Poo X 2. Too late for Nadja.
 

some information on the spider web tatt on his elbow:

"It is a symbol of struggle. Some struggle with drugs, some struggle with the system, and some just struggle with everything in life. Sometimes the harder you try to fight it, the more you get tangled in life's web. It's no longer a symbol that belongs to any group or lifestyle. It basically means that you are trapped somewhere."

and this fellow is obviously trapped in a glass case of emotion.


she looks like a badass. someone you don't want to make angry. but i'll bet the sex is good.
 

remember how cool Lite Bright was?

Tattoo douches thrive on that same concept of the Hott's subconcious desire for ornate spectacles like Lite Bright. In fact, if they made a Lite Bright belt buckle, I'd be willing to give it a not a douche pass.
 

Does his hat say "Rough" on it? And what the hell is he holding in his arms? The color and freaky padded pink purple aspects of it lead me to believe an early rollerblade circa 1990..but I digest...

Nice Terminator eye asshole.

She's a classic beauty.
I'd give Ms. special guest/Capt. Kirk's love interest on episode 38 of O.G. Star Trek a good phaserin.

With my wang.
 

What!? It's a belt buckle?!
 

Now this, people, is a perfect example of douchey ass tattoos to the extreme.

His artwork makes Jackson Pollock look like a realist. His indecisive hodge-podge calamity of horrid collage makes anal leakage seem like a holiday.

And gluing that raisin to your chin, or accenting your classy outfit with a hat that says "Rouge", coupled with the butterfly sways my opinion that he most definitely bats for the other team. The "San Francisco Rouges".
 

It's a welfare Christmas card...awww...
 

He walked into Jean Claude VD's tattoo parlor and saw a doodle pad from the last employee meeting sitting on JC's desk/area. It was the culmination of boredom , caffeine, Krispy Kreme glaze, and vacant window staring coming together on a white lined page.

He walked up to JCvD and said, "Cool! I want THAT one...."
 

She could be a Bond girl.
 

I still say this guy is gonna regret all those tattoos when he runs for Alameda County Superior Court judge...
 

fucking star tattoos! wtf?!
 

PS--she IS kinda hott--in an exotic, "Kill Moose and Squvirrel!"-kinda way.
 

isnt this the douche lead singer of Crazy Town?
 

she's been burned by the douche flame but never again. notice her arms are crossed. stay strong mommy.
 

Whenever I see a tat I immediately subtract 50 points off the IQ.
 

@Vin Douchal

Yes, that's about right...mmmm glaze...

@baleen

I do at least one star tattoo a week. I apparently have some unknown quota I must meet. Stupid universe and your damn stars.
 

She looks like Eva Longoria's prettier sister & he looks like her retarded half-brother.

That soul patch under his lip makes me want boil bunny rabbits.
 

It looks like someone dipped a bunch of chickens' feet into ink and let them scratch all over this dude's skin.

Actually that would be an improvement.
 

I may just be wrong but isn't that that "Shifty Shellshock" guy that fronted that horribly lame band... do not know their name but the song was "Come ma lady, come come my lady" Butterfly something or another. Just band rap/rock bullshit. Anyway that kid was an uber douche.

- Douchey Smurf
 

i just regurgitated tapioca vomit. this uber-tard IS the lead singer of crazy town. why is he still breathing?
 

Yeah Anon that's it "Crazy Town". What a bunch of clowns... they thought they were hot shit... the worst kind of one hit wonders.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Whats with stars why do these bags love star tats so much? DB1 or anyone out there why the stars? What does it all mean?
 

from crazytown to celebrity rehab to douche-festivalling around the clubs. die. please die.
 

Hope this helps:

* Shooting Star When considering a star tattoo that represents a significant moment in a person’s life, a shooting star is ideal. This can represent any number of things ranging from a special relationship, promotion, enlightenment and more. Anything that has changed a person can be symbolized by shooting star tattoos
* Nautical Star A nautical star is a symbol of guidance. Old superstitions believed that the nautical star would help guide a person on their journey or back home safely. Often when a person is seeking guidance, the nautical star shows best the meaning of those feelings. This five pointed star holds a special place in protection as well as guidance and can make for great star tattoos.
* Pentagram Star The pentagram is a popular star tattoo and its meaning is generally varied by whether or not the star points up or down. When facing downward, most feel it is a satanic sign symbolizing the head of a Ram. If the pentagram is pointed upward, according to Celtic beliefs, is a symbol of protection, balance, magic and story-telling. The five points represent the four elements with the fifth point on top representing the Spirit who reigns over all of the elements. These star tattoos are recommended for anyone looking to symbolize a sense of harmony as well.
* The Star of David The Star of David or hexagram is another popular star among religious aspect. This star originated from the fact that it was said that David once carried a shield that resembled the six pointed star when he defeated Goliath in battle. It symbolizes the Divine’s interaction with man-kind. This star has also been referred to as the Seal of Solomon or the Creator’s Star. This Jewish star has been seen throughout centuries, even back in the days of the Nazis and is one of the more popular star tattoo designs.
* Seven Pointed Star The seven pointed star, known as the septagram, is appealing to the mystical side of any individual as this is what it represents. This can be tied to many Hindu symbols when paired with the seven planets. The fact that the number seven itself has always held significance in superstitions of luck and fortune also plays into the septagram. It is also believed that this star represents the perfect male.
* Octogram Star Anyone who bears a sense of fullness might find themselves interested in the octogram or eight pointed star. Rooted among Pagans and Egyptians alike, the octogram holds meaning when paired with the Pagan wheel or the Ogdoad of ancient Egypt. Also used as a symbol for American firefighters, these star tattoos hold a wealth of meaning to the bearer.
* Nanogram Star Last but certainly not least, the nanogram is also known as the nine pointed star and represents stability or things achieved in a person’s life. Tying into the Norse mythology, it is said to represent the nine worlds.
 

