Wednesday, November 12, 2008
He Just Bangs Bitches and Is Going to be Treated Like a Pharaoh
HCwDB Monthly winner and Hall of Scrote legend, He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks welcomes Samurai Scrote to the Yearly with a burst of linguistic tone-poetry on his Facebook page:
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I wasn't born to work.
Other people were born to do what I want them to do.
A single hour of my life is worth more than a whole year of a person's.
I don't breathe what you breathe.
We are not the same.
I'm not going to work a 9 to 5 and then come back home and have bills to pay with tons of debt from a $400k house that will take me 20 years to pay off. I sure as hell ain't living in an apartment either. People WILL build my 20 bedroom, 8 bathroom, 8 garage MANSION, and they WILL love doing it.
This way I shall have MY time to do the things that matter as I leverage others' times to do things that I want them to do.
I'm going to be treated like a PHARAOH and people WILL love slaving themselves to my demands.
Activities: Anything I want to do...
Interests: I'm not here to make friends..I'm here to f@#k bitches and get money.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Marcel Proust of our time.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:26 AM 
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HJBBAD's career plan equates to a three step process:
1. Have mom buy him a lottery ticket.
2. Have one of his bitches check the numbers each week
3. Have mom buy him another lottery ticket.
Once he wins, he gets his mansion and his title of Pharaoh Douchumus IV.
1. Have mom buy him a lottery ticket.
2. Have one of his bitches check the numbers each week
3. Have mom buy him another lottery ticket.
Once he wins, he gets his mansion and his title of Pharaoh Douchumus IV.
# posted by 
: 9:32 AM
: 9:32 AM
It's funny becuase HJBB&D is ethnically Persian so why not use the term Shah or Grand Ayatollah, instead of Pharoah?
Is he ignorant of his native culture or just wanted to use a more recognizable term?
So many questions ahd he wont answer my facebook messages after kicking me off his friends list.
fuck.
Army of Douche-ness
Is he ignorant of his native culture or just wanted to use a more recognizable term?
So many questions ahd he wont answer my facebook messages after kicking me off his friends list.
fuck.
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 9:33 AM
: 9:33 AM
Of course he's not going to work a 9 to 5 when there's such advancement potential on the graveyard shift at WaWa.
# posted by : 9:34 AM
: 9:34 AM
I have a lot in common with HJBB&D.
I just bang my old lady and drink Diet Coke.
Call me IJBMOL&DDC.
I have a 20 room house , if you include closets, dog house, tool shed, and the three cars in the garage.
I have eight bathrooms, 3 in the house and an assortment of 5 trees and bushes around the yard.
People DID build my house. People that work for KB Homes as opposed to trained monkeys.
Call me IJBMOL&DDC.
I just bang my old lady and drink Diet Coke.
Call me IJBMOL&DDC.
I have a 20 room house , if you include closets, dog house, tool shed, and the three cars in the garage.
I have eight bathrooms, 3 in the house and an assortment of 5 trees and bushes around the yard.
People DID build my house. People that work for KB Homes as opposed to trained monkeys.
Call me IJBMOL&DDC.
"8-garage mansion"?
He doesn't look like he could pay the minimum liability insurance on ONE '79 Ford LTD.
He doesn't look like he could pay the minimum liability insurance on ONE '79 Ford LTD.
@ Massengill-
great memory!
"ah, flashback humor"- Tyler Durden.
Army of Douche-ness
great memory!
"ah, flashback humor"- Tyler Durden.
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 9:40 AM
: 9:40 AM
I think HJBBAD is living in a delusion that is so magnificently structured.
Yes, I don't think anyone likes paying off a house that takes 20 years....but it's REALITY! In fact, for you, I'd be surprised if you make a first month's rent.
Yes, I don't think anyone likes paying off a house that takes 20 years....but it's REALITY! In fact, for you, I'd be surprised if you make a first month's rent.
@ massengill-
I was his friend on facebook a while and sent in a few of the end of summer HJBB&D posts...i think actually the phone call post and the bad kisser.
but then he booted me and i keep messaging him stuff like "Dude, I hate tough, unchewable steak too!" and "that space between the asshole and the vagina is WAY too big" hoping he'll angirly respond and he wont and it hurts.
