"Uh... Now what?"
 

I can't find him!!! Damn, I always hated these books as a kid. All I see is the staypuft marshmallow man!
 

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Is that Medusa Oblangata on the right?
 

i can't find him either....

...but maybe it's because the resolution of this picture is 12.
 

leave it to pfah to make a photo resolution joke.

he's here all day folks...
 

in other news, today is my 2 year anniversary.

woo.

hoo.
 

It looks like there is some sort of large slug trail leading up the the coeds' blanket. Maybe the girls put a little beer in a tin pan, trapped him, and have poured the whole greasy concoction into the ocean.
 

such a lovely beach. looks just like the lovely shores of lake erie. all it's missing is hypodermic needles and homeless guys.
 

@ bcs-
I didn't realize it had been so long since we had that night in bangkok.
 

Here we happy Chappy, star quarterback for the Oswego State flag-football division 6 champions.
After defeating arch nemisis Colgate College in a down-to-the-wire battle, he and 4 of the cuter cheerleaders from Oswego drove to Virginia Beach to celebrate.

And flag football wasn't the only sport in which Chappy excelled that weekend. That plucky young lad had sexual intercourse with all 4 of those cheerleaders. Afterwards, it was what the girls jokingly referred to as "Chappy's 2-minute drill."

Giggles all around {{{}}}}
 

@ BCS Congrats! My wife and I are coming up on ten. It only gets better.

@ UFO aren't the oceans polluted enough already?

--the poster formerly known as Clementine
 

@bcs....congratulations?
 

I'll take the third from the left please. I'll take her out to Chops Lobster Bar here in the Atl, followed by a foot massage at the Buckhead Ritz. (I can't bring her home because of the wife and all...) Then, we'll let the night lead us where it will...drinks at The Sundial, some soft jazz, my dick in her ass in the shower while dressed as a French Maid I mean me not her... you know, shit like that.

As for the turd in the back, he can bite the curb.
 

Combined sexual experience of those 5 beach-blanket bimbos?

6 dry humps, 2 hand jobs, a 69 that quickly turned into a 66, and one of those little vixens swallows. Guess which one?
(hint: he's shirtless)
 

Excuse me for being color blind, but is there two red headed cuties in this shot?

The picture looks like it was taken 2 seconds after they told him to get out of the picture.

"Whaaat? Come on dawg!"
 

Is it just me, or does the douchebag in this picture resemble Poppa Squat?
 

That crazy black thing in front looks too dark to be real. What the hell's been 'shopped out? A severed head?

@bcs

Having grown up in western PA, I can assure you that hypodermic needles would be a step up for Lake Erie. As long as they're not on fire, anyway.
 

Joris paused mid-grope, unsure. Hayley was surely into him. She had to be. She had had plenty of other options when it came to who held her purse while she and her giggling posse tried on swimsuits. She chose him, though, and that meant something. It meant it was perfectly acceptable to grab her behind before the group shot at the beach. Nay, it was necessary to grab her behind at the beach. Otherwise, she might never know her feelings were returned.

Still, Joris paused. What if she took it the wrong way? What if she saw his boner from having Elaine's bare hip brushing his elbow? What if he was wrong? What if being with Hayley didn't live up to the fantasies he had when he masturbated to her picture in his high school yearbook?

Joris thought about all this, and decided that this was his one best chance to latch onto Hayley's firm, smooth buttocks.

Click.
 

So our boy Mike Minelli (i.e., latest douchebag to sue) is pictured on Dirty. Peep the comments from old friend Spurs Fan: http://www.thedirty.com/?p=62976#comments
 

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@orel fuck that. i refuse to go back to that site. i'll take your word for it.
 

I grew up 2 blocks from the beach, and because of that, "beachbag" was part of our everyday vocabulary in the summer. Back then it meant the big bag that we put all our stuff in to take down to the beach. Now, every time DB1 mentions beachbag, it causes me to reminisce. Thanks DB1.

It sucked when the tide came in too fast and soaked all our stuff, I wish the tide would come was this beachbag away, but leave the hotts.
 

