOPING MY PAGE, REQUEST ME, TOP FRIEND ME, AND ENJOY" NO GAY REQUESTS I LOVE STRICTLY WOMEN"
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TRANSLATION:
Please pray for me. I had a check up today and I tested positive for a CURABLE STD. I am allergic to HERPES, my blood type is DOUCHEBAG and the attending physician said, "THE REASON YOU'RE HOT, IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN INFECTION THAT IS CAUSING YOU TO RUN A HIGH TEMPERATURE." If you are paroosing the well known website, MySpace; be sure to adjust my standing on your "friends" list. No homosexual requests please. I only enjoy the occasional company of women.
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i expected to see 'HoS legend' rather than 'HCwDB legend', perhaps Leon's entire body of work now warrants a vote?
 

Alas, there can be no HoS for Leon. The requested take-downs present the problem of a lack of a displayable body of work. I hate you Leon. I hate you and your stupid facial hair.
 

I don't have much this fine Monday morning, so I shall send BL my best:

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

No, not to your face, just know that every nottadouche around you is thinking that.

Every.

Single.

One.
 

B.L. gives Jesus vaginal itch. And teh Jesus gots no cooter.
 

he has on 5 times as much lip gloss as her.
 

I'm sorry but this guy looks like a fucking faggot.
 

Mocha hott is sad.

-'cause she knows B.L. will smack a bitch.
 

"Yeah baby, cuddle up to Leon's bad self."

- Leon

He looks a little chubby, I guess he's not working out much these days.
 

So pretty it hurts...her. Seriously he's abusive, and he primps a lot.
 

He's the craptacular sugarbear of scrotaginess, with a little mandana gang cred. Mocha love you long time daddybag...
 

Any employers out there have a job for Leon?
 

Why is his face so shiny? Is it sweat or is he "glistening"?

Also, his eyebrows frighten me, yo.
 

They have the same lips!!!! fag
 

Maybe she smells the poo on him. Oh that's a side burn?
 

B.L. is a prime ingredient in grease cake.
 

B.L. sings the forgotten Puccini aria: Song of the Dancing Poo.
 

B.L. picks his nose and wipes it on his honey's bleethy back.
 

B.L. eats liverwurst off his own knob.
 

B.L. boils his beef in Ax spray cologne.
 

B.L. keeps a firm grip on his choad at all times.
 

"NO GAY REQUESTS I LOVE STRICTLY WOMEN"


LOL that's the best part, he spends 6 hours a day trimming his beard, greasing down his lips, working out, and shopping for fly threads and he is shocked! when gay dudes think he's one of them.
 

@ Troy Tempest
You go Tempy!


@ Douchie-Wan Kenobi
I was surprised when I found out HE DID NOT LIKE GUYS.
 

B.L. lives the life of Ryan - IN HIS PANTS.
 

B.L. farts like a sailor - "queeef".
 

B.L. has aphasia on even numbered Tuesdays. He blames it on his pussy. His pussy is named "Dave".
 

B.L. bathes in dandruff.
 

B.L. makes Gloria Steinem look like Vlad the Impaler's sister, Ronda.
 

B.L. throttles his choad with warm leatherette.
 

warm. leatherette.
 

A bug has crawled up B.L.'s butt and died. B.L. doesn't mind - he thinks it's a piece of corn stuck in his crack.
 

Kinda like a bad rash that just wont go away!
 

BL is sweating so bad beause he didnt start growing his facial hair until the flash went off on the camera.
 

BL is so consumed with himself that he doesnt know that there is a woman there with him. He thinks she is his own ego.
 

BL isn't sweating, he's beaming at the unusual attraction that he has finally found in his long lost fraternal twin.
 

BL wears a mandana to hide the scar from his Guatamalan sex-change operation.
 

"The fog is getting thicker!"

"And LLLLLEEEEEEONNNNN is getting larger!"
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At Sheetz stations in New Mexico you get a free "Indian Dreams" t-shirt with the purchase of a 20-oz. coffee and a 3 day old donut. Leon's got himself 4 of those bad boys.
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Leon's a fricking sorcerer with his electric shaver.
His elective in high school was shaving.
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You like how Leon trims his face?
You should see his pubic hair!
 

BL isn't getting fatter, his deluded sense of self-confidence is overcompensating for his lack of inner self by materializing itself in his outer form.
 

BL is squinting his eyes because when he opens them all the way everyone can see the light filtering through his ears.
 

BL's hott only has her arm around him to make the pose look more natural. In all actuality she is stuck to the thick glaze of bukkake that covers his face.
 

Brutha 'bag Leon sumo wrestles with darksock's mom.
 