Army of Douche-ness
p.s. just msged him about why he chose pharoah over Shah...he wont answer :(
I was his friend on facebook a while and sent in a few of the end of summer HJBB&D posts...i think actually the phone call post and the bad kisser.
but then he booted me and i keep messaging him stuff like "Dude, I hate tough, unchewable steak too!" and "that space between the asshole and the vagina is WAY too big" hoping he'll angirly respond and he wont and it hurts.
Army of Douche-ness
p.s. just msged him about why he chose pharoah over Shah...he wont answer :(
# posted by : 9:45 AM
: 9:45 AM
Speaking of Pharaoh, I was checking news items and, they found a new pyramid in Egypt. For all you Egyptologist types out there, and to take your mind off this wanker for a minute or two.
Something tells me if HJBB&D just presented himself differently, perhaps as an ironic comic with these statements instead of deadpan seriousness and delusions of grandeur, this becoming a douche construct (like American Psycho was a contruct) he'd have his own book or tv show by now....
Army of Douche-ness
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# posted by : 9:52 AM
: 9:52 AM
i'd get all Baby Moses-style on him.
i would make a basket of reeds for HJBBaD, lay him down in the river, step on his face, and drown him.
i would make a basket of reeds for HJBBaD, lay him down in the river, step on his face, and drown him.
I knew a guy that looked exactly like this and acted just like him, then I knocked him the fuck out
-Mike
-Mike
# posted by : 9:54 AM
: 9:54 AM
since when did HJBB start writing in complete, coherent sentences?
Only 2 elipses??? Whaaa?
dismiss. don't dis. dismiss.
Only 2 elipses??? Whaaa?
dismiss. don't dis. dismiss.
# posted by : 10:09 AM
: 10:09 AM
When we say "treated like a PHAROAH" we do mean pulling his brain through his nose with a series of hooks, storing it in a jar, stuffing his pimply white ass into a sarcophagus and then entombing his posse alive, right? Cuz I'd be okay with that.
This is one uberdouche who hasn't figured out that, yes, he's lily white. I'm not sure which color palette he's looking at, but I think I saw my cat eating his sense or reality and crapping it out along with some mouse pieces last night.
It also looks like he's holding that damsel in distress beyond her will, which is a crime in most states. And that "get this scrote off of me" look on her face is priceless.
It also looks like he's holding that damsel in distress beyond her will, which is a crime in most states. And that "get this scrote off of me" look on her face is priceless.
# posted by : 10:16 AM
: 10:16 AM
I find it hard to argue with the guy.
"We are not the same" True.
"A single hour of my life is worth more than a whole year of a person's." True.
"I don't breathe what you breathe." True.
"I wasn't born to work" Also true.
You were born to live in your mom's basement, you don't work because you have no redeeming skills. Proportionately your time is more valuable because you're going to die young. You and I don't breathe the same thing. You are going to be sucking down the exhaust fumes from your tricked out Civic in your mom's garage once you get out of community college and realize what a bleak life you have to look forward to.
End it all son. Be a little less dead weight in the huge pool of mediocrity that is making my generation look like a bunch of no-talent asshats looking to be rich and famous for doing absolutely nothing.
-End the Haberdouchery
"We are not the same" True.
"A single hour of my life is worth more than a whole year of a person's." True.
"I don't breathe what you breathe." True.
"I wasn't born to work" Also true.
You were born to live in your mom's basement, you don't work because you have no redeeming skills. Proportionately your time is more valuable because you're going to die young. You and I don't breathe the same thing. You are going to be sucking down the exhaust fumes from your tricked out Civic in your mom's garage once you get out of community college and realize what a bleak life you have to look forward to.
End it all son. Be a little less dead weight in the huge pool of mediocrity that is making my generation look like a bunch of no-talent asshats looking to be rich and famous for doing absolutely nothing.
-End the Haberdouchery
# posted by : 10:18 AM
: 10:18 AM
This guy is utter scum. He is that brown-red scum that forms under the water line in your toilet. He's that scum that forms in the bottom of your refrigerator. He needs a massive shot to the groin. Massive. I mean, massive.
# posted by : 10:20 AM
: 10:20 AM
I wish I could be Moses to his Pharoah, sending ten plagues on him...but since he looks like he has ten STD's, someone beat me to it.
