Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Rotund mohawk sings
Those boots were made for walkin’
Nope, they’ll smash his nads.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:08 AM

After school lets out
Shop teacher dresses up "cool"
Tries to lathe some skanks

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:08 AM

Couple gathers for
Island elimination
Vote them both off.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:09 AM

You know you're a douche
When even the skulls on shirt
Are sporting faux hawks

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:09 AM

a chubby Glen Plake
squeezes green bimbo and says
"I've got more cocaine."

# posted by

pfah : 7:10 AM

Bleethe shows off her new
Designer Ed Hardy stand
For bowling ball head.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:10 AM

when Thee Dollhouse closed,
dancers came back to his house
to snort rails of blow.

# posted by

pfah : 7:11 AM

Sad midlife crisis
Actuary by day, and
Giant choad by night

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:12 AM

takes short bus to club,
not a pro like donkey douche,
nice toeless kneesocks.

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:12 AM

The Douchebags and bleethes
Have a monopoly on
Day-Glo clothing trend.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:12 AM

neon green blondie
and Mr. NoChin Mohawk,
a disturbing pair.

# posted by

pfah : 7:13 AM

I don't think that guy is a douchmonkey, I think he is retarded. Is it wrong of us to make fun of retards?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:13 AM

Hey, have you guys heard?
baldsexualguy dot com
pfah makes good porn

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:13 AM

This 'bag has fetish
Likes his bleethe to stomp his nuts
With black stilettos.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:14 AM

I have to confess:
Neon bleeth makes me tingle
Or is it the clap?

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:14 AM

Those hardwood floors will
Really soak up the urine
But hey, not my house

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:15 AM

Now that it's harvest
Let's turn this 'bag upside down
And use for a plow.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:15 AM

Green girl, don't look now
But I think your top has ripped
Let me finish it

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:16 AM

Green shirt gives me the
Green light to pee in her butt
Mr. White - jealous?

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:17 AM

the lean green hottie
poses with brian posehn
someone, just shoot me

# posted by

bcs : 7:17 AM

He does my taxes
At H&R Block; I'll take
her as my refund

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:18 AM

Crucial, her butt is
the only place I missed, so
by all means, enjoy.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:19 AM

Mohawk 'bags head is
Being slowly swallowed by
Ravenous neck folds.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:19 AM

Neon Bottle Blonde
Her shirt recalls Mardi Gras
Color of my puke

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:19 AM

the Rooster is in
the Hen House. the Rooster is
in the Hen House. -End-

# posted by

pfah : 7:20 AM

Hot Chicks with Douchebags,
this is the epitome,
of why I come here.

ASvB

Jeebus, I know she's a B-A-D girl, but I would saw off Mr. Whites left testicle with a rusted dental instrument set to low speed just to give her my best 2 minutes.

# posted by

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein : 7:20 AM

His hand is too high
If you look like an ass, might
as well grab some ass.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:20 AM

This hott green hornet
Can sting my butt anytime
Get tested later.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:20 AM

see through green shirt hott
guy likes affliction and has
donut addiction

# posted by

bcs : 7:21 AM

Adolf, go ahead
IOB makes pants too tight
Sawed nut will make room

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:21 AM

Pudgy Mohawk Choad
Trannys wear less Bedaz'ling
Blonde is now in doubt

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:22 AM

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# posted by

plinky : 7:22 AM

Skank goes platinum
Not her hair: This skull-pud was
Her millionth cock

# posted by

massengill : 7:22 AM

Newest member of
Skull and Bones leaves much to be
Desired - Yale weeps.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:22 AM

As long as this choad
Has donut addiction and
Not Janes Addiction.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:23 AM

GoGo boots swift kick
Into Squat's deserving groin
Explains the faux hawk

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:23 AM

Ain't found a way to
kill him yet. Yeah, they come to
snuff the rooster, yeah!

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:24 AM

My Fridays are not
Complete without a little
Ritual De Lo...

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:24 AM

Mr. White, pants tight?
Shop in little boys section?
I thought you quit that?

