What the fuck is this douchebag wearing? Makes me long for an Affliction t-shirt, Ed Hardy hat with the 10DHT and some True Religion jeans.

Fucking fucktard.
 

It looks like The Grinch ejaculated one big sperm in between these two lovelies.
 

Are those Mountain Dew pajama pants?

At least the lovely on the left is adopting her standard pose. She doesn't care about Nub, just looking good on camera.
 

Is this guy gonna have a shoot-out with Travis Bickel later in the movie?
 

Must have been eating Cheetoes
 

When Nub first made his presence known I wanted to give him a nottadouche. He looked like a confused little nebbish lost amongst a lovely sea of pink frothy goodness.
Upon further inspection I must now admit the error of my ways. Mountain Dew PJs?
Okay, I suppose, if you are an angst ridden tweener yearning to find yourself in an ever changing and all too confusing world.
But the Sloe Gin Fizz vomit stained tee shirt?!
And WTF is up with that gay assed rhino horn head nubbin?
What an eff'ed up way to start my Saturday morning.


Deepika on the left is fills my mind with impure thoughts that I must cleanse with hours of self flagellation.
Did Heather remove her right breast in an Amazonian attempt to improve her archery?
 

Oh my god he looks like a guido fucked a gay leprechaun and shit this douche-bag out. Are those mountain dew pant? Maybe its time to stop "doin the dew" and get some normal clothes, haircut, and facial expressions you pathetic Eurotrash piece of shit.
 

I hadn't noticed earlier, but DAMN! it looks like someone just lifted the chick on the left out of the last photo and dropped her into this one using Photoshop. Either that or Nub likes posing with cardboard cutouts, which seems more likely for a scrote of his stature.
 

Is that Mila Kunis on the left?
 

Hott girls like the one on the left have a Standard Pose...
She thinks I won't notice the bruise on her right thigh, incurred when Nub-Gnome tried to Do the Dew to the EXTREME.
Girl on the right is just shaped funny. Maybe it's her strange wardrobe choices.
Don't get me started on Nub-Gnome.

-Scroatian
 

Weird clothing choices all, Super vacant expression on lumpy...

Is this some Sorority Booster Day for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

-You know, like Grope-A-Retard-Intermittently-For-15-Minutes-Duration-Foundation???

Either way Alessandra Giovanni on the left is still in on the joke.


-and in dire need of a tepid Mobil 1 20w50 hamstring massage.
 

He's flunking out of high school so the Snow Board team coach sent those four babes to tutor him in his weaker subjects. Being Bleeths they agreed.

Notice he's already disgusted two of them into leaving. Consuelo will tutor him in Spanish and Muffy works with retarded kids after school already , so she's gonna hang in there.

I just threw up a little in my mouth. I won't be able to eat solid food until dinner time. Thank you Db1.
 

He's going for the Chuck Liddouche look with that hair.
 

Cue Kermit the Douche singing "It's not Douchy Being Green".
 

where the fuck do you find Mountain Dew pajamas anyway?
 

i think you guys are jealous because he can look like a mental patient and still pull fine ass bitches. how many girls do you honestly think you could get with mountain dew jammies and a patch of pubic hair on your head? douche or not, you have to give the man props
 

I'm getting a terminal case of Saturday Nub Fever.
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Isn't there something irresistibly pre-Winehousian about the right hott's Bleething? Like, she's no Winehouse (who disgusts me) yet, but she's clearly en route and, for the moment, is looking good in the carefree wildness of the going. One wonders, though, how to get a hold of her inevitable mugshot in order to study the progression? It could have major sociological value.
 

Probably got the Mountain Dew PJ's from WalMart, or a farm store, same kind of place with John Deere PJ's.

Luscious Hott on the left...can't talk, all choked up, hot damn.

Nubster adds that special touch of the old Thursday warning (albeit today is Saturday): Queers wear pink and green on Thursday.

I guess on Saturday,too, for the Hotts in pink are mere accessories to his green-oh outfit.
 

Props to Whoop-di-douche for the insight on looking for Mt. Douche PJs at WalMart
 

$8.00 WalMart P.J.'s.

I like this guy.
 

Hey, I was just guessin.' I never shop at Wal-mart, gave up when I could no longer find a place to park, and then once inside, the lines were so long the waits were 15 minutes.

And I discovered Target prices were the same or LESS, with no crowds and an upscale look! YESSS!!

Could we all just shrink Nubster and stuff him down into the pajama can, like a genii, and then recycle him at the nearest Alcoa can center???

That would work.
 

I think you-all are forgetting the most important variable to this Walmart pj's equation:

Walmart employees get a 25% discount on clothing.

$8.00 x .25 = $2.00

So with, say, a 6.5% sales tax Nub paid $6.39 for his jammies.
 

I hate to come across as computer-lame-brained, DB1, but being a tad older than the average blogger here, and basically in a niche, I don't know how to activate any links into the blogs. If I did, I'd be linking all sorts of "funnies" into the commentary, including my Wal-Mart suggestion. But I get a kick out of letting others "do" my ideas for me.

Hell, I can't even do the usual things like italics and enlarged or darker type in a blogspace, I just do it in my regular e-mail or writing windows. DUH!!

I need to get my computer-wank careerist brother to show me sometime. I'm an original old-schooler in transition.

With the mind of a twelve-year-old who spend more time outdoors than inside on a computer.
 

@whoop-di-douche

A long, long time ago a nice young feller told me how to do italics, and bold and such and such.

For italics you'll want to use
this key (<)then a lower case i, then the other bracket (>) - then the word or phrase you want to italicize, and then the closure which is < / i > but with no spaces in between any of those characters. So it'll all be a run on with no spaces in between.

Let's practice. This is the phrase I'm going to use followed by how it will look if you type it. But for visual purposes I'm going to put spaces in between the brackets so you can see how it's done.

< i > darksock's momma is so fat ... < / i >.

Now, without spaces in between the result will be this darksock's momma is so fat...

Now to make words bold you subsitute a lower case b for the i.

Did I confuse you?
 

Hey, Plinky, I'm back...was doing other stuff. Thanks for the heads up, good on ya!

Will return to the site and practice this when I get more time, maybe tomorrow, but Sundays can be busy around here, especially the evenings with my musician schedule. Yup, I'm graphic and musical. Bedtime calls.
 

Easy. I recognize the tire tracks left on his skull as those left from a Caterpillar mini-excavator, that had just run over a packet of mustard.
 

Hidden Nub just likes to make his appearance on slow Saturdays to avoid the usual wrath of bag hunters and huntresses on HCwDB.

which is typical douchebaggery if you ask me.
 

I've seen this kid on my campus. LMAO.
 

Wait..stop there.. Anon above says he has seen the nub? Thus by extension he has access to the sweet brunette in pink delight.

Anon you are looking the wrong way if u ID the nub, please my aching lap begs of you, in what corber of heaven do you, ms Pink and her magenta overloaded angels reside.

just tell my my ph number
055fapfapfap69
i think i need to change my pants now


oh.. and the nub? douche.
i want to tear out his throat with my teeth just toget a smile of aprobation from big bubba in cell H who went to school with the sales assistant at the store where she occasionally buys underwear.
 

He gets his pants in a can. Makes ya wonder what else he gets in the can.

FUCK FUCKING FUNG!!!
 

Wow looks like a dick with ears
 

This kid goes to my school. He rides around a gas powered scooter which he some how fucked with so it sounds like a pack of harley davidson riders coming from behind you when you're walking to class.