Notadouche.
 

The aviators and bleached teeth push him over the edge. Douche
 

the dragon tats and spit-catcher push the envelope, i would err on the side of douche.
 

That DOES look like a bit of a 'hawk up top.
I say: DOUCHE. Plus, you just know he is anyway.
 

That much ink is without a doubt, everytime.... Douche.
 

Minus the glasses I would give him a nottadouche pass. But since he's wearing them - I say douche.
 

Oh hell no! He's a douche for sure.

Aviator glasses, faux-hawk and a dollar sign tattooed on his body means he’s a douchebag!
 

i have many friends with a ton of ink, but they aren't douchebags.

this guy is flirting with it for sure. the glasses and hair are in the 'YES' column.

still, i'd say he's a very low level douchebag. but i'd be willing to rescind my previous statement if he's wearing a D&G belt buckle.

she looks nice enough and not terribly bleethed-out. actually, she helps him earn a pass.


also, boobies.
 

Pass.

And by pass, I mean gas.

Ahhh, that feels better.
 

I gotta be honest, his tattoos are artful, quite kickass and not really douchey at all.

just my two cents

Army of Douche-ness
 

lets break this down scientifically:

- tats are tats, and as long as they can be covered up with a long sleve shirt, they are passable as notadouche

the faux is not faux enough to bump him into douchedom, but

hair dyed black + the designer aviators + chin pubes = douche
 

@DB1,

While you're marinating your Friday Thoughts post, can we get a Thanksgiving edition of limerick Wednesday next week?

Purty please!
 

ok the $ is pretty douchey. didnt see it.

AOD
 

Chin pubes, sunglasses, and a dollar bill sign tatooed to his delt'. DOUCHE.

-Ponderonymous
 

I personally hate all tattoos, but I MIGHT be willing to respect the "art" of it, if not for the damn dollar sign on his arm.

Also, aviators.


He's a douche.
 

Would say notta, but earlier that day this guy aimed one of those Mini-Vornado Fans at his girl's Hairdo, stood behind the Jet-Intake and then jizzed into it.

I mean, look at her; she's like Something About Mary in a cat 3 hurricane.

--
In other news: Cat Butt.
 

This 'cat' has more color on him than my Samsung 42" plasma.
He's a douche.

And if his glasses were any bigger he could see the future.
He's a douche.

Plus the fact he's navel-bumping with that hottie and I'm not ...
definitely makes him a douchebag.
 

Most certainly douche. A closer look at his amused grin clearly shows the scrotal content of his psyche.

Plus that chest art is fucking ridiculous.
 

Douche, no question.
 

Tattoos of a dollar sign and religious iconography, sunglasses as big as casserole dishes and a shitstain on his bottom lip. Douche.
 

To Douche or Not to Douche. That is the Question. The actual question is how did he get his Ed Hardy shirt imprinted on his skin.
 

The Dollar sign could be old and he tried to work the dragon around it. you can't hate on the guy for what might be an early bad tat choice, because you know lots of us are there.

The glasses and chin pubes do make it tough to give him a pass.

he could just be a tatted up guy who is lucky enough to have a hotty for a GF.

I say pass
 

pfah raises an excellent point: boobies.
 

He's got the Virgin Mary, a celestial dragon AND Vishnu all inked on him so that hotties of every denomination can see how "spiritual" he is whenever he's running around shirtless at a tent party.

Doo-hoo-hoo-hoo-HOOOOOSH!
 

Makes me wonder who that woman is. The Virgin Mary perhaps? Does that not constitute a form of religious "bling" if it is? Of course, the dragon is grabbing the dollar sign, mayhaps insinuating he hoards his money like a dragon. The shading around his nipples confuses me. So, I'm going to name him Douche. And I shall pile boulders upon him until he screams it to the world.
 

Purple aviators, faux-hawk, bleached teeth, and excessive tattoos = douchebag.
 

Any one of his attributes, by themselves, are not enough to propel him to full-on douchitude. However, when you combine the tats, glasses, hair and bleached teeth, they become a sum much greater than its parts. In other words, hell yeah he's a douche!
 