ASvB

# posted by

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein : 7:25 AM

Dumpy turkey neck
Saved all year for an escort
Lasted one minute

# posted by

plinky : 7:25 AM

one, two, three, mohawks!
ha ha ha! let's count some more!
ugh...count is nauseous...

# posted by

bcs : 7:26 AM

his neck has vanished
replaced by excessive chin
she is soylent green

# posted by

paper or plastic? : 7:26 AM

Last haiku should have
Written Ritual Day Glo
Habitual - doh!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:26 AM

Dan breaks from WoW
Buys ten year old boy's T at
Target. Now he's cool.

# posted by

massengill : 7:27 AM

Last guy in the train
At the bachelor party
Pee burns tomorrow

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:27 AM

Worst party ever
They ordered up a stripper
Turns out it was him.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:27 AM

I've got a new game,
I know you guys will love it,
Called Spot The Rich Guy.

ASvB

# posted by

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein : 7:27 AM

He used to be she
In this before and after
Please turn back to she!

# posted by

plinky : 7:28 AM

See through blouse yummy
We are glad that his pants are
Not also see through

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:29 AM

"i was in smash mouth"
hey now, you're a douchebag, get
the show on...get...aids.

# posted by

bcs : 7:29 AM

I try to haiku
But yet I'm fixated on
Her tiny black shorts

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:29 AM

This Halloween pic,
was submitted 3 weeks late,
awesome costume pfah

# posted by

Ronald McDouchenald : 7:29 AM

black francis backstage
after pixies reunion
shows his true colors

# posted by

paper or plastic? : 7:30 AM

if by 'rich', you mean
'pudgy', then i am pretty
sure i have found him.

# posted by

pfah : 7:30 AM

Chris Elliot has
Sunk to an all-time new low
At least the beard's gone

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:31 AM

It took him all day
To blow up his new sex doll
He still got turned down

# posted by

plinky : 7:32 AM

Cousin of Dexter
from Offspring gets a groupie
Separate 'em, please.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:32 AM

well thank you Ronald!
i bedazzled my own shirt
and rented stripper.

# posted by

pfah : 7:32 AM

Wow! "Quality Ass"
These studs know how to pull it,
Wish I fucking did!

ASvB

# posted by

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein : 7:32 AM

Hott displays the prize
To the winners of latest
Cannibal game show.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:33 AM

Oh, it's quality
But with one qualifier:
Viral quality.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:34 AM

artwork on wall is
a pfah original.
title is 'Green Square'.

# posted by

pfah : 7:35 AM

Many horse manes were
Shorn to make the extensions
For blondies tresses.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:35 AM

would slash this guy's throat
with a rusty garden hoe
if I could find it

# posted by

paper or plastic? : 7:36 AM

Is the secret, Cash?
I'd really like to know it.
Here's my check book, Babe.

ASvB

# posted by

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein : 7:36 AM

Hott in green satin
Moody Blues rewrite their tune
During coke whore binge

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:37 AM

and later that night,
he was made airtight by her
hermaphrodite friends.

# posted by

pfah : 7:37 AM

She's no two buck whore
Reach into that wallet, dude
Get you a "fiver"

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:37 AM

Green hottie unveils
Mr. Potato Head doll
No one will inflate.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:38 AM

Artwork on wall
also belongs to Pfah,
'White Square With Dark Lines'

ASvB

# posted by

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein : 7:39 AM

Lars Frederiksen's dim-
witted stepson, using Dad's fame
to score with punk sluts

# posted by

Ronald McDouchenald : 7:39 AM

Ah sh@t, I f*cked up that last one!

# posted by

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein : 7:40 AM

Spurs Fan has himself
A sexy memory to
Wank off to tonight

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:40 AM

Green hottie hornet
Let Kato eat too many
Donuts on patrol.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:40 AM

that's not a fauxhawk
instead a spltter pattern
from unseen sniper

# posted by

paper or plastic? : 7:40 AM

That's all for kids.............

Fuck Spurs Fan!

ASvB

# posted by

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein : 7:41 AM

Yet another choad
With a photo of himself
Displayed on his shirt

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:41 AM

$100 says
this guy woke up naked and
alone, with boner.

