Awesome.

The sad thing is being familiar with all these photos......
 

I sat there for 5 minutes wondering when Trainwreck was going to appear. Thank you Foglizard for not disappointing.

Great vid.
 

Well Done!
 

That was amazing, and by amazing I mean pickle my eyeballs with sulfuric acid mixed with bleach sauteed with habanero peppers.

Reminds me of jamming to the "Douchebag Blues" by W.A.S.P.
 

AWSOME AWSOME....KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

KING OF SUMMER'S EVE
 

Douchey nominaton in 3, 2, 1

Now:
I nominate Foglizard for a Douchey in 2008, if not directly given an a award prior to voting.
 

Bravo!!!

Encore!!!!

Douchebaaaaaaggg!!!!
 

holy shit! RICKY!!!!


YES!!!

Where do i join the foglizard fan club?
 

this will be on thedirty.com in 2 weeks.
 

says it's no longer available now
what fuck deal?
Turdacious
 

Fantastic job Foglizard. That song couldn't of been better.
 

Very good. You guys get some kind of a medal - perhaps "song of the year" at the douchies?

Oh - and fuck fish slap.

Just cuz.
 

Samurai Scrote once raped a 'bag named Nik Richie
He raped Nik's mouth so hard, his teeth became squishy
Nik accepted his gayness
As Lamp entered his anus
Now Nik has to shit through a tube that's not stretchy.
 

Oops! Wrong Thread.
 

And Samurai Scrote bless them trashcans!!
 

@Vin Douchal-

Sad??? Hell no. Be proud you can name them all. It's like a trip down memory lane. Any time you can see Fish Slap, Joey Porsche, Donkey Douche, STD Twins, The Oompa Prompas, Xenu, etc. all in one place, AND sing a catchy song to it, well... I couldn't be laughing much harder. Though that really is a LOT of Gator to take all at once.
 

Great job guys. Very well done. Tasteful, informative, accurate - all at the same time.

@Vin Douchal: I know what you're saying there...sorta sad, sorta not. I think it just means you are a dedicated 'bag hunter, willing to do whatever it takes to save the Hotts.

On a related note, the other day a friend of mine came to me and said "I just got lost in the Hall of Scrote for a while." I replied, "That's how it starts..."
 

I remember my first time on this site. I found it via a link on Gorillamask.net

I hadn't laughed that hard in a while. After months of lurking, reading the comments, and studying the HoS, I was finally ready to make a name and make a comment.

I'm hoping I'll have my first HCwDB submission posted sometime in the near future. I've been scouring the net for hours on end.
 

I have an idea.

"The Dirty" has superior graphics, etc. to this blog but is run by a dimwit with limited skills. That website is dreck. His followers seem to be loyal, and in one case a dunce that would admit to being a fan of the NBA actually attempted to show his pea brain in here.

Why doesn't Db1 here and Chick Ritchie assemble a team of bloggers each and have an unabashed flame out on a topic of their choosing, say "Just how shitty is The Dirty.com ?" or say, "Can those people that post there think they are entertaining?"

Perhaps we could vote on "our " team and then they can start a third party location ( something I am sure bcs could handle during a Snickers break).

Of course our side would have a spirited debate or blog-off to determine whom among us is worthy although I gotta tell ya, Steve Z, Crucial , Creature , bcs, Mr White and probably Medusa are a lock. The rest of us would have to fight it out with FlyTeeth for the "at large" position(s).

Whaddya think? Too high school or worse yet too John Hughes?
 

This is the greatest thing ever. Thanks you guys for the song!!!
 

I should probably get a blogger account sometime. Lord knows I read/post on this site enough.
 

Pfah,

Sorry, I left you out of the "lock" category... you should be there, also..

VD
 

As long as your name is Anonymous, you're fine Douchemaster Flex
 

Foglizard reminds me of "Hootenanny"-era Replacements, if all the band members were Bob Stinson (R.I.P.) on a 4-day airplane glue bender. A high compliment indeed.

The first time I found this site? I read about it in a Rolling Stone issue left in the men's room. I went to the site and Peaches was in the monthlies. I wrote some shit about his stone-faced point commanding the "vote of scrote" and made the front page. I was hooked.
 

And darksock too. His comments make you feel like you just stepped in a piece of shit. Dirty and awkward cause you kinda like how it felt... was that too revealing?
 

you gentlemen are too kind.

i am humbled.



and by 'humbled', of course i mean 'gassy'.
 

The girl at 1:47

I remember that post like it was yesterday. Please, someone remind me.
 

