Monday, November 24, 2008
Poppa Squat
Proving that White Sox Caps and sleeveless vest/t-shirt combos go perfectly with chin pubes, Poppa Squat ignores the lithe blonde trailing behind him in favor of making the "growl face."
You bad, Poppa.
Now put down Ubiquitous Red Cup and back away from the blonde before someone gets hurt.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:20 PM 
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Something about the feel of Tim's rough gravelly anal warts against her bare leg always got Kelly sopping wet.
"Push a little harder, Todd," Kelly whispered. "When you fart hard enough, the wind tickles my clit!"
As a White Sox fan, I find myself angered.....and yes, that they apparently authorized the use of their brand in this manner, too.
Anything for a sale.....
Why do these hotts feel the need to party with their douchebag siblings and/or cousins?
Anything for a sale.....
Why do these hotts feel the need to party with their douchebag siblings and/or cousins?
Any time a douche sneers or scowls instead of applying his lips to a nearby hott, as any normal human would do, a puppy dies.
Todd strained with clench teeth at the effort of it all, but he proved his point to Kelly; he could indeed pull his penis entirely back up into his abdomen without using his hands.
Gorgeous cheekbones, but she could eat a twinkie or two before I'd switch teams for her. I have to admit that Sue-Ellen a couple photos back already has me filling out the team-switch paperwork, though.
He looks like he's barely out of high school, so I would almost forgive him for that shirt. Almost.
He looks like he's barely out of high school, so I would almost forgive him for that shirt. Almost.
The sound of Todd emptying his colon of sulfur against Tina's bare thigh made the sound of 1,000 furious fat men punching Christmas hams.
Gotta agree with Idaho...Kelly needs to fill out a bit. Maybe I'm blinded by Todd's douchescrotery, but that's how I see it.
# posted by 
: 2:45 PM
: 2:45 PM
She's hot, but if she was my daughter she'd be dead for bringing home this fucking tool. I'm in rage mode right now and I'm feeling the need to kill. Now, where does DJ Bello live?
# posted by : 2:49 PM
: 2:49 PM
Let's play Who's Got Bigger Titties?!
Is it
A. The blonde bleeth who has the figure of a salamander
or
B. Heimey, the pint-sized choad with the stick-your-junk-in-my-trunk look?
Is it
A. The blonde bleeth who has the figure of a salamander
or
B. Heimey, the pint-sized choad with the stick-your-junk-in-my-trunk look?
With a mouth like that I'm thinking of dropping Poppa Squat into my fish tank so he can feed with the rest of the catfish.
Is it too late to nominate "the anal fissure rub" as douchiest new move of 2008?
# posted by : 2:56 PM
: 2:56 PM
Yes, Poppa... you made the right choice in upper body apparel. You TOTALLY have the well sculpted guns to justify that... tankto... ves... whatever that is.
# posted by : 3:00 PM
: 3:00 PM
@darksock-
from the looks of things, i think this twatburger has a Christmas ham in his colon and he's waiting for a fat man to punch it.....
from the looks of things, i think this twatburger has a Christmas ham in his colon and he's waiting for a fat man to punch it.....
Young Todd had a curious expression on his face which he couldn't shake once he learned he went down all night on the wrong hole.
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
that's the same exact face i make when taking a drunken piss. mr. white can testify to that fact.
blonde is ok if you prefer your women like those little fun-size candy bars people give out at halloween.
i've always found myself leaning towards the the economy-size multi-packs they only sell during holidays...stacked like genocide victims up and down the aisles of franchised suburban supermarkets.
giant 24 packs of peeps and delicious cadburry bunnies you can munch on all weekend.
blonde is ok if you prefer your women like those little fun-size candy bars people give out at halloween.
i've always found myself leaning towards the the economy-size multi-packs they only sell during holidays...stacked like genocide victims up and down the aisles of franchised suburban supermarkets.
giant 24 packs of peeps and delicious cadburry bunnies you can munch on all weekend.
i don't really know if that last sentence means i have a rabbit or a chocolate fetish.
i'm going to have to watch the brown bunny again.
i'm going to have to watch the brown bunny again.
Poppa Squat loves snorting skinny girls in through his asshole to feel their bony ribs rattle against his prostate. That's right, ribbed for his pleasure.
Clerk: How may I help you?
Me: A sandwich for the lady, please. extra mayo.....and a kick in the balls for the white-sox-wearing dick-bag please.
Clerk: Good choices, sir. Anything else?
