His whole closet must be Chock-Full of clothes from Chess-King!
 

I love Bra! He's the man!
 

Yes, yes... douchebags have all the same inalienable rights as the rest of us, despite that really stupid shirt.

ASvB... your avatar nearly made me laugh so hard that my beer came out my nose. :)
 

What makes these guys dress like this fuck tard?
 

@ Idaho

Thanks Buh Dee!
 

Is he wrestling the invisible man, WTF is going on here?
 

The them for today's avatars is:

FOOD


Yes, Idaho, and I got the jump on the rest of you sick fucks.

ASvB
 

No seriously... it looks delicious. ;)
 

Get your food ready boys.
 

In honor of Thanksgiving, it's unofficially "Bra!! Goes to Washington with Food Avatars"

So says me,
ASvB
 

Take a look at this juicy tomato.
 

Yea, that is a special, expensive slice of apple.
 

It's Bra!!! in The Attack of the Killer Jacket.

I shudder at and flagellate myself for this thought, but doesn't Bra!!! look almost bearable in civilian clothes? Never mind that mind-boggling pose, etc. Looks like taking a beachpoo out of his natural habitat somewhat cramps his style. The poor thing even needs a map to find his way around.
 

What a fucking doofus. Can't even get his own jacket on without help.
 

Well I gotta go fuck some cattle. Oops, fuck with some cattle, typo.
 

I want tomake like a 70's earth mama and burn this Bra
 

i still have my pajamas on. 4 day weekends rule.

oh yeah. bra. douchebag. yeah. get it.

where the fuck did i put my one-hitter?
 

Any chance Bra! DOESN'T pull a douchey? I'd say chances are higher he pulls multiples.
 

JirafaDouche said...

Any chance Bra! DOESN'T pull a douchey? I'd say chances are higher he pulls multiples.

I think that once the avalanche of douche options becomes apparent, I would humbly submit that Bra's star won't shine quite so bright.

Not that he isn't a total sack of crap - he is - but there's a lot of poo in this world, and sadly, we've looked at the uglier bits of it here in this site.

No doubt - he is one of the nastier bits - he's a rotting dingleberry dangling off the anus of civilisation. But there's a lot of them here.
 

Those big doors make him look like a munchkin. Or would that be a munchdouche?

I can imagine Justice Ruth Ginzberg had palpitations when she saw Bra bustin his moves there.

Someone tried to call security but they were unreachable due to the fact they were sobbing with laughter after watching Bra's gangsta boogie.
 

If there was a video of this he'd have probably been spinning and twirling while jerking/bending up and down at the waist haphazardly as his feeble brain tried to close the deal on getting TWO SLEEVES on with no help from an orderly.

Then, DJ Bello would have taken note and incorporated every move into a "frolic"
 

It seems to me that this fellow has some sort of infestation in his jacket, given his unfortunate and troubled movements to rid himself of it.
 

The doors of justice do look like the doors of a European cathedral, don't they.

Hard to see that it's him without his usual beach attire.

On a little historic note, Broheim vs the Board in Topeka was craftily gotten around by the school system having no school busses. I know, I lived out there for a couple of years c. 1961 and had to find my own way to school: walk, bicycle, parental driving, teen-carpooling, maybe city bus. So the blacks still had to attend their very own neighborhood schools. The whole darn town was a douchebag.

Just statin' a factoid.
 

I'm too sexy for this court
too sexy for this court
so sexy it hurt
 

"Where the fuck is my cellphone, fucking winter and jackets and all".
"I so miss Daytona Beach.'
 

Justice is indeed blind. Look at this rectal tart. Sheesh. I'm going to bed.
 

overheard in scotus: bra! justice needs bigger tits!
 

Bra is the best. Love that guy.
 

While there are certainly more bile inducing scrotes out there to vote for. One thing holds true. You cannot ignore the 900 pound gorilla in the room that is "Bra!".

He's a fucking enigma. An icon if you will.

Bra!

He had me at "Dr. Pepper, and star tats bra!"
 

In the fight for truth and justice the American way, criminal law student/graduate Choadlington Smeth sheds his wild-mannered alter ego to fight evildoers and haterz as.....



WONDERBRA!!



(But there are times he finds himself too eager to doff his civvies, such as in this photo.....)
 

@ wheeze

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! "wonderbra". I lost half a cup of coffee somewhere in my nose over that one.
 

Oh, yeah, @ adolf

Chess King. WAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! Thanks for the trip back in time. Is Chess King even around anymore? That was a mall staple back in the day...
 

Very nice commentary DB1, damn hilarious.
 

And oh so true, King D, can't quite see the humor in it, but then, that wild and crazy painted tableau of the anti-slavery madman John Brown by John Stuart Curry in the State Capitol Building wasn't very funny, either.
 

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude ... Flashdance has already been done.

Oh what a feeling
keep believeing
 

So has Bra! officially hit that point of douchebag singularity where he no longer needs to be tied to a hottie?
 

Just start tossing the Douchies Bra!s way. 'Cause Brah! knows the other name for second place, and that's "first loser"
 

I want to hate Bra, but I see none of the self-consciousness that other douches have.

DB1, are there any pictures of Bra where he isn't having such a damn good time?

Someone needs to set me straight here because I think he may have a greater understanding than all of us.
 

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@boatbutter
I agree. and I envy Bra for it.

@whoop-di-douche
it was only funny because im a law student
 

A "Lady Liberty" t-shirt worn at the Supreme Court doors - now THAT is wardrobe planning!! I hope that Bra! gets the nomination as the next member of the US Supreme Court! He is as qualified as a law student for that job as most of the others recently elected, and seems way more likely to keep us entertained!
 

Love the legal references.