Bra! ‘Bag Leon. I miss your Morphosis and Steven Holl inspired architectural facial hair. Looks like the economy has limited the number of blades you have access to for facial sculpting. Bummer.

However, this recessing economy, evidently, hasn’t rendered you short of the vast amounts of Vaseline necessary for your facial labia.

Dude, just be careful you don’t maintain that pucker whilst in the vicinity of any semi-gloss walls ‘up in dat club.’ With a quick Sschhleeeewwwpp, you may soon resemble a lamprey fellating the Great Wall of China.

Peace out yo!
 

Well, gee whiz, DB1, at least correct your spelling on the most important part, the TITLE of the PHOTO (missing an "a" in Brothabg)

altho i am no perfict speler myself, u can do beter than me.
 

Is that his trapezoid or does he have a hump on his back?
 

Hi, Plinky, I haven't been back to do italics and all that yet, but right now, I think I'll stay away. I am not feeling well. I just got the bad news a young family member has cancer, and surgery is this week, and she has a family, and my mind is elsewhere.
I don't feel like mocking too much.
 

BL glosses and manscapes to direct that all cocks head to his mouth, because on that he can have no confusion.
 

@whoop-di-douche

Damn, that's some heavy news. Godspeed to you and yours.
Seriously.

I hope the goons here can make you laugh, take your mind off stuff (somewhat). I've seen crucial head in the area. He's funny.

douchey decimal's got some skillzz too. I haven't really seen who else is here 'cuz I've been ragging on Samurai Scrote.

Remember you got family here. We baghunters look out for each other.
Or rip on one another. Or talk about each others' moms or ...
 

Yeah, I hear they like to rip your mom, Plinkster!

I've been baghunting here for several months now, started in about the time you began your fabled "disappearance."

I'll let you in on another difficult thing: my own Mum died when she was 38 and I was 3. So I have no rest over this one. I want the surgeons to be the best there is. I want to be able to say "whoop-di-do!" it was a success and privately cheer myself that two more kids won't have to go through what me and my sibs did.
But then, I'd want that for everybody facing uncertain illness. Nothing this gal did in her life brought this on her, it just came and knocked and announced itself.
And I am certain of this: somewhere, in many other places in the US and the world, this same drama is playing itself out, and people will be affected.
And stupid douchebags do ridiculous things that make a mockery of the serious stuff in real life.
And perhaps, heading to bed would be a good thing right about now.
 

I apologize for the brief red herring. But, Plinky has gone on quite the riff over at Samurai Scrote, with fellow hunters BadVlad, Wonkey, and Whoop-Di providing serious cover fire.

I love retards like myself. Let’s all gather and group-fellate the door knob to the White House sometime shall we?
 

@Whoopi-Di:

Best wishes to your family. These things suck nards. Many of us have lost close family members to disease.

If most of the douchebags in these pictures spent half as much time studying textbooks in school as they did preening their facial hair for the next club date, we'd have many more qualified doctors working on cures to these infirmities. That, in and of itself, is, and has been, the subject of many a Cheezeporn… er, Steve Zodiac… errr, Troy Tempest dissertation.

Ahhhh… I love dissertations.

Keep up the vigilant ‘bag hunting brother!
 

Ha, ha, Crucial, you are a funny fellow, and I haven't quit the screen yet, but I did get to SS last night and added a few. You do the site far better, and I reckon in the present and future days, I may not be around as much, or just not as crazy. You'll understand.

You always do. Now, pour me a drink. Contemplating surgery outcomes like this makes even my own seem ridiculously easy. It's been a good 16 years since I lost the gutz. But as I like to slyly say, sometimes to the spouse, there's only one asshole around here, and IT AIN'T ME!!!
 

Wanna see the decline of western civilization?
Yes
No
What? No, you don't wann click this...
 

B.L for H.o.S ASAP , thx
 

The doctor that's tested you positive for sexy is obviously a total quack, dawg.
 

@ baghunters

Speaking of ripping on moms, where is this epic riff by darksock on my mom?


Ummmmm, that didn't sound good did it?! 'darksock on my mom.'
 

Archidoucheis said...

Wanna see the decline of western civilization?
Yes

He's an uberdouche parasite. Next.

No

Living proof people are stupid.

What? No, you don't wann click this...

That was very very sad. I've prevented several suicides in my life (a few times by having to physically kick some ass, and when on one particular night, it's your GF and you're both naked and punching and biting and bloody and struggling for control of the fucking box cutter, well, that's hard to do...) and so I find video like that impossible to watch.

I've seen more than a few people die. Right in front of me. Had to turn one of them off (me mum), saw a fatal motorcycle accident, a friend go code blue, etc. etc. When you get older these things happen.

They don't get easier, thank bog and all his holy angels and saints. If it *ever* gets "easier" then I have lived too long.

