hell yeah Bra!
 

i've never rooted for this douche. i hope he gets cancer on his little anglo cock.
 

no recession for Brah! He's got sunshine & a Pepsi Free!
 

I kinda like Bra!! He