TOTAL DB!!
 

TOTAL DB!!
 

it's 4 a clock on a friday, i'd give a nottadouche pass to richard grieco himself if he walked into my office right now, as long as he brought me a beer.

have a good weekend all you fuckers and fuckerettes.
 

The biggest vote for notadouche is his (seemingly) genuine smile, used instead of the usual faux-gansta poseur crap that DB1 already mentioned. Yeah, the shades, but at least they appear to be outside. Maybe he's an a'ight guy, just hanging out with the Boobs of Ocelot and being pleased with his good forture.
 

The aura of this picture screams tool. You know you have seen it, the "I look good, I feel good, I'm gonna score" attitude. Only this guys wardrobe is his shirt of colorful tats. Let's not be confused by the colors. This guy has the faux hair, woman's aviators, earring(?), and the furry underlip. As we all know the chin pube is a sign of the douche that has stood the test of time. We can only imagine that he has some larger than life belt buckle and some ripped stone washed jeans. Now that I think of if I think I smell body spray. . . When all else fails, does this guy deserve a cute little vixen like her? No, and that just adds to the fury. Therefore, I believe we have all been douched if he gets a pass.

Donny Doucherson
 

Sorry, but the spiky hair and sunglasses the size of the headlights on a '52 Studebaker more that pin the Douchmeter.
 

I was admiring the artistry of the ink until I noticed the dollar sign, which is way douchey.

Meh.

Hey, I've been looking everywhere for that bra!
 

I think we caught another douchebag bra. I'll give him a smoke and tell him a prayer before I turn him in.

Dog the DoucheHunter
 

Lip fung, more than four colors in tatt, strange resemblance to Wilmer Valderrama... douche.
 

Dollar sign tat = douche. Check out his shoulder. Apparently the dragon covets the dollar and so does that mean the dragon represents the douche? It would be funny if it were the euro sign rather than the US dollar sign.
 

I'm willing to give this guy a pass if, and only if, he's in a kick-ass band we've yet to hear of or in some form of the arts which doesn't require dancing, pottery or quilting.

Otherwise having that much ink "for the sake of it" bumps him up at least to the middle of the douchebag line.

Hey I don't mind tats - to each his own - but if I have to look at your tats then there better be something in it for me like porn, or "your momma" jokes, or the winning lottery numbers for the next 5 years.

Oh, and a unique way to fold laundry and baste a turkey.

That's all I ask.
 

NOPE....douche!
 

No, but boobies.
 

He's got some fairly obvious signs of douchedom screaming out.

Besides the overkill tattoo and conformist hair arrangements, he is surrounded by poo at a Vegas pool cabana.

And he is standing in a puddle of virus that , like the multi-colored spermatozoa targets around his shoulders can't easily be ignored.

Giving him a "Not-A-Douche" is the equivalent of the phrase, "Good Looking Fat Chick" , it should not be said. Ever.

Douche
 

@Peter

"more than four colors in tatt"

That makes you a douche? Do you have any tattoos? Are you mentally challenged? I have over 40 colors in all my tattoos, so I must be a douche right? Educate yourself before you speak young padawan hunter.

The guy gets a pass. His ink is pretty decent actually, not my forte, but at least it's not drawn on with a sharpie. Or applied with a cd player motor and a staple, or guitar string (shudders). He could lose the sunglasses and shave, so there's hope yet.

Despite the hott's striking resemblance to Paris Hilton, I'd still motorboat her tiny tittles like a jackalope on NyQuil and Redbull.
 

I am of two minds:
1. If this dude was wearing a shirt, and not standing next to a sassy little blonde, I'd probably give him a pass even with the faux hawk. He's not snearing, there's no red cup, there's no tribe-o-scrobes milling about him.
2. Faux hawk, chin pubes, dopey big glasses, tats shaved torsoe (and I would bet a million dollars, under arms, and muscles = douche.

I am conflicted.
 

@plinky

I'm putting a your momma joke on me as we speak.
 

