Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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Dad, would you mind if we skipped Parents Day on campus this semester?
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Tammy was last seen leaving a pink trailer
If you have any information on her whereabouts please call
If you have any information on her whereabouts please call
# posted by 
: 10:44 AM
: 10:44 AM
Carl and Tammy were really happy that they were about the same size - it made their wardrobes interchangable, and in the dark their boyfriends could hardly tell the difference either.
# posted by : 10:51 AM
: 10:51 AM
AsVB
Got to see Stripes. Actually stopped it half way through and watched it at a friends house.
We laughed our asses off.
GF:Then you watch movies until dawn,
and then...
...then you come to bed with me.
BM: You don't think that takes energy?
You're a sexual dynamo.
Most guys couldn't even
handle you.
I've been reading books on the outside
so I can keep up with you.
GF: It's not funny.
Got to see Stripes. Actually stopped it half way through and watched it at a friends house.
We laughed our asses off.
GF:Then you watch movies until dawn,
and then...
...then you come to bed with me.
BM: You don't think that takes energy?
You're a sexual dynamo.
Most guys couldn't even
handle you.
I've been reading books on the outside
so I can keep up with you.
GF: It's not funny.
# posted by : 10:52 AM
: 10:52 AM
San Francisco's own 80s tribute rocker, Dilly Idol, appears with a fan "backstage" during Pride Parade festivities.
Jello Biafra has held up pretty good after all those years with the Dead Kennedeys.
# posted by : 10:56 AM
: 10:56 AM
Somewhere in southwest michigan there is a father looking to the sky, asking "why?!?!why!?!?whyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?
# posted by : 10:59 AM
: 10:59 AM
She thought that by entering the pink Winnebago contest, she would have a crack at driving home the bad boy behind her.
She misunderstood. She won a pink 'bag. Oh, the humiliation.
She misunderstood. She won a pink 'bag. Oh, the humiliation.
If this motorhome's rockin'.....it's not these two inside unless there's MMF action with Pinky in the middle.
Because she watches in horror.
Because she watches in horror.
Later, Tanya was horrified to see what Morton really mean when he said he "beat the skins" in his Stone Temple Pilots tribute band.
Haha, I know who that is. This is at Burning Man. He is a cool dude but his hair is always pink.
# posted by : 11:08 AM
: 11:08 AM
The irony that Trish was not even spooge in 1979 when "London Calling" was released was totally lost on Nigel.
Umm yeah- I would say gay (Adolf) to gayer!
Who do you think has a harder time sticking in the tampon?
Who do you think has a harder time sticking in the tampon?
Pink- its his new obsession
Pink his orientation is not even a question,
Pink, in the hair of this douchebag, cause
Pink is the new white flag.
Pink as the Winnebago
Pink cause you are a Dago
Pink its the color of passion
cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink his orientation is not even a question,
Pink, in the hair of this douchebag, cause
Pink is the new white flag.
Pink as the Winnebago
Pink cause you are a Dago
Pink its the color of passion
cause today it just goes with the fashion
@plinky...shit, that's right. i forgot the wife and i had you over to our house for dinner and anal play. my bad.
Cindy was excited about father-daughter day at Pop's work, but she was a bit pissed her dad wanted to borrow her favorite low-rider jeans and star belt buckle to make a good impression on the partners.
she was Fonzy's love in the 50's then drugs, alcohol and a sex change changed all that. tonight on behind the music, the Pinky Tuscadero story.
# posted by : 11:27 AM
: 11:27 AM
Not a caption, but I just read on another blog that polka-dot boobs in the "Cooties" pic was apparently on Paris Hilton's reality show, "Paris's New Rancid Best Friend" or whatever.
So after Scooby Doo and the Gang I switched the scarf up. My dew may be Pussy Willow Pink, but I was always the one with the Scooby Snacks.
# posted by : 11:45 AM
: 11:45 AM
Procter & Gamble is now hiring road tour promotional models for their new product launch, Pepto-Bismol X-TREME!!!
It's almost as if people don't realize that the women are just female versions of douchebags, douchettes
# posted by : 11:48 AM
: 11:48 AM
@pfah
You need to work on being more relaxed when you take it in the chute, though. You'll get there bud.
You need to work on being more relaxed when you take it in the chute, though. You'll get there bud.
"What's the black armband for, mate ?"
"Me pecker, it's bloody dead and hasn't seen daylight since Maggy was PM ..."
"Me pecker, it's bloody dead and hasn't seen daylight since Maggy was PM ..."
"Dammit, I should have gone with a choker too. I just have this scarf. Do I still look gay?"
