He probably feels bad for giving her ear mites and wants to get them out the tasty way.
 

That's it, can we please stop with the fucking slobber? No, your girl DOES NOT want a wet earlobe. Ugh, fucking nasty. My boyfriend does this to me, let me tell you it's a sure fire way to get your partner to hit you.

At least the sideboob in this pic is a redeeming quality.
 

I have never been less turned on by a women of her unmistakable beauty - having a turd sticking out of your ear will do that. Why is this beautuful young lass in the same zip code as this grade A dipshit? Sad.
 

Usually, pictures of lesbians making out turns me on...

... not in this case.
 

Later, Deegan jammed a straw in her ear and sucked out any self respect she had left.
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I don't know what to think of this guy except he most likely has a mattress made of raw meat.
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Can her ears catch herpes?

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He gets his hair styled at Cinnabon.
 

shouldn't they make the blow up nozzles for those real dolls a little less conspicuous?


what, real doll jokes are overused on
this blog?

bollocks.
 

From the Thank Goodness for Small Favors Dept.:

At least he has his shirt on.
 

Brian Setzer took his act to Vegas, let himself go, and walked casino floors until 5 in the morning looking to fulfill his deepest and darkest fetish: puking into hot chicks' ears.
 

Fake blonde vs. Fake blonde. I think Lesnar will win.
 

When Shmerkle leaned in to tell the punchline of his Mike Tyson joke it was not deemed funny by the patrons coated in her blood splatter pattern ..
 

Really, why would this chick lets this guy get within 3 miles of her?

I'm gonna make like that kid in Florida and go kill myself. If anyone wants to watch tune in at: www.douchebagsmademekillmyself.com

Goodbye.
 

Where is the douchebag? I see one hot chick and a bull dyke.
 

it's fucktards like this that pass for porn stars these days. ron jeremy should strike this scrotastic delta bravo down with his mighty third leg and scoop miss tartlet off into the sunset.
 

As douchebag as this move is, I wish I was him right now. Yum.
 

Cut off sleaves in a club is funny to me..
 

Wait, this photo is missing something. She doesn't look scared or Bleethy enough...maybe he's her gay bf and he's fixing one of her fly-aways.
 

You guys have it all wrong.

You'll notice his eyes are closed. Mongo here went in for a kiss and she deflected him with head-turn/cheek-block.

“Mongo get kiss like with Mongo Sister!!!”
 

Why is the lovely on the left smiling? Because we amuse her with our misguided debate as to whether her pal is male or female. In fact, the answer is: BOTH!

Ladies and jellyspoons, I believe we may be looking at the world's first hermaphrodite douche. Paging Michel Foucault!

This specimen is rotund, hairless, and strangely delicate of facial feature (check out those eyebrows and those little ears). Could still be a strangely effeminate guy, but then note the absence of any muscle definition or Adam's apple. Finally, the tatt seems to be some sort of Victorian fantasia--something no mere bio-male, straight or gay, could conceivably have chosen.

Mes chers, I present you the 21st century's very own Herculine Barbin.

Bonus: it's carrying a clear cup! If that's not definitive proof of Otherness, I don't know what is.
 

Bravo, Chupacabra!!! I stand in awe of your brilliance. Perhaps this one can be called "hermaphrodouche?"
 

Hey look everybody, Medusa's back from whipping those English turds into shape!

Glad your back Medusa!

Whips, chains, ear licking....
One of these things aint like the other,
One of these, doesn't belong.

ASvB
 

Medusa Oblongata @6:50pm

Merci, and a tip of my Hello Kitty cap to you for your delectable artwork. It's like Varga-meets-Tom-of-Finland. A splendid combination. If we could exhume Monsieur Foucault, he would doubtless switch teams for your rubber-clad pinups--I hear he liked it rough, and I doubt he could resist a girl wearing both a gas mask *and* a pink bow in her hair.
 

This guy's got the testosterone of a gibbon and the penis of a jellyfish.
 

@ adolf, Chupa

Oh, thank you, thank you. I certianly am inspired anew for some new works. As soon as I sleep off the jet lag and general fatigue, I'm gonna get cracking. Holy crap, the Brits are a degenerate lot. You walk down the street, cafe, tire shop, shoe store, diner, hardcore rubber fetish shop, flower shop, bookstore...like it's nothing. The clubs over there? Hoo doggie. I walked into a room and witnessed some full-on Chinese fingercuffs action in one corner, while a 400lb chick draped in a leather cloakin the other corner was screaming at and slapping some old dude jacking off inside the pantyhose he was wearing. Fuckin' crazy, I even got a little blushy.
 

i've been perusing this site for over a year, and i find this to be the most disturbing image on hcwdb - nay, the internet! this is worse than cock-fingering midgets with leprosy! for the love of the sweet little baby jesus, TAKE IT DOWN!!!
 

Upon closer inspection, he's actually licking her cheek. No less disturbing, however.
 

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There's just a hint of tasty sideboob there. Yummy.

You know, I think the reason this douche looks more like a butch lesbian than a guy is the lack of piercings. Seriously. Dudes with this many tats and hair like that usually have gauges in their ears.
 