@bcs: apparently this is an "etch a sketch site" and his "two day tour showed that he/Nik aren't very well liked."
 

@ BCS -

Get her drunk, hit the tape recorder, and then rag on her about blowing money. Please...

@ Pfah -

That looks like the tile floor below the glory hole in a New Jersey oncology ward.



...too harsh?
 

"Tina tittered with glee as it became her turn to have Todd push the glass dildo up her starfish."
 

"...and with a furious back-handed motion Nick continued to grab potted meat of out each girl's ass and fling it on the sand behind them."
 

wouldn't it be funny if wesley snipe's head was in that black tote?
 

I count only nine legs.
 

@ Orel 9:55

Checking out the photo of this doo-ooo-uche it occurs to me that being called a douchebag is probably a step up from what he is usually called:

Idiot, cretin, half-wit, imbecile and moron immediately come to mind.

Maybe the judge in the trial will order him to the publc square for a dozen swift kicks to the groin....
 

@pfah

O.K. if I use that tiling pattern in my bathroom? It's art, man.
 

I'd give $50 to that redhead on the right for her towel when she's done wiping her goodies with it
 

@darksock got some good material this weekend but not sure if it all recorded. havent had time to review the tape.
 

Pfah,

I tried the full shave head look once. We role played that I was Kojak to her Lola Albright but the old lady decided to put the kabosh on the skinhead look when I said "Who love's ya , baby" one too many times.
 

@Vin...were you sucking on a lolipop too?
 

Yes. And waxing poetic with episode lines like, "Clip your rosebuds, there's a chill in the air..."
 

What up Hatazzzzz???

I saw you posted my latest video from YOUTUBE. Yall know u jus makin me more popular right?

sooOOOooo...preesh yall!!

And jus so yall kno, we are not GAY! yall would be jelous of the fly girls we chill wit.

anyway......PEACE!

XoX---Bobby Batz---XoX
 

no WAY is that the real Bobby Batz.
 

Hi Bob!

Ever get that bathroom mirror cleaned?
 

S'up suckas????

You two are almost as gay as BCS and that fag Darksock. yall arent even funny.

And yes its the REALZ Bobby Batz in da house!!!!!!!

yall cant be makin fun of our place. its the BITCH PAD. All fine ladies are let in.

BB XoX
 

And jus so yall kno, Bobby Batz felates feral ferrets
 

so......the dog we saw outside on your patio is an ugly bitch then?
 

And jus so yall kno, Bobby Batz graduated with a third grade education, ... this year
 

And jus so yall kno, Bobby Batz "bitches" means each other's mothers
 

Bobbi, how was Plinky's mom last night?
 

1 of my boyz told me i was all over this website. I didnt believe him......but now I DO!!!!!

Just keep talking yall.

You are just pushin me to tha next LEVEL!!!!!!!

SEE YOU ON MTV BITCHES!!!!!!

BB XoX
 

And jus so yall kno, Bobby Batz has a lucky rabbit's foot, in his sigmoid
 

And jus so yall kno, Bobby Batz' next level is a tent in the town dump
 

lol @ whoever is trollin'
 

And jus so yall kno, Bobby Batz is on the transplant waiting list for a taint
 

And jus so yall kno, Bobby Batz is a goatherd
 

oh i love it. Bello has finally found his way home. this is the best thing ever.
 

A sigmoid??????? WTF?

Yall old people dont even know. Like i said before.........SEE YOU ON MTV SUCKAS!!!!!

I'll just keep playin on.

BB XoX
 

there's no way that's him. sorry.
 

@bcs....is that you, drunk at work again?
 

I think it's Mr. White, heh heh.
 

He needs to post his message to HCwDB on YouTube for proof, eh, Detective Pfah?
 

Yall do have to believe, but it is!!!! My boy told me and I was like.....NO. But heres my face all over tha place!!!!!!

BB XoX
 

OOOO! good call Vin!

yeah Booby Batz. post something up on your YouTube page to us.

and make sure you bring that dog inside. it's cold out.
 

is he gone?
 

maybe he left to go let all the "fine ladies" into his Bitch Pad.



real nice.
 

