After the one in the middle finishes checking her own deodorant, maybe she can get her friend on the right to suck it in by slugging her in the gut.
 

after completing his end of the bargin the devil hiding under the blue blanket drags this douche down to hell where he'll relive this moment for all eternity

justice is done
 

Is that Short Boat?
 

Even though one of the blondes is prego, she's still cute.
 

Yeah, I think he was passing by. About the equivalent of a sploogestain on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

They are a lovely collection of green-eyed, bed-headed, bleethed-out cokewhores just WAITIN for that sugar daddy.....but were willing to let the local simpleton get a pic with 'em. Because they are sensitive.
 

Pretty funny, went to this site to analyze HCwDB.com: http://www.typealyzer.com/index.php?lang=en

"The analysis indicates that the author of http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com is of the type:
ESFP - The Performers:

The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves."

It seems as though they were unable to separate DB1 from the people mocked on this site:

-soft fabrics (see: Donkey Douche caveman shirt)

-bright colors (see: Fung)

-"sweet" smells (axe)

"They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves"
see: any Jerz Guid dance video

The site even provides a picture of a cartoon Bleeth to tie it all together.

Good stuff.
 

i wouldn't be surprised if The Douchestral Cycle was hovering nearby.

Well...well...well...
 

4 boring, vapid, blond clones and 1 Bufonidae with sunglasses.



next.
 

I'd bet my life savings that these chicks live together...I'm pretty sure of it...
 

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Okay, blonde on the far right looks like a goblin, don't ask me why, she just does. Blonde in the middle it trying, and failing, to check if her pits stick without anyone noticing. And me thinks that blonde on the far left is actually asleep.

-Ponderonymous
 

One can only hope that this picture was taken on the island of Sirenum Scopuli.
 

I'm waiting for this guy to stand up and start screaming in my face about the great deals he's got on time-shares all over the world, like: 3 Mile Island, Alcatraz, the "good" part of Cuba, the non-Jewish part of Ft. Lauderdale, Oakland, California and 'somewhere' in Kansas which he can't tell us about because it's so hot he doesn't want too many investors.

The only thing worse than having this ITT graduate barking at me through my television is that Billy black-beard guy who's in every other goddamn commerical hawking every piece of crap imaginable.

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Ahhhh Band of Horses is playing on the iPod. That'll get my blood pressure down.
 

@Ronald McDoucheland

The only way these sirens have lured anyone to death was by scaring sailors into heading for the middle of the ocean to escape them, then starving to death.
 

PEOPLE PLEASE!
I first thought that this was the new exhibit at Madame Taussaud's wax museum, where people get their pictures taken, but it's not...

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for not picking up on this.

HC#1, #2 and #3 are wearing sunglasses to cover up their black eyes HC#2 is CRYING at how far she has gone, how degrading her life is, and trying to appear happy so she won't get beaten like a baby seal, and i bet she has a few reminders on the left side of her face for holding back money from daddy.

HC#4 has a belly bigger than mine, and shes so drunk she can't stand up by herself.

PEOPLE- this is the devil himself. DoucheSlapper. Keep your sisters and loved ones away from him!
 

A middle-aged woman drinking with a baby bump, a lesser Girls-Next-Door and a guy that(if he's lucky) hosted a game show on Nickelodeon in the '80s.
Looks like she's having a boy, though.
 

@Mr. White:

You're right, I should've cited to the updated version of the tale where the island is Long Island, and instead of sailors, it's douchebags and instead of Sirens, they're dirty sluts.

Long Island- "Where Douchebags come to die!"
 

This has to be posed. I refuse to believe otherwise.
 

It kills me to think that this tool dropped $1,500 for a bottle of the bubbly, and the right to have pillows under his ass, that these hotties drank up, posed for this picture and bo-bo-bo-bounched "thanks! Maybe..eh...we'll see you around".

Hey, at least he has the picture to show his friends back home that the convention wasn't a total waste of time.
 

this guy trying to throw the shaka but he's too much of a DB to figure it out.
 

It's a poontang plant; I've heard about these. It's flowers resembles bikini strumpets; the plant lures 'bags within range of its vise-like jaws and then clasps their bodies in an astounding death agony while it extracts the life-giving nectar of Axe.

Looks like it's about to score a big one.
 

So,... the delicious morsel on the right is what's considered fat nowadays?

Not to pull an Amanda here, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for getting a welt after taking a Donkey Punch.
 

There's a guy in this picture?
 

Hott in center checking for B.O. is a turn off. Hott on right with her bleached, dry troll doll hair ...also a turn off. Shy little minx on the left trying unsuccessfully to hid in the shadows...BOING!
 

hide even
 

@Frodouche Baggins

Aw, c'mon, you know you like a ginch to have a certain...odor.
 

Sweet they all have matching hairless pits.. Is this what douche heaven looks like? Wheres the giant Axe mister?
 

Sweet they all have matching hairless pits.. Is this what douche heaven looks like? Wheres the giant Axe mister?
 

"kneedrop to the nads at Cabana 4"

black bikini blonde upper right has the tasty lil' gunt I would invade like Grenada
 

i'm sorry but there is no better time to insert DUMB BLONDE jokes. there are a-fucking FOUR of them for fuck's sake.

not that i wouldn't do them. just saying.
 

haha girlfriend on the right needs to make sure she sucks in that guy next time...didn't her mother teach her proper posture?

"Bitches don't even have mothers!"
-Greg Giraldo
 

That broad on the right sure is a skanky hottie.
The one in the middle has rounded jugs. Very rounded.
The other two hiding in the shadows seem a lot more normal, whatever that is if you are mostly naked with other women and a nerd on the beach.

He's a laughing stock poo-man goo-goo face. That pose of his would be a lot more entertaining in this context if he just had a Speedo on.
 

I see four horse-mane wigs resting haphazardly on top of the mental equivalent of two autism children, and a guy who looks like someone who would crap in his grandmother's sink right before stealing her Vicodin.

...then riding away on his sweet MoPed.
 

The girl in the middle appears to be doing a B.O. sniff test for her armpit. Maybe the stench wafting up from shortboat tongue-douche has her confused.
 

Blonde on the right is in her second trimester. She shouldn't be drinking.
 

I would like to have sex with one of those hotts.
 

If the preggo one on the right had grey hair and a wart on her nose, it would be the perfect 'do for a witch on a broom on Hallowe'en. Someone should tell her that that much Javex turns a flowing mane into straw.

It must be the combination of a small low-res oic and the light and shadow, but the DB's left thumb looks odd.

Pop quiz: Who has the deeper innie, the preggo blonde or the DB? Discuss.
 

Honestly, I think this is the grown-ups version of sitting on Santa's lap.