Nub whooped some ass on his RealDoll.
 

So unfair. What do they talk about, roids?
 

the second i saw this new post, this song jumped into my head:

Yea.. Check it out, see
The only thing you need to do right here is,
Is nod your fuckin head
Yeah, yeah
Break ya fuckin neck bitches
Yeah, yeah
Here we go now..




Busta Rhymes anyone?
 

Nub has demonstrated that even the crappiest Terminator models can still snap a girl's neck.
 

pfah i thought for sure you were going to lead in with another joke about the photo quality.

"I haven't seen resolution this bad since leisure suit larry"
 

And hey, let's credit and applaud Hoopo for the Elizabeth Banks/Tonight Show YouTube link!
 

Son of "he rides the short bus" is loose hide your body spray
 

Ghost nipple has taken aim and will fire if Nub moves...Oh, hell, shoot him anyway.
 

They'all doin' "Da Zombie" to a DJ Bello gruuve on the box, yo, haterzzz
 

seriously though...nub is just...a nub.

i don't think he's that douchey. he's just like a little unwanted protrusion. nothing a nice power sander wouldn't take care of.

i like the big epic douches. the guys you see in a picture and immediately feel the urge to murder a drifter and shower off the blood and guts on the bathtub floor curled in the fetal position. this guy just makes me want to maybe hit a kid with a whiffle ball bat. but just about anything gives me that reaction.
 

good job on the youtube grab, whoever got it. mr. hoopo?
 

i haven't seen resolution this bad since Asteroids.
 

i haven't seen resoluton this bad since IntelliVision football.
 

i haven't seen resolution this bad since Where's Waldouche? Beachbag Edition.
 

I haven't seen resolution this bad since my Lite Brite.
 

I haven't seen yellow in that resolution since Q-bert
 

I haven't seen jokes this bad since John Wayne Gacy worked birthday parties in his clown suit.

(No offense pfah)
 

i haven't seen resolution this bad since Etch-A-Sketch.
 

none taken Plink. dickhole.
 

i don't think her feet are touching the floor

she's dead

into the wood chipper
 

just this morning, i made the exact face that Nub is making in this picture.

my lower intestine was evacuating last night's perogies.
 

I'd be making this face too if I was shoulder deep in a hott's ear canal.

At some point he should be able to find her brain... right?
 

@bcs, 12:21 p.m. -

Yeah, Hoopo posted the YouTube address in the "HCwDB in the news" thread.

Oh, and that's a mighty fine reworking of the latest "Jerz Ooze" pic.
 

I keep waiting for his clenched fist to poke through the bottom of her red dress...
 

Goddamnit. I get laid up for a couple weeks from some foot surgery and I get greeted with a goddamn THIRD appearance of the newest Douche rising star, the Nub. Pictured here, just seconds after the rohypnol took affect on Tiffany.
Oooh Tiffany. You will wake up in the back seat of your car in a strange parking lot, without undies and an extremely tore up asshole, and the last thing you saw was this guy asking "did that drink do anything for ya? Huh? How'bout now?"
Please keep this photo for evidence. Even if I'm totally wrong, go with my theme and still report his ass for date rape. It's every woman's good.
 

@ pfah
I rocked the shit outta Intellivision Football :)
 

@Rubber Douchey.....those were the days, eh my friend?
 

i ruffie will go so far...
 

side comment...

go download 'Start Wearing Purple' by Gogol Bordello.

now that's a catchy tune.
 

once buckwheat sings it, its his own.


love the eddie murphy connection


now someone gun this tool down.
 

Sigh, common Nub, you know that the neck is the fist part to deflate on your dolls! Gotta watch that shit. But seriously, is she passing out from his axe deodorant or something?

I haven't seen a yellow like that since the repainted the jungle gym at my old elementary with safety yellow.
 

I'm willing to bet that facial expression is the result of a smelly snatch. He does use it a lot... maybe there is some trend here..
 

I haven't seen resolution this bad since Plice Quest: In Pursuit of the Death Angel.
 

I haven't seen resolution this bad since Zork I: The Great Underground Empire.
 

Police Quest...dammit. And I haven't seen yellow like that since BB XoX ejaculated on his bathroom mirror.
 

Speaking of ejaculate, WTH is that stain on his shorts?!
 

Poor little angel, the armpit smell overwhelmed her.
 

Where is little Deepika the raven haired minx that usually runs around with Nub and Tiffany? Is it possible that that she had to run to Walmart to get another pair of Mt. Douche PJs?
 

text based sierra games from the 80's. lulz.

i must be dense today but i just now realized the title of this post is a play on that eddie murphy snl skit where buckwheat sings.

hey, give me a break, i'm not known as "the brains" around here. i'm "the wildcard."
 

WILDCARD BITCHES!
 

Get your Nipples and Elephants right here at the new batshit crazy Pirelli Calendar online.

Happy Hunting.
 

Ay, merry fuckin Christmas, alright?
 

@wonkydouchey

I don't see what's so batshit crazy. If elephants and chainsaws aren't part of your sexual exploration, you don't know what you're missing.
 

Nub killed 100 canaries to make this sneakers.
The 101st canary, you ask?

He shoved it up his ass.
 

I haven't seen jokes this bad since darksock's mom tried to use the Goodyear blimp as her vibrator.
 

@ BCS

Don't feel bad, I didn't get it until you said something.

