That is SO GREAT! Excellent plug :)
 

I would baste her cavity repeatedly. I can't believe the dumb bitch Katie Couric just introduced the "Georgia Tech Bees."

Happy Thanksgiving to all- Uncle Tony.

P.S. Don't get any on ya, and if you do, get it all over ya. Old Italian proverb.
 

a) DB1 - you must be fucking ecstatic about this plug, not only for the exposure but the fact that ELIZABETH BANKS is a fan of the site.

b) Her husband is a lucky motherfucker.

c) Um...don't know, don't care, forgot. Elizabeth Banks makes me feel like a five-year old schoolboy.
 

Happy douchesgiving and 'bagsgiving!! May the turkey be non-douchey, and the sweet potatoes be non-bleethy!
 

awesomeness, your name is Elizabeth Banks.
 

Good for you, DB1.

Note to all baghunters and huntresses here: Elizabeth Banks IS READING YOUR STUFF.

So, assuming Ms Banks is reading this:

Elizabeth: you are one AWESOME fine gal for plugging HCwDB. And I think you are almost as hott as my darling Aqua Marina, herself.

Happy T-day to all you hosers south of the border.
 

i wasn't so impressed with banks previously, but i love her love for your blog. she can be one of us now.
 

Happy Turkey-Lurkey Day!

Stay tuned as Texas A&M spanks UT again for the third straight year in a roll.

ASvB
 

If Elizabeth Banks is reading this, then I must say that her idea of the "hot chick" being "basically this" is so, so true! I also hope she has thoroughly enjoyed the free autographed copy of The Book DB1 has sent her.....



Psssst! You did take my advice on that one, didn't you, didn't you DB1?
 

And because I don't live in America, and because I'm a nasty old SOB, and because it seems like the whole shithouse is going up the flue with the trillions of dollars they just burned, and because I think Burroughs is a total panic, here's a Thanksgiving Day Message for you all, that is very funny (in a dark and sick way) and deeply cold and horribly accurate at the same time.

Thanksgiving Prayer
by William S Burroughs, 1986

Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.


Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.

Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For nigger-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.

For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
Christ" stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind the
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the
memories-- all right let's see
your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.
 

OMG! This is awesome!

-Prince Douchington
 

Ms East wrote:

she can be one of us now.

Yeah - I wonder how we could get her to post here - or is she just too "A-List" for the likes of us?

Amanda posts here, and she is lovely and awesome (although she's been MIA lately - must be on a shoot somewhere) but it would be nice to get some others on the front lines of high level douchebaggery to post some good tasty mocking and flammage of scrote and bleeth.
 

What do you call a Douchebag wrapped around a Knucklehead wrapped around a Jive Turkey...

A Turdouchette
 

rock on, db1, great promo.
 

Realize this, too: She's from the Boston area. Add Jay Leno, Db1 and yours truly to folks that have spent time driving their cah to the pahk on a wicked pissah day.

I would Needham her Weymouth with my Marblehead while my Plymouth became a rock.

I would Pepperill her nimble Framingham until we were both so Dedham that we would collapse right there in the New Bedford.

Later we'd drink a scotch and Bridgewater as we shared a Marlborough and Chatham about our awesomeness.
 

happy thanksgiving you animals


time to go down some turkey
 

William S. Burroughs, you took the words right out of my mouth.

On explaining Thanksgiving last week to some Brits, I had this to say: The English settlers came here to escape religious persecution, and suffered terribly in the new land with disease and hunger over the winter. The Indians came to help and taught the white man to plant crops and work the earth. We thanked them by inviting them to a huge feast, which became known as "Thanksgiving." Then we turned them all on to alcohol, gave them pox-infested blankets, wiped out their natural resources and damned them to barren, hostile 'reservations' to further show our appreciation. Dig in, everyone. I can't say I suffer from White Guilt, but in the case of the Indians, we really fucked them with a fung-covered baseball bat.

Elizabeth Banks froze me in my place when she said "nice boobs". I don't knwo what you consider nice, Ms. Banks, but you are free to inspect mine and tell me what you think. I have lots of olive oil at the ready if you need to do a hands-on exam.
 

