Oh to be young and stupid again. Here's a bit of advise young one, put down the brewski, strip their panties and bump them nasties.

Oh yea, take that ridiculous headband off your head, you look borderline retarded.

ASvB
 

I am not sure that he HAS any eyebrows.

That would make the sweatband a replacement for them.

Oh Nub...
 

WTF? Is this asshat making a last-ditch effort for a Douchie? "Late Breaking 'Bag of the Year"?
 

Natty Lite! Someone's gonna be pukin' tonight!
 

this blog has more nubs than a heather mills no more landmines charity fundraiser.
 

Cupie grows up and goes on a panty raid at DBU (Douchebag University).
 

I have to wonder about these ladies and what they were thinking.

"Let's have a pink party! We'll all wear our pink clothes, and we'll have pink streamers. Oooh, and balloons!! We'll invite Cindy and Mindy and Lindy and...who's that guy with a vestigial mohawk, who doesn't understand the concept of 'an indoor voice' and hasn't quite worked out how much eye-contact is too much nor how much isn't enough? Let's invite him, too! Group hug!"
 

@young william
I'm not sure these are the same ones as the girls in pink.

Are these more of Amanda's friends?
 

say what me may about this douchebag, but he hangs out with some FINE-looking ladies.
 

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Is a Fire Marshall Bill reference too easy in this situation?
 

"I am not sure that he HAS any eyebrows."

Tragically, they were singed off in a meth lab fire.
 

Sorry...I like the nub. He has an I dont give a shit attitude without being a total douche. Seriously..I wish the nub was my son. However I am 36 and never having children so the reason that I would want him as a son is probably a good reason to never have children
 

@douchey decimal system, 2:25 p.m. -

Go for it.
 

Whoa, hot damn and ooh la la, that brunette on the right is one fine dolly. Left blonde probably is too, but she comes out more blurry here.
Unfortunately, Nubster's douche level is so high that a blurry photo cannot disguise it. The colorful wife-beater shirt and the drooped headband indicate to me that he is a landscaper of some sort. Only place I've ever seen the sweatbands that low is when those folks were digging and planting in my yard on a very hot late summer day.
 

Having spent a majority of his youth in isolation, daydreaming and consumed by chronic masturbation, Bill honed his uncanny knack for lying to bring two wasted hotts back to his apartment. Drunk and inexperienced on how to take things to the next level, he said the thing that came most naturally to him:
"LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!!!"
 

Gotta agree with whoop-di-douche here. The brunette roils my loins. The blonde probably would too, but that cancer stick gives me pause.

Where were Nub's parents as he was descending into douchedom?
 

Immediately after this photograph was taken, someone called Billy's name. As he turned to see if it was his Mommy bringing him his 'tard helmet, Heather's cigarette was tragically implanted into his left eye.
Now he is known as the One Eyed Rhino Tard.
 

this dude must live in a sorority house.
 

pfah? is that you, i mean with the 'ocho scroto' addendum? if it is, i burst out laughing, and almost spilled my beer!
 

belloslap's burden
 

The Nub series just proves that Db1's picture folder is empty.

Coming on the heels of the "Amanda's DoucheClown Shower 5 Part Study In Regurgitation" we are now faced with the conclusion that he's out.

We need to hunt us down some 'bags, fellers.

Donkey Douche has been outed, Samurai Scrote seen without his Superman Cape (the suit and headband) and Nik at thedirty is just an Armenian dude that types on his computer in his parent's Glendale, CA basement ( he REALLY needs to find that spell check function).

Google time, Ladies and Gents
 

this guy is just plain annoying
 

He kinda looks like Sloth from The Goonies...

BEHBEH ROOOOTTT
 

One of my favourtie bands of ALL FUCKING TIME, "severed heads", did a tune called piggy smack.

I'm drinking Havana Club in egg nog and with my lactose intolerance, I will soon (explosively) poo the likes of "rub a nub" in a few hours.
While digging the booze, I put on some Severed Heads tunes, and in this track he gets inside the mind of a douchebag.

PIGGIE SMACK

Here under wraps human surplus sirloin and dark peephole deluxe
Here in the cage steroid surprise babel skinned consolation prize

I've got an audience
that loves my face
I've got an audience
I call my own
I've got an audience
but for the grace of God go I

Travel around the foreign towns Ports of culture
and the courts of old
Travel around the gaping crowds
the mothers and fathers of qualms

Here in the cage personal dark Taste sensation pleasure park
Here in the flesh piggy smack
Vitamin lack and roller coaster

I've got an audience
that loves my face
I've got an audience
I call my own
I've got an audience
but for the grace of God go I
 

So this is what Boris Becker does on a Friday night after his shock treatments!? Good to see he didn't fall off the face of the Earth.


Here you see him screaming into the camera (in a heavy German accent)
I vant yooo EEvan Lendel. Yooo
kood not take me den and yooo cun't
take me nnowww you stupid and skeeny
Czech stork.


Let it go Boris. Just let it go.
 

BCS @ 1:19 pm

Holy shit that was fucked up like a helium sex balloon.

Genious.

Or however the fuck you spell it.
 

That's it, season finale is ruined.
We know what's going to happen to Shane from The Shield.
 

Blondie's tiny tittles titillate and tickle my trouser snake tenaciously.
 

@ Plinky

He gets crabs?
 

@Adolf ...

I think these girls have more than that. I think their vaginas have radiation poisoning.
 

@ Plinky

My tits are bigger than the one on the left!
 

@Adolf ...

I'd call those "mosquito bites" but that would be generous.
More like 'gnat bites.'
 

Looks like the head of Pluto inherited Uranus' rings.
 

since we're analyzing a sporty bag, let me just say that workout rooms are like night clubs. suffocating sleaze is what goes on as scantily clad hotties lift featherweights and douchebags like Nub prey on them like in that pic.

speaking of which, have we ever featured a pic from a workout room?
 

Vin sort of has a point @ 4:38 p.m. While I'm not so sure DB1's cache is trash, it wouldn't hurt us to find some more material just to make sure any and all douchebags are being mocked.

Especially is someone's about 5'10" of penis.....

Wouldn't it be fun to help create a network of baghunting pages like this? Maybe we could group them all under the HCwDB umbrella.
 

Unity



Oh my, that's frightening.....and actually funny.

(Found here. Hey, it's public.)
 

For some of the younger 'baghunters here, how about pole vaulter Allison Stokke?

Wow, she's a cute kid. Yeah, I know she's legal, but I'm trying to not be too much of a perv.

I wonder if her mom's that hot, though.....or maybe an aunt. ; )
 

Is this really Florida QB Tim Teabag?

LMAO @ "mandals."
 

@ Don't wheeze the douche!


Uhh, thank you for the Allison Stokke link. I feel dirty and ashamed now.

Hold on... (looking for some tissue paper) OK, I'm back. I had to clean something up.

Like I said, I feel dirty, and Wheezer, don't ever link to her again! That is horrible. Matter of fact, if you have any additional pictures of her, please do not link to them, ever. If you Google her, and find some in a bikini or something like that. DO NOT link to her. I will become angry.

ASvB
 

You're welcome, Adolf. What others do with the information I provided is not necessarily my concern.

Heh heh.....
 

Time to send this douche into the streets of baghdad with an american superman cap and a couple of lit sparklers tucked into his headband
 

Dude his headband is sagging because it's so soaked with sweat from getting his FREAK on, yo!
 

is he getting "bolder by the minute" or "BALDER by the minute."
 

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