# posted by : 12:07 PM
: 12:07 PM
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
You cunt, I'm not a queer
I'll state my case of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
And each and every highway
And yet, much more than this
I did it my way....
...indeed.
And so I face the final curtain
You cunt, I'm not a queer
I'll state my case of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
And each and every highway
And yet, much more than this
I did it my way....
...indeed.
Need any more reasons to believe Punk is dead? Thought not. And if there was a tiny gasp left that Green Day hasn't turned into a revenue source, its gone now. Gone baby gone.
He says in his website:
"Sometimes I think of my work as a digital letters to my future children. What would I want them to know about me once they are grown up?"
Let me take the suspense out for them - you're a douche.
"Sometimes I think of my work as a digital letters to my future children. What would I want them to know about me once they are grown up?"
Let me take the suspense out for them - you're a douche.
*movie announcer voice-over*
In a world...where every hole has been plugged...One Man...will plunge the last orifice in the post-nuclear holocaust...
Orlando Bloom IS....The Tracheotomy Fucker!
Coming to a theater this Summer.
In a world...where every hole has been plugged...One Man...will plunge the last orifice in the post-nuclear holocaust...
Orlando Bloom IS....The Tracheotomy Fucker!
Coming to a theater this Summer.
@ Pfah 11:04 am -
Yep. And it's in the right spot, ready for quick-mounting just like The Lone Ranger's saddle on Silver's back.
Pepto Extreme....heh heh BVG ftw
Yep. And it's in the right spot, ready for quick-mounting just like The Lone Ranger's saddle on Silver's back.
Pepto Extreme....heh heh BVG ftw
"Just smile. Don't think I won't show stem. Just stay calm, because I'm damn close. You know I have no shame. I'll show stem, dammit!... This is fun, isn't it?"
The lead singer of the all gay Billy Idol tribute band: Rock the Cradle of man Love, always took the time to pose for photos with fans following a show.
# posted by : 12:38 PM
: 12:38 PM
Yay halcyon! yay andi! I love you guys! :D
chalk this one up to some way to expand hugnation! :D
chalk this one up to some way to expand hugnation! :D
# posted by : 12:56 PM
: 12:56 PM
Ha this website is funny, not because of the content, but because you're all so judgmental and jealous.
Halcyon and Andi are great people.
Halcyon and Andi are great people.
hcwdb on BoingBoing.
I sent those fers + wired the link to the last one; -oh, well.
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/19/gentleman-insists-he.html
I sent those fers + wired the link to the last one; -oh, well.
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/19/gentleman-insists-he.html
Anyone can match his shoes to his belt, but it takes a real fashion maven to match his belt to his home.
# posted by : 1:13 PM
: 1:13 PM
No, this website is funny because of the content.
@wonkydouchey -
Check out this post:
[#36 posted by Birdseed , November 19, 2008 12:51 PM
#19 - I'm sorry, I just have a huge problem with smart-ass middle-class wankers who perpetuate the (Marxian) ideology by habitually and constantly racking down on the cultural practices of the working class. Can you imagine any other marginalized group in the same role? A book that generalised, as "douchebags", blacks or homosexuals or the disabled? Working class Italian-American men are seemingly okay to bully.
Plus I'm kinda fond of the "guidos" (I realise this is also a derogatory term, but at least it's better than "douchebags") - their rejection of a lot of traditional male attributes is quite refreshing.]
Wow.....
@wonkydouchey -
Check out this post:
[#36 posted by Birdseed , November 19, 2008 12:51 PM
#19 - I'm sorry, I just have a huge problem with smart-ass middle-class wankers who perpetuate the (Marxian) ideology by habitually and constantly racking down on the cultural practices of the working class. Can you imagine any other marginalized group in the same role? A book that generalised, as "douchebags", blacks or homosexuals or the disabled? Working class Italian-American men are seemingly okay to bully.
Plus I'm kinda fond of the "guidos" (I realise this is also a derogatory term, but at least it's better than "douchebags") - their rejection of a lot of traditional male attributes is quite refreshing.]
Wow.....
**Amanda's search for her long-lost father led her to Pink Floyd, who tragically failed to understand his name referred to a band, not the color of his hair.
**It was "trade neckwear" day at Lollapalooza 2.0, "The Gayer the Better"
Also, I'm slightly disturbed by the fact that his pants are lower on his hips than hers...
scumbag619, here's your avatar. Cheater. :)
**It was "trade neckwear" day at Lollapalooza 2.0, "The Gayer the Better"
Also, I'm slightly disturbed by the fact that his pants are lower on his hips than hers...
scumbag619, here's your avatar. Cheater. :)
@don't wheeze the douche
Yea, I saw that one. The guidos "rejection of traditional male attributes"? You mean like...being the strap-on wielder's bitch, butt plug insertion technician, clothes pin labia pinching handler? Those?