I just emailed DB1 asking his permission to post HJBB&D's fbook link. Call me a mama's boy if you must...
I got it originally from one of the other HJBB&D's threads a while back but I've heard DB1 doesnt like public posting of these DB's lives...
Army of Douche-ness
I got it originally from one of the other HJBB&D's threads a while back but I've heard DB1 doesnt like public posting of these DB's lives...
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 10:30 AM
: 10:30 AM
Great, just what the world needs, another 20 something that suffers from a severe form of arrested development.
In case anyone was wondering where all the assholes you work with come from that have this giant sense of entitlement.. well, here you go.
This one dude in his 30's in my old building used to have pictures of mansions and Ferrari's in his cubicle. Like a 12 year old.
Yea, sorry to burst your bubble sparky, that mansion ain't coming your way any time soon.
In case anyone was wondering where all the assholes you work with come from that have this giant sense of entitlement.. well, here you go.
This one dude in his 30's in my old building used to have pictures of mansions and Ferrari's in his cubicle. Like a 12 year old.
Yea, sorry to burst your bubble sparky, that mansion ain't coming your way any time soon.
Well...this is just funny...I don't know where he gets this false sense of "accomplishment" and what puzzles me even more is how people hang out with him...how can someone who clearly has no money, or class even have pictures with other human beings? this is puzzling to me..people with money don't sit and brag about it and act like douches unless they either A: just made their fortune or B: don't actually have money but wish they did so they live in this fantasy world...this kid is just annoying and I wish I could meet him and laugh straight to his face.
ya know, in my younger days i dreamed of being a writer.
but this kind of Joyceian genius cannot be matched. david foster wallace would weep if he wasn't dead. as it is, this infinite jest makes me question the existence of God.
but this kind of Joyceian genius cannot be matched. david foster wallace would weep if he wasn't dead. as it is, this infinite jest makes me question the existence of God.
I think I saw HJBB&D behind the meat counter at my corner grocery. So, no, he's not "going to work 9 to 5..." He's going to work 12-8.
I remember when I was little I wanted to a an astronaut bounty hunter. Like Boba Fett. I think the problem was I wasn't a go getter like HJBBaD. It's all about the attitude.
Didn't this limp, wagging weiner say he cracked the code to wealth back in March? http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/03/he-just-bangs-bitches-and-waxes-poetic.html
How's that working out for you, HJBB&D? Made your first million yet? C'mon, it's been over 7 months: an enterprising entrepreneur would have made at least a mil by now. Blimpy's Subs not recognize your genius yet?
How's that working out for you, HJBB&D? Made your first million yet? C'mon, it's been over 7 months: an enterprising entrepreneur would have made at least a mil by now. Blimpy's Subs not recognize your genius yet?
For fuck's sake. HJBBaD is full of shit, knows it, and writes this trash to attract retarded sluts. He knows he could never get laid if he told anything resembling the truth about himself.
I'd tell him to make sure he wears a rubber with these nasty sluts, but it looks like I'm too late. Dude looks like a corpse.
AV
I'd tell him to make sure he wears a rubber with these nasty sluts, but it looks like I'm too late. Dude looks like a corpse.
AV
# posted by : 10:59 AM
: 10:59 AM
i kind of wish Donkey Douche would post on pictures other than his own. It'd be nice to get his perspective on his own kind. Sort of like a douche double agent.
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
Don't post it, Army. If you do, DB will end up having to delete all the HJBB&D posts and then none of us will have such a glowing example of a human dog turd we need to avoid stepping in. Think of the innocent, nubile young women full of irresistible thigh-suckle-goodness that will praise your name.
Don't post it, Army. If you do, DB will end up having to delete all the HJBB&D posts and then none of us will have such a glowing example of a human dog turd we need to avoid stepping in. Think of the innocent, nubile young women full of irresistible thigh-suckle-goodness that will praise your name.
Don't post it, Army. If you do, DB will end up having to delete all the HJBB&D posts and then none of us will have such a glowing example of a human dog turd we need to avoid stepping in. Think of the innocent, nubile young women full of irresistible thigh-suckle-goodness that will praise your name.
Hes speaking in tongues I can interpret for all who have never heard this rare form of dick talk.