"Should we forgive the tattedness and give the dude a pass?"

Are you freaking kidding me?

Douuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuche.
 

He's the 20th 9/11 terrorist. His Cessna crashed into a newspaper press while they were running the Sunday comics.

I have a shovel that would cure his moonpie grin.
 

Is that Vishnu or the Pope on his forearm?


Douche
 

Just because mommy would spank you if you showed up at home with a tat, that doesnt' make the rest of us douchebags. Don't project on to those not afraid to do something different from you.

No gangsta affect, just sunglasses and vertical hair. I'd be smilin' too if I had her hanging on.

Notadouche
 

I missed the dollar sign before. He is without a doubt a douche.
 

When everyone is sporting a tat doesn't that mean that my lack of tat is doing something different?
 

Notadouche provided he shaves the flavor saver under his lip.
 

Although not a fan of tats I do respect proper inking. Too much and too loud screams inner demons. Let it go, don't take it out on your body, it's your dad your mad at not me. VanDouche has a valid point but I would start at douche and make it be proven he's not a douche. He had a chance like the rest of us as guaranteed by the laws of the states: innocent until proven douchebag. He took the law into his own hands and lost that presumption. In other words, he fought the law and the law won. So I must concur with Peter especially in light of his other screaming douchal qualities like the faux hawk, lip fung, womans aviators, and cuddly arm candy and call it as I see it: DOUCHEBAG!!!

United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin "I didn't touch her" Scalia
 

The thing this guy had going for him is that he's smiling and having a good time instead of posing and sneering. But I just think the bagtagger caught him at the wrong moment.

I didn't see the dollar sign at first, but since someone pointed that out...DOUCHE!
 

@Jean Claude

Right you are. But the shirt off and general aura of landfill just give me a bad feeling. The evidence is lacking, somewhat, but this guy is scrote, I feel it.
 

i vote nottadouche, he seems genuine the way he is holding his hott...genuine enough that you cant even tell if she is just a hott, or just a friend.
 

He's a douche, but of a low-level variety. Think of BRA!!! as Uranium, and Droopy as Actinium (VERY deadly). This guy is along the lines of low level Thorium. More of a nuisance than a danger.
 

chin pubes = douchebag
 

Why is everyone commenting on his being shirtless? He's clearly wearing an Ed Hardy shirt. Which makes him Bag all by itself.
 

Do lots of tats equal douche status? Showing them off at the wrong times is douchey, for sure..but what are you supposed to do at the pool/beach?
I say nottadouche.
 

So that's what happened to Wilder Valderrama (That 70's Show bag)! Obviously he's friends with pre-op Scarlett Johannsen body double to be, and they're off to screen test for the new Zalman King soft core Skinimax cable series...
 

Oh, and he's gusting to douche, maybe not fully committed at the moment, but later on the DB will come out...

And Scarlet (one t), what wouldn't I do to gently caress the supple lining of yesterday's bra top bikini that your hairy roommate's mother's house cleaner tossed into the hamper without a thought of your warm suckle boobie thighs...
 

@Peter

You're probably right, but I'm giving him a pass because I'm a tattoo artist and it's guys like this that frequent a professional tattoo studio, spend lots of money, tip well, allowing me to eat, pay my rent, buy some Makers, spend it at the adult entertainment establishments, have internet so I can download porn at lightspeed, and come here and mock the well deserving bags.
 

Did anyone else notice the strip above his left nipple where it looks like the tats have been partially "erased"? What's up with that?
 

he looks like the wallpaper in my grandma's powder room...

she looks like Inga, the Norwegian goddess, at Svens Scandinavian Massage & Man Milking Factory
 

@portlandouche

That's called 'negative space'...like the area between the hott's ears.
 

Hes just a bad tatt cant for sure say douche or nota douche.. Just to be safe lets mock hi any how.. Lame ass tatt why would anyone who is hetero cover them self in that much purple ink
 

The sunglasses come with the prerequisite of douchebaggery prior to their purchase.

He is a douche.
 