Me: No thanks. here's a twenty, keep the change.
-douche in "a" minor
Me: A sandwich for the lady, please. extra mayo.....and a kick in the balls for the white-sox-wearing dick-bag please.
Clerk: Good choices, sir. Anything else?
Me: No thanks. here's a twenty, keep the change.
-douche in "a" minor
# posted by : 3:43 PM
: 3:43 PM
The CW, once again bringing groundbreaking programming, is proud to present a re-boot of Clueless. Here are up and coming actors, Kirsten Hotswell as Cher and Brandon Baggaducci as Christian.
# posted by : 4:04 PM
: 4:04 PM
Now, where have I seen that face before....let me see...
Ummm...no, wait, it'll come to me in a minute...
Oh, fuck it. Just another example of how Chicago is becoming the Epicenter Of Douche. I say bring back some Elliot Ness-style goon squad and clean up the streets!
Ummm...no, wait, it'll come to me in a minute...
Oh, fuck it. Just another example of how Chicago is becoming the Epicenter Of Douche. I say bring back some Elliot Ness-style goon squad and clean up the streets!
Poppa Squat had to grow the chin pubs, just to prove he isn't still 12 yrs old and dressed by him momma.
His momma is a Bleeth. That's why he looks that way.
He's the Forrest Gump of douche.
His momma is a Bleeth. That's why he looks that way.
He's the Forrest Gump of douche.
# posted by : 6:54 PM
: 6:54 PM
That's not a spit-cup in his hand it's a drool cup. His bottom lip is what you'd call "a little loose."
Carly won volunteer of the year award at her high school for all the personal attention she put into her internship at the Tard Farm.
did no one else notice this picture is totally photoshopped? that girl's face does not go on that body.
# posted by : 9:13 PM
: 9:13 PM
am i the only one who notices a sort of glimmer from his pants?
i had only the highest hope they might be leather, but i was disappointed upon closer inspection.
he's got that sweet dress on jeans action going.
a good look when you're trying to hide that man flubb.
i had only the highest hope they might be leather, but i was disappointed upon closer inspection.
he's got that sweet dress on jeans action going.
a good look when you're trying to hide that man flubb.
With a pop like a champagne cork, Anderson's butt-plug shot out on a jet of gooey brown sludge. The 3 am Denny's remnants coated the back of Anderson's ass and upper thighs, not to mention ruining Cora's snow white frock. Cora, though, had always been a great cheerleader, and just kept on smiling.
Todd pulled a tuck-in and is rubbing it against Jeanette's thigh back-asswards. Later he'll cum in his own ass.
@ Darksock 7:15
Let's hope he doesn't turn around and begin whacking her with an umbrella.
@ pencil doucher 6:35
Holy not-work-safe link!!!! However, at my job I became the hero for playing this so I ain't mad at ya. Wow, he's uh, limber.....How in Sam Hill did you ever find that? No, wait, don't tell me. Really, please don't.
Let's hope he doesn't turn around and begin whacking her with an umbrella.
@ pencil doucher 6:35
Holy not-work-safe link!!!! However, at my job I became the hero for playing this so I ain't mad at ya. Wow, he's uh, limber.....How in Sam Hill did you ever find that? No, wait, don't tell me. Really, please don't.
Wow. Just wow. Todd is no joke, he's taking this douche thing into the stratosphere. And poopin' in his pants while he does.
# posted by : 1:37 PM
: 1:37 PM
Pure family fun, innit?
@ Medusa:
I randomly googled cockpump cum his own butt.
Actually, one guy from my office is constantly on the lookout for sick shit. You wouldn't believe the depths of depravity he scours to bring you the latest. I can now slurp my chocolate sundae while watching the Cupchicks on repeat, unperturbed. Yet it still failed to desensitize me to the likes of Donkey and DJ Bello. I'd rather join the Cupchicks overdosed on Ex-Lax after a night of greasy cracklings at a country fair than have to watch another one of his clips.
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@ Medusa:
I randomly googled cockpump cum his own butt.
Actually, one guy from my office is constantly on the lookout for sick shit. You wouldn't believe the depths of depravity he scours to bring you the latest. I can now slurp my chocolate sundae while watching the Cupchicks on repeat, unperturbed. Yet it still failed to desensitize me to the likes of Donkey and DJ Bello. I'd rather join the Cupchicks overdosed on Ex-Lax after a night of greasy cracklings at a country fair than have to watch another one of his clips.
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