1. I wasnt born to work
meaning:
He has no ability to move faster than a snail, and it hurts his pussy hands to do more than sleep
2.Other people were born to do what I want them to do
Meaning:
he looks at other people around him working and thinks, look they work for me, and only me, when he near a construction site of a big building, he thinks, look @ my mansion they build me.
3.A single hour of my life is worth more than a whole year of a person's.
meaning:
Hes not a person, hes a pile of S#@T
4. I don't breathe what you breathe.
Meaning:
Hes breathing his own farts and likes them.
It takes a keen ear to hear this rare language
listen and you will hear it also
Nammer
1. I wasnt born to work
meaning:
He has no ability to move faster than a snail, and it hurts his pussy hands to do more than sleep
2.Other people were born to do what I want them to do
Meaning:
he looks at other people around him working and thinks, look they work for me, and only me, when he near a construction site of a big building, he thinks, look @ my mansion they build me.
3.A single hour of my life is worth more than a whole year of a person's.
meaning:
Hes not a person, hes a pile of S#@T
4. I don't breathe what you breathe.
Meaning:
Hes breathing his own farts and likes them.
It takes a keen ear to hear this rare language
listen and you will hear it also
Nammer
# posted by : 11:20 AM
: 11:20 AM
It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't open his mouth. After reading that, I can only say that this guy is a grade a douchebag. What a pathetic wanna be gangster tool. Dude, you couldn't be any whiter if you tried.
Found him...Don't really want to add him though...This is the type of person who you would never want to have your real name....haha his profile pic is douche too..
This guy looks like a ninth grader. I cannot fathom why any sane woman would even give him a second glance.
If HJBBAD's career in being the pimp of the suburban house parties falls through, he certainly has a future in Branson, Missouri as the Persian Eddie Munster.
Seriously HJBBAD, you may want to invest transplanting your plucked eyebrow forest to your hair line. Bald at 25 is no way to go through life son.
Seriously HJBBAD, you may want to invest transplanting your plucked eyebrow forest to your hair line. Bald at 25 is no way to go through life son.
It would be interesting to see what this guys lifestyle really is. I'm guessing immigrant parents that fled the revolution in Iran and had some royal money backing them up. They worked their asses off and ended up spoiling this kid. He saw their hard labor which left a bad taste in his mouth and basically felt he could bastardize the american dream.
The only thing thats impressive is how he sustained this sense of separation from reality. I'm thinking hes fucked a few people over in his day. Its hard to have compassion when you consider others as slaves.
The only thing thats impressive is how he sustained this sense of separation from reality. I'm thinking hes fucked a few people over in his day. Its hard to have compassion when you consider others as slaves.
# posted by : 11:27 AM
: 11:27 AM
oh and the crowd he hangs with is just so rich, filthy rich
they shop @ walmart and buy the cheepest blinds and then dont cut them to the right size for the window opening, oh yea the workers didnt cut them, sorry
Nammer
they shop @ walmart and buy the cheepest blinds and then dont cut them to the right size for the window opening, oh yea the workers didnt cut them, sorry
Nammer
# posted by : 11:28 AM
: 11:28 AM
@ pfah - Epic little asshole indeed. Well put. I personally suspect that this scrote may actually be a sociopath.
Anyway - last I checked, hustling lonely old queens doesn't pay THAT well.
In conclusion - this one will very likely die face down in a wet gutter in a few years.
Anyway - last I checked, hustling lonely old queens doesn't pay THAT well.
In conclusion - this one will very likely die face down in a wet gutter in a few years.
@McFearless-
oh yes it is. Sorry guys, mgmt says no posting the profile and this is the one club i'm not trying to get kicked out of...unlike the Peace Corps.
Army of Douche-ness
oh yes it is. Sorry guys, mgmt says no posting the profile and this is the one club i'm not trying to get kicked out of...unlike the Peace Corps.
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 11:31 AM
: 11:31 AM
@McFearless-
oh yes it is. Sorry guys, mgmt says no posting the profile and this is the one club i'm not trying to get kicked out of...unlike the Peace Corps.
Army of Douche-ness
oh yes it is. Sorry guys, mgmt says no posting the profile and this is the one club i'm not trying to get kicked out of...unlike the Peace Corps.