YERRADOUCHE!

quasi fauxhawk
fading aviators (are they purple?)
dollar sign, among other things, permanently imprinted on arm

anyone who thinks this guy warrants a nottadouche should take a week off from the site. too much douche exposure has skewed your perceptions and raised your douchal tolerance far beyond a reasonable level. standards of acceptability have shifted. douche becomes normal. worlds collide.

i'm surprised at the suggestion, DB1.
 

forgot the scrote beneath his lower lip. i thought it was shadow.
 

i don't agree with you that tats automatically = douche. there are quite a few people out there with tats that are not douches.

HOWEVER, this guy, regardless of tats, is clearly a douche. the flavor saver. the sunglasses. the faux hawk. all scream douche.
 

I think there's a subtle choke hold going on here. In light of the arena, and the faux, my vote goes Douche. I'll let the tat and sunglasses slide. He's at least put some thought into his tats. Sunglasses are appropriate when sunny. This hott prefers here douche mild, not spicey.

Paul Douchtreides
 

Anonymous at 12:37 has it right:

Facial hair and glasses put him over the top.

The hair I am ok with, as well as the tats, and I'm still kind of leaning nottadouche because he looks friendly.

But the glasses and lip fur, not so good.
 

@Double-O-Douchebag

I have quite an art collection in my skin and if you knew jackshit about tats, you could appreciate colors when appropriate. While the guy does have excessive purple, and I completely agree that there is a bit to much for the eyes, its overall not as bad as the choads I see rocking wife-beater shirts and tribals

Dude gets a pass, for now.
 

DOUCHE

lower lip pubes.

the glasses.

that's not a good natured smile of generosity, it's a self-absorbed sneer of arrogance.
 

Its amazing the differance between a smile and a kissy face will do to your image!! Kissy face= fuckstain Smile=normaldude
 

What are you talking about, DB1, you losing your edge?

fauxhawk - check
insect sunglasses - check
lip fungus - check
'70s van side tattoo - check
confined-space hott deathgrip - check

A douche by any other name would also smell like taint.
 

hell no he doesn't get a pass - look at those george michael shades. says all you need to know.
 

@douchey sanchez

No he's not. are you?

fauxhawk - half assed

insect sunglasses - Aviators

lip fungus - barely (can be shaved)

'70s van side tattoo - funny, but any professional tattoo can be labeled as such.

confined-space hott deathgrip - she looks happy, and one of her arms is free...no deathgrip here.

And I like the smell of taint thank you very much, the pleasing odor is half the point.
 

@Jean Claude:

depends on the taint's owner.

Bottom line: we need more photos.
 

@douchey sanchez

heh...true that, and yes, more photos would help determine douche/nottadouche status. DB1 got any more of this guy?
 

Jean Claude, as the resident Tatt expert, do you find this sort of thing a little over the top?
 

Between the shades, the poolside setting and his aggressive mugging of Kate Bosworth -- I say Douche.

But hey, its been a pretty rough week on the trading desk, so maybe I'm just projecting.
 

He's a douche.
Note the black fuzz on his ball-polisher.
 

soul patch and sunglasses. douche.
 

It's the dollar sign that gives it away.....drum roll.....DOUCHE!
 

Mmmmkay. Douche=His designer aviator glasses' tint match his tats. Same goes for the chin pubes and fallen faux-hawk. Nottadouche= besides the $ sign, the rest of his tats are actually tasteful . . . what a waste of good ink on a giant douchebag.
 

dragons, really? what the fuck is that, the virgin mary? what kind of message does that send? i'll tell you, it sends the message "fucking douchebag"

no question.
 

i'm conflicted about this verdict. if we give this guy a pass then the likes of HATE ASSBERRY may be eligible for nottadouche status too. while i feel that this guy isn't as repulsive as HATE ASSBERRY, i think i have a duty to err on the side of safety.

okay i'm gonna say he might be no more douche than me. even though i have no tats.
 

Others have said it already, and I concur. He projects DOUCHE AURA, the dense fog of scrote that makes us all want to grab a hammer and start the party.