I ain't buyin' it.
 

I am optimistically skeptical that its the real bobby. But Eh Gads, how amazing would it be if it was?
 

it would be pretty damn funny.
 

If it wasn't Mr. White, my money is on Plinky...
 

maybe it was Donkey Douche.
 

My money's on Plinky's mom's g-string.
 

the only way a g-string would function on Plinky's mom, is if it were made of titanium.
 

Not me. I'd like to take credit, but I don't know what "preesh" is, so I wouldn't have used it. I try to stick with just flyteeth.
 

FAGAOTH! YULL #@#! BE IN #** MI BITHCPAD!! TARMAL!

##@3
 

^Like that.
 

You are a Flyteeth language master, Mr. White. I take back my previous accusation.

Plinky?
 

i believe, but i am not certain, that 'preesh' is some form of 'appreciate'.


but i could be wrong.
 

Gotchall wonderin now dont I?????

Yall are old foolz. Wouldnt know the real Bobby Batz if I waz in front of yo face.

I have said it before and ill say it again.........

SEE YO ASSEZ ON MTV!!!!!!
 

ok Plinky. the jig is up. come on out.
 

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Bobby Batz wouldn't know "the real Bobby Batz" either since there is no such thing.

There's just some douchebag who cries on camera while wearing a pink trucker cap and taking pictures of "hiz boyz."

(But the trolling is funny.)
 

TARMAL is what BBXoX roommates call his trans-sphincteric anal fistula track.
 

Fred from Limp Bisquick
 

I WASNT CRYIN YA BITCH!

You show up and yall be the one cryin. Me an my boyz crew will beat yo azz. All yall old men are funny. Think you know whats up. Well..........YOU DONT!!!!!

BB XoX
 

I wonder a lot of things, Bobby Batz and/or Troll Bobby Batz. wonder why you hate Windex, and therefore feel the need to leave all of your crusty zit plugs stuck to your bathroom mirror. I wonder how long it would take for you to starve to death in any country other than the U.S. (My guess? About 3 weeks.) I wonder why anyone would legitimately want to be on Season 37 of The Real World, when the show itself was played half-way through Season 2, if we're being generous.
 

"Me an my boyz crew will beat yo azz."

isn't that also known as 'Prison Rape'?
 

Yall even hatin on my bathroom!!!!!

HATERZ!!!!!

Your bathroom ever been dirty? That's what i thought. Were jus clownin around and makin a movie. Sorry we didnt have time to clean up for you.

And step off my flip-flopz!!!! Yall wouldnt know whats cool anyway.

keep on hatin!!! It just makes me stronger.

BB XoX
 

i also wonder the same things that mr. white does.

and Booby Batz, could you tell me exactly why you feel the need to replace a perfectly good 'S', with a 'Z' please?
 

Booby, why don't you just disable all the comments on your YouTube videos? I'm insulted that you took my earlier comment off, and all I did was encourage you to be yourself and "frolic with whomever you like." Isn't that open-minded? I really don't care if you like to take photos and videos of your shirtless male friends. If that's who you are, stand up and be proud - it's OK.

But let that dog inside, and make sure you feed the poor thing properly.
 

Its not even my dog. It belongs to the hottie next door.

BB XoX
 

BB XoX "One month, my toilet broke, I just went in the garbage can."
 

So, that "hottie" was one of the fellows showing you his abs? I mean, you did say "I gotta get a pic of this" or something to that effect.

Just make sure he's feeding the dog.
 

As sad as it makes me, I no longer believe this is young master batz. He wouldn't see the irony of paraphrasing zoolander ("you think you're too cool for school...Well...you're not!"), and I'd think he'd at least TRY to come up with something more "clever" than well...you don't.
It's unfortunate cuz i was really stoked for a few minutes there.
 

Keep drinkin the Hateraid yall.

BB XoX
 

@ crucial 9:09
LOLLLLL...If you were to put my pasty-whiteness out on a towel in the sun in such little clothing like that, I would certianly burst into flames like a vampire. On the plus side, I might be able to take that douche's errant hand with me.