Morons. Ever heard of free speech? Well Fuck you! And Fuck:
Fish Slap
DJ Bellobag
Xenu
Spurs Fan
Doc
Samurai Scrote is ok though. (He made me say that or he'd kill me)
Yea, I saw that one. The guidos "rejection of traditional male attributes"? You mean like...being the strap-on wielder's bitch, butt plug insertion technician, clothes pin labia pinching handler? Those?
Morons. Ever heard of free speech? Well Fuck you! And Fuck:
Fish Slap
DJ Bellobag
Xenu
Spurs Fan
Doc
Samurai Scrote is ok though. (He made me say that or he'd kill me)
@don't wheeze the douche
Ha! Awesome, you forgot:
-except Samurai Scrote. He once kicked Chuck Norris, and now Chuck is orbiting a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Orion's Belt.
Ha! Awesome, you forgot:
-except Samurai Scrote. He once kicked Chuck Norris, and now Chuck is orbiting a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Orion's Belt.
@JCVD -
That is true. Yet, if readers pop in over here, they will experience His Enlightenment soon enough.
That is true. Yet, if readers pop in over here, they will experience His Enlightenment soon enough.
you people are all dumbasses
this dude is hot, and his girlfriend is a hot model too
the guy has style and is cooler than all of you dumbasses making stupid comments
this dude is hot, and his girlfriend is a hot model too
the guy has style and is cooler than all of you dumbasses making stupid comments
# posted by : 2:25 PM
: 2:25 PM
Looks like pinky just found out about his Douchebag debut -
http://www.lifestudent.com/
http://www.lifestudent.com/
# posted by : 2:26 PM
: 2:26 PM
Leah, are you the blonde in the pic here?
: D
Look, now that we know about what he does, that's great for him and anyone who helps him. But can it also be done without spectacle?
: D
Look, now that we know about what he does, that's great for him and anyone who helps him. But can it also be done without spectacle?
By "model" I am assuming you mean her internet porn career?
And his pants are so low because he only wears women's pants.
And his pants are so low because he only wears women's pants.
# posted by : 2:30 PM
: 2:30 PM
Style? The vest with no shirt coupled with ascot and various goth accouterments still has me dry heaving...and star belts are so, 2003...
@leah...
Style? If by style you mean that grandpa lost his battle with alzheimers and his grandkids dress him like this just to F#&$ with him, then yes he has style.
Or did I miss that Men's Vogue article about the 50% off cravat sale at Spencer's Gifts?
Style? If by style you mean that grandpa lost his battle with alzheimers and his grandkids dress him like this just to F#&$ with him, then yes he has style.
Or did I miss that Men's Vogue article about the 50% off cravat sale at Spencer's Gifts?
You know the old saying, luv "there may be pink snow on the mountain, but there's still semen in the belly"...
# posted by : 2:39 PM
: 2:39 PM
@ leah
Unlike some of the other douchebags here (like HJBBD) I do believe that the world is a better place for having Halcyon in it.
That being said, Rainbow Brite could vomit Fruit Loops in a Sanrio Store and it would still be more subtle than your friend here.
That's not a criticism. It's an observation. A yawning void of subtlety is something I am in a position to speak to.
Unlike some of the other douchebags here (like HJBBD) I do believe that the world is a better place for having Halcyon in it.
That being said, Rainbow Brite could vomit Fruit Loops in a Sanrio Store and it would still be more subtle than your friend here.
That's not a criticism. It's an observation. A yawning void of subtlety is something I am in a position to speak to.
@ dwtd 2:30
No one should ever pass on an opportunity for spectacle.
It just that - and I think this site bears this out - some spectacles are better advised than others.
No one should ever pass on an opportunity for spectacle.
It just that - and I think this site bears this out - some spectacles are better advised than others.
While I enjoy the concept of this site in general, upon reading the comments it seems to attract a lot of bitter people. I think it should be a requirement of commenting that you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend or boyfriend.
I know the pink guy slightly, and he's alright. So he dresses differently to you? Perhaps that's why he attracts hot girls.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1118082douche1.html
If the arrowed picture in the article above is a picture of Jay Louis, to be honest he looks like a fratboy douchebag to me too.
In the end, Louis has found a way to make some money off a concept, so good on him. Won't be many year's before he'll be acting like a douchebag as well as looking like one.