It's also the sum of the parts. The tatts alone are awesome, but you know that the other components -- the aviators, the faux, the chin patch -- are all cacluated ingredients in the douche stew he's cooking.

But like others also said, I need more pics before making a final decision.

But one thing I do know: the Holy Mother's probably gonna look like the elephant man when he hits middle age...
 

Maybe when tatts were cool, he'd get a notadouche pass, but we all know those days are over. Here's to those of us who made it unscathed through that phase and won't be scaring our grandchildren to death one day.

Automatic Stage 1 Douche.
 

hell no! Look at that dollar sign on the left shoulder. That alone spells dou$he.
 

@Vin Douchal

To answer your question, I met a fellow in NYC who I call 'Wild Bill'. Wild Bill is 85 years old and has 99.9 percent of his body covered in beautiful artwork. He was working on the last part covering his body when I met him, his face. A badass. Now he went a little over the top, but damn 85 years old and getting your face tattooed? Fucking mad respect. That guy had the most amazing stories, kept me entertained for hours. He fought in WWII and had collected ink from all over the world.

That being said, this guy is far from being over the top. I will totally give a pass to fully tattooed people like Wild Bill, sideshow performers, avid collectors, and people in the industry.

@Simon LeDouche

Haha...dude, look around you, those days are far from over. And hey although tattoos aren't for everyone and that's ok, most of the grandchildren you speak of today will most likely be coming through our doors as soon as they turn 18. And they love looking at ink. All the kids I've met can't wait to get tattooed. It most certainly doesn't warrant an Automatic Douche. Now if you referred to his Douchitude, maybe.

I love it when people with tattoos get put up here and get an Automatic Douche because of it. If you ever met some of us (that don't wear giant aviators), you'd most likely think twice my friend.

I will be lucky if I make it to 85 let alone still be getting tattooed, so I say fuck it. Let my tats sag, I won't care, I'll be running down the street naked screaming:

"I'm 85 years old! Kiss my wrinkly tattooed ass!!".
 

P.S. I once tattooed a green dollar symbol on my palm once just for fun. It wore off in about three months, it's gone now.

My old sensei had a dollar sign on his palm.

Jesse James has a dollar sign saying 'Pay Up' on his palm.

Douchey?
 

He's on the cusp, which if course is my little way of saying he slipped into the chasm.

Douche.

Unless I find out he's working toward the unified theory, or is on the verge of a breakthrough in cancer treatment.

But I doubt it.
 

This is why instead of avoiding dudes with tatts I push 'em down and give their designer jeans grass stains.

What a pussy!
 

Are you kidding me? Samurai didn't have a gang sign but his harrowing stench made him a cult classic.

This rorshach test looks so settled into his own baggery that he doesn't need signs. I think his dad was a douche and the spawn just assumes that's the way to be.
 

not enuff info for a decision, ...pass
 

@ Jean Claude

I was an avowed not-a-fan of tatts. Although I admitted the occassional rose on the shoulder or pixie on an ass cheek or flower on the ankle can enhance the sensuality of an ALREADY hot gal.

My previous secretary was leaving and offered to have her best friend interview for her job. She warned me that this gal had mad tatts.

A closed minded individual would have said "no thanks".

I hired her and she was great. The body art did not bother me nor did it detract from an otherwise sweet personality and good worker for me or my customers.

That said, tatts do not make for an automatic douche. But you have to admit, Db1 finds some douches that just happen to have tattoos.
 

Douche.

I would point to several things:

One: The shades, and gross facial hair that wallows somewhere in between a soul patch and a five o'clock shadow.

Two: I'm pretty sure he's got a pierced ear if you look close, even though there's no bling stuck through it.

Three: Anybody who decides to place a giant tattoo of the Virgin Mary underneath the pec-boob area is a douche.

Four: I think it's time to invoke the "douche by proximity" argument. I believe that oftentimes people stuck in douche purgatory only exist in such a state as an illusion, much like Schroedinger's muthafuckin cat. In other words, the douche/nottadouche opposition is purely binary.

