"Yo, check it; my Bitch matches the rear louvers on my IROC Z now. Booyahhh!"
 

Darlene finally found a way to compensate for Rick's eye-gouging fetish.
 

"An' when I poke dis titty she makes a fottin' sound widda mouf".
 

Is he flipping off her breast?
 

He's attempting to pop her fake tit with a Hardy Poke.

-Scroatian
 

Darksock called; he wants his two cock rings back.
 

Todd knew how horny venetian blinds made Cindy...
 

I discovered the Secret of the Old Mill....it's that this guy is a douche.
 

Doug's poor cock aim and fondness for speed fucking forced Candace to wear special fellatio safety goggles and ear-mounted pull-rings.
 

I think that's the bandana from "The Case of the Douche in the Orange Bandana."
 

Did Nancy Drew ever solve the mystery of "The Bleeth in the Louvered Glasses?"
 

She looks like the result of Mickey Rourke fucking a Silver Redhorse.

With the expected cross-species breeding results
 

hey sweetheart, Kanye West called. he wants his glasses back.


and while you're at it, take off your dress and treat my dick like a pommel horse.
 

Frank: "Look Joe, it's the douche with the purple bracelet, you know, the same douche who was in the Mystery of the Douche With the Purple Bracelet!"

Joe: "Gee Frank, you're right!"

Frank: "What should we do?"

Joe: "I think we should hit him in the face with a shovel and then slap high-fives across Mandy's back."

Frank: "Good idea, Joe!"
 

The Case of Laurel and Hardy hand shake
 

Dan gave his unborn kid the finger.
 

Weren't these two creatures in the bar scene in the first (errrr, 4th?) Star Wars?
 

Is that Shaun Cassidouche or Parker Douchis Stevenscrote?
 

db1, hunters, did any of you read this article about that Affliction T-Shirt they yanked from Nordstroms?
 

Yeash these two are real top notch genetic material.

Let's talk about something more interesting. Last night stumbled across some piece of shit reality crap that revolves around the staff and bags that frequent "Rehab: Hard Rock". Oooohhhhh man. What a bunch of fucking tools. Just DVR that little mother some time and have yourself a few good laughs.

Idiocracy is not coming... it's here.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Shaggy would totally mess this guy up while Scooby doggy bagged his woman while eating Scooby Snakcs off her back.

Wait, what? Wrong mystery solvers?
 

I like how these 2 herculean figures are contrasted by the short, dumpy geek wearing a shirt and tie in the background. With a crowd that diverse that's a bar I definitely want to get my freak on.
 

Can't figure out the gesture. Is he flipping the bird or pointing to the boob with his middle finger?
 

@bcs, 7:24 a.m. -

I hadn't seen that 'til now, but I now believe the religious amongst us can cure what ails the economy. To wit:

"A group of teens did think the shirt was 'cool.'"

We need the religious people out there to claim they heard "God is dead. Long live Satan" in the sussurations of their fountain drink being filled at Burger King, or while they were filling their gas tanks. Or hell, maybe it was backwards-masked on a heavy metal album - yeah, that one's been done to death, but it still never gets old.

Anyway, you wanna stimulate the economy? Claim everything is or says something evil and the kids will buy it up.

On the bright side, that is some negative PR for Affliction, and it deserves it. Of course, bad PR is also better than no PR, unfortunately, especially because of the potential reaction above.
 

Who gave her the silly string shades, anyhoo?
 

Lenny Kravitz has got to get a new look.
 

In my world, that's Tony Shalhoub in the background getting ready to bust this guy up with a lead pipe.
 

Her bleeth body is a blackhole of greasy doouche appendenges. So the glasses have utility and style.
 

Plinky's Mom made a vibrator out of some storm culvert pipe and an epileptic midget.
 

Little did Antonio know, the purple tyvek bracelet the bouncer strapped around his wrist indicated to those in-the-know that douchebags were on the scene and that service to them was to be extremely slow and their fuzzy navel drinks were to be extremely watered down.
 

I've got a shirt with bleach stains all over it like his. I just don't wear it in public.

His Bleeth has old lady arms.
 