Yeah no way in hell should darksock not be a lock.... Anyway you get my point there's a few in here that would kick that place's taint from here to , uh, Taintville
 

How the hell I made Vin's list beats me. There are much more talented and experienced mockers than myself. But, with Vin and myself coming off the bench, you'd have the pride of the Lakers (7-0) and Celtics (8-1 and reigning champs) going against the SpursFan (2-5).

Poor dude would have to take cover in one of Greg Popovich's poc marks.
 

Wow. First round pick. That never happened before... Cool.

I don't know if a battle of the blogs is such a good idea, as it would only give more legitimacy to thedirty.com.

They may get more eyeballs, but we have vastly higher quality.

It would be like pitting a brand new IROC Z against a '33 Mercedes SSK. Sure: the Z would whip the SSK left and right, but frankly, the SSK is the MUCH nicer vehicle and garners a great deal more respect.

And unlike thedirty, women actually post here, and with frequency and great quality. I would certainly want hypersexualgirl and/or amanda and/or medusa (among others) at my side in such a battle.
 

Man that was flipping brilliant. Could be I just paused on Asian Sailor Hott and zoned for awhile, I dunno, could have happened.
 

Is it wrong of me to have identified a large majority of the DB's by their BD1 given names?

Do I need a life, or more DBwHC?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rosendouche
 

mmm Asian sailor hott. I don't care what was attached to her. I'd cover her in duck sauce and make chop sticks from my own fibia to use for nibbling on every inch of her stomach.
 

So, um I'm the only one that thinks Foglizard sucks, huh?

Viva la difference, mes amis.
 

Who are you people and what are you doing in my virtual house?
Leave. Leave now before I get darksock's fat mom after you!
Shoo, shoo!
 

And pfah please stop calling me in the middle of the night to discuss your .. uh-hum ... problem. Just take and extra Viagara and put downt the Boone's Farm and it'll "work" just fine.
Got it rabbit?
 

I see my spelling's still intact.
 

Jesus wept.
 

Hooooly shiiiiiiitt!
 

@vin douchal

Sir, I am honored to be on your list. Especially after the weird day I had. I think I sniffed too much white out and rubber cement, and when I passed out, I had this crazy dream that some illiterate troll from thedirty.com came here and resorted to calling us gay within 5.3 seconds, for lack of any real humor.

@plinky

Holy shit, it's plinky! Dude, how's your moms?
 

M White what's happening pimp?

Me? Parole is going well. I'm not going to fuck up this time ... I ain't ever going back.

Soooooo ... what have I missed all these months?

By the way, your momma's so fat that Einstein's theory of relativity (E=MC2) doesn't appply to her.
 

Maybe mine was a dumb idea after all.

I went back and checked some of Spurm Fan's retorts and in my mind's eye it started to sound like Scooby Doo doing a Charlie Brown's teacher impersonation while on on acid with a gerbil firmly embeded in his rectosigmoid junction as the West Hollywood choir sang "Oklahoma" in Old Low Norse accompanied by a honky tonk piany. I said PIANY not PIANO.

Fuck me with a crooked broomstick.

Carry on.
 

Plinky!

What'd you miss? Nothing, if you haul ass over to the Samurai Scrötę thread back in early October. It is up to 6,500 comments and won't stop growing. Like yer Mom's ass. Pull up a bottle and start reading through!
 

My mom's ass is so big it has it's own tax bracket.

Samurai Scrote thread, eh? I'll have to check it out. Hell maybe I can add another 200 comments to it tonight. The wife's asleep and suddenly developed a "headache."

Women, so predictable ...
 

I would send Baron Von Goolo as the sole HCwDB champion to take on any flingers of poo. No question. His posts are seldom but lethal.

@ archedoucheis: I thought only I got an erection from accidentally stepping in poo in my sock feet...let's start a club.
 

Does it have to be your own poo in the sock?
 

sock feet? I prefer barefoot.

However, "I like stepping in poo club" shall commence.
 

Hey Foglizard ... Tina Turner called. She wants Ike to start hitting her again. It'll make her feel good compared to listening to your tone-deaf song.

Ok enough of the jokes. Good job men. I never thought it was possible to hear in one dimension, but after listening to your song, yep it sure is possible.
 

That is what makes the sock dark, Grasshoppa.
 

I prefer HJBBaD. He's the pooiest...
 

Poo? Did someone say Poo?!
That reminds me, time to change grandma's diaper.

I'll be right back ...
 

Tube sock, or wool?
 

That video justifys youtubes existence, thank you!
 

For seven months I've refrained from making Plinky jokes because I knew him not...

... I have so much to learn.

