Sunday, November 23, 2008
The latest cut from "Some Group You've Never Heard of, and Will Never Hear of"
Lets get freaky now?
How about lets learn that the flange on the voice gimmick began and ended with that annoying Cher song.
You tools are up way past your bedtime. How's about returning daddy's car, dropping the sampler and backing slowly away from it before some homies show up and steal your 7-11 gift cards.
Nice appearance of Ubiquitous Red Cup, though.
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This is everything that is wrong with music, and generally all of pop culture... This bonanza of douchedom sickens me, I hate these people that I have never seen. I also have to wonder, why did that poor girl agree to have these guys screaming in her face? Poor lost souls.
i love how the guy in the pink shirt almost lost his cookies when he took a swig from the bottle. He be super hot macho man!
I do enjoy the reality of the background ralphing noise during what I'll laughingly call "the chorus." How apropos.
I made it through 0:44. I like the combination of "rapping" with death metal screaming, though. It'll be big...
...a big pile of un-bought CDs.
Using auto-tune that way is becoming popular. It makes me die a little bit inside.
...a big pile of un-bought CDs.
Using auto-tune that way is becoming popular. It makes me die a little bit inside.
First, do they actually pay the guy whose entire job appears to screech "NNNNYYYYAAAAOOOOOWWWW!" at the end of each chorus line?
Second, who invited the guy in the Piggly Wiggly suit to the party?
Second, who invited the guy in the Piggly Wiggly suit to the party?
I really hope this is intentionally meant to be stupid and to be laughed at. If not, then this is just another reason why douchebags like these guys need to get neutered. The taint of doucheness must be stopped!!!
You know, back in my day a guy had to go to Vietnam and get shot in the larnyx to have a cool voice like that. Now all it takes is vocoder software, a geek friend with an Apple laptop and pilled-out upperclass absentee parents that leave their keys on the counter after the Friday night key party bender.
Everyone in that video deserves to be wracked by toxic shock syndrome via rotten tadpole tampon insertion to the left nostril.
Everyone in that video deserves to be wracked by toxic shock syndrome via rotten tadpole tampon insertion to the left nostril.
This was an abominable video, but those guys in it are more clowns than douchebags IMO. If you see those guys in a club they'll probably be acting in a Puckish manner and fill the role of the village fool. True DBags, IMO, are the "rad" guys who with the rhohypnol vials in their pockets, and I don't see these two trying any of that.
Please tell me this is some kind of joke. If not, let's hope that the dude in the pink shirt gets throat polyps early in his career from making all those fake hurling noises and is forced into early retirement.
I believe these douches are just lip-synching, and this is actually sung by Ned from South Park. After he took a punch to the nutsack.
There are moments when a douche becomes a douche beyond a reasonable doubt. These young scrote sacks are pitiful beyond repair.
The point when the wannabe rapper pours his O.E. 40 on the ground seals the deal.
You're white. You live a rich neighborhood in Orlando. And you can scream in a girls face and pour your O.E. 40 on the ground in homage to your homies.
The cultural gutter is alive and well in this country. These guys may be douche for life.
The point when the wannabe rapper pours his O.E. 40 on the ground seals the deal.
You're white. You live a rich neighborhood in Orlando. And you can scream in a girls face and pour your O.E. 40 on the ground in homage to your homies.
The cultural gutter is alive and well in this country. These guys may be douche for life.
I'm not really into the hippity hop enough, but what are those handsigns at the end of the video mean? Btw the guy in the pig suit is priceless.
This is true propaganda for the Douchebag movement.
Its video form with many hot chicks of every ethnicity, as well as the presence of more than one douchebag makes it maybe the greatest example of douchebaggery of all time. Or in the top five, in my opinion.
From this video a semi intelligent troll who fancies himself a wonder to women will write a "Douchebag Manifesto" and distriubte this pamphlet to many children across America.
Be forewarned.
Its video form with many hot chicks of every ethnicity, as well as the presence of more than one douchebag makes it maybe the greatest example of douchebaggery of all time. Or in the top five, in my opinion.
