I see four in the pink and one in the stink.
 

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Once I was able to remove my eyes from the hotty on the far left, did I finally behold said douche. Please explain what the growth is on his head?
 

looks like Halcyon dressed these girls.


and no, i don't see Waldouche.
 

Somebody get that fucker a Baby Ruth, STAT!
 

Not just a nub, but a Munchkin.

Pfah, good on ya, Halcyon indeed!

Hottie on left is inviting me to rush.
 

If it weren't for the 4 smashing hot Valentines Day knob-knockers
I'd be able to see the rest of little Pinto in his Incredible Hulk pj's.


Who the fuck frosts their cowlick?!?
This clown should be in the corner taking a shit in the cat box then licking himself clean.
 

Pure douchbag. He can't be a frat-bag because he is sporting a douche-hawk. Which leads me to believe he may be the inter-species product of a horny douche-bag and a submissive peacock. Douche-Cock has no chance with any of these tight tarts. If I'm him, wait until they leave, find the unwashed panties, go home, boil the panties in water, enjoy the broth, jack-off, then shoot myself.
 

DB1- what's with all the pink lately, is this some kind of Guerrilla/viral marketing campaign for thedirty.com?

Or is it breast cancer awareness month?

Or is it just that these chicks are hot?

No douche here, just a shit-stain on the white curtains in the background.
 

I spotted Waldouche

It looks like a fucking demented frog hanging on the curtains
 

The Pretty-In-Pink club's fondue party was a hit until Skag escaped from the basement
 

New Flaming Lips album: Waldouche Battles the Pink Robots.
 

I recognize blonde Hott from somewhere, ...

Oh yeah, from HERE
 

Lester was still perplexed as to why the Pink Ladies club of Humptulips, Washington had hired him to hang their curtains with a flamingo's tape worm.
 

Once I turned the contrast and saturation on my monitor to zero for both, I found 3 'yes'es, a 'maybe' (okay 'probably') and sloth. Massengil nailed it.

Heeeeeeey yoooooooooou guuuuuuuyth!

Sloth love chunk.

That must be why he's so unhappy about the plethora of pussy in his sparsely furnished living/dining room.

Sloth love chunk.

Would you say Sloth has a plethora of pussy in his den?

A what?

A PLE-THO-RA.

Oh yes, he has a plethora.

Jefe, what is a plethora?

Why El Guapo?

Okay it's 2 AM, I'm gone on San Miguel (light, watching the figure tee-hee) so I'm out.

Sorry it was long, hope you enjoyed.
 

Satan invents douche,
Then man invents Photoshop
Crops out Nub, enjoys.

I know it's not a haiku day, but I thought a haiku best expressed my thoughts about the glory of excessive pink, mixed with a bit of cleavage and a lot of perky thigh.
 

Ohhhhhh to much pink...

In the words of Sol Rosenberg:

"My eyes is goin crazy..."
 

and also in the words of Mr. Rosenberg:

"so i'll bring all my glasses and my shoes then."


thanks for the memories Da-da-douchee...aka...NotWorthy!
 

I found waldouche. He/she/it is all the way to the right in white and pink. "Nub" is all that's left of it's penis after the sex change operation, right?
 

Right brunette, you cut your hair with a weed whacker. Brunette next to her, you seem to be wearing a table cloth over shorts.

But that's all O.K. I'd still et the two of you make me a sandwich. And by "sandwich" I mean Mr. White Meat Sandwich. I'll even sing the A-O-pi fight song whilst I nibble at your nethers.
 

I can not get past the one lil lass on the left! Oh my, so that's where they get artificial sweetener from.

The other girls, if by them selves might be doable, but standing next to sweet nectar, there is just NO CHANCE.

ASvB
 

Found Him!

And.... Oh Boy!!! 8) Hottie on far left just gave an i.o.b.
 

Found Him!

And.... Oh Boy!!! 8) Hottie on far left just gave an i.o.b.
 

I have a douchebag dredidel,
I made him out of gay,
I'm sharpening my razor,
so dreidel I can slay.

It has a egglike head
with a little hair and skin
I'll smash it on the curb, you see
It drops and then I win.

Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel
He is so very gay,
With hair that s like a handle
as I beat his brain away.
 

Hot chicks need to organise.

This video explains that if they did, they could demand something other than douchebaggery from the male populace.
 

Troy Tempest-

You remind me an awful lot of this oher little wooden dude who used to hang out here- can't quite remember his name...
 

theres no douche/nub>>> only a psycho who chopped them all up in a wood chipper & kept the remains in a pool in his yard

yup, no douche
 

Too much pink, and at the same time, not nearly enough. IYKWIMAITTYD.
 

you know who took this picture?


that's right, HJBBaD.

and the girl on our far left is his girlfriend.


i know this because that's his Grandma's couch in the background.
 