And though Plinky knows me not, I welcome him back. I've been sucking dick for cheap around here.
 

I just got back from scouting thedirty.com, determined that a flame war with jungle gym caliber fartknockers like The Dirty Army was beneath the notice of Masters of Hilarity like ourselves, and I come back to Poo Sock Club.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!!!
 

Boy our conversations really do get derailed don't they. Collective ADD is a field yet to be studied.
 

Crucial head ... fucking sweet screen name, bitch. I like it.

I was a staple here for most of last year until DB1 kicked me out for being too vulgar.

Yeah right, for being too vulgar. Good one. Vulgar comes to this site to feel clean.

I'm back bitches!! Where's Randy and his fucking Levis?!?!
 

@Plinky:

Cheers my good man!

I hear a bleating from my back yard. Must be time to grab my girlfiend by the horns and thrust 'till her billie gruff tickles my balls.
 

@Crucial -

In the Caribbean that's the true definition of 'jerked' goat.
 

You are correct... I also call it churning goat cheese, or the three billy goats grunt.
 

Just beware of the "troll who lives under the bridge."
That's a metaphor for {{censored}}

I'll leave it up to y'alls imagination.


I think I have to go now. Need to think up more "Your momma's so fat..." jokes. It's hard work people.
 

Just beware of the "troll who lives under the bridge."
That's a metaphor for {{censored}}

I'll leave it up to y'alls imagination.


I think I have to go now. Need to think up more "Your momma's so fat..." jokes. It's hard work people.
 

Song sucks
 

Song is stoned BORING, agree with the Baron. But if DB1 is pleased, so be it.

Samurai Scrote decrees it.
 

nylon socks
 

The reason we can't have nice things, BVG, is because this site has a page rank of three. Or so I am told.

Rule 1 of poo sock club - Do not talk about poo sock club.

Rule 2 of poo sock club - Step on it. Reeeal good like.
 

heya Plink.

how's your mom been?

welcome back shithead.
 

im all for pointing out the douche bags of society but this the worst song i have ever herd. not enjoyable
 

goddamn plinky's back. now all we need is fltythte and it will feel like home again.

this song really is terrible. but hilarious. i think the terribleness is what gives it it's awesomeness. kinda like an ed wood movie.
 

rule three of poo sock club: make sure you are up to date on your tetanus shot.


Hey, I'm not saying I'm gonna go out and get a Foglizard CD, but how many times are you gonna hear a band dedicate a song to the website that you frequent? And because of the content of the song, I say great job. But there's no need to argue about it. It's not like were talking about how douchey The Donk is or something.
 

i'm ignoring spurs fan from now on and getting back to what this blog is all about.


mocking douchebags and boobies.
 

Nice.

- Douchey Smurf
 

@plinky

I arrived here this past spring, so I don't know your writing.

From what you've posted so far, it seems like you're just as much of a nasty asshole as the rest of us, so I welcome you.

Oh, yes, and that is my picture. I am made of pine.

Also, you should know that we have an extensive female contingent of regulars (finally). The quality of writing has improved since I've been here (May), and without hesitation I have to say this is THE funniest site on the web. Period.

I look forward to your (no doubt hilarious) contributions.

regards,

Colonel Steven Zodiac

Pilot and Commander of Fireball XL5
Space Patrol
 

@pfah wrote:

i'm ignoring spurs fan from now on and getting back to what this blog is all about.

Agreed. He is the dripping ooze from a spiny anteaters cloaca.

mocking douchebags and boobies.

Dude - don't mock boobies. Boobies are lovely things. Mock FAKE boobies. Those are stupid. Natural boobies of any size are a delight, and should be venerated as any other part of the human anatomy. With the possible exception of haemorrhoids. They're really gross.
 

We have found our Anthem!!! Well Done!

Love the Douche Roll Call
 

Egads...in the midst of douchosity emerges a group to guide us through the dense fog...Yea, a foglizard, who slithers and feels through the smoggy mist of 'beggery, leading us to the light of a douche-free day. It may be a long journey, and is surely frought with peril, white belts, bad bling, and orange - my god, the orange... But the strength of the boobies, with the leadership of this mystical foglizard, and stout hearts, we will some day fight clear of this primordial cloud of scrotery...
 

Frank Zappa would be proud of this song.
 

I want to be in the video
 

Rick!
 

absolute classic. our theme song, our anthem is born.
 

The part where all the pictures of Gator are cycling, and his face remains the same is the funniest part.

That being said, I can tell with absolute certainty that Foglizard are a bunch of scrotes, because their band is called Foglizard. Gotta be the worst band name in the world.