From this video a semi intelligent troll who fancies himself a wonder to women will write a "Douchebag Manifesto" and distriubte this pamphlet to many children across America.
Be forewarned.
I made it through :52 of this emo-club mess and I had to shut it off for the sake of my sanity. Is the screaming supposed to indicate that these guys are tough?
God just killed a kitten.
God just killed a kitten.
Gangs signs, pooring out your 40 for departed homey's, a quasi man-tiger screaming.
I actually liked it.
I actually liked it.
To what Anonymous 10:16 am said I agree completely.
The closest thing these guys has been to "Hood" or "Ghetto" is ordering food off the dollar menu at burger king.
The closest thing these guys has been to "Hood" or "Ghetto" is ordering food off the dollar menu at burger king.
I was wondering who would win most annoying 'bagling(s) of the year in the Douchies. Now I know. Consider my ballot cast.
Not a good sign when the first thing you see in a video is a mandanna emerging from an SUV.
Some day soon, we're going to see a band just get it out of the way and name themselves "Red Cup".
Some day soon, we're going to see a band just get it out of the way and name themselves "Red Cup".
Is that dancing or schizophrenia?
I'd like to thank this 'band' for providing me a clear picture of mental illness.
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That "NNNNYYYOOOOAAAW" sound is pfah reaching climax.
I'd like to thank this 'band' for providing me a clear picture of mental illness.
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That "NNNNYYYOOOOAAAW" sound is pfah reaching climax.
If you look these guys up on the internet you will be treated to a wealth of douchebag gems both vids and pics.
I thought these guys were comedians at first. But no, they are for real, and yes they are pure douche.
They claim their music genre is "Screamo". If you listen to more of their so called music you will get the idea.
I could make fun of these idiots for days. And I will.
I thought these guys were comedians at first. But no, they are for real, and yes they are pure douche.
They claim their music genre is "Screamo". If you listen to more of their so called music you will get the idea.
I could make fun of these idiots for days. And I will.
This is what the States are going to use from now on to terminate inmates on Death Row.
The only problem is a few do-good Civil Rights lawyers claim this method is "cruel and unusual."
The only problem is a few do-good Civil Rights lawyers claim this method is "cruel and unusual."
I couldn't even get through the whole video... Why DB1 why... at least DJ Bello is amusing to watch because his douchedness is funny, these tants make me want to shoot babies from New Jersey just to make sure nothing like this will EVER happen again.... *sigh*
-The King of Douchetoria
-The King of Douchetoria
Wow, Jean Claude, you made it to 3:36?! You da man...
A bullet to the head would've been quicker & less painful than watching these douches "sing" & "dance" in their dad's driveway.
To quote my old man, "Does this actually launch into a song at any point?"
This is sign #4 of the Douchepocalypse.
A bullet to the head would've been quicker & less painful than watching these douches "sing" & "dance" in their dad's driveway.
To quote my old man, "Does this actually launch into a song at any point?"
This is sign #4 of the Douchepocalypse.
This is how a group of kids with an exclusively MTV upbringing, too much time on their hands, no appreciable amount of an education and a fancy computer bukkake on popular music. And pop music was already such a low bar on which to aim! And someone actually thought this colostomy bag of sound needed to be seen in addition to being heard? Watching Two Chicks and One Cup gave me the same confidence as this video in the social and moral values in American society.
Hey, don't insult my OSTOMY bag. These douchetards are below that bag-o-shit. (FYI it's OSTOMY bag, cuz there might be a colostomy (hole in colon) or an ileostomy (total removal of colon and exit hole being the ileum or tail end of small intestines). The bag does a real good job of keeping shit in place, so these folks are a lot worse than an OSTOMY BAG. They're spillin' shit all over the YouTube.
The poo stench is unbearable.
Watching the 20 seconds of this, which was all I could bear to do, made me think it was djbello multiplied. It was.
I pity the poor teachers in our public schools today. Wait, maybe they're douchebags, too!
Where's old Felix the Cat when we need him? Stuck somewhere back in the 1920's, I hear...
He'd scratch their eyes out.
Inducing disgusting crappitis jerk-tards.