@ bcs
Congratulations, man. May your marriage not be the heartbreaking, disatrous farce that mine was.

@ bobby batz
"yall cant be makin fun of our place. its the BITCH PAD. All fine ladies are let in."
Well, THANK you for the invite, I gladly accept! And upon entering I will immediately make you into my own personal hand puppet. No lube. No lie.
 

Ok, if you're really bobby there's just something i have to tell you dude. I'm doing this out of love for you as a fellow human, so please, take it in the honest, open, kind nature it's meant.

Dude...you're white. I don't say this in any sort of race baiting, or racist way. I'm a jew who's girlfriend is black, and two best friends are mexican. When young urbanites were coming up from the inner city, they for the most part, lacked the education to speak properly (Not through any fault of their own, as schools were poor in the area.) and for that matter, the spelling and grammar, and so they spoke in a manner that made sense to them. You, on the other hand, I am guessing have never seen a neighborhood rougher than a middle class suburb. You probably went to a decent school, and, brain pan permitting, probably got a decent education.

When you try to act gangsta, it doesn't make you look hard. It makes you look like some kind of poser.

Drop the "mah boyz" and "hataz" and speak and write proper English my friend.
 

@Medusa, 12:52 p.m. -

Nice 'Y' avatar - you're just missing the 'M,' 'C,' and 'A.'

; )

Oh, and DJ Bellow couldn't handle you since you're a real woman. He'd probably just wet himself.
 

@bobby batz

Oh, you're screwed now. (And not in a good way.) You should see the mess Medusa leaves in our shared playpen. My advice? Stock up on rubber gloves and the most abrasive cleanser you can find.

And you'll need something to clean up with after, too.
 

As a side note, is it wrong that I just aroused myself with talk of cleanser? I think it might be.
 

Meh...I assume I'm going to hell anyway, best not imporve my chances of getting in the real deep bolges like these guys.

And if by "real woman" you mean "wicked, castrating she-beast", then I thank you for the compliment.
 

@ Mr. White

That wide splatter pattern up high on the wall by the freezer? Ignore that. I'll take care of it when I get back. And reiterate to Laundry Gimp: He saw NOTHING!
 

@medusa

Laundry Gimp isn't talking at all. He mostly shuffles around all day with this 1,000-yard stare. I think you're safe.
 

I want nuthin to do wit a woman that wants to put her hand in my asshole. Yall can leave that shit at tha DOOR!!!!!!! You people are trippin.


PEACEEEEEE!!!!

BB XoX
 

@ Bob

Not my hand. My forearm. And then I will swing you around to face your whimpering friends, who cower in the corner as Dog barks and paws excitedly at the patio door. I will then burst into the theme from "The Music Man" while making you sing along, dummy style. I shall then flee in the night with you folded up in a case, and we shall go on the road as "Medusa Bergin and Douchey McCarthy"

The Sad thing is, you don't even get that last bit.

Also, I don't find it at all surprising that you want nothing to do with a woman who wants to put her hand up your ass. After all, my slender, smallish and smooth fist cannot match the rugged, abrasive pleasure of a man's fist in your ass.
 

@medusa

To be fair, he probably didn't get any part of your vignette that had a sentence structure more complicated than subject-verb, in that order, with that many words.
 

This troll has Plinky written all over it. Just like Plinky's underwear.

It is so unfortunate when one of the regulars here tries to fool his peers by trolling as a heckling imposter.

Truth be told.

heh heh
 

@darksock

I'd still be pissed about that if it hadn't been so damn funny.
 

@ all 'bag hunters

Sorry to disappoint - as usual - but the guest appearances on this thread were not my handi-work. Our internet crashed at that "place" I got to get paid, so I was forced to listen to the constant screaming inside my head any time I have to pay attention to my co-workers.

Plus I would never try to imitate fag-hags like flyteeth and Bobby suck-a-dick.
 

I see 4 young, nubile women and a baby sea lion.

Arrrff arrrff arrrff arrrff arrrff arrrff arrrff arrrff ...
 

those are some of the choicest hotties to be featured for a long while. good job.
 

