Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Touch of Grey
Let's see.
Standing near a pouty brunette lightly slapping a blonde's marshmallow.
Making what appears to be a "Half Shocker," or a retarded "Westside" hand gesture with one's hand.
Sneering at the camera and completely ignoring the marshmallow fondle taking place right in front of you.
Add 'em up, son, and you got the Greyson Twins of douchescrotery.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 4:42 PM 
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I think they should take turns jumping off that ladder in the background until that gray turns a delightful shade of red. Old men should know better.
When they get back to the hotel room, they are going to tear that shit up!
That's right girls, get ready for a painful 2 minutes of semi-hard ride'n!
That's right girls, get ready for a painful 2 minutes of semi-hard ride'n!
That's not a "Half Shocker", that's a "V" for Viagra, as in, "Do you have any Viagra, my pecker is soft as Wall Street."
Hey meng, I banged deeese babe four times. And my homie? He's takin' the udder one to the Raiders game ....
This is proof that old douchebags never die, they just move to Fort Lauderdale...
# posted by 
: 5:50 PM
: 5:50 PM
dbag on the right looks incredibly uncomfortable that hott is touching him- see how he strains to keep his arm from having to touch her. "just get through this picture with drunk chicks, rico, and then we'll have further undeniable proof that last year in cancun was nothing more than a one-time, complete mistake. and then everything will be ok."
dj jazzy douche
dj jazzy douche
# posted by : 6:09 PM
: 6:09 PM
I'm hoping we caught the brunette in the middle of a hard spank, not a light fondle. 'Cause I'm kinky like that.
After 45 seconds of love-making, these two grecian formula choads slap some Ben Gay on each other's cranks to alleviate the soreness because it's been years since they had a work out like that.
After looking at blondie's hair nest I'm afraid to see her face. She probably looks like Witch Hazel after taking 20 cum shots to the face.
Is their hair gray, or is there just a lot of grease reflecting the light. Kinda like with Donk's picture.
And boy, girls will do anything for a guy with status. It's like that one song by The Hold Steady; "Girls Like Status". Which in itself is actually a very good song.
And boy, girls will do anything for a guy with status. It's like that one song by The Hold Steady; "Girls Like Status". Which in itself is actually a very good song.
The dorkus maximus on the right is actually ordering drinks for 5 (the 4 of them and the camera operator), but he's retarded and forgot he only has 3 fingers on his hand.
He lost the other two on a bus. Not through some accident - just forgetfulness.
He lost the other two on a bus. Not through some accident - just forgetfulness.
Having a Che tattoo while wearing $150 sunglasses is the ultimate display of ignorance. It's idiots like this who voted for Obama, while uninformed on the issues.
# posted by : 7:34 PM
: 7:34 PM
@ Archidoucheis
A Hold Steady fan, eh? You shred.
The guys in this pic remind me of the character in "Two Handed Handshake."
A Hold Steady fan, eh? You shred.
The guys in this pic remind me of the character in "Two Handed Handshake."
It looks like darksock and his old college pal Benji are still cruising for chicks after all these years. Here they're giving these 2 fine ladies the 'ole "Yeah, but we got money!" line while Steely Dan plays in the background -
Are you reelin' in the years
Throwing away the time,
Adding up the tears
Have you had enough of mi-ine?
Later that night they reinacted with each other the one and only time they "experimented with their sexuality" during college.
Question is, who was pitching and who was catching?
Are you reelin' in the years
Throwing away the time,
Adding up the tears
Have you had enough of mi-ine?
Later that night they reinacted with each other the one and only time they "experimented with their sexuality" during college.
Question is, who was pitching and who was catching?
Carmen grew all the more bewildered as each puff of air she pushed into Ronald’s nipple caused an even larger pustule to grow out of his shoulder.
L-R
- Bi-curious mall cashier at Charlotte Rouse
- Jiffy Lube "mechanic"
- Blondie with a "kind chin" , the kind of chin that likes balls slapped on it
- Traffic/Weatherman for a San Diego UHF station
- Bi-curious mall cashier at Charlotte Rouse
- Jiffy Lube "mechanic"
- Blondie with a "kind chin" , the kind of chin that likes balls slapped on it
- Traffic/Weatherman for a San Diego UHF station
Nestor always preferred that his bleeth's motorboat his cleavage before moving southward to his erect, and engorged clitoris.
Minutes before mounting the ladder for his encore performance of the infamous Bellyflop into the boiling Jacuzzi of Jizz, Rodrigo takes one last groupie’s nipple tickle for added courage.
@Vin,
Haven't been down that way tonight, but if my wife won't put on the Plinky's mom costume I mentioned down at the Waldouche thread, then I may need some catharsis baby!
Cheers!
Haven't been down that way tonight, but if my wife won't put on the Plinky's mom costume I mentioned down at the Waldouche thread, then I may need some catharsis baby!
Cheers!
My name is Crucial Head.
And, if anyone wants to know what Crucial Head looked like in high school and the first few years of college… yep, this tatted up douchebag fits pretty damn close.
I am ashamed. But it was the first step in my long path of de-douchification.
My name is Crucial Head, and I thank you all for letting me share.
And, if anyone wants to know what Crucial Head looked like in high school and the first few years of college… yep, this tatted up douchebag fits pretty damn close.
I am ashamed. But it was the first step in my long path of de-douchification.