I know the pink guy slightly, and he's alright. So he dresses differently to you? Perhaps that's why he attracts hot girls.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1118082douche1.html
If the arrowed picture in the article above is a picture of Jay Louis, to be honest he looks like a fratboy douchebag to me too.
In the end, Louis has found a way to make some money off a concept, so good on him. Won't be many year's before he'll be acting like a douchebag as well as looking like one.
yeah, just figured that. But i found Douche1's pic
http://bp3.blogger.com/_Lz5dnvpDVwc/R87Dd-EYzFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/rkUcNaFxSuo/S220-h/VonD.jpg
no comment. except also, no girlfriend.
http://bp3.blogger.com/_Lz5dnvpDVwc/R87Dd-EYzFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/rkUcNaFxSuo/S220-h/VonD.jpg
no comment. except also, no girlfriend.
Thing is, if you look like this maybe you shouldn't suck on a lemon RIGHT BEFORE they snap the photo.
A split second after the picture was taken she heaved him to the ground and shouted:
SEE! I told you I could kick your ass with one hand tied behind my back! MOTHERFUCKER!!!
SEE! I told you I could kick your ass with one hand tied behind my back! MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Junky Scrote, singer for the Stumbling Retards, is pictured with his new bass player, Kitty Carlisle.
@xhile
i can only speak for myself, but you are right. i am bitter. this modern world frustrates me to no end.
one outlet for my frustration is making fun of the tools who are in these pictures.
i'm sure a lot of them are very nice people, and i'm glad that you and the pink panther here are best buds.
all of these guys have friends and mothers who would say that their friend or their little boy was a sweet lad and a great guy and yada yada yada.
i don't give a shit, i'm here to poke fun and laugh at other people's expense.
it's all in good fun. lighten up, and laugh with us, or go away. your list of interests on your profile page makes me want to vomit patchouli.
i can only speak for myself, but you are right. i am bitter. this modern world frustrates me to no end.
one outlet for my frustration is making fun of the tools who are in these pictures.
i'm sure a lot of them are very nice people, and i'm glad that you and the pink panther here are best buds.
all of these guys have friends and mothers who would say that their friend or their little boy was a sweet lad and a great guy and yada yada yada.
i don't give a shit, i'm here to poke fun and laugh at other people's expense.
it's all in good fun. lighten up, and laugh with us, or go away. your list of interests on your profile page makes me want to vomit patchouli.
Wow, there's a lot of amateur Drudge wannabes coming here with some scoops , eh?
Old news, fuckfaces. The light's on, go scamper back under the 'fridge, cock-a-roaches.
Old news, fuckfaces. The light's on, go scamper back under the 'fridge, cock-a-roaches.
Barbie was ready to get the hell out of there when Grandpa Lonny, having been kicked out of the gay rodeo for excessive flamboyance, decided to take one last pic in front of the RV.
Grandpa Lonny's Alzheimer's had been hard on the both of them, but Barbie decided to just have fun with it.
@ bcs
All new folks should have to go through an initiation process that includes staring blithely at the rotating Maxto with the volume on "11" ...
Like I did ....
All new folks should have to go through an initiation process that includes staring blithely at the rotating Maxto with the volume on "11" ...
Like I did ....
@Don't wheeze the douche! 1:13pm: ahhh...- hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Good Lord, if most of the commenters (and authors) on BB aren't some of the biggest wackos on the net, I can't imagine who is.
+@scumbag619,2:41pm: I concur. Having the boinger commenters Hate you is like getting the Gold Medal for the olympics of Clear-Headedness and Rational Thought.
->nice work, wheeze.
Good Lord, if most of the commenters (and authors) on BB aren't some of the biggest wackos on the net, I can't imagine who is.
+@scumbag619,2:41pm: I concur. Having the boinger commenters Hate you is like getting the Gold Medal for the olympics of Clear-Headedness and Rational Thought.
->nice work, wheeze.
@ Leah
You gotta be kidding me. Really? The guy has more style....according to whom, you?!?!
Sorry honey, I can and will step in with this; I work in the lovely section of LA just east of downtown, in the fashion industry. I can tell you with utter conviction that men wearing hot pink is NOT cool. Maybe on your gay, but certainly not on your man. Now go on with your bad self.
You gotta be kidding me. Really? The guy has more style....according to whom, you?!?!
Sorry honey, I can and will step in with this; I work in the lovely section of LA just east of downtown, in the fashion industry. I can tell you with utter conviction that men wearing hot pink is NOT cool. Maybe on your gay, but certainly not on your man. Now go on with your bad self.