I think thats a tatt of douchey smurf under that gay butterfly
 

so all together the stars represent.....poo
 

so all together the stars represent.....poo
 

so all together the stars represent.....poo
 

so all together the stars represent.....poo
 

oops
 

Assclowns like this shouldn't be allowed to get tattoos. It gives tattooing a bad name. But no matter how much you draw on a piece of shit, it's still just a piece of shit.

She's all sorts of bitchy hotness. She'd probably tell you that you can't look in her eyes while you sex her up missionary style. The only style she'll allow where you're on top. I'd gladly oblige Svettlohna. I'd gladly oblige.
 

Sorry. I've been adding to the legend of Samurai Scrote.
This guy might actually tattoo himself until he has completely erased his outer appearance. Kinda like Lizard Man, except this guy would be called Tatt-douche. That could be Guggenheim worthy.
The hott may be scary, but I wouldnt mind gettin some of that on me.
 

Next stop: DoucheClub Wallpaper Ninja!!!

...-you won't see him until it's Too Late, and you've heard another CrazyTown remix; -AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!


--
Otherwise: Let's face it, Bobby Batz wishes he could suck this guy's kneecaps as a Reality TV apprentice.
 

"Too late for Nadja."

Yeah, not a good sign that she's copying his pose.
 

I'm seein' stars
I'm seein' stars
I can't believe my eyes

Oh my, starry eyed douche surprise
sundown to sunrise
Douche all night
we're gonna douche all night
douche all night with all these tats
douche all night with all these tats
 

He is so very close to disappearing into the wallpaper behind them.

I saw Metallica last night; the boys are back in top form. The new material picks up right where "And Justice..." left off, and the playlist was almost 100% free of the Bob Rock era of Metallica.

We had awesome seats; front row, first tier, so we had a good view of the crowd. If I'd brought my scientific calculator I could have devised a formula that showed an inverse relationship of tattoed skin area vs. likelihood of getting too hammered during the opening two acts to even make it to Metallica.

My favorite moment: an Affliction-wearing douchebag, complete with wrist mandanas and sunglasses (in a darkened arena...) who was bombed out of his gourd trying to wedge into our $200 seats during Down's set. We ejected his silly ass and he flopped into a couple of empty seats one row over. When the seat's owners showed up they had to cart his comatose ass out of the arena on a gurney. Imagine the roar of several thousand New Orleanians enjoying a cruel laugh at the expense of a fallen tool.

Life is good.
 

Hello, all, how has everyone been? Busy flying the anti-bag flag, I hope. Jet lag and some srious self-abuse in the last 11 days has made me extra cranky, so my snakes will have extra venom for the next few days.

Gads, that song, that awful, awful song I want to stab myself in the eyeball every time I hear it. "I'll make your legs shake." Yeah, dry-heaving does tend to make me a bit jittery, now that I think about it.

Wow. I have a lot of work to do, I see. I'm pouring an extra-giant cup of java-jetfuel and getting to work seeing what kind of baggery has risen to the surface, like dead fish, in my absence.
 

I would tie her down, shave her, lick her like a lolly, and then she would have me. oh yes.
 

ponder this metaphysical conundrum:

only one thing sucks worse than this douche's band:

this douche.
 

@Anon 11:53

Nah not a tattoo of me under the gay butterfly. That's "Vanity Smurf" the queer one.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but isn't there a rule that if you're a rockstar, you get a nottadouche pass? I'm not saying this guy ISN'T a douche, but I'm just sayin.
 

That's Seth aka Shifty
 

At least his hat is on straight...
 

I loved this guy on Celebrity Rehab. But my question is this: I'm a sheltered suburban white guy so take this with a grain of salt but: If you are not currently or have been a member of the armed forces, can you have copious amounts of tattos (something obvious beyond the "I was drunk in Vegas with my boys") and not be a douche. In my limited experience, I have not met anybody with copious tattoing who wasn't fairly pooey.
 