My name is Crucial Head, and I thank you all for letting me share.
today i've learned something new:
douchebags are like wine. you age them a few years and they... "grow".
okay maybe that analogy is insulting to wine.
douchebags are like wine. you age them a few years and they... "grow".
okay maybe that analogy is insulting to wine.
Yeah, the ladder says a lot: Hotel under renovation!. "what's the name of this club, wasnt it blah blah, fucking blah,. Yes, it twas blah blah fucking blah, before it became...
@Indiana 7:46...
Guys like this DIDN'T vote Obama. Guys like this supported McCain for a couple of reasons:
1. They have the wish to live the monied life they think Republicans represent and...
2. He's white.
If you voted for Bush the first time around I'll cut you some slack. If you voted for him the second time around you are a fucking moron.
Guys like this DIDN'T vote Obama. Guys like this supported McCain for a couple of reasons:
1. They have the wish to live the monied life they think Republicans represent and...
2. He's white.
If you voted for Bush the first time around I'll cut you some slack. If you voted for him the second time around you are a fucking moron.
# posted by : 2:22 AM
: 2:22 AM
@ douchemaster flex 7:43
"What a tight little ass.
Cheers!"
Yea, I thought the same thing. He MUST work out.
What, oh you were... talking 'bout the girl?! Oh yea, so was I, typo, yes typo.... I meant to say, "she MUST work out." Yea, that's the ticket.
@ PLINKY 8:54
Damn, you are a funny mutha phucka!
"What a tight little ass.
Cheers!"
Yea, I thought the same thing. He MUST work out.
What, oh you were... talking 'bout the girl?! Oh yea, so was I, typo, yes typo.... I meant to say, "she MUST work out." Yea, that's the ticket.
@ PLINKY 8:54
Damn, you are a funny mutha phucka!
that's quite the shit-cutter on the girl with straw-like hair.
the guy in the center of the picture looks like he's my age. and that's old. maybe we shouldn't make fun of the guy in the black board shorts. i think he's got cerebral palsy.
the guy in the center of the picture looks like he's my age. and that's old. maybe we shouldn't make fun of the guy in the black board shorts. i think he's got cerebral palsy.
is this friday for anyone else like myself? can we do a fucking haiku today? its thanksgiving eve. it's like st. patricks day without all the green shit. i got a 4 day weekend ahead of me and i'm fired up! WEDNESDAY HAIKU! or fuck it, let's do EPIC POEM! What these new muthafuckas know about EPIC POEM? HUH?? WHAT WHAT?? REPRESENT!!!
sorry i took an adderall this morning.
sorry i took an adderall this morning.
apples? on thanksgiving? you silly bastard.
but screw your hippie half-day.
we just start drinking at noon, thats all. we keep working though.
but screw your hippie half-day.
we just start drinking at noon, thats all. we keep working though.
i am cooking some of the dinner. we're headed off to a snowy cabin with a few couples. i am cooking the ham, mrs. pfah is handling my summer sausage.
what about you boys? what are the plans?
what about you boys? what are the plans?
@Crucial:
"Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed our path."
"I would toss that sald with some syrup or some jelly."
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
"Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed our path."
"I would toss that sald with some syrup or some jelly."
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
going to visit my feeble grandmother in the nursing home and eat dinner with her in the most depressing setting possible. than i will sit on my ass for the rest of the weekend drinking and popping xanny bars, lapsing in and out of consciousness watching all the ol' classic movies they play on cable networks all weekend.
Brunette is trying to figure out how she can pee in Blondie's butt. (hint: a rubber coupling catheter. My pee tech is far ahead of olde school Mr. White's).
@ BCS -
Epic poem...I like the sound of that...all these baghunters, sitting around drunk and bloated off of Turkey...Idle Hams are the Deviled Egg's Workshop. The last time we did an epic poem, it was...
Epic.
@ BCS -
Epic poem...I like the sound of that...all these baghunters, sitting around drunk and bloated off of Turkey...Idle Hams are the Deviled Egg's Workshop. The last time we did an epic poem, it was...
Epic.
Football, beer, nap, football, beer, nap , football , beer , nap, get a tickle from the old lady, football, beer, nap....
that...sounds..........lovely. seriously though...you're a good grandson. even though she probably makes fun of you when you leave.
The Graydouche on the left looks like a version of Jon Liebowitz Stewart but more rad because of his TATs.
# posted by : 7:55 AM
: 7:55 AM
DB1,
Thank you for a larger pic to click... the full size zooms in nicely on the fluffy goodness and cuts off the heads of the scrotes.
-- asshat
Thank you for a larger pic to click... the full size zooms in nicely on the fluffy goodness and cuts off the heads of the scrotes.
-- asshat
# posted by : 12:46 PM
: 12:46 PM
Oh, bloody hell. The brunette is saying, "No, guys! You touch HER! Like this! Stop FONDLING each other!"
I, personally would be wearing Blondie like a pair of handcuffs. But I haven't seen her face. Oh, who cares. If we made eye contact then she might want to talk.
I'm thinking this is The White Twins after a respectable haircut and a litte sun. They're getting ready for "Matrix 4: The Docking".
I, personally would be wearing Blondie like a pair of handcuffs. But I haven't seen her face. Oh, who cares. If we made eye contact then she might want to talk.
I'm thinking this is The White Twins after a respectable haircut and a litte sun. They're getting ready for "Matrix 4: The Docking".
Haha...the brunette is banging...the blond is like a cute little Yorki, but the guy in the back is Fucking HOT...and his Mexican bro. who doesn't know how to speak English so he does his own version of WESTSIDE...haha!
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