# posted by

pfah : 7:42 AM

meant to say "splatter"
in my last haiku attempt
you get the picture

# posted by

paper or plastic? : 7:42 AM

The bass player in
A Sex Pistols tribute band
Can't quite pull it off

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:43 AM

Marvin the Martian
Pulls some righteous tail, n'est-ce pas?
Hold on--what the fuck??

# posted by

Zen Wizard : 7:44 AM

AIG party
In beautiful Newport Beach
Had some weird pairings

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:47 AM

The guitarist for
The Eagles of Death Metal
Resembles this douche.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:47 AM

Billy poses with
His new step mom; dad met her
at "gentlemen's club."

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:48 AM

This douche tips douche scale.
He'll look like shirt when I'm done.
Step aside, my hott.

Trish gets back at dad.
No dating until eighteen.
Hell to pay now, pops.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:49 AM

Blackmail really works
This photo is testament
Ha, sux to be her!

# posted by

plinky : 7:49 AM

a good day indeed
when your worst haiku attempt
appears on front page

# posted by

paper or plastic? : 7:50 AM

Douche thinks he's cool, but
For $75
I could rent her too.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:50 AM

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# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:51 AM

Boatbutter, for just
Ten dollars more, you can pick
Color of her shirt.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:52 AM

Front page for Crucial
Now my designs will improve
Until beer thirty.

Can't believe next week
Is Thanksgiving already
And Douchies after.

My head is ready
To explode with excitement
I can smell the booze!

(Thanks for the trashcans blogger)

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:53 AM

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# posted by

Gaijindouche : 7:53 AM

I would like to thank
DB1 and all you guys
For making me laugh.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:54 AM

got my mojo back?
long drought, but back on front page.
back to bag hunting.

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:55 AM

Most of all I would
Like to thank Samurai Scrote
For sparing my life...

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:55 AM

He plugs his pie hole
With his tongue so he can swim
Blow hole inverted

Mouth breathing poo pile
Cletus the slack-jawed rock douche
Never has sniffed her

She is ever fake
But I am not too concerned
I want what's easy

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:00 AM

goiter blings gobblers,
hoochie breastmilk nuclear,
kind superbad toes.

# posted by

wonkydouchey : 8:02 AM

I live in Japan
The land where Haiku was born
And mine still felch ass.

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:04 AM

hehehe wonky berry nice

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:05 AM

green nips are crucial,
funny retard gimp nodule,
floofs are rarely free.

# posted by

wonkydouchey : 8:06 AM

Could not be happy
Without daily comments here
Read while guffawing

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:08 AM

@gaijindouche

No shame in easy
I would bet that she's easy
like Sunday morning.

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:08 AM

At after party
Drummer from Jimmy and the
Cock Fags meets groupie

# posted by

massengill : 8:09 AM

arigato gai,
jin watashi wa bakun,
yu no STD.

# posted by

wonkydouchey : 8:11 AM

Wheeze is a nice guy -
gave a friend a ride someplace;
missed Friday Haiku.

But hey, it's all good -
it could help us get a job
with the IRS.

Today's submissions
still cracked me up - no surprise!
It's what I expect.

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 8:13 AM

She used to be a
Stripper until she met Dave
Now she's a cam-whore

# posted by

massengill : 8:14 AM

Dude stood in long line
Hoped to meet hot at porn show
Paid c-note for pic

# posted by

plinky : 8:14 AM

Wheeze might get a job
At the IRS building
Right by Liquor Quik

# posted by

massengill : 8:15 AM

Spartan cheerleader
didn't need to sculpt his hair
like Leonidas.

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 8:16 AM

Still laughing at these:
BCS "smashmouth" and the
cam-whore line from massengill

(Sorry, too tired and grumpy to make that work in perfect haiku form.)

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:16 AM

Is that a tattoo of Florida on her leg? I'm calling my travel agent . . . .

(Wait, do people still use travel agents?)

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:17 AM

suzy-ga farting,
natto me pants dumb actress,
clean green stains galling.

# posted by

wonkydouchey : 8:18 AM

BCS' "smashmouth"
gem should be on the front page!
But was it too late?

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 8:19 AM

Wheeze needs "Liquor Quik" -
I start a 3rd shift job next
Tuesday night at 10.

