I just hope his blow out spikes don't pop those things...
 

Too bad they're going to look and feel like footballs in 5 years.
 

I'll take it.
 

Congratulations and congratulations.
 

Hourglass lactates brown shoe polish
 

magellan would have trouble circumnavigating those things
 

Sigh, oh well. I STILL LOVE YOU SMEARKAT HOT! Wrinkly alligator boobs will never squander our love! And whoever took the picture of her should be shot for not getting a good angle. Her boobs don't sag, she's just sans bra, that's how boobs bigger than a B cup are. If you want to see sagging DDs I'll gladly send you some pics of the rest of my family.
 

Hourglass? That's a man, baby! The hair hides the face, AND the Adam's Apple!
 

I am disappointed with this selection. Then again, "the people" chose Obama, too. We can't all be correct.
 

This is making me hungry for some KFC. Yum, extra crispy breasts.
 

This is a wonderful wonderful selection. I'm so happy. There are tears in my eyes. We can't predict the future. We can only enjoy the glory that is now.
 

Burnt toast...is always disappointing. I'd still grease her up and grind some sand into her clam if only for the gratuitous pearl.

That is...after taking my turn at the Four Points.
 

Anyway, like I was sayin', Hourglass' clam is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, hourglass-kabobs, hourglass creole, hourglass gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple hourglass, lemon hourglass, coconut hourglass, pepper hourglass, hourglass soup, hourglass stew, hourglass salad, hourglass and potatoes, hourglass burger, hourglass sandwich. That- that's about it.
 

I'm booked at the Four Points... darn... Seasons... this weekend.

DOH!
 

Oh, Four Points! Please write in and send more pictures so you can win in 2009!

And as for the Obama comment...please don't knock on your future commander in chief... unless you hate America?

Democracy wins. Even though I didn't vote for her, Hourglass is a Great American. Viva la Hourglass!
 

Four Points was robbed. Hourglass is way too tanned and bleethed out for my tastes.
 

watch it! DB on the rise:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=213562966
 

@ ash

I'm with you... Smear Kat had it going on! And, the photographer should be fish slapped for not getting a better angle.

Now, who's making a KFC run?

Mmmmmm....
 

aww, four points i still love you and your sweet nipply nipples poking thru your beer soaked shirt. when you, pink pop, and halo angel are sister wives all will be well in the council as we sit in awe of your triumvirate of librarian booby anime sweetness and the angel moroni trumpets the arrival of god.
 

@ Gold'bag

Why can't I knock my future Commander in Chief? It seems many had no problem doing it to GWB? Freedom of speech for thee, but not for me?
 

@ Douchelexic- nice.

Four points is so much better, especially in light of the written testimony that hers are real. I would bet all thirty dollars in my savings account that hourglass is as fake as Beachbag's badboy persona.

the best ever was jasmina. when i looked upon her, i considered joining the ranks of the nations sex offenders. or at the very least, from now on i kind of understand where they're coming from.

recount!
 

everyone who voted for 4 points is missing one big point, we could not see any of her boobs. hourglass clearly leaves nothing to the imagination (in terms of boobs). hourglass rattles my cage like no other. and by cage i mean privates
 

recount? prepare yourself, Florida and Ohio!

er i mean... wow i actually thought that one of the other Golden Globes was gonna take this one, even though i voted for Hourglass myself. the tightness of this race makes this a fun one to vote for.

oh and... boobies.
 

We all know where Chad is (next to Hourglass)
 

Larry Lunchmeat was creative enough to sculpt his hair apropos to his setting. Here you see the spikes on his head nicely parallel-ing the sea grass in the background.
After finishing third in the beach volleyball competition he relaxes with his favorite babe Hourglass. Being the machismo cellular phone salesman that he is, he strains with all his might to flex all three sourdough rolls on his stomach.
Later he was revived by two lifeguards.
Then later the whole ordeal mysteriously showed up on youTube.
 

In retrospect, what if we could have voted two individual globes, like the left one from Four Points, and the right one from Hourglass.

ehh, that's just being selfish. I'll go ahead and console Four Points all by myself.
 

I don’t care what anyone says. I love the Hourglass. Do you hear me? I love her!

The people have spoken, and spoken true.
 

Best Golden Globes you idiots! I guess you all are too overcome by shiny objects, or burnt, in this case.

You'd probably fuck a dog if it was well-groomed, tanned, and in a bikini.
 

Oh, to sketch the Hourglass Wench

Hourglass's boobs are the natural substance, as evidenced by the "side connection area." There is no overly-rounded ball shape under the arm, there is "swoop-di-doop." She'd be great to draw, she has a natural knack for posing, and the highlights of sun or any light against her toasted flesh-would be a pleasure to render. Her right arm turns at just the correct angle to show the female "come-hither" look, yet her knee pulls up in a faux-modest covering of her "twat-de-jolie."

She creates even more of a narrowing impression of her waist area with this very arm tilt which enhances the shoulder's width and provides a deliciously dark values area on her slender arm, next to her very waistline which appears in relief as glistening bronze.

A select piece of medium brown Canson paper would be the desired hue, and one could proceed in both directions of lighter or darker values to portray the Hourlass, who ironically is missing the very pale sands of time in her midsection, while a sea of sand is all around her.