The poo stench is unbearable.
Watching the 20 seconds of this, which was all I could bear to do, made me think it was djbello multiplied. It was.
I pity the poor teachers in our public schools today. Wait, maybe they're douchebags, too!
Where's old Felix the Cat when we need him? Stuck somewhere back in the 1920's, I hear...
He'd scratch their eyes out.
Inducing disgusting crappitis jerk-tards.
That shitty vocal effect is for assholes who can't sing worth a shit. T Pain being a great example. I agree with Douchebag1, put the vocoder down, it's a totally played out, gimmicky way to get attention from people who have no idea about what good music is. Oh yeah, and that guy who's screaming really adds to the sense of urgency that one feels to TURN THAT SHITTY MUSIC OFF!!!
This is the cutting edge (or should I say cutting end? Does that make sense?) of the legacy of the hipster movement, that is to imitate without understanding, mimicry deprived of significance, just like Pacific ocean cargo cults imitating "rites" which purpose they don't understand such as airplanes landing.
That's what these guys represent, they are the ultimate fake, for they don't understand the meaning of what they imitate, and dare I suggest, they ignore that what they imitate once had a meaning.
That's what these guys represent, they are the ultimate fake, for they don't understand the meaning of what they imitate, and dare I suggest, they ignore that what they imitate once had a meaning.
I was actually compelled to watch this a second time, just to see if it was as bad as I remembered it. I think I might be permanently brain damaged now.
I know many of you are having trouble getting through this video without vomiting.
Fast forward to 2:50 to watch the most hysterical part.
Pouring your O.E. 40 for yo' homies. Wow. These guys are truly ridiculous.
Fast forward to 2:50 to watch the most hysterical part.
Pouring your O.E. 40 for yo' homies. Wow. These guys are truly ridiculous.
the voice thing is done, and has been done, with a real time vocoder called auto tune.
P.S. I hate to break it to people who don't like the autotune but it is about to be the wave in hiphop for the next 6 months untill it passes like a bad fart.
Kanye West's new album 808s and HeartBreak is done with the autotune through the entire album.
Enjoy!
P.S. I hate to break it to people who don't like the autotune but it is about to be the wave in hiphop for the next 6 months untill it passes like a bad fart.
Kanye West's new album 808s and HeartBreak is done with the autotune through the entire album.
Enjoy!
I made it 59 seconds. I thought it was a joke, and someone was going to shoot the lot of them with an assault rifle. Alas, I was wrong.
@ Plinky
The "NNNNYYYOOOOAAAW" sound was sampled from Pfah interacting with the local talent at the YMCA shower fiesta.
ASvB
@ Plinky
The "NNNNYYYOOOOAAAW" sound was sampled from Pfah interacting with the local talent at the YMCA shower fiesta.
ASvB
@Jen:
It sure is, I mean look: they've got a hot ride, hot chicks and they are mature enough to use the f-word, and no, f-word is not a fagot this time...
(don't mean to disrespect people from homosexual community)
It sure is, I mean look: they've got a hot ride, hot chicks and they are mature enough to use the f-word, and no, f-word is not a fagot this time...
(don't mean to disrespect people from homosexual community)
Wow. The fact that a considerable amount of time went into this alone makes me weep for the youth of this country. what the fuck is with the lead guy's hair?
Kerrrrrrrrrrappppppppp!!!
Kerrrrrrrrrrappppppppp!!!
I'm pretty positive they're making fun of new pop/R&B music AND Linkin Park.....good work, satirical nottadouches.....
Ok, I guess I'm the oddball b/c if it weren't for the stupid hair and goofy getups, I kinda like it. I mean, yeah, there's a lot of cheesse and all and it could have been a lot cooler - like the Range Rovers bursting through a homeless camp and then some hard core mailbox baseball or something but still, other than the douchey looks, I can't make myself dislike it. Crap, I'm probably infected with the virus ;-(
I am trying to listen to the lyrics:
This is what I got so far:
...take their pants off..
and started getting freaky
on the dance floor...
that's freaky...