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 8:20 AM

what? no front page? damn.
i should have had more coffee.
back to work for me.

# posted by

pfah : 8:20 AM

The 3rd shift job is
not with the IRS, though,
unfortunately.

I want to get on
with that organization:
job security!

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 8:21 AM

Sunday morning green
Not for putting just humping
Mr. White tees up.

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:23 AM

Green babe is sexy -
something about nylons, lips,
and her damn high heels.....

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 8:24 AM

catatonic kirk,
toeless for homeless seemed kind,
stellar dildo blonde.

# posted by

wonkydouchey : 8:24 AM

Mohawk Nation cries,
In lime, suckle boobie thigh,
Tragedy has come.

# posted by

Douchelock, Atty at Law : 8:24 AM

Holy shit Wonky
coughing up lungs and pushing
My Japanese skills

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:27 AM

I saw pfah on
Television last night. He
bought stock from Hong Kong

# posted by

massengill : 8:29 AM

spacegirl fucking spock,
from three-hundred miles mental,
toes curling soon queef.

# posted by

wonkydouchey : 8:29 AM

In from his farm job,
Duane borrows best bud's shirt,
Now milks new udders...

# posted by

You Douche When I Douche : 8:34 AM

What's up with this pic
Uber-hottie hanging with
Pig faced Linda Tripp?!?

# posted by

plinky : 8:36 AM

I'm sick and tired of skulls and other demonic? patterns of utter poo on t shirts made by these douchery companies. Is the shirt a distraction to the hott to avoid obvious uberdouche-scrote-baggery? If so, the douche may be wiser than once thought. Or, just a poodouche that is blind. In that case, let someone help you pick out your clothes....

Boobies

GREENMAN

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:37 AM

That is quite a match
A thousand dollar hooker
And shirt from Walmart

# posted by

plinky : 8:37 AM

tsumasaki funk,
hope she pees asahi beer,
rentals always sad.

# posted by

wonkydouchey : 8:44 AM

latex vagina,
green is not your color kim,
tans perplex the keen.

# posted by

wonkydouchey : 8:50 AM

A friggin' douchebag
and a floozey Bleeth are the
penultimate pair.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 9:02 AM

Black knee-hi's and toe-
less high-heels are a lame ex-
cuse for go-go boots.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 9:20 AM

Today's motto: if
you manufacture it, they
will buy and wear it.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 9:23 AM

Broom-Hilda hawk and
flashy skull-shirt on pudge-wank
are green light for Bleeth.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 9:28 AM

Top-side green is a
distraction on leggy blonde;
it ruins the effect.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 9:33 AM

Packing perky push-
ups under shoulderless green
top is eye-tastic.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 9:38 AM

Mohawked Tub of Lard
Standing next to high priced ho
Rent money well spent

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:45 AM

It's amazing how
inspired clothing makes unin-
spiring skank and wank.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 9:51 AM

Befauxhawked thumbhead
Not even the same species
As the day-glo hott.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 9:59 AM

money for a myspace photo
new economy even
on the eve of collapse

# posted by

Dennis Bagger : 10:23 AM

This girl is so hot. More pics of her please!

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:27 AM

The mail-order bride
finally arrived for Blob,
from Russia with love.

# posted by

douchey decimal system : 11:25 AM

Poser dresses Hott,
until she learns English or
figures out the locks.

# posted by

douchey decimal system : 11:38 AM

chunk from goonies waits,
while he poses with hooker,
to ask for anal sex.

# posted by

hacksaw jim chuggins : 12:59 PM

Smells like poo has no chin
mint green MILF finds date on line
hair of rooster ed hardy crys

# posted by

Double O Douche : 1:57 PM

to see thru her top
I will need punk rock music
some "X-Ray Specs" please

# posted by

creature : 2:07 PM

this mohawk looks like
it's dying. economic
bad times to be sure.

# posted by

Steve L. : 4:31 PM

walk the green mile
hug the generous curves
waggle all four chins,and...scene

# posted by

skin2win : 6:37 PM

good stuff hacksaw
Welcome to the mocking circle
Now let the poo fling

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:45 PM

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