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Ya, know, I put in a 12 hour day, and figure I'd come home and groove on some funnies from the usual gang of suspects, and who decides to come out and pee all over the day?

Bobby Batz.

Bobby, you are such a stupid tool, your very existence is an insult to the world's vast regiments of fine upstanding retards.

Every time you flap the cloaca you call your mouth, you remove information from the universe, for you are an intellectual black hole. Your soul is where ideas go to die.

You can dream on and on about your precious 15 minutes of eventual fame and the millions it will reap for your bank account, but I can assure you, pony boy, that you and your dreams are of absolutely zero consequence.

My students are people of consequence. They study and work hard and are being educated to navigate a complex world facing an uncertain future. You, on the other hand, choose to "frolic".

Why? Because you are a moron. You are the product of the "me" generation who had babies in the 1980s and proceeded to blow acres of smoke up their butts telling that they were "special" and giving them gold stars for just showing up. You are a classic product of that misarrangement of resources and the clusterfuck known as American public education.

You have no value or skills. You cannot conceive of a clear thought because you have never had one presented to you. You are a clueless dupe of the consumerist machine.

And oddly, I don't hate you, Master Batz. There is a big difference between disgust and hate. If I hated you I would call for your immediate execution. You are not worth the price of the bullet. You are beneath contempt, and the best punishment I can think of is for you to live long enough to see your lifestyle disappear along with your entire cultural framework.

So go - go "frolic" you two bit bonehead. You see, if you were on fire, I would pee on you to put you out. I want you to survive long enough to watch your world disappear under a mountain of crushing debt, vanishing resources, and a dysfunctional government that is beholden to the consciousness of the lowest common denominator known: douchebags like you.
 

...yeah, what troy said.

But I do think that was a troll. DJ Bello is too consumed with taking pictures of men's bodies and frolicking around in white sandals to post on here more than once. And the fact that they all say something about our mocking of them making them stronger and us drinking hateraide is just too coincidental for me.
 

Sadly, I think that was the actual DJ Bello. All his clips have been taken down.
 

@ DB1

Why, did you make him cry?
 

@DB1:

Take heart boss! Robert Bats’ filthy videos have been vanquished. It is a small, but victorious battle by our collective awesomeness. Celebrate with much mead and young maiden derrieres, my liege. Yes, the war remains. However, today it was DJ Bello… tomorrow, may it be a larger Fish Slap (Fuck Him) that we fry. We must continue to advance our front. Fight on!







I shall now celebrate our victory by asking my wife to dress up like Plinky’s mom so we can get our freak on.

Cheers!
 

Shit... I have no plastic couch covers; so no Plinky's mom role-playing...

... although I do have the old tent they used when they fumigated our house to kill those pesky termites.



Game on!
 

DB1, wouldn't it be more fun just to mock the other fuck-tard photos we see than to spend very much time mocking Bello? Methinks he belloweth too much. And since he never shows hotts, that isn't very satisfying to the general fan-base of HCwDB.
Besides, it's getting expensive buying all that anti-nausea medication to counteract the Bello.
 

My cat has been looking at this picture and meowing that it looks like a litterbox.

I think it appears to be beach blanket b i N g o.

And I'm about to puk'a lookin' at this dud'a. Where IS that puke bag?
 

In a final comment about Bello, it can best be summed up with this statement:
We aren't interested in MTV. It isn't a place we spend any time. Most of us are out working for a living and have passed the age of frolicking around.
We're taxpaying citizens and voterz! We actually live in the no-spin zone, even if we talk like we don't.
 

son of a bitch.


it was him.
 

Yep, him being a troll was only our wishful thinking. In sad reality, as always, that was an actual person producing those linez. A living, breathing human being.

Created in the likeness of God, you say, my dear Christians? I'd tell you what God must be like then, but I don't wanna burn in hell for that, and by hell I mean a pool party in Vegas with DJ Bello's jamz on eternal repeat.
 

Yesssssss!!!! I threatened THE Bobby Batz with a no-lube fisting. See THAT on MTV, DJ Bello!



Well, there's my celebrity encounter story.




I'm gonna get a cup of coffee.