I think we might get a few more readers:
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#60 posted by help i cant comfirm my username themelonbread , November 19, 2008 3:29 PM
#30 CS LOSER: The answer should be obvious if you've ever browsed /b/. Although /b/ is less obsessive about these things and are purposely offensive about every possible group and subject out there.
@ #49 Justin Franc and #52 DICTRESSJULIA: You just made me remember Mighty God King's deconstruction of the "Nice Guy" rant and how much it applies to this situation.
(http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2007/12/16/the-internet-nice-guy-rears-his-ugly-head-once-more/)
Hot Chicks With Douchebags very definitely seems to have has pervasive overtones of entitlement and anger at women who don't "give it up" to the author. If reading the posts don't make this apparent, read the comments. They're septic.
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His name should be "Help, I can't get a clue about absurdity and sarcasm."
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#60 posted by help i cant comfirm my username themelonbread , November 19, 2008 3:29 PM
#30 CS LOSER: The answer should be obvious if you've ever browsed /b/. Although /b/ is less obsessive about these things and are purposely offensive about every possible group and subject out there.
@ #49 Justin Franc and #52 DICTRESSJULIA: You just made me remember Mighty God King's deconstruction of the "Nice Guy" rant and how much it applies to this situation.
(http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2007/12/16/the-internet-nice-guy-rears-his-ugly-head-once-more/)
Hot Chicks With Douchebags very definitely seems to have has pervasive overtones of entitlement and anger at women who don't "give it up" to the author. If reading the posts don't make this apparent, read the comments. They're septic.
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His name should be "Help, I can't get a clue about absurdity and sarcasm."
Be fair. This place is fairly toxic.
The ratio of legitimately humorous mockery to ham-fisted comments about a douchebag's theoretical appetite for jizm often run about 1:14. Those of us that have been here for a while have learned to skim over the junk posts and ignore them - I know I do - but someone new is going to see everything fresh and it's going to make them hiccup.
I'm not having a crisis of conscience. I'm just saying that when a newbie comes on and calls us a bucket of dicks, we should at least have the self-awareness to smile and shrug.
The ratio of legitimately humorous mockery to ham-fisted comments about a douchebag's theoretical appetite for jizm often run about 1:14. Those of us that have been here for a while have learned to skim over the junk posts and ignore them - I know I do - but someone new is going to see everything fresh and it's going to make them hiccup.
I'm not having a crisis of conscience. I'm just saying that when a newbie comes on and calls us a bucket of dicks, we should at least have the self-awareness to smile and shrug.
I guess there's something to be said about gays being sperm donors... they have hott offspring.
# posted by : 3:49 PM
: 3:49 PM
@Wonkey & Wheezey
It’s funny how they ridicule people like us for having fun, but then attack us in the same manner they complain about.
Keep up the good work fellas, my workday is so much more pleasant when coffee is all over my keyboard.
Fuck boinger and xhile
It’s funny how they ridicule people like us for having fun, but then attack us in the same manner they complain about.
Keep up the good work fellas, my workday is so much more pleasant when coffee is all over my keyboard.
Fuck boinger and xhile
In a truly counter-intuitive moment, only the massive buckle on Aging Elmo Douche's belt saved us from seeing his junk.
oh, man... I have tears streaming down my face. This is awesome. I would like to thank Jesus, and of course my hot chick girlfriend. This is quite an honor.
(Truthfully, I'm glad you picked such a masculine looking pic of me.)
Keep up the great work.
-Halcyon "Proud Douche" Pink
(Truthfully, I'm glad you picked such a masculine looking pic of me.)
Keep up the great work.
-Halcyon "Proud Douche" Pink
to the dumbasses with comments about age, most guys that are in their 20's are way immature
Hal will be hotter when he is in his 50's than most of you dumbass 20 year olds
besides, age is just a number and what matters is chemistry and how two people feel with each other
Hal will be hotter when he is in his 50's than most of you dumbass 20 year olds
besides, age is just a number and what matters is chemistry and how two people feel with each other
# posted by : 4:03 PM
: 4:03 PM
Actually Andi is sitting next to me. She is laughing. She just told me, "Without me... you'd just be a douchebag."
I just perused Halcyon’s Pictures, and despite their being mostly a great big celebration of self, he seems to not be the typical variety of douche found on this site.
His girl is hot though! What makes her hotter is that anyone can probably bang her with little more than a bag of shrooms and pile welded together junk titled something ironic like “Wealth” displayed at Burning Man.