This is what I got so far:
...take their pants off..
and started getting freaky
on the dance floor...
that's freaky...
their myspace page is a must:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=85699815
guys! they are from "Albucrazy" New Mexico!
band members are:
Se7en: lyrixxx, screamz, gangster raps!!!, production
Mikl: adlibs, robot voice, angry uncle
etc.
Really priceless stuff
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=85699815
guys! they are from "Albucrazy" New Mexico!
band members are:
Se7en: lyrixxx, screamz, gangster raps!!!, production
Mikl: adlibs, robot voice, angry uncle
etc.
Really priceless stuff
This has to be a joke. There is no two ways around it.
It cannot be real.
The latest dance hit craze from the suburbs of (insert nice city with few trees, mountains, or minorities here) rocks the party.
It cannot be real.
The latest dance hit craze from the suburbs of (insert nice city with few trees, mountains, or minorities here) rocks the party.
Holy shit.
After typing and deleting my post a few times to search for something more eloquent to type than "My ears are bleeding Fuck them all!" I am rewarded with the instant gratification that bag body spray provided.
Albuquerque. I was close.
After typing and deleting my post a few times to search for something more eloquent to type than "My ears are bleeding Fuck them all!" I am rewarded with the instant gratification that bag body spray provided.
Albuquerque. I was close.
These fucks confirm my belief that when the economy collapses you'd better have a gun. The thought of these decrepit youth being turned out on the streets scares me shitless.
RRRAAAWWRRR NAAAOOOOOWWWW!
Daaaaddddzz kreeeeddittt kaaaarrrrrd!
RRRAAAWWRRR NAAAOOOOOWWWW!
Daaaaddddzz kreeeeddittt kaaaarrrrrd!
I may get knuckle draggingly debasing here and spam them with a couple thousand cock pictures.
That will take time to find and send, so instead I'll play some more WoW. Stupid video game.
That will take time to find and send, so instead I'll play some more WoW. Stupid video game.
WTF? I made it about as far as the pig.
Why did you inflict this upon us?
If Cher's carcass gave birth to a Jonas Brother's issue, could it be as abominable?
Why did you inflict this upon us?
If Cher's carcass gave birth to a Jonas Brother's issue, could it be as abominable?
'angryuncle' is probably that way because his sister didn't take the money he wanted to give her to get her uterus vacuumed.
That's the thing about being pro-choice. You're going to see lots of people making the wrong one.
That's the thing about being pro-choice. You're going to see lots of people making the wrong one.
@Suzy
Yea, but it wasn't my fault. My body went into Toxic Douche Syndrome. By viewing something so appallingly douchey and lame, my body lent itself into temporary paralysis, and I'll admit, I had some anal leakage.
Yea, but it wasn't my fault. My body went into Toxic Douche Syndrome. By viewing something so appallingly douchey and lame, my body lent itself into temporary paralysis, and I'll admit, I had some anal leakage.
yep, i think i'ma get my tubes tied. i can't bear the thought of raising children in this cruel world
For those of you who were looking to sing along. Here's the lyrics to this song. I am holding out hope these guys are comedians. But from my meticulous research I believe they are not. Dear lord save us all.
Freaxxx<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.
Come on bitch, you know you want this.
That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
Liar! [x8]
Oh baby why did you have to lie to me.
I can't play no more games.
These thoughts are slowly controlling me.
You're turning off the flame.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go baby.
Come and get me.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go!
Come and get me.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
Freaxxx<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.
Come on bitch, you know you want this.
That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
Liar! [x8]
Oh baby why did you have to lie to me.
I can't play no more games.
These thoughts are slowly controlling me.
You're turning off the flame.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go baby.
Come and get me.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go!
Come and get me.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
You...the guy with the hair...no the one in pink. Yeah you. Listen up. The screamo thing you're doing there. Stop. Why? Well aside from the fact that you sound like an idiot trying to death grunt over shitty club music, you need to understand where the roots of that scream came from. Back in the eighties there were a couple of bands who made that deep raspy voice thing popular. Napalm Death...no, nothing. What about Terrorizer? Really? Extreme Noise Terror? Huh...you don't know who any of them are do you? Well then I guess you need to just shut the fuck up. Seriously. Knock it off.