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 11:31 AM
: 11:31 AM
lol yea I won't post it either..I like this site...But I will say, that if you're smart you will figure it out the same way I did
i know that Mother's Day isn't until May, but i just found this little gem, and wanted to share it with you all. because we all have mothers.
enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
@bcs....nice avatar. heh.
enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
@bcs....nice avatar. heh.
Ok...it's obvious that I'm the douche here.
I tried to search activities and interests and it only will search my friends and networks instead of everyone. I tried to paste that shit in the search field and it's not coming up with crap.
Dammit, I need to get my high school chicky babysitter to show me. I don't know how to ask her though.....something like, "Erica, I'm trying to find this douchebag named he just bangs bitches &.....ahhhaaww nevermind.....
I tried to search activities and interests and it only will search my friends and networks instead of everyone. I tried to paste that shit in the search field and it's not coming up with crap.
Dammit, I need to get my high school chicky babysitter to show me. I don't know how to ask her though.....something like, "Erica, I'm trying to find this douchebag named he just bangs bitches &.....ahhhaaww nevermind.....
He doesn't breathe what I breathe. That's right, I'm breathing air, NOT stove gas. Come on, HBBAD, deep, in through the nose, out through the mouth....have a cigarette while you're at it.
I'm usually able to dismiss the douchebabble and chalk it up to considering the source, but I want to stomp this guy. And no jury would convict me, either. The term "justifiable homicide" was created for guys like this.
# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
@johnny
dude..there is a much easier way..it involves reading the posts on this discussion, copying and then pasting...then reading some more posts then copying and pasting that..and youre done...if you cant figure that out then yes...you are retarded
dude..there is a much easier way..it involves reading the posts on this discussion, copying and then pasting...then reading some more posts then copying and pasting that..and youre done...if you cant figure that out then yes...you are retarded
Something tells me he ain't running a casino.
But let's play Pharaoh games. I will put $20 in anyone's PayPal account who finds out how this guy actually pays his bills.
Yeah I'm cheap. But it shouldn't be much more work than writing him on his myspace page.
But let's play Pharaoh games. I will put $20 in anyone's PayPal account who finds out how this guy actually pays his bills.
Yeah I'm cheap. But it shouldn't be much more work than writing him on his myspace page.
Wow. This ugly asshole needs to die, along with any dumb girl that decides to sleep with him.
He's right. He doesn't breathe what we breathe. He breathes Nitrous Oxide and crack fumes. He would have to in order to actually believe he is worthy of the life he hopes to live.
If he decides to read this, I will leave him with this.
Grow up asshole. Find your balls and haul your ass to the nearest skyscraper, then jump off of it. You would be doing the world a huge favor...
Buffy the Scrotbag Slayer
He's right. He doesn't breathe what we breathe. He breathes Nitrous Oxide and crack fumes. He would have to in order to actually believe he is worthy of the life he hopes to live.
If he decides to read this, I will leave him with this.
Grow up asshole. Find your balls and haul your ass to the nearest skyscraper, then jump off of it. You would be doing the world a huge favor...
Buffy the Scrotbag Slayer
# posted by : 12:25 PM
: 12:25 PM
Where does one register to do the pharoah's bidding. Clearly HJBBAD is a man for whom I would love to be enslaved and work his every demand.
Look me up, HJBBAD!
Your indentured servant, Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag
Look me up, HJBBAD!
Your indentured servant, Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag
Ok I retract my last offer ... having read the posts here. Geez this guy runs thedirty.com? Ladies beware, it's a collective shitpile they are all dragging you into.
Literally, they are recruiting you into prostitution at the Temple of Poo. Consider yourselves warned.
Literally, they are recruiting you into prostitution at the Temple of Poo. Consider yourselves warned.
Douchelexic @ 10:43
Dude, I'm reading Infinite Jest by DFW for the second time and I am holding to 10 pages a night so I can pour over it slowly. It's gonna take awhile.
It's true genius, every sentence is a revelation in originality.
Dude, I'm reading Infinite Jest by DFW for the second time and I am holding to 10 pages a night so I can pour over it slowly. It's gonna take awhile.
It's true genius, every sentence is a revelation in originality.
Textbook narcissist personality disorder (NPD) with a dollop of mild mental retardation (TNPDwMMR).
Repeat.
1.2.3 groinkicks.
Repeat.
1.2.3 groinkicks.
