Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Doucheclowns in the Shower, Pt. 1
Part 1 of a five part series examining the primitive natural habitats of doucheclowns on the hunt of a green bikini hott.
Notice the key givaways as the douchescrum gathers:
1. Shaved pits on 'bags
2. Giant mandanas in the shower
3. Drunk hotts in state of confusion
Up next: How the scrotewanks position themselves groin-first towards Green Bikini Hott...
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:06 AM 
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Dude with his mouth where it counts and a grin on his face gets nottadouche, despite those fucking glasses and that horrific hat.
It takes a real jerkwad to wear your sunglasses in the shower. Uh ... of course I didn't mean you, polka dots. You get a pass. And by pass, I mean I'll dry your toes when you're all done in there.
'Bag #1: "I'll show 'Bag #2 my 'roid-wizened peepee and take the opportunity to flex my Alien-looking arm."
'Bag #2: "Shaving your armpits makes them smell like poo. Check it out."
"What, you don't like my Blue Oyster shower cap?"
'Bag #2: "Shaving your armpits makes them smell like poo. Check it out."
"What, you don't like my Blue Oyster shower cap?"
Do the blondes' wristbands say "Save the Hotts"? It's as though they knew the douchebags were coming.
Gee, how'd that happen? A pool, a shower, bikinis, warm weather.....what a mystery.....
Gee, how'd that happen? A pool, a shower, bikinis, warm weather.....what a mystery.....
Sweet Jesus. Shaved douche pits? Is this a new adoucherement or have I just not noticed this before? Does this mean 'bags will start using eyeliner and hair spray soon? Oh wait...
AV
AV
# posted by 
: 7:42 AM
: 7:42 AM
The subtext to this photo is they're all Mormons and this was the highlight to their "wacky" Spring break. For a brief second Jonas' skin came in contact with Melinda's and when the gang saw this they all mocked, "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww,now Melinda's gonna get pregnant."
Wacky stuff I tell ya.
Wacky stuff I tell ya.
@plinky
I think you may be right. In fact, I think they're from a Mormon breakaway sect that not observes super-polygamy, which involves multiple wives AND husbands in one family. The conjugal visit calendar looks like the schedule at JFK's air traffic control.
I think you may be right. In fact, I think they're from a Mormon breakaway sect that not observes super-polygamy, which involves multiple wives AND husbands in one family. The conjugal visit calendar looks like the schedule at JFK's air traffic control.
Its a nice change to see some natural mammary cannons filing out the bikini tops. The douchiest guy in he pic has to be the T2 on the left side of the shower. He's not smiling because he wasn't programed to feel those emotions. And it took all of 5 minutes for me to see the "Stanley Steamer" attacking ebony-hotts carpet. I doubt he's man enough to split the "Black Oak".
nothing really to explain fellas.
1. pretty girls
2. boobies
i'll switch it up to a picture of bcs in the shower this morning.
1. pretty girls
2. boobies
i'll switch it up to a picture of bcs in the shower this morning.
This is the post-election Obama party at "DaPool" in Vegas.
They were heard bleating "Yay! President Odanda and his wife Rochelle are soooo cool! Party !! Wooo!"
Later, grease caused the drain to back up everywhere causing the pool to be drained and an acid wash commanded by the local HazMat team.
They were heard bleating "Yay! President Odanda and his wife Rochelle are soooo cool! Party !! Wooo!"
Later, grease caused the drain to back up everywhere causing the pool to be drained and an acid wash commanded by the local HazMat team.
That's so funny that you posted this... my roommates and I just took a shower last night. Just the 3 of us though. Naked of course. No douchebags allowed. The only shaved pits were our own.
if i only i woke up in time for a shower. had to hit the target areas as fast as i could with a wet tshirt.
I love the fact that brownshorts douche is showing his mangina to Harley Davidson next to him and the hotts are just ignoring it.
Also, @amanda
you seem to have intimate knowledge of this gathering...was this some sort of hollywood pool party at the standard that you attended?
Also, @amanda
you seem to have intimate knowledge of this gathering...was this some sort of hollywood pool party at the standard that you attended?
Sweet bikini hotts belly touching!Is there anything more sexy? Methinks not! Other than me being pressed like a panini in between that sweet, soft, tanned skin!
# posted by : 8:32 AM
: 8:32 AM
@plinky....nope. this past Thursday when she came over to clean the leaves in the backyard.
ifyaknowwhati'msayin'.
ifyaknowwhati'msayin'.
Ok who ordered the eggroll chitlins combo with a side of major douche sausage and 2 yummy fluffy pancakes smoothered in me syrup....
Is it me or is Brian Botano wearing an entire leather baseball cap? Also to his plug master behind him your mitties look like 2 little piles of mud and by mud, I mean you're a fagocyte.
Is it me or is Brian Botano wearing an entire leather baseball cap? Also to his plug master behind him your mitties look like 2 little piles of mud and by mud, I mean you're a fagocyte.
# posted by : 8:37 AM
: 8:37 AM
omg I completly missed the guy at the bottom....comedy Storm Trooper going dowm on her Darth Vader...yeah whateva my first one was better
# posted by : 8:39 AM
: 8:39 AM
Having not known Plinky prior to recent threads, I can say with some confidence that he is featured at number 1 on this video.
and by this video I mean
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Videos/LG_Originals/Top_10_Lists/10_Weirdest_Balloon_Pops_Ever/
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Videos/LG_Originals/Top_10_Lists/10_Weirdest_Balloon_Pops_Ever/
pfah, isn't it weird that Plinky aged faster than his mom? I guess that can be attributed to a diet of cheetos dipped in crisco.
Is it me, or do 80% of all Hot Chick with Douchebag combos reside at the Mandalay Bay Hotel?
75% at least have to be in Las Vegas proper, right?
Avoid douchiness, avoid Las Vegas.
75% at least have to be in Las Vegas proper, right?
Avoid douchiness, avoid Las Vegas.
# posted by : 9:18 AM
: 9:18 AM
#2 sure had a fun time humping that whale.
He must have had some whale humping practice on (fill in the blank) _______ 's mom
He must have had some whale humping practice on (fill in the blank) _______ 's mom
@vin douchal, I think he thought it was a sperm whale...
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all the week!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all the week!
Those poor douche towels are probably lost in the shower without their loofahs and crotch dandruff shampoo. And douchie-on-the-left appears to be in the final stages of tetanus rigor. Run, hotts. Run fast and far.
Is polka dots Rita from "Dexter", or is it that every hot blonde looks like Rita to me these days?
# posted by : 10:36 AM
: 10:36 AM
Dude on the left, his head and neck seem to be sticking out at an odd angle. He looks like some kind of poorly executed flash animation.
Watching this unfold in reverse sucks just as much.
Watching this unfold in reverse sucks just as much.
Douche on the left wearing shades in the shower looks like he's trying to pull of a very half-assed impression of Iggy Pop.
...covered in poo.
...covered in poo.
# posted by : 5:10 AM
: 5:10 AM
could Green Bikini Hott be the same White G-String Hott in PUMPY III ??? Are all of the Hotts starting to become one huge undistinguishable lump of hottness in my mind?
# posted by : 7:36 AM
: 7:36 AM
Score!! These douches really acomplished something speacial. 2 Blondes, 1 choco honey and a asian.. Nice job young douche patawans your skills are improving. Notice the panty lick by Bag 4 thats expert douche mode he must have on the new chocolate flavor axe body spray..Keep up the good work turds and make sure to keep those pits squeeky clean
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