Good to see you back, Medusa.

;)
 

Can anyone tell where her hair ends/begins?

@Scrotal Recall
It definitely IS too late for her.
 

DUDE THAT GUY IS SETH BINZER FROM CRAZY TOWN. YOU KNOW THE BAND THAT SANG "COME MY LADY COME COME MY LADY YOURE MY BUTTERFLY SUGAR BABY" GAYEST SONG EVER

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Crazy-Town-Poster-C10384469.jpeg
 

That song makes the Bleeths go crazy, just like on the movie Orange County!
 

The only thing crazy in that town is the lead levels in their drinking water
 

That is definitely Shifty. I saw Crazy Town at SXSW (back when it still had some cred...the festival, not the band) and everyone was like, "Who the fuck are these coked up losers?" They were basically a manufactured boy band with track marks. We suffered through the set so we could see Cyprus Hill afterwards. Shifty = douche.
 

I think this is the douchetard from that group "Crazytown"

he was on celebrity rehab.

he smokes crack.

I dont think rehab worked.
 

@ boobie mcgee

Thanks! It's good to be back. As much fun as I had, I really don't think I could have survived any longer. Besides, I was anxious for updates on the HCwDB situation in the war room. National Security is important to me.

Are you any relation to Assy McGee?
 

the "Jack Skelengton"tattoo near his
neck is particularly intimidating.
 

This douche-tub has more tatts than a Heriz oriental rug, and only one-tenth the class.

No, wait. The rug has all the class.

Love the combo of the snow-white-wife-beater shirt and the dressy pink long-sleever on Nadja, who HAS to be Eva Longoria's evil twin.

I suggest that if we stick him down the same VORTEX the slaughterer was using in that infamous video-clip of Sarah Palin at the turkey farm, you might see him squirm.
 

I just shifted a table and now my hands smell like squashed cockroaches... hey isnt that the guy from the band 'Crazy Town'... I need to wash my hands.
 

@ Medusa

Are you kidding me?! The A-man and I go waaaay back.

So, London survived your personal onslaught, huh? Lucky devils!

We sure have missed your witty diatribes here, though. Did you say you were gone 11 days? For some reason, it didn't seem that long. Maybe I should ease up on the Crown in my coffee... The days are starting to blur together.
 

Thanks, Boobie! On the one hand, it went by quickly, on the other hand it felt like an eternity. I become very culturally entrenched in a short time wherever I go, so adapting to new circumstances is no problem. I was a bit out of the loop on reality, however. My non-tri-band phone didn't work there, I had no computer of my own. My lazy ass hasn't even replaced the dead batteries in my watch so I had no clue of time, either, it was like being in a vortex. London certainly agrees with me, though. There is a serious lack of douche, and I mean that. I even ended up in one fairly downtown clubby-club to pick up the DJ after his set. Friend of a friend, a very good guy at that, and the anti-douche if I ever saw one. He's just good at what he does and the kids like him. Anyway, There was no real douchebaggery to be seen, no headlocks, fake gang-signs or face-licking, despite the presence of cameras. I guess the Brits are still eons ahead of us in the good taste department.
 

Are they in a dungeon?
 

@ Medusa

Sounds like you had a great time (although baggin' really is a lot of fun!). A good friend of mine is from the London area and spins the vinyl, too (he made an album before he moved stateside).

He loves this site and we discuss it frequently, but he is as far from being a d-bag as one could imagine. Of course, if he wasn't, I would be ridiculing, now wouldn't I?
 

That dude is that one guy.
 

@ boobie

You know, I was really disappointed, I wanted to capture shots of the Wily Britbag. Italy was chock full of 'em, but I didn't discover this site until January of this year, 2 months after I had been in Rome. The problem would aslo be that British chicks really don't qualify as Hotts anyway, so I'd have nice photos for "Buck-toothed, chinless Chavs with Douchebags." Ah, well. Hopefully Germany in March will turn up something good.
 

hahah hey is it me or is that the singer from crazy town????????
 

@ Medusa

True that, on the Brit chicks. Every once in a while I see one what 'might' pass for a hott... But they are few and far in between.

Italy? They 'might' have invented the douchebag. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about a slice of 'real' pizza or a tasty cannoli, but this is the home of the guido, ya' know? (Being in Chi-town, I'm sure you do!)

And Germany? Bring extra memory for your camera, young lady... You're about to enter the Land of the Eurodouche. It's picture time! I lived there for three years and can vouch for the fact that there are literally thousands of d-bags and even more hotts. And, their tits look like they're wearing steel bras. It's a helluva look!
 

That is Shifty from the band Crazy town!!! He is also on Dr.Drew's Celebrity Rehab. WOW!