Elizabeth Banks just made my permanent Spank Bank for that!

And now a Thanksgiving thought:

May you discover new lands,
eat heartily,
then claim all the land and it's women as your own. (Or men as the case may be).
 

Congratulations, db1, you're in the big time. But why do I feel like these two are like little children playing with fire?
 

I have that same dress. Thanks for ruining my New Years Eve Elizabeth Banks.

Who's the douchebag she's talking too?
 

That's awesome, congrats!
 

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And thanks for the Burroughs poem. It's one of my favorites, esp. the last two lines:

"Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal
of the last and greatest of human dreams."
 

Hey, don't look at me--my family didn't come here until we fled World War II.

But as I explained to one of my Brit friends, the American Revolution was all about breakfast foods. Seriously, an old crusty roll with marmite, or bacon and pancakes? Yeah, I thought so.

What the hell was I talking about? Eh, who cares. Elizabeth, I would like to make a porno with you. Being a current resident of the Boston metro area, I will call it "Natick Her Wooburn."
 

Fantastic plug. I am sure the douchebags defense is that she just wants some douche dick up in her guts, or something like that. Happy thanksgiving.
 

Yay for some fantastic PR, DB1!!

Ms. Banks, aside from being gorgeous and talented, you have excellent taste in blogs!!

Happy thanksgiving to all the 'bag hunters and huntresses that grace this page! Thank you for your biting wit :)

I can't speak for you, DB1, but I know *I* will be steering clear of H'wood this evening, lest I be put off my turkey by the dense local choad population.
 

@ Medusa -

*sigh* Yes. We did indeed fuck the natives with a "fung covered baseball bat." And that's really just not nice. So, I silently bend over and metaphorically grab my ankles for the tribe that owns my place of employment while they destroy our business culture.

*rubs heiny* But dangit, I'm getting sore.
 

DB1, you're a man after my own heart. Stuffing must be had!
 

That is awesome! Congratulations!
 

interesting idea:

DB1 is getting sued by the dork on the cover who says he's not a douchebag. Now: the ever lovely Elizabeth Banks *specifically* described a douchebag as someone with greased up hair, lifting his shirt to expose his over developed abs.

Defence exhibit A - perception of "what is a douchebag" - Elizabeth Banks just told you... ad what she described is the dork on the cover!

Ding. I smell a dismissal...
 

She is now in my "Completely Stupendous Women Hall of Fame", alongside Teri Hatcher, for life.
 

I was waiting for Jay Leno to say,

So tell me about plinky's mom, is she really that fat?!

And Elizabeth would respond:

No not really ... but darksock's mom is so fat she has to bathe in the killer whale tank at Sea World.
 

may all your hotts be Elizabeth Banks

I'll be in my bunk.
 

i think, even for the most zealous HCwDB stalwarts, "may all your hotts be Elizabeth Banks" is way too Utopian a prayer.

(and Lord, i thank you for Elizabeth Banks)

that's hot fucking hot she is. and that is also how inspiring she is.

it's one thing to see all of our lovely lady HCwDB fans bashing douchebags in our righteous battle against douchebags, but it's another thing entirely to see a hottie on TV dressed in skimpy outfits doing the same thing and even imitating 'bag antics in total mockery of the scrotecracy.

which brings me to this point: can all of our hottie regulars on HCwDB videotape themselves doing a 2-minute anti-choad speech and upload it to YouTube? that way we can enshrine our hotties' contributions to HCwDB like we did with Elizabeth Banks.
 

@troy tempest, i'm pretty sure the guy on the cover of the hcwdb book who is also referred to as xenu in the book is actually a paid model.

love the burroughs poem, one time i ate 3 grams of shrooms and read naked lunch and discovered the meaning of life. however, i forgot it the next day.

this is a pretty awesome plug, i'm glad we got an flv record of it now.

db1, you should embed a link to it on the sidebar. you should change a lot of things on the sidebar actually. the whole site needs a makeover. i think, a couple of us (me and pfah for example) could find a few spare hours in the next couple weeks to help with a makeover. any other graphic/web designers who would like to be involved with it, i think it would do wonders for the site. while the content, writing, and comments is what makes this site what it is...i think some better site navigation and design is long overdue. db1, if this is something you'd be interested in, let us know. my weekends pretty free to at least start on something. god knows i'd rather take a punch from samurai scrote to the nutsack than set foot anywhere near a retail outlet this weekend.

any other regulars or anyone have thoughts, ideas on this? i know we touched on the subject briefly in a previous thread but i think now would be a good time to actually get this shit done.
 

