Monday, November 24, 2008
Sue-Ellen's Shiny Tool
God damn we need some eye candy after that Bello video.
Sue-Ellen has that delightful entitlement air of the aristocratic Brahmin waiting to inherit Mumsy's fortune while slumming with Ed The Garage Mechanic in the interim. She's the heir to 400 years of hegemony wrapped in Gabanna. Mexicans clear her plates.
Granted, Ed is only a minor tool. Barely a douche.
But I need some blonde white teeth with shoulder suckle worthy of a boobie hottie suckle thigh to cleanse the palette after Bello. And she is that shoulder suckle.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:55 AM 
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He has really outkicked his coverage. If she doesn't have a trust fund, I'll work cleaning Mr. White's basement--not the pit-- just the basement.
# posted by 
: 8:59 AM
: 8:59 AM
Man, she is everything that is right with this universe, and he is everything in my toilet about 2 hours after lunch at Taco Bell.
I would love to have her spitefully ignore my glances from across the dining room of an upscale dining establishment that I could only afford via client entertainment expense accounting.
# posted by : 9:04 AM
: 9:04 AM
I can let this guy pass. Yeah, the hair is quite toolish, but other than that, I see no bling, tatts, etc. and he is sort of smiling/smirking. Just a lucky bastard who was properly pegged by UFO Destroyers.
She is just so fine.....any more photos from whence came this one?
She is just so fine.....any more photos from whence came this one?
Yes, this guy is just a haircut, a crew neck shirt and a swift kick in the @$$ away from non-doucheity.
Yeah, douche looks only minor on the scale. But still enough for Brahmin Sue to be selling her birthright short.
Don't do it Sue, don't fall for it... too many men depend on your smile to risk its corruption.
Don't do it Sue, don't fall for it... too many men depend on your smile to risk its corruption.
I'm tired of these mother fucking scrotes on this mother fucking plane.
Samuel Mother Fucking Jackson
The Anti-Douchebag
Samuel Mother Fucking Jackson
The Anti-Douchebag
But yes, db1, thank you for this sumptuous picture. Definitely a nice reprieve from a month of such heinous douchosity.
Verily, she has that wink that could launch a thousand ships.
I'm just going to sit back and obsess for a little while longer, if y'all don't mind ...
I'm just going to sit back and obsess for a little while longer, if y'all don't mind ...
DB1 you should re-title this photo Daddy's Mid-life Crisis, and then sub title it, Mid Life Crisis is just a cliched way for middle-aged men to recapture their douche-dome.
From the ridiculous to the sublime, and just in time. Thank you DB1, thank you.
Fuck Fung.
Fuck Fung.
# posted by : 9:42 AM
: 9:42 AM
judging from his eyes, he's either just taken a big bong hit, or he's allergic to all 3 of her cats.
dude, when your hair is thinning, don't spike it up. cut it all off. just a small piece of advice from a man who knows what he's talking about.
she's pretty and probably smells like lavender.
dude, when your hair is thinning, don't spike it up. cut it all off. just a small piece of advice from a man who knows what he's talking about.
she's pretty and probably smells like lavender.
There are women that walk the earth that you cannot believe that they shit actual shit.
This is one of them.....
This is one of them.....
She's impossibly beautiful.
The only way to keep from going Travis Bickel on her and google searching until you find her MySpace/FaceBook then address and place of employment so as to "chance" bumping into her long enough to say "Hi" in a cracked, dry voice that hasn't tasted water or had sleep in an obsessed
search 70 + hours is to tell yourself that she has a stinky pussy or at a bare minimum she has done a bachelor party in Watts.
Otherwise we'd all go insane, eh?
The only way to keep from going Travis Bickel on her and google searching until you find her MySpace/FaceBook then address and place of employment so as to "chance" bumping into her long enough to say "Hi" in a cracked, dry voice that hasn't tasted water or had sleep in an obsessed
search 70 + hours is to tell yourself that she has a stinky pussy or at a bare minimum she has done a bachelor party in Watts.
Otherwise we'd all go insane, eh?
that is the stripper i had at my bachelor party in vegas not more than 4 weeks ago!
fyi - she is also a whore.
fyi - she is also a whore.
# posted by : 10:49 AM
: 10:49 AM
Nottadouche. I'd still like to kick him in the shins, but I think that's the fatigue talking.
Her? I would wear her like a pair of handcuffs.
I don't know what was talking right there.
Her? I would wear her like a pair of handcuffs.
I don't know what was talking right there.
Notadouche. She smokes like Anna Kournakova, he's a dude with a tool you wish you had. Suck it up and admit it - the closest you'll ever get to her is jumping into a cab when she gets out and sniffing the seat. Don't hate the playa when he's not a douche.
# posted by : 2:52 PM
: 2:52 PM
@Truth Squad - if what you say has any validity it only means this perfect Brahmin specimen is headed for another grieco-inspired downward spiral.
I wonder if that's how she's known at the Justice League - she sho gets banged by big-peckered playa.
I wonder if that's how she's known at the Justice League - she sho gets banged by big-peckered playa.
Christ, what I'd do for just one chance to release my seed on those beautiful, impossibly perfect teeth.
Gotta say, though, he's definitely nottadouche. Just a tragicly stupid haircut. Which, in a way, makes me hate him more.
Gotta say, though, he's definitely nottadouche. Just a tragicly stupid haircut. Which, in a way, makes me hate him more.
While Sue-Ellen has the golden glow, Ed has the pink essence of a redhead.
And a knob on his head.
Someone obviously bopped him in the beam. That, or he hit the undercarriage.
And a knob on his head.
Someone obviously bopped him in the beam. That, or he hit the undercarriage.
# posted by : 7:42 PM
: 7:42 PM
Mr White's basement is a nosh-pit of gleaming yellow.
Odd thing for someone named White.
But as the voice of the Amazonian Pissonya bird cries out, "Piss on 'ya!!!"
Odd thing for someone named White.
But as the voice of the Amazonian Pissonya bird cries out, "Piss on 'ya!!!"
# posted by : 7:45 PM
: 7:45 PM
Are those authentic Ray-Ban aviators she is wearing? No D&G fisheyes? No Pumpy-sized Chanels? Has a Hot Chick actually defied the stereotype of bleethed-out douchebaguettes?
Sweet mother of Eleanor Roosevelt, she might be the most desirable HC I've seen on this website. I wanna light Ed's faux-hawk on fire.
Sweet mother of Eleanor Roosevelt, she might be the most desirable HC I've seen on this website. I wanna light Ed's faux-hawk on fire.
I'm getting a very James Woods feeling from this guy, and not a funny James Woods feeling...the other feeling...the skeezed out creepster who still manages to nab utterly impeccable hotts like this hott here. Beta James Woods, go die.
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