In sum, in order to resolve such cases of ambiguity, we needn't, in most circumstances, look farther than the company surrounding the douche. I hate to say it, but the people in the background greatly increase the probability of douchitude.

Of course, a greater philosophical debate exists, which pertains to the "douchenberg uncertainty principle" (cf. heisenberg uncertainty principle) in which we are compelled to question the validity of the attribution of the douche/nottadouche binary to the subject in question, as the act of photographing them likely alters the behavior of the subject, rendering the inherent douche-characteristics of the picture in question invalid.

Indeed, following Baudrillard, not only is every photo on this site altered in its reality by the presence of a camera; but the captured, projected reality itself is actually a douche-simulacrum.

I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.
 

@Vin Douchal

Right on, and don't get me wrong, there are many many douchey ass tattoos out there on bags. And I'll be the first to mock said poor choice of art, believe me I've done my fair share of douche filled art, and when done, commence to shaking my head, and laughing.Sorry I can't say no, it gives me stripper money.

@Business-Casual Douche

Excellent dissertation on the possibility that the subject or subjects in question become douchey due to the environment and situation, or being photographed through alteration of their projected realities into our own, even in regards to the 'douche by association concept' completely warrants further investigation.

As to number three: How about this guy?

Danny Trejo

By your rationale, he is a douche. I personally wouldn't fuck with him.
 

As the 100th post I have a question: why in the Sacred Name of Betty Boop's Big Black Butt Plug is there a 100th post on the verdict of this rubber bag full of warm vinegar water?

His type puts the doo in doooouche.

Pass my flatulent ass.
 

it was either Rimbaud or Sinbad, (i get the two confused) who said "Tatts do not the douche make"

this chum bucket would be a full blown 'bag even w/o the ink and wearing a burka.

the stench of poo follows him like plinky's mom follows a buffet
 

this was sort of a tough call. i'm really tempted to just go ahead and say he's probably a decent enough guy if you ditch the aviators and the pseudo-soul patch, but then i realized it is most likely not by accident that those adouchrements ended up on his person. it is like how a negatively charged filament is attracted to only a positively charged magnet. you don't see decent guys with soul patches and aviators. therefore, i have to call a douche a douche.
 

@JCvD
I actually met Danny Trejo in, of all places, a Chevrolet dealership in the San Fernando Valley. He was very cool.
 

@busCas - no no, we getcha, I think you're on to something. I reiterate my previous quandary: if a douchebag meets a hot chick and nobodys around with a camera, do they get aroused?

Boggles the imagination it does...
 

I would lean toward giving him a pass, except for those sunglasses...they make me weary. I'm beginning to wonder where all of these bikini poolside parties take place...L.A. or Miami?
 

@ JCvD
A dollar sign on your palm does show some creativity but on your shoulder? Pure spectacle. Even as a regret he put a dragon around it. That's the equivalent of wearing one of those douche scarves(see Snickers McFlurry) to accessorize a V-neck sweater.
 

Well, the pussy in this photo has some nice cleavite, which balances out the tatted doucheosity of the wank. Her waist is also endearing, her lissome arms and smiling visage beckoning, albeit covered with dark glasses.

His glasses are not just aviator large, they are graduated tinted, making them more douchey. Like his tatts.

He's the combo of douche.
 

agree with others. the shades and the soul-patch and the oh-so-manscaped, george michael-in-faith-video stubble push him over the douche line.
 

Not a douche.
 

For once I think it's 51% nottadouche
Never thought I'd see the day
But I'm a noob on this here site
 

I see douche aura.

Someone could have dunked him to wash off the tag body shot poo smell, which could explain the lack of obvious hair issues.

but the chin pubes don't help. Neither does the dollar sign tattoo.

I don't normally get worked up over blondes.. and this is not exception to the rule.

but still... boobies are boobies and those are nice.
 

Is this that the dude from Scarface that was hitting Tony's little sis?
 

He bears a disturbing resemblance to Johnny Knoxville.
 

SSSOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL
PPPPPPAAAAAATTTTTTTTCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!
 

Depending on where in the world this is, I will give him a notadouche pass if he is in any tropical location which would warrant the no shirt wearing. Anywhere north of New Orleans or south of Sao Paulo he's a douche.
 

@darksock 1:16

Wow. Just wow.
 

At least this guy's smiling in a photo with a hott.

Baby steps away from the smell of baby poo.....
 

No way he gets a pass. His Japanese inspired puff the magic dragon is gripping a $ sign. If this walked into my shop he would be known as douche bagalow..
 

forgive. we have bigger fish to fry.
 

Granted, the dollar sign tat would normally be a one way ticket to douchetopolis in my book, but the manner of its presentation makes me wonder...consider the $ aflame, gripped by the Celestial Dragon who just blasted it with cleansing fire and is prepared to crush it in his mighty claw. Perhaps dude is expressing his contempt of the quest for material gain...then again, those shades (shudder)
 

soul patch...
 

Dollar sign tats are dead giveaways.
Douche
 

1 Sunglasses are too big
2 fauxhawk
3 dollar sign tattoo
4 pluck of hair under lip
5 3/4 of his torso covered in tattoos

5 signs of the douche.
I rest my case.
 

Many signs of predouchedom, but I believe in my heart of hearts this guy is alright. As far as the tatt's go, they are pretty badass, not your typical tribaldouche tatts. Lose the aviators, and the under chin pubs.

nottadouche says I

Bobbies

GREENMAN
 

I dunno, I just get douche aura from him. Yeah, he has a dollar sign tatted on him but it looks like there's some context to it in the tat so I'll let that one slide and pretend it's got some noble meaning. I happen to really like tatts, and this ink is actually really good. Green and purple are the two hardest colors to put in and keep them in so good job to whoever did the color. I get a slight air of smugness but meh, I suppose he deserves it. Decent looking and has a cute girl. I don't see any belts on him, just his shorts. Aviator sunglasses are meh and chin pubes are meh. You should shave that shit off in his sleep and he wouldn't even notice.
 

Genuinely happy, and I get the impression that that's genuine affection, not arm candy. Nottadouche.
 

Since she is wearing glasses too I can assume that there is an actual function even for those douche-like aviators. He has a warm smile and my friend and I, we are both allergic to doucheness, say he is nottadouche.
 

I must side with Jean Claude. Having tattoos in itself does not make one douchey. There are douchey tattoos, referring to them as "tatts" is pretty douchey as well. However, merely being tattooed does not make one a douche, otherwise, there would be a lot of douches in this comment thread. Tattooing pays my bills as well, it paid for me to take a wild trip to swinging London. I live in a nice apartment all by myself with some lovely antique furniture and a kick-ass TV. And I get to climb under the skirts of my '58 buick and lovingly finger-fuck her innards on my abundant free time.

However, I still say nay to fauxhawks and aviator shades. So if this dude came my way, I'd compliment his work and move on down the line. He's not acting like an asshole, he's at the pool and therefore should be shirtless, so, there it is, for what it's worth.
 

The guy is clearly a 'bag. I can't believe there is any debate about this. Forget about the tattoos. Focus on the bleached teeth, aviators, and most heinously, the soul patch. The fact that he could shave it is irrelevant. He could also take off the glasses and stop wearing a faux-hawk. The fact is he shaved everything but the soul patch, he put the glasses on his head, and he douchified his hair. In this case, his actions created an irrebuttable presumption of douchitude.
 

The tatts reveal a creative side that the grin shows to be modest & unbound by cheap stereotype.

But the chin fluff & sunnies reveal that he got all giddy with his unique sense of self & gave in to the dark side. Once there, the hair product was just a squirt away.

What we are seeing is the exact moment when cool turns to douche, which is why it's so hard to watch & not forgive, for he knows not what he has become. But we do.

We must punish him, as a warning to others.
 

Complete douche. When one is next to such perfection and is all tatted up.... absolute and total douche-osity!