His girl is hot though! What makes her hotter is that anyone can probably bang her with little more than a bag of shrooms and pile welded together junk titled something ironic like “Wealth” displayed at Burning Man.
# posted by : 4:40 PM
: 4:40 PM
Halycon, seriously do the curtains match the drapes? i think pink pubes are pretty bad ass.
if this is you, congrats. you look a lot nicer than the "hate" fellow below you.
if this is you, congrats. you look a lot nicer than the "hate" fellow below you.
Oh, and he is in amazing shape for being middle aged. I guess that's a vegan lifestyle and the extreme narcissism defining his sense of self worth.
# posted by : 4:46 PM
: 4:46 PM
@xhile nah i just read nihilism listed with the same interests as satanism and christian anarchy and i went cross-eyed.
i just read pinky's blah blah blurbs and maybe it's the xanax talking but I don't hate the guy. do your thing, you crazy pink bastard.
i just read pinky's blah blah blurbs and maybe it's the xanax talking but I don't hate the guy. do your thing, you crazy pink bastard.
@BVG 3:46....i love you. you took the words right out of my mouth. we've been regs here a very long time my friend. and i 100% agree with your words of wisdom.
plus, as soon as i saw his website, he was totally ok in my book. which is why i gave him a pass much earlier in the day. he's a good man. granted, a good man with pink hair, but i'll tell you what....
i'd rather hang out with Halcyon than with Donkey Douche any day. i'd feel better about myself the next day. that's for damn sure.
keep up the great work Halcyon.
plus, as soon as i saw his website, he was totally ok in my book. which is why i gave him a pass much earlier in the day. he's a good man. granted, a good man with pink hair, but i'll tell you what....
i'd rather hang out with Halcyon than with Donkey Douche any day. i'd feel better about myself the next day. that's for damn sure.
keep up the great work Halcyon.
Um if you mean "he's not yet entirely dead" when you say "he's in amazing shape" then I would agree. Seriously, this idiotic idea that all people on the internet are fat 15 year old whiteboys who have no room to talk, is getting kind of stale.
I'm 25, 6'1", 180 lbs and I could undoubtedly run a mile while carrying both of these people over my shoulders simultaneously.
When I talk shit on douches, it's because I'm just as "cut" and "buff" as 95% of the healthy douchecrowd on here, yet I don't need to wear eyeliner, jewelry or womens clothing to stand out to women.
back on topid tho:
Pinky here seems to be a nice fellow regardless of his choice of hair color and oddball fashion sense.
My chick (who is similarly blonde and hot) bought me a pair of expensive designer jeans with the same waistline about a year ago, thinking that they'd "look good on me".
I broke the news to her, gently, that I wouldnt't be caught dead in them after trying them on.
They've hung in the closet ever since and I can't bring myself to give them to goodwill so some poor bum has his asscrack freeze over in midwinter wearing my free pants.
-captain abag
I'm 25, 6'1", 180 lbs and I could undoubtedly run a mile while carrying both of these people over my shoulders simultaneously.
When I talk shit on douches, it's because I'm just as "cut" and "buff" as 95% of the healthy douchecrowd on here, yet I don't need to wear eyeliner, jewelry or womens clothing to stand out to women.
back on topid tho:
Pinky here seems to be a nice fellow regardless of his choice of hair color and oddball fashion sense.
My chick (who is similarly blonde and hot) bought me a pair of expensive designer jeans with the same waistline about a year ago, thinking that they'd "look good on me".
I broke the news to her, gently, that I wouldnt't be caught dead in them after trying them on.
They've hung in the closet ever since and I can't bring myself to give them to goodwill so some poor bum has his asscrack freeze over in midwinter wearing my free pants.
-captain abag
# posted by : 5:01 PM
: 5:01 PM
am I the only one that thinks that -captain abag might actually be a douchebag and not realize it?
# posted by : 5:10 PM
: 5:10 PM
He looks really familiar! I think he is some celeb in the UK. Don't remember the name :?
# posted by : 5:13 PM
: 5:13 PM
and nothing against our old friend Donkey Douche. i probably should have used Fish Slap, or Ab Lobster, as a better example of someone i'd have zero in common with.
i'm certain that Jay wishes he never posted this picture at this point.
i'm certain that Jay wishes he never posted this picture at this point.
@scumbag619, 3:51pm:
"It’s funny how they ridicule people like us for having fun, but then attack us in the same manner they complain about."
EXX-ACT-LY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fruitier more decorative language, more communism, more leftist racism against anyone who's not the freakiest anti-gov LAMP-stack-free-software-no-DRM-entitled liberal bread-liner in the world, but Yup
-the Same. Exact. Manner. they complain about.
great comment.