Her face is a mystery in dark glasses and wisps of dark hair covering the essential clues to her identity. Therefore she is Everywoman, more powerful than Samurai Scrote in her singleminded
devotion to "just being female."

Who even cares about spikey hair beach boy-pal?
 

@Anon 5:11pm

Correction: I only fuck goats. And I could care less if they were in a bikini or not.

Asshat.
 

They're saggy. And you can barely see them. What a shitty win.
 

It's true, Crucial Head does fuck goats.


Four Points was robbed. Unfortunately she wasn't robbed of her shirt. Hour Glass is amazing though. Even if she'll be beef jerky in a few years. I'd chew on her .
 

just what I wanted for Christmas.... saddle bags!
 

Creature - those aren't saddle bags... those are what women's hips are supposed to look like. Narrow hips are for boys and boy lovers.

Hourglass was my runner up...

I'm comfortable with Hourglass on top...

and underneath and in front and from behind and upside down and reversed and just any old position she wants to try.
 

I'm still not as enamored with Hourglass as most of the fellers in here.

Her boobs remind me of Michael Strahan's teeth.
 

Ernest... I thought she was bringing me saddle bags draped around her neck... the hips are more like Harley fender storage
 

... of which I'd put my meat twixt
 

Excellent call on HOURGLASS
 

Hourglass should be noiminated for the hottest hot imo. id be happy to have my face crushed by those thighs.
 

I'm disappointed. I really can't appreciate fake tits. When she lays down and they still stick up like twin jack in the boxes, they're fake. This chic looks like a tie in a Dirible race. Smearkat was the ticket....you all missed the train.
 

my penis just crapped a linear yogurt fart
 

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I'm still not as enamored with Hourglass as most of the fellers in here.

Her boobs remind me of The University of La Verne .
 

I'm still not as enamored with Hourglass as most of the fellers in here.

Her boobs remind me of Marty Feldman .
 

I'm still not as enamored with Hourglass as most of the fellers in here.

Her boobs remind me of a 1959 Cadilac .
 

I'm still not as enamored with Hourglass as most of the fellers in here.

Her boobs remind me of Four points if Four Points had here boobs accidentally left in a microwave on high for 20 minutes
 

@ Vin

Thanks for reason #47 to stick my joystick in a 1959 Cadillac.
 

Hard fought and righteously won, but Four Points is my recurring wet dream, and the list of things I would not do for her is frighteningly short.
 

I'd be afraid to stick my dick betwixt those for fear melanoma might be contagious.

Bring back Four Points!
 

Whenever I see John Litgow or Al Pacino win an acting award I feel like shouting, "You're supposed to vote for BEST acting, not MOST acting."

Same here. Four Points is spectacular, no question, but we can't see them and sorry, her beau is wrong. No way they are real. It's not like he squeezed them or saw them without a shirt.

Hourglass has it all going on. Following those curves if you dare. Notice no huge cleavage separation. A terrific pick. Baggers went for quality, not merely quantity.

Wonderful selections all the way around, DB1.
 

This is the hottest girl on the site, Easily the AssPear winner as well.

-C'monNOW
 

I think Hourglass should have been in the hottest hot contest. Four Points probably had between boobs. But Hourglass had to win something.

Also, I think I found a music video that features her. Its a French version of Call on Me:

http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/tinfoilhalo69/videos/?action=view&current=d52243ce.flv
 

hmm, I guess Freud was right. I meant to write "Four Points probably had Better* boobs"
 

@Chac

The chick in the video is close but not her. Her hips are far too narrow to be hourglass. But thanks for another reason to hate the french.
 

When Samurai Scrote was born, the afterbirth became sentinent, flopped wetly up the attending physician's leg and buggered his left nostril mercilessly until the Doctor severed its prehensile pseudo-dong with a scalpel, nicking his own nostril in the process. Everyone in the room averted their gaze from the spectacle out of respect for the Doctor.

Later in life, Samurai Scrote sought out the ashes of this doctor, ensconced in an urn on his loving family's mantle. He stuck a no. 2 pencil into it, sharpened point down, and speed-fucked the family ottoman.

In San Lucas, an otter farted.
 

In San Lucas, an otter farted.

And in Japan Hello Kitty was arrested for sodomizing an 84 year old fisherman with a sea urchin.
 

Ever seen a bitch giving herself a douche? The stretchmarks on the actual bag-containing-douche-fluid are exactly the same as droopy mc scrote... good god what a choad. My taint is more attractive than that stain on humanity... he should be euthanized

Brave sir Anonymous
 

uuuugh. this picture is disgusting. that dudes face looks like raw skin. and "hourglass" looks like shes made of poo.
i never really understood the whole "smells of poo" thing on this blog until my eyes crash landed on this pic. this is poo defined.
the stench of this pic is overpowering.
 

Justice is served, insofar as it can be when I'm not lying next to you, Hourglass.

Whoop-di-douche, I'm glad she inspires others as she does myself. I thought my prose was a little much in retrospect. Now I know that she is just a force of nature, and maybe someday I'll launch a thousand ships for her.
 

Holy macaroni, what a bunch of sore losers.

Hourglass!
Hourglass!
Hourglass!
Hourglass Forever!
 

Sigh. Hourglass. If only we had more pics of you.
 

To the lucky person who reads this last, The picture is actually of Ana Georgean, Check her myspace and you will see :)
 

she reminds me of a stradivarius. im sure i could get a tune out of her.