"The Kids Don't Stand a Chance"
-Vampire Weekend
It's like we are progressing as a society towards the dystopia in Clockwork Orange.
-Vampire Weekend
It's like we are progressing as a society towards the dystopia in Clockwork Orange.
Why didn't you tell me I should watch this on mute?
I'm hungover, DB1! HUNGOVER! My nausea is amplified now. Thanks.
I'm hungover, DB1! HUNGOVER! My nausea is amplified now. Thanks.
I pity the poor teachers in our public schools today. Wait, maybe they're douchebags, too!
Heh, as a former public school teacher, I assure you that we are not the douchebags, but we have the incredibly taxing job of TEACHING the DOUCHEBAG students about history, English, etc. I would liken it to being in the trenches in Vietnam...except that instead of Napalm, it smelled like Axe body spray.
Jean Claude, I hope you have good health insurance to take care of those symptoms, if not, I'd send the bill to these fuck sticks.
Anon @ 4:36, I'm not sure if I'm in awe of you or if you are completely bat-shit crazy for listening to this racket long enough to figure out the lyrics.
Heh, as a former public school teacher, I assure you that we are not the douchebags, but we have the incredibly taxing job of TEACHING the DOUCHEBAG students about history, English, etc. I would liken it to being in the trenches in Vietnam...except that instead of Napalm, it smelled like Axe body spray.
Jean Claude, I hope you have good health insurance to take care of those symptoms, if not, I'd send the bill to these fuck sticks.
Anon @ 4:36, I'm not sure if I'm in awe of you or if you are completely bat-shit crazy for listening to this racket long enough to figure out the lyrics.
I was prepared to guess that the screaming tool was a parody of Lil Jon, until they started screaming "liar" at the poor girl halfway through. Nope, no parody. Just an ear-splitting, mind-numbing celebration of mediocrity. Actually, that's not right. These guys dream of being mediocre.
I want to carve their hearts out with a spoon. Because it's dull. Because it'll hurt more.
I want to carve their hearts out with a spoon. Because it's dull. Because it'll hurt more.
TR, they'll probably steal your "carve your heart out with a spoon" line. Cause its hardcore, and goes perfectly in a crunk hip hop song right after the "Get the bitches naked soon" lyric.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Gotta love it... except such trash will only further humiliate these hotties and drive them further into the shadow, avoiding the rich lustful enlightenment they so desperately need...
Maybe if they all lived together somewhere that was being targeted by blasts and bombs and terrorists and their home were destroyed, they wouldn't be so lighthearted and god-awful.
Maybe if they were starving to death or dying of malaria or AIDS they wouldn't be so lighthearted and dorky.
Maybe. Maybe we've just been too protected for too long in this society, to have that sort of time on their hands to waste doing such ridiculous stuff, and expecting everyone else to tune in and get a big kick out of it.
Egocentric choadwanks and ba-itches. It's not even good folk art, either.
Maybe if they were starving to death or dying of malaria or AIDS they wouldn't be so lighthearted and dorky.
Maybe. Maybe we've just been too protected for too long in this society, to have that sort of time on their hands to waste doing such ridiculous stuff, and expecting everyone else to tune in and get a big kick out of it.
Egocentric choadwanks and ba-itches. It's not even good folk art, either.
So this is what the Teletubbies look like when they frolic, unmasked, backstage after shooting a scene?
If you enjoyed this track, by all means, check out some of their other tunes. This next one more fully features scream-boy. As far as I can tell, he just screams "Brokencyde will never die!" and "Suck on my dick!" over and over again. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Brokencyde will never die, apparently.
Brokencyde will never die, apparently.
I saw a "Behind the Music" on these guys. Apparently, they met on the surgical wing of an L.A. hospital, where they were all recovering after receiving prosthetic testicles.
@Mr. White:
Apparently, we are witnessing a junior high band growing, through the throes of nostalgia, after digging through the discarded Limp Biskit tapes of their lead singer's trailer-bound uncle Obadiah.