ASvB
 

I think Nub is the shit. He's sorta douchey, I guess, but he doesn't care. I vote nottadouche for old Nubski.
 

I haven't seen jokes this bad since darksock's mom tried to use the Eiffel Tower as her vibrator.
 

I'd still go down on her even if it turns out she's dead.
 

@ massengil 1:24
When I opened that link, I actually made a guttural sound not unlike the one made when one gets punched in the gut. Not that bellowing "OOOOUUUUGH" like when you're minding your own business at a bar and some drunk dude comes up and wallops you in the brisket. More like the one when you're bracing yourself for a punch in the stomach and you're flexing so hard your ass hurts. Even though you're ready for it, it still knocks a little "uhhh" out of you. My Jimmy John's is sitting rather uneasily right now after a gut-punch via the eyeballs.

I'm making like Franki Valli and calling her "Rag Doll".
 

All I want for Christmas is for streaming your suicide to become fashionable and for Nub to be accepted in to the in crowd.

Yeah I'm going to hell but who ain't?
 

This guy is on fire! It's a good thing you snuck him in before the Douchies. I see a sweep coming.
 

who IS this twat?!

GOD.

He makes me want to snap the necks of baby giraffes.
Which is actually probably kind of hard, now that I think about it.

But I'm motivated.
 

I've been whacking my penguin all day...I think I may have a problem.
 

@ d. baggins

987.5 on the first swing, yeeeeehawwww!!!
 

Wookin pa Nub in aw de wong pay tez, Wookin pa Nub...

-Buckwheat
 

Wookin' Pa Nub in all duh wong pwaces. Wookin' Pa Nub...

Someone please save that poor girl before he decides to perform an act of necrophilia. Oy vey...

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

I haven't seen resolution this bad since Palin's debate responses.
 

When you've got that serial killer charm that Nub's got, you can go 1990s casual douche and still pull the ladies. It's just a shame he had to go all Lennie from "Of Mice and Men" on the girl.
"Why do you got to get killed? You ain't so little as mice. I didn't bounce you hard."
 

@ Medusa

Nice ones oh and good score too.
 

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I haven't seen clarity this bad since that Samoan hooker sat on my face. :-)
 

Sadly dudes this is exactly what your spermatozoa looks like when it reaches the egg.
 

My spermatozoa never make it past the esophagus or rectum. Plink what's your secret?
 

I haven't seen resolution this bad since the
Atari 2600 version of Pac Man
 

I haven't seen resolution this poor since my junior high days, trying to whack off to the blurred out Spice Channel when my moms left the house.
 

I counted exactly four pixels in this picture.
 

I haven't seen resolution this bad since the UN Security Council last met.
 

Good thing Amanda is off on location. She'd go nuts for this guy's abs.
 

@ d. baggins

You're allowed to use a girl's mouth or rectum?!?!

Holy shit I've been missing out on some big time fun all these years!

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I haven't seen resolution this bad since Brett Favre quit ... no he's staying ... noooo, he's quitting ... awww wait he's staying ... nope he's retiring ... oh well he want to stay now ... and on and on and on and on and ...
 

@ d baggins 2:24

Dude, that was a good one.

Now try this one

I have lasted through many a conference call thanks to this game
 

Wow! A hot, some sunscreen, and yellow tennis shoes? All this scrotum needs is a head of broccoli and an Etch-a-Sketch and he's got a happenin' weekend.

Since he'll be occupied trying to draw his teeny dick on the Etch-a-Sketch (isn't that the only thing 'bags draw on those?) and the broccoli up his overused rectum, I'll keep the hot occupied.
 

theyre giving the "Goonies" a sexy makeover for a new generation.

booty traps.
 

He's going to take her to vegas and carry her to the top of the Empire State building - the tiny fake one - and then he's going to pound his chest while tiny RC plane buzz him. Eventually the qaaludes wear off and she knees him in the crotch (OW- MY BALLZ!) and escapes into the arms of Chris Angel. The East German judge give him a 3.2, while the world pauses to take a dump.

LOOK AT THAT STEAMING HEAP OF HOT BUTTERED GROAT CLUSTERS!!! My MY!!!
 

@ massengil 1:24

That picture makes the baby Jeebus cry & makes me want to pummel baby squirrels. EEEK!!!! IT'S JOEY PORSCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This picture just makes me sick to my stomach & sad that this fuckstick roams the earth.

1989 called and wants its high tops back.
 

we have to award new nicknames for this bag for the kinds of disgusting facial expressions he can formulate. and if his hotties make recurring appearance we might have to give them nicknames too.
 

by the way:

Hypersexualgirl are you friends with Amanda? inquiring minds (obviously) want to know.
 

This dude is dropping a bonk in his shorts, isn't he?
 

Those yellow hightops got that way wading through Mr White's pit.
 

Holy fuck is that one hodgepodge of an apartment: $0.99/ft² carpeting, grandma's leftover cabinet, and a $2,500 idiot box.

Classy.

Oh, and Fresh Prince called, he wants his sneakers back.
 

@Steve L.
Yes. She discovered this blog because I wrote about it on my blog. Amanda was in my yoga mob when I lived in LA. She's an absolute doll.
 

I know this kid, he's insane but he's not actually a douche in the same vein of the other guys on this website. he's acutally a nice guy and hilarious
 

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