Which is why I detest shitbags like BL. They make this short dance on this sweet good earth all that more difficult to appreciate. which is why they must be mocked. Continuously. Without mercy. For the sake of what little good is left in humanity, we must mock them as the existential ring around the collar they are. For the sake of the planet we must mock them, as their lives of pointless consumerism must end. For the sake of civilisation, we must mock them, so they are not the gloried and storied ones.

We must mock them. The bullies. The douchebags. The parasites. The muscle brained idiots. The vapid bleeths. We must mock them.
 

Shouldn't we be putting some cultural line of demarkation here? White guys don't get to act like rappers, brothas can't get tattoos or wear Ed Hardy shirts?

Honestly, on the level of ridicule and douchitude, it's about the same crime.
 

Theres a lot of brothers that wear Ed Hardy Mr. Biggs. Snoop Dog, TI, Randy Jackson, Samuel Jackson, The Jonas Brothers...it's all in that video I linked to. And I think that's one of the reasons the white guys are wearing it so much. Maybe it's not the other way around.
 

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@ ASvB

Wow!!! your lips look great!!! So the operation was a success?
 

@ Troy Tempest 7:45

Was that a Sleep Chamber reference? If so, bringe your puppety self over to Sirkle Zero. I'll show you The Way Ov The Flesh and then you can Kiss The Whip.
 

Hooray for trash can!
 

...And, despite the redo, I still missed the second misspelling. Bugger!!!!
 

@Arch 9:39, honestly, I don't know. The cultural landscape is so swirled in douchitude, every time I try to make heads or tails of it I just start crying and crawl into a fetal position.

It's times like this I feel like just letting it all go, and when the time is right hitting some cosmic reset button and annihilating the whole damn mess.
 

Dammit Arch, why you gotta put those things up. Western Civ snuff film - It's a new genre.

I just remember growing up in the South Bay, how biker gangs used to run Hermosa Pier and El Porto. Nobody with any class would be seen in those parts. How times have changed.

***waaaaaaaaahhhhhh***
 

His facial hair reminds me of the guido version of Joe Dirt's.

"You mean you are so engrained with guido DNA that your facial hair grows in all by itself all douchebaggy like that?"
 

Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Troy Tempest 7:45

Was that a Sleep Chamber reference? If so, bringe your puppety self over to Sirkle Zero.

Sleep Chamber was pretty excellent. Zewizz was a very strange character.


I'll show you The Way Ov The Flesh and then you can Kiss The Whip.

Sorry dear - You ARE lovely, and I know it's your thing, but it's not mine - I don't kiss anyone's whip. Doesn't mean I haven't done "non-mainstream" things (I remember one evening with a lady friend and a closet filled 4ft deep with styrofoam peanuts...among other "interesting nights") but the whole BDSM thing leaves me cold.

cheers,

TT
 

And my references were to actual events.
 

Ethnically ambiguous chick = hot

Ethnically ambiguous Leon = douche
 

Leon clearly believes that he is Roger Sanchez.
 

@TT

Oh, I was only teasing, my dear, little play on the song titles and whatnot, you know. I am awed at your musical knowledge, that's all. Styrofoam peanuts, BWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
 

that is defenately a fake Ed Hardy shirt.. What a tool bag.oh and he is a fucking fag.
 

Grrrr tiger... you seen my lip gloss?
 

Who wears lip gloss? I know Brotabag Lean!!
 

I am just about to politely ask DB1that he NOT show Brothabag anymore. Not since the Oompa Prompas has one been able to actually see inside the head of the douche in the picture and know what thoughts are running through his head. Broth wakes up in the morning, pushes the current Latin-lower-middle-class-denim-wearin'-hangin'-with-Broth-'cause-I-don't-know-any-better-due-to-my-culture-hott out of bed, looks into the mirror, purses his lips, flexes, and smiles, knowing he is about to embark on a new day of Blue-Steel poses and machismo dreams. He is mocking us, and he makes my stomach queasy, knowing that he actually believes he is a sexy and wanted specimen. Although I have no doubt that he is wanted by both male and female, hence his myspace plea for males to stay away, Broth is so naive he doesn't realize the ickyness of his presence on the planet. I'm not sure how much more I can endure from Brothabag before I drive to Miami myself and lop his head off.
 

Breaking News:
Brotha Leon friend update comment from his actual MYSPACE page:
SEARCHING 4 THE NEW A-TEAM" FRIENDS ARENT MADE LIKE THEY USED TO BE"
obiously brotha man is running out of friends to embarras. They dont even want to associate with the young latin machismo. oh and what in god's name is this A Team? what is it some type of colt where they all take a pill and commit suicide?