This should be in the weekly. Look at the bigger picture here: he doesn't have many 'bag signifiers, but his presence completely ruins a sweet ice cream cake confection of hott by some strategically placed poo.

Damn you, douche!!!!!!
 

but don't worry gang. the girl on the far left will be single soon. why?

well, as HJBBaD said "I dont diss em ...I dismiss them..."


keep your collective chins up.
 

Let's face it, leftie realizes she looks like Aria Giovanni's little sister.

-and righty knows she has a wide waist and small boobs,

-but will totally jerk you off, as she signifies with her left hand.
 

This is the new trend in LA: instead of walking around with a miniature dog these girls found themselves a little man-elf whom they take with them when they go shopping and to trendy restaurants.
They all giggle hysterically when the hostess asks them if they need a booster seat for "the little boy."

The dude's like 40 years old.

Their favorite thing to do is change is diaper and dress him up in a pink bonnet.

Ladies, get yourself one of these man-elves today. They're going fast!
 

@plinky

I fail to see what is wrong with being a male-elf, as you've described it. I will happily sit in a booster seat (and I'm 6'2") if these ladies will spank me for being naughty. And I will be naughty. Very, very naughty.
 

This guy looks like he just snuck in through the window.
 

Obviously the DBag is left hanf hottie's little brother. He has just woken up, and is trying to impress the Hottees with his 'Rock' eyebrow move, since gluing his pubic hair to his melon didn't seem to win him any friends.

Wonkey wins the hand job- NICE CALL!

...and are we sure that he didn't Photoshop himself IN the picture?
 

@ Mr. White

The only downside to being a male elf is the extremely tiny penis. I mean, something that small is really only a novelty.

But I guess the perks of the job could be the equalizer.
 

He appears to be a mohawked midget, still angry about his rejection letter from the WWE. Damn you McMahon! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
 

Whairz mee pottogold??? RARRRRR!
 

And mee TAG??? RARRRRR!
 

@plinky

Good point, although on the flip side, the size of the penis can only contribute to her pleasure. If you're a kept elf, who cares? Smaller penis = more deep throating. Also, they'll be forced to pleasure each other. While the elf gets to watch.
 

This reminds me of how Valentine's Day and Halloween have so much in common.
 

Anthony LaBaglia said...

Troy Tempest-

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One and the same. Someone hacked my Zodiac account, or, the fuckers at blogger did a whammy on it, but I can't sign in. So, I moved ahead a few years from Fireball XL5 to Stingray.

This was all explained in another thread. No big deal.

Here's a video of me (Troy Tempest) and my amphibian hottie Aqua Marina.

all the best.
 

I only see four girls and evidence behind them that one of them just farted a quart of mustard gas.
 

Oh Kappa Kappa Gamma clever "Pretty in Pink" theme party... you deserve better than the likes of Waldouche.

I wonder if Fung in hot-pink would make his tan look more or less potent?
 

More hottie on the left please. But take it slow. I just sprained my penis looking at her.
 

this man is much more dangerous than he seems. i mean, how did he sneak into the window while leaving everything else intact and pristine? you just know as soon as the camera was off a crime against hotties exploded like it never had before.

by the way i should note that although my university was in no shortage of hotties, i was kinda disappointed in their sorority club. it kinda shattered my fantasies about sorority chicks.
 

More like Stalker Douche b/c I'm not sure these girls know he's in the background & once this picture was taken, he slashed their throats & it looked like a scene from "Carrie"
 

Hott chicks in Hot pink.

Douche-nut in a little plink..

Apologies to Plinky, no harm intended.

Unless you like that sort of mockery.

ONE WOULD SPRINT RIGHT OUTTA BED AWAKENING TO THE HOTTS IN THIS PHOTO.
 

And that's how The Gator found his long lost son.
 

i would put some whipping cream on the far right one, throw some cherries on that, and om nom nom.
 

I don't see this guy as being a douche. He doesn't appear to be full of himself, which is generally a prerequisite of being a douche. As he hangs back out of the action he also seems to realize he has no shot with these girls, whereas douches tend to think they have a shot with every female.

I vote not a douche, maybe a sad down on his luck dude, but not a douche.
 

looks like 4 high school girls and the guy from the head in vagina video
 

ROHOOOO!!!!!!!
 

ROHO, YOU BETTER HAVE FUCKED EACH ONE OF THOSE BITCHES

BUT I KNOW YOU HAVENT