Thanks for the little soliloquy HJBBaD. Now get back to your assistant managership at the local mall Sprint kiosk.
# posted by : 12:58 PM
: 12:58 PM
Well, at least i know who buys all those fake rolexes I get spam about.
I don't think this could be facebook - it's so crass it's got to be MySpace but I've been wrong before. If it rhymed I'd think it was him rapping but I guess not.
I think he stole that from one of the WWF guys with the whole "I'm without Peers" motif. I'd really like to know how he's going to pull all this off other than just talking about it - he was supposed to be driving a few Lambroghins or something by now wasn't he?
I don't think this could be facebook - it's so crass it's got to be MySpace but I've been wrong before. If it rhymed I'd think it was him rapping but I guess not.
I think he stole that from one of the WWF guys with the whole "I'm without Peers" motif. I'd really like to know how he's going to pull all this off other than just talking about it - he was supposed to be driving a few Lambroghins or something by now wasn't he?
I despise him so mich I can't even see him in this picture.
My eyes drifted to the far left and I pose the question - is that half of a human face male or female. The long hair would suggest female, but the ugliness suggests man. . . or just a really really ugly woman.
My eyes drifted to the far left and I pose the question - is that half of a human face male or female. The long hair would suggest female, but the ugliness suggests man. . . or just a really really ugly woman.
# posted by : 1:25 PM
: 1:25 PM
Oh, I want so badly to Facebook friend him but can't find him...my Facebook stalking skills have failed me.
# posted by : 1:40 PM
: 1:40 PM
Society has a lot to answer for. Why do we tell our children that they can achieve anything they want if they set their mind to it. This is the result folks. Homer Simpson is right when he says don't aim for anything and anything you do get is a bonus.
# posted by : 1:45 PM
: 1:45 PM
This little man is so delusional it's scary...we're watching the birth of the next Buffalo Bill as we speak..."it puts the lotion in the BASKET!"
Except that this guy is a LOT dumber and WAY more douchey...kinda sad...but also hysterical at the same time.
Does anyone know what this kid really does? I've got $100 that says he makes less than $30K a year...
I'm totally going to find where he works and knock the corn dog right out of his hand!
Except that this guy is a LOT dumber and WAY more douchey...kinda sad...but also hysterical at the same time.
Does anyone know what this kid really does? I've got $100 that says he makes less than $30K a year...
I'm totally going to find where he works and knock the corn dog right out of his hand!
Please Please Please .... Do Not Post this guys Facebook or Myspace... He is my favorite Douche.
I would be very disappointed if he asked to take his pics down.
I would be very disappointed if he asked to take his pics down.
# posted by : 1:50 PM
: 1:50 PM
Wow. I almost forgot about HJBB&D. Almost. Wait!... Did he resurface for the Obama presidency? Figures.
Kids say the darndest things! Oh my you naive little tot. You know not of what you speak. One day you will step into the reality of this world and I hope that you look over your greasy shoulder and blush like a three year old girl at your silly little words. You're just a little pussy punk that doesn't know shit about the real world.
- Douchey Smurf
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 2:43 PM
: 2:43 PM
HJBB&D for president Obamas intern
This guy bangs bitches?!!??, Lets pray for the love of humanity he dosent make kids, please God save us
Nammer
This guy bangs bitches?!!??, Lets pray for the love of humanity he dosent make kids, please God save us
Nammer
# posted by : 3:17 PM
: 3:17 PM
would anyone be all that pissed off if i beat this man to death? would his mother pay me? his father cry tears of joy?...
HJBBAD's 3 phase plan for wealth accumulation
Phase 1: Steal underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit
Phase 1: Steal underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit
# posted by : 4:10 PM
: 4:10 PM
ever notice the women in his pictures seem to be smiling ironically. I dont think he ever gets pussy
# posted by : 4:40 PM
: 4:40 PM
Had I no family to leave fatherless, or loved ones whose company I love and enjoy, I would sooooooo teach this kid what kind of torture a man could invent using nothing more than zip ties and a Leatherman multi tool.
Fortunately for the great Pharaoh, Those of us with the will and ability to do great harm to walking piles of human shit like him also have the morality and intellect to not do the same.
I was born to kill people like this kid, I must have been if my primal instincts that are screaming at me right now are correct. Fortunately my humanity keeps my primal state in balance. If it didn't, he might find a Lewisville Slugger at full swing into his occipital lobe.