"It’s funny how they ridicule people like us for having fun, but then attack us in the same manner they complain about."
EXX-ACT-LY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fruitier more decorative language, more communism, more leftist racism against anyone who's not the freakiest anti-gov LAMP-stack-free-software-no-DRM-entitled liberal bread-liner in the world, but Yup
-the Same. Exact. Manner. they complain about.
great comment.
This pic is most certainly not taken at Burning Man because they are wearing black and is not covered in white dust. This is Halcyon and is a very sweet guy. He has a very hot girlfriend, probably much sexier than any of you could ever get your hands on. Most certainly not a douchebag.
# posted by : 6:43 PM
: 6:43 PM
actually anon6:43, i have my hands directly on my wife right now, and she's hotter than you could ever get your hands on.
and she's laughing at you right now.
so am i.
and she's laughing at you right now.
so am i.
Hal is by far the coolest douche on the planet.
The guy has been featured on pretty much every mainstream media, and not for his doucheness but his brains.
He's an internet pioneer and multiple webby award winner (internet oscars) .
The guy has been featured on pretty much every mainstream media, and not for his doucheness but his brains.
He's an internet pioneer and multiple webby award winner (internet oscars) .
Hal and Andi rock. They have more class then the losers who run this website. Rock on Hal and Andi. :)
Damn you Pfah, now I went and looked at his site and read the blog. I can't be a dick to him anymore. Oh well. Plenty of other pics up right now.
Damn it Pfah Damn you for bringing to light the truth.
I was happy in my little world of self-righteous superiority, then I had to re-read your post, then I had to check out Halcyon's page, and then I had to learn what he was about, all after I already captioned that pic.
I second your motion on the pass.
Dammit.
Now Hate Assberry, I'll bet he is not working for the powers of good in this world. Please tell me you haven't found his website where he champions causes for the fight against childhood leukemia or something.
Off to delete all my hateful posts... See all those "comment deleted by author" things, yeah, like 4 of them are mine. Sorry.
I was happy in my little world of self-righteous superiority, then I had to re-read your post, then I had to check out Halcyon's page, and then I had to learn what he was about, all after I already captioned that pic.
I second your motion on the pass.
Dammit.
Now Hate Assberry, I'll bet he is not working for the powers of good in this world. Please tell me you haven't found his website where he champions causes for the fight against childhood leukemia or something.
Off to delete all my hateful posts... See all those "comment deleted by author" things, yeah, like 4 of them are mine. Sorry.
Panty hose. Daddy knows.
When it's bed time.
2 in the pink. One of them stinks.
Pink Salmon Can does not.
When it's bed time.
2 in the pink. One of them stinks.
Pink Salmon Can does not.
threatening to strangle himself with that piece of weird tapestry around his neck is how Pink Pink Pinkerton Pink Projectile Vomitmaker saves his marriage.
oh now i find out why this post is reaching 170+ comments.
it always adds drama when an internet army comes to the defense of one of the douchebags featured on this site. i have to say i was surprised it was this pic. kinda didn't expect it from someone looking like Hal the Pinkerton Pink Projectile Vomitmaker.
now we can add another head count to the list of people suing HCwDB right? the train wreck is getting crowded.
it always adds drama when an internet army comes to the defense of one of the douchebags featured on this site. i have to say i was surprised it was this pic. kinda didn't expect it from someone looking like Hal the Pinkerton Pink Projectile Vomitmaker.
now we can add another head count to the list of people suing HCwDB right? the train wreck is getting crowded.
I'm rather warming up to this photo and would enjoy very much seeing their two pink poodles, which are napping in the Winnebago.
And their pink troll dolls.
And their pink troll dolls.
# posted by : 9:55 PM
: 9:55 PM
I'm just so disappointed that by the dip in Halcyon's wasitline, one can see he's shaved his taint rather than dyed it pink.
Matching accessories is such a good thing.
Matching accessories is such a good thing.
# posted by : 10:03 PM
: 10:03 PM
Hmm, that long sheer dark armcover is so reminiscent of the dressox.com paraphernalia....
# posted by : 10:05 PM
: 10:05 PM
I just updated my "about me" page to include this honor. Thanks for the smiles, everyone. I will try to live up to the high standards of Douchebaggery that I have been entrusted with.
CopaCadouche. the hypothetical off-spring of Barry Manilow and Pink. All the flare of Barry with Pinks eye for style. It's unfortunate he cant pull up his spazzz pants by the gayest belt ever. I'm sure no one needs to see that spackle thats bound to be in that crack.