@bcs: I agree.
 

++ As a matter of fact DB1, it would be hard for you to be luckier.
-EB plugging your site, just b/c she likes it, on a National Talk Show???

-Dreamland!

+ Happy Thanksgiving All.
 

My, but that is delicious. Amazing how much laughter amplifies a woman's beauty. I just wantnt fo 2#( ht Sh@# drOOl lskin my kEScboorD sh)0Rtinnnnng OUt*4$
 

thanks for takin down my pic
 

to expand on BCS's theme: anyone ever got drunk and accidentally put it in the wife's "wrong hole" and not realize it until you "finish" and when you realize it she says "I just thought that's what you wanted"?

Discuss.

- one of the very drunk regulars who shall at this time remain anonymous and semi-turgid
 

Congrats Mr. Louis

Michypants
 

Ms. Banks is absolutely the sexiest woman on the planet.

I sat through the god-awful "Role Models" just to see the four scenes she's in.
 

I want to pitch her my sequel
idea: "Sock and Miri make a Porno"
 

Anyone who has ever doubted the power of this site... take note. That's awesome!
 

@bcs - I made the offer to db1 to help him upgrade the website, being an amateur web host myself. The main thing I'd like to see is to be able to share individual articles with people on places like Facebook. The current MO of saying "hey check out HCwDB and scroll down to ..." hoping it's still there just isn't working too well.
 

It's not just that she's hot, it's not just that she's plugging the website, we see the stirrings of consciousness in the hott, turning to wisdom from none other than ... HCwDB.

The heavens are smiling once again in hope for humanity.
 

After seeing this clip, life makes sense again.

Long live, HCwDB!
 

DB1, thanks, but here's my dilemma.

After seeing and hearing Elizabeth scour her mind for the list that is the top 10 things that make epitomize douchebaggery and then Jay chiding her for "being attracted to the douchebags", it was refreshing to hear her define female douchebaggery and defined her anti-douchebag position.

In the end, the only explanation is to review the previous years douchies and this 2009 douchies to get a full understanding of douchebaggery.

Thanks for your efforts to eradicate douchebaggery and bleethism.

Special thanks to Elizabeth "hott chick" Banks for bringing it to the attention of viewing population.

DJ
 

jay leno doesnt fucking get it
 

Nope. He has his own form of douchebaggery, to be sure. How many cars does he own?
 

@Douche Johnson, 11:07 a.m. -

I too was somewhat bothered by Leno's assumption of her being attracted to these nitwits. He had no idea what she meant by the site and assumed no one else did either, so it's as if he sought make himself feel better at her expense for being "so into this." He did it kiddingly, of course, but she deftly sidestepped the whole thing and simultaneously took a welcome shot at the idea of douchebaggery:

"I'm literally thinking: Whyyyyy?"

Anyway, I think that whole line of questioning is an example of someone thinking it's necessary to fit in. Maybe Leno was offended because he sensed a bit of his own douchiness, as if to say "if you're not into something that I already know about, and thus everyone else knows, then there's something wrong with you."

If I'm right, then the lovely Ms. Banks has, as you said, done this world a favor by helping to expose the site, and thus douchebaggery, to many unsuspecting people. What would've been fun is if she had been able to explain the Grieco/Bleeth connection, though to indirectly insult (ahem) "contemporaries" would of course been politically inadvisable.
 

This blog will be known everywhere in the WORLD!!

Døctor Douche, PhDouche
Douchie Mental Institute
Douchebürg, Doutchland
Practicing since Douchestral time
Tel : 1-888-DOU-CHIE
E-mail : Doctor.Douche@live.ca

- drink Tuborg! The beer of Danish Kings -
 

Sooooooo.....EB and hubby were going to a costume party as HCwDB, yes?
Pics pleeeeeez!!!!
EB ftw!