Apparently, we are witnessing a junior high band growing, through the throes of nostalgia, after digging through the discarded Limp Biskit tapes of their lead singer's trailer-bound uncle Obadiah.
@Adolf Skroatler 2:42
pfah joined the YMCA strictly for the mens' lockeroom
priveledges. The dude never works out.
See all you freaks tomorrow. Peace.
pfah joined the YMCA strictly for the mens' lockeroom
priveledges. The dude never works out.
See all you freaks tomorrow. Peace.
I get a horrible sinking feeling this shit is popular. Never before in my life have I been so happy to be completely out of touch.
This does not appear to be a niche fad. Their videos have views in the hundreds of thousands on youtube and near 5-star ratings. Yes, we are doomed.
Although their minds had been tranquilized from an early age by prescription medications , 4 tools from the suburbs miraculously found the motivation to get together and make it big . Witnessing from MTV how easy it was to make spectacle of themselves by merging all things pop to garner attention of the masses, they decided to put on a show and make people believe that what had started out as a joke would become "their sound." Armed with a lack of traditional talent a mashable screamo + shitty hip hop was their only refuge. Indeed, by bastardizing fun , art, and creativity they would scam the system and end up on MTV. Years of inadequacy and neglect by peers during high school had come to fruition. Hell it sure beat doing pot and ritalin in their mom's basement.
This posting is indeed fortuitous. Thank you for bringing this music to us, DB!. Usually one would have to plumb the depths of the cassette bin at any number of car washes before discovering performance of this caliber.
I'm betting that renting the pig costume doubled the budget on this little project. Live the dream, boys.
I'm betting that renting the pig costume doubled the budget on this little project. Live the dream, boys.
In case any of the U. S. soldiers still think they're fighting for their proud nation and not oil, someone should play this clip for 'em. And then let them sift through the HCwDB archives. This is what you're fighting for. This is your legacy. Now go step on a landmine.
@ bcs
9/11 was justified, but someone fucked up the coordinates. The target should've been where ever these leisured buttspurts live.
@ bcs
9/11 was justified, but someone fucked up the coordinates. The target should've been where ever these leisured buttspurts live.
This is the wackest thing I've ever seen. The first thing that went through my head after watching this was...genocide of indigenous American peoples. Then I wept. Happy Thanksgiving...
At first I thought it was an ad for the Tourette's/ Parkinsons/ Autism organizations and those girls were 'feeling sorry' for them
But seeing as I'm wrong I'll consider these douchebags the perfect speedbumps
But seeing as I'm wrong I'll consider these douchebags the perfect speedbumps
I'd rather drag my balls through a mile of broken glass than watch another second of that shit. Awful just scrapes the surface.
The pig costume shows how open minded and progressive they are, in that they are positive to the "furry" lifestyle.
It's weird music. The core is dopey hiphop dance music - the kind you get as a preset on any semi-high end synth (Korg M3, Yamaha Motif), with an overlay of craptastic pop vocals that have been vocodored and autotuned to a machinelike consistency, with occasional dashes of death metal growl or rage rap.
Basically, take all the worst parts of each style, glue it together and sell it.
Crap like these asshats makes me want to consider following Derrick Jensen's advice and go blow up dams to end civilisation, because carbunkles like this prove that 8,000 years of indoor living is clearly come to a complete and utter dead end.
It's weird music. The core is dopey hiphop dance music - the kind you get as a preset on any semi-high end synth (Korg M3, Yamaha Motif), with an overlay of craptastic pop vocals that have been vocodored and autotuned to a machinelike consistency, with occasional dashes of death metal growl or rage rap.
Basically, take all the worst parts of each style, glue it together and sell it.
Crap like these asshats makes me want to consider following Derrick Jensen's advice and go blow up dams to end civilisation, because carbunkles like this prove that 8,000 years of indoor living is clearly come to a complete and utter dead end.
@Baron von Goolo
Usually one would have to plumb the depths of the cassette bin at any number of car washes before discovering performance of this caliber.
Wow - that's fantastic. Stellar work playah. DB1 give this man a raise, he put in overtime on that one.