# posted by : 2:14 AM
: 2:14 AM
This guy seems all right, he took the mocking in stride and with a smile. From the looks of his page he seems like a decent dude. So kudos to you dude and your army of supporters. Thanks for taking it all with a grain of salt. Any newcomers here that find this blog to be semi-amusing are encouraged to stick around and join in the mocking of the true bags...guys who would find themselves here and never react the humble and respectful way Halcyon did. or Halycon or however the f you spell it.
I have not done much research on this blog, but this is not a douche, unless there is something that I'm unaware of, the "gaydouche," is there such an anolmy or is this undiscovered srote-itory that we are venturing into poo first?
Boobies
GREENMAN
Boobies
GREENMAN
# posted by : 6:46 AM
: 6:46 AM
@GREENMAN...yes of course they are. perhaps i misunderstood you. sorry. i'm going to go get more coffee.
Hate is still game.
That assberry.
I hate him so much.
Stupid Flanders.
I'm going to bed. I hope youse guyses Thursdays are better than mine was. Ah hell, it's now 1 minute into Friday and I wasted it. Today looks like another winner.
That assberry.
I hate him so much.
Stupid Flanders.
I'm going to bed. I hope youse guyses Thursdays are better than mine was. Ah hell, it's now 1 minute into Friday and I wasted it. Today looks like another winner.
And here we see Ken Paves' gay hairdresser nephew, Ian, showcasing his latest follicle masterpiece.
# posted by : 11:46 AM
: 11:46 AM
Well, he is a douchebag, but he's a nice one. Anyone who douches THAT wildly is keenly aware of it, and proud to be one. And west coast SF style douchery is all its own. He is a FLAMING douche!
He's so hot he's cool.
And I DO wnat to see the pink poodles!!! John Waters would LOVE it!!!
He's so hot he's cool.
And I DO wnat to see the pink poodles!!! John Waters would LOVE it!!!
# posted by : 9:52 PM
: 9:52 PM
Wow, I'm touched by all the fucking compassion leaking out of the anti-douche bloggers on this one. Let's get real here, would we feel the same if celebrity friends came out to let us know that "Yellowtail" save baby seals in the Artic?!? If the "Ab Lobster" were curing AIDS in Africa?!? If "Xenu" was actually blind behind those D&G knockoffs?
This is all fun & games, most guys can take the heat w/o porn stars coming to their rescue, and even if they don't really "deserve" the mocking, it's a great reality check for some, and others whine that their future jobs at the investment bank is jeopardized by being flagged here as a douchebag (and their photos are magnanimously withdrawn if they complain or threaten non-sustainable threats of lawsuit to DB1)
Many of these men & women pictured here are setting themselves up for ridicule, they are living the MTV inspired dream, pimping their homes, cars and bodies out for no other reason except to be noticed, and, dear me, we have noticed.
There could be sister sites for this one for other "groups", along the lines as "Hot Tramps w/Armani-suited Bankers", or "Hot Goths with Geeks", and they too would have every right to mock their respective subjects with scorn and ridicule.
Anyway, gentle reader, if you've made it this far down the comments, I commend you, and please continue to do what you all do so well to help identify Greico virus infections and help prevent Bleethness in all it's varied forms.
God bless you, and the United States of HCWDB.com.
This is all fun & games, most guys can take the heat w/o porn stars coming to their rescue, and even if they don't really "deserve" the mocking, it's a great reality check for some, and others whine that their future jobs at the investment bank is jeopardized by being flagged here as a douchebag (and their photos are magnanimously withdrawn if they complain or threaten non-sustainable threats of lawsuit to DB1)
Many of these men & women pictured here are setting themselves up for ridicule, they are living the MTV inspired dream, pimping their homes, cars and bodies out for no other reason except to be noticed, and, dear me, we have noticed.
There could be sister sites for this one for other "groups", along the lines as "Hot Tramps w/Armani-suited Bankers", or "Hot Goths with Geeks", and they too would have every right to mock their respective subjects with scorn and ridicule.
Anyway, gentle reader, if you've made it this far down the comments, I commend you, and please continue to do what you all do so well to help identify Greico virus infections and help prevent Bleethness in all it's varied forms.
God bless you, and the United States of HCWDB.com.
# posted by : 8:18 AM
: 8:18 AM
Yes, if Yellowtail was saving baby seals, I would cut him some slack. I weep for the rainforests. I'd weep more if baby seals lived there.
And Xenu is blind. There's no other explanation for how he dresses.
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