@ Medusa

Yea, I heard Pfah was over there too, but I did not know he wore pantyhose.

ASvB
 

Anonymous @7:51...you haven't seen some of bcs's submissions, er,um, say, something' like TubGirl.

Trust me, you don't want to, either. HCwDB is not so depraved as it is clownish and icky.

These douchebags are buffoons of the highest order. Well, not THAT high of an order. Maybe no higher than 33rd degree Masons.
 

He is a Munchster.

She may well be suffering from Munchhausen's syndrome, wherein a person imflicts sickness upon herself to garner attention from doctors and other specialists.

Why else is she standing with this sleeveless shirt-perve????
 

Chupacabra: female, educated (obviously), fond of making fun of douchebags. Perfect.

In other news, I'm giving this a pass because I'm just so confused . . . .
 

Her smile seems genuine, not the "Sweet fucking Christ, someone get this pseudo-lesbianic man-woman douchehole away from my face" sort of grimace. Which, of course, only adds to the confusion: honey, you could have literally any man, or probably woman, you wanted. And you're choosing this poo?
 

Oh - DB1, I almost forgot:

Way to give Hostess cupcakes some respect! I know you've always been a Ho-Ho kind of guy, and certainly they are a fine and delectable snack product. But I'm all about the cupcakes.

I haven't done a thing on my day off but mock the 'bags and long for a cupcake.
 

seriously, this girl is way too hot (and does not seem to be douchebagetted at all!) to be with this gross being! And she seems genuinely happy to be molested by him... I'm just speechless.
 

@plinky

Couldn't help noticing you mentioning a Garbage Plate a couple of threads ago. So...Rochester?
 

Many of my friends have been told that these movement disorders are "minor," "merely cosmetic," and that they should simply "learn to live with it." However, as one hott said to me, "I wonder if my psychiatrist would say it was 'minor' if he had to go out in public with his tongue involuntarily protruding out of his mouth every few minutes!" Indeed, tardive dyskinesia and tardive dystonia are not "minor" or "merely cosmetic problems" for those douches who suffer from them.
 

Jessica Alba was disappointed to find out Butch figured cunnilingus was the removal of earwax by the darting of the tongue.
 

Sheldon congratulated Maude with a voluminous ear lubing after she donated her remaining ovarian eggs for use in the Red, White, and Blue celebratory spectacle above the back bar.
 

Erving stole a quick lobe lick before sending Sin-Dee back to the world’s girthiest stripper pole.
 

No sleep for me… what’s Sãm Scröte up to these days?
 

Ah, shit. I got nothing.
 

@Mr. White

Good eye. Yes I lived in Ra-cha-cha back in '95 for about 9 months. Those things were nasty but delicious.

I left one in my car by accident and the grease and hot sauce ate through the plate and stained my upholstery.

Good times, good times...
 

This dude is a guy, but takes it up the culo. Otherwise he would've licked that lassie clean. But as it is, he's precariously getting his first taste of women (literally), and he doesn't like it. It's icky.

Ain't no taste like the rich bouquet of taint.
 

Learning to link.....testing
 

That was slightly better than plinky's

trying again
 

cool....carry on, carry on.
 

Licking her earlobe is merely "prep work" for inserting his crank into her eardrum.
 

In the words of Prince Scrotey, otherwise known as Jason Mraz....

Scooch on over closer dear
And i will nibble your ear

.... Oh god, I'm going to hurl
 

i can say for certain this guy is not Jackie Chan.
 

Which one spends more time in front of the mirror?
 

Dude, I thought that was Rosie O'Donnel with a bad bleach job.
 

Uber Ike
 

As Todd puffed furiously he kept thinking to himself "Best. Blowup. Doll. Ever.".
 

where he's from its polite to clean your mate.. Followed by eating ants of sticks and throwing poo
 

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I find it astounding that these retards will get their picture snapped doing the stupidest shit. Then when it goes on a sympathetic website like "hotclubbing.com" or some other den of douchebaggery, it's OK, because they get to stand around and say "huh.huh. look at me lick that beeyotche's ear...huh huh..." but as soon as it is brought into the light of day for examination and mockery, suddenly, it's not cool anymore.

So: to all the douchebags and bleeths of this world: YOU SUCK!!!! You can dish it out - you can dress like a dumbass be completely irresponsible with your pathetic excuse of a life, but when it comes to being called on the carpet for your miscreance, you suddenly can't take it, and for that, I say FUCK YOU, you gutless bucket of poo.
 

Instead of cleaning up the web site, maybe you should clean up your life, shitsquirt. Don't be a douche, we won't call you out.
 

Wonder how he found out he was posted on here.

I've started a name game for these sorts of "remove me" douchebags, please add more if you wish:

Rescind-a-douche
Erase-a-douche
Flush-a-douche or Douche-flush
Douche-a-douche
Bidet-a-douche
In-and-Out douche(like the burger)
Douche-down
Over-the-dam douche (could be "over the damn douche," too)

I'd also add he wasn't much of a takedown loss, I was tired of looking at him.