Usually one would have to plumb the depths of the cassette bin at any number of car washes before discovering performance of this caliber.
Wow - that's fantastic. Stellar work playah. DB1 give this man a raise, he put in overtime on that one.
I thought the tune was really catchy and fun and the video was really creative and interesing. I'm gonna have it stuck in my head all day..haha
LIAR LIAR
LIAR LIAR
At 0:46 Emo-Pink takes a pull from the bottle like a "real man": Ooops, don't let that come back up, Emo-Pink!
Emo-Pink learns his lesson, and the bottle doesn't get any emptier until he gives some to the homies later!
Emo-Pink learns his lesson, and the bottle doesn't get any emptier until he gives some to the homies later!
Those barfing sounds, I take it, are the inner-douche trying to forcefully escape their bodies and take its own form. I can only imagine what horribly manifestation Pure Douche would take. Perhaps a workable theory - that douchiness is some sort of parasite or alien inside of normal human beings that takes over and causes them to show the outward signs we all recognize and loathe.
Also, the pig in this movie is hilarious.
Also, the pig in this movie is hilarious.
as a member of the "hardcore scene" i can say that these chodes are the biggest posers i've ever seen. what the fuck? honestly.
I really hope this is a joke.... its kinda funny, in one of two ways.
1) that they take themselves seriously
or
2) they are making fun of two terrible music genres
1) that they take themselves seriously
or
2) they are making fun of two terrible music genres
Hey dad can I borrow your Hyndai it kinda looks like a jag Im shooting a video with some of my bra's after school? Also did I mention I love penis..
Anon at 11:53
Yes, and, for the sake of humanity, you should super glue razor blades onto an electric mixer, and then hold it to your genitals. I don't want my future kids living in a world with your future kids if your future kids are going to listen to this dribble.
Yes, and, for the sake of humanity, you should super glue razor blades onto an electric mixer, and then hold it to your genitals. I don't want my future kids living in a world with your future kids if your future kids are going to listen to this dribble.
Dear God, I'm getting on the next plane and I'm going right back to England. If this is the future of America, I don't want to be here to see it. Enjoy your inheritance, Mr. Obama. Good luck molding a steaming pile of shit into some semblance of a nation.
@Anon 11:53 - Please, go get checked out by your nearest medical professional and have your axe levels checked. Me thinks they're a bit too high.
Holy shit! I almost pissed myself blind laughing at this advertisement for proper condom usage. On the off chance that anyone wants to be "enlightened" by their clever wit about what they would do if they weren't complete choads, I present the actual "lyrics":
I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.
Come on bitch, you know you want this.
That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
Liar! [x8]
Oh baby why did you have to lie to me.
I can't play no more games.
These thoughts are slowly controlling me.
You're turning off the flame.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go baby.
Come and get me.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go!
Come and get me.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
YYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! x50
I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.
Come on bitch, you know you want this.
That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
Liar! [x8]
Oh baby why did you have to lie to me.
I can't play no more games.
These thoughts are slowly controlling me.
You're turning off the flame.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go baby.
Come and get me.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go!
Come and get me.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
YYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! x50
this cannot go unpunished. i feel it is my sworn duty to prevent this kind of filth from existing without complaint, however futile any sort of action may prove.
raid anyone?
who's with me?
raid anyone?
who's with me?
For all the tears of confused anguish I have shed at the orange greasy Jerz-scrote, the outraged screams of hate at the wangsta-bag, and any other sort of envious agony I have felt towards the pictures on this site, I have not once been overcome with the sort of vehement hatred, rage, and outright sadness that I experienced upon watching that video. I am deeply disturbed and outraged not solely by the performers or the music itself, but also by this apparent cultural trend among my peers and the youth in general.
I'm moving to Antarctica if this keeps up.
I'm moving to Antarctica if this keeps up.
@Archidoucheis wtf you lame embarassing asshat. the only difference between these kids and you is they are young douces and you are crusty old weird douche. 'back in the 80's' my ass. what kinda self respecting connosoir of anything comes to a blog like this and starts defending what they like cause some kids did a shit video. get a life grotty mole.
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