@darksock

Wow. That caught me off guard.
epileptic midget ... that's tight dude.
 

They are immitating their favorite Bo' Playah, Coco Crisp
 

The old lady just walked in on me.

OL:" What are you doing?"

VD:" Harrasing douchebags"

OL: "I would never call anyone a 'douchebag' "

VD: " Yeah, even Jason Giambi ? "

OL: " He's a douchebag."
 

Her body retained enough electrical charge from her cattle-prod tipped sybian that his hair stood up all crazy like that when he completed the circuit.
 

He styles his hair with the family of electric eels stuffed up her cooch.
 

In as much as I will be away for the Thanksgiving weekend I will submit my Friday Haiku today...

He has hair like quills
She needs to expose side boob
He is a hedgehog
 

@Vin Douchal

There was a conversation very similar to that in my home. I submitted a picture of Fung into evidence. The charges were dropped.
 

Isn't that the California Blonde puppet from the Muppet Show?
(now would have been a good time for me to have inserted a link with a picture of that puppet)
 

I read a Hardy Boys book in elementary school once. I liked Chet and his jalopy. And Frank could always bust out that penknife whenever he needed to break into things.

Maybe it was Joe.

They were so cool.
 

There once was a douche couple with retarded shades
Whose credit line at Ed Hardy was always prepaid
Role playing they enjoyed
Since they were unemployed
Let’s all hope to Sam Scrote, that they both have been spayed.

*man, my limerick skills need work*
 

Hardy and his lady would later attempt to criticize Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle by utilizing ben-wa balls to pressure jizz on her glasses.
 

Looking at that chick with her protective goggles, I'm suddenly reminded of Steve Martin's "ruprecht" character in "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels".
 

Those cumonmyglasses.com chicks are really pushing it too far with these outlandish new models.
 

Looks like a King Doucheous IV wannabee. LONG LIVE THE KING!!!
 

So Fung's sporting the welding shield now? Must be to get hide away from the endless parade of fans.

Nice boobies though.
 

Ed Hardy Kills Slow, indeed!
 

Those are the glasses the plastic surgeon hands out after he enlarges your titties by 2 cup sizes.
 

His mouth looks like a sweet vay-jay-jay and her breasts look tastier than Uncle Jim on another Bud Lght tomomorow....ahhh the holidays
 

@DarkSock

"An' when I poke dis titty she makes a fottin' sound widda mouf"...I spewed pumpkin spice coffee on my nice semi-clean shorts.

He's really bald, the mandana holds the weave on tight.
 

Jessica Simpson needed the blinds so she didn't have to witness what a dribbling fucktard she made out of Tony Romo.
 

Yeah he's definitely flipping off the Not-so-Hott...maybe for being fug?? Either way, her douchey glasses bring me back to my original question--Is Kanye West a douchebag?

Tit 4 Tat
 

I posted this picture. I live in Ft. Lauderdale and this piece of human debris is one of many in my town. I have to co-habitate with this type of fung on a regular basis. It makes me physically sick.

PS. Bleeth, Kayne called, he wants his glasses back.
 

her bra is white. like those tack-ass glasses.
 

Introducing the "BleethBot 6000".


--VS
 

this girl reminds me of a female coworker i have. the shape of the luscious boobs that is. incidentally, the female coworker i have in mind is also a bit of a Bleeth.
 

Blimey, and blow-me-down, but it is said that bleached-blonde Venetian Bleeths turn a blind eye when it comes to blustering brown Bluto-esque douchebags.
 

If you tugged on those giant hoop earrings of hers, would the Venetian blinds open and close?

Just askin'.
 

Finally, somebody got the color of an Ed Hardy shirt right for once: shit brown.

Finally, I understand the meaning of "slitty-eyed" whoever he/she is.
 

Don't wear those shades too long, Blondie, or you'll turn Asian.
 

Ok guys, it's official:

ED HARDY = POO

Ed himself would have wanted me to say it. Let's kill the undead monstrosity his creation has become.
 

I'd like to make a motion... now that I'm done... Can this chick be considered a douche as well? Look at those fucking shades!