Such is the conflict of man. To eliminate poo from the gene pool, saving subsequent generations of your own from mingling with his offspring or relations' offspring, or to listen to your higher calling as a being of intellect and empathy, and let him live to allow the process of life to teach him the hard lessons on it's own?
Fortunately for the great Pharaoh, Those of us with the will and ability to do great harm to walking piles of human shit like him also have the morality and intellect to not do the same.
I was born to kill people like this kid, I must have been if my primal instincts that are screaming at me right now are correct. Fortunately my humanity keeps my primal state in balance. If it didn't, he might find a Lewisville Slugger at full swing into his occipital lobe.
Such is the conflict of man. To eliminate poo from the gene pool, saving subsequent generations of your own from mingling with his offspring or relations' offspring, or to listen to your higher calling as a being of intellect and empathy, and let him live to allow the process of life to teach him the hard lessons on it's own?
# posted by : 5:38 PM
: 5:38 PM
@ gaijindouche:
calm down gacy, the world is full of morons like HJBBaD...they give us someone to make fun of. For future references...maybe find new outlets to let out your frustration because I'm no psychologist, but I'm pretty sure you're a serial killer.
calm down gacy, the world is full of morons like HJBBaD...they give us someone to make fun of. For future references...maybe find new outlets to let out your frustration because I'm no psychologist, but I'm pretty sure you're a serial killer.
the reality show to end all reality shows...the biggest douchebag...take this scrote and others like him, identify all the ways they aren't special, aren't evenmediocre, and put them trough regiorous conditioning to see who can de-doucheify the most.
# posted by : 6:16 PM
: 6:16 PM
@ anon 5:24
Was anyone else surprised to learn he can spell "pharaoh"?
Lucky guess. I'm sure if someone were to confidently state that it's spelled f-a-r-r-o-w, he'd buy it.
Was anyone else surprised to learn he can spell "pharaoh"?
Lucky guess. I'm sure if someone were to confidently state that it's spelled f-a-r-r-o-w, he'd buy it.
"Other people were born to do what I want them to do."
He means that we as a species are genetically predisposed to rabbit punch this sacklunch right in the adam's apple on sight, and that HJBBD, as a defense mechanism, has evolved a fondness for it.
I believe the scientific term is evolusochism.
He means that we as a species are genetically predisposed to rabbit punch this sacklunch right in the adam's apple on sight, and that HJBBD, as a defense mechanism, has evolved a fondness for it.
I believe the scientific term is evolusochism.
@mcfearless
You just didn't get it.
It's okay. I'm still glad you are here to participate in the mocking.
In all actuality, all things aside, I would love to mock him in person though. That's about as sadistic as I can get in reality. Just so you don't get the wrong impression about me.
You just didn't get it.
It's okay. I'm still glad you are here to participate in the mocking.
In all actuality, all things aside, I would love to mock him in person though. That's about as sadistic as I can get in reality. Just so you don't get the wrong impression about me.
# posted by : 8:10 PM
: 8:10 PM
dammit!i wanted to post van down by the river..oh well,early bird gets the worm i guess...
scrotumpole
scrotumpole
# posted by : 8:24 PM
: 8:24 PM
anyone ever noticed this spermbank is always behind a chick,as if he kinda inserted himself in the pic at the last second?and whats with the pinstriped whatever underneath his awesome pleather jacket?is he matrede' at a long john silvers in the evenings?that girl hes behind appears to be sheilding her genital regions,she knoows his tricks!and ya that is one effed up beetch with the horseteeth on the couch
-scrotumpole-
-scrotumpole-
# posted by : 8:29 PM
: 8:29 PM
@ baron i took that quote to be a sign of deep altruism in the 'bag. he wants others to be what he wants them to be. intelligent, wealthy, socially well adjusted and respected by his peers. all things he will never achieve. the fact that he wants them for others is beautiful man.
# posted by : 8:43 PM
: 8:43 PM
@ anon 1:25 PM
The gal on the left is indeed a man. It's Steve Howe, circa 1978.
Dude sure can play the shit out of a Gibson Hollow Body
The gal on the left is indeed a man. It's Steve Howe, circa 1978.
Dude sure can play the shit out of a Gibson Hollow Body
Serious offer: If someone can get me his address, I will give him a camcorder so he can post DJ Bello style ruminations. I have to have more.
# posted by : 9:55 PM
: 9:55 PM
Man, on some level, his complete and utter delusion is almost impressive. Reality cannot touch him, he's immune to life. I almost wish I could achieve that state of consciousness.
Just noticed: he's always rockin' the same stupid jacket indoors, even when it's obviously warm enough for others to go sleeveless.
You'll cook to death in Egypt, mighty Pharaoh.
You'll cook to death in Egypt, mighty Pharaoh.
I have yet to see this kid with a single hot. He is the worst type of douche, a wannabe douche. He definitely exudes that douche aura yet he's such a complete prick he still can't pull hots.
# posted by : 7:00 AM
: 7:00 AM
total douche.
I WILL burn down his house with him in it JUST to save the air WE breathe.
I WILL burn down his house with him in it JUST to save the air WE breathe.
# posted by : 8:36 AM
: 8:36 AM
Believe it or not, young pompous scrote, many of us can bang as many uglies as we like too. We too, can pretend to have lots of money that we don't like talking about, except for on the INTERNET.
Douche, no one will ever build your scrotehell that you speak of, go back to your doo-doo plex and dream on. Keep up the good work with the uglies, they need love too.
Boobies
-GREENMAN
Douche, no one will ever build your scrotehell that you speak of, go back to your doo-doo plex and dream on. Keep up the good work with the uglies, they need love too.
Boobies
-GREENMAN
# posted by : 9:45 AM
: 9:45 AM
What really makes this guy a douche he's just a regular shmo who likes regular chicks and cheap beer whats the big deal..No bling, mandanas, orange tint, even his hand getures are kinda weak.. Im not sure this guys a bag
where i'm from, this cocksmoke would've gotten stabbed in the head with a screwdriver 6 years ago. eat 2 dicks, buddy.
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
pfah said...
i'd get all Baby Moses-style on him.
i would make a basket of reeds for HJBBaD, lay him down in the river, step on his face, and drown him.
THANK YOU - this gave me the best laugh I've had in weeks!!
i'd get all Baby Moses-style on him.
i would make a basket of reeds for HJBBaD, lay him down in the river, step on his face, and drown him.
THANK YOU - this gave me the best laugh I've had in weeks!!
# posted by : 2:24 PM
: 2:24 PM
Someone do us a favor and please treat Tutankhscrotum here like a PHARAOH: scoop out his guts, store them in little clay jars, wrap him in gauze and bury him in the desert.
Thanks in advance,
--VS
Thanks in advance,
--VS
# posted by : 6:18 PM
: 6:18 PM
A 20 bedroom house with 8 bathrooms? Good Ill make sure to make an upper decker in each one before I lock all the doors and set the place on fire. This little turd needs a violent death in the worst way.
Burn alive you butt boy!
Burn alive you butt boy!
# posted by : 6:40 PM
: 6:40 PM
Go down, Moses, WAY down in Egypt-la-and.
Tel-el Ol'o Pha-a-raoh-oh,
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!
I say, let the great Red Sea part and expose the little clit that he is and then drown him in piss when he starts across.
Tel-el Ol'o Pha-a-raoh-oh,
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!
I say, let the great Red Sea part and expose the little clit that he is and then drown him in piss when he starts across.
# posted by : 10:48 PM
: 10:48 PM
his hand gestures seem to be saying, "sniff the stinky off of my pinky."
but I do like the hott, deliver her to me with my next pizza order.
but I do like the hott, deliver her to me with my next pizza order.
Im not sure this guys a bag
In human beings, appearances can be deceiving. On the outside, HJBBAD appears to be *fairly* normal looking.
On the inside, he has the dark, tiny, and twisted soul of the greatest of 'bags. Take that soul, put it into the body of a douchebag like, say, Xenu, and a horror straight out of Lovecraft would be created. Humanity would not survive.
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In human beings, appearances can be deceiving. On the outside, HJBBAD appears to be *fairly* normal looking.
On the inside, he has the dark, tiny, and twisted soul of the greatest of 'bags. Take that soul, put it into the body of a douchebag like, say, Xenu, and a horror straight out of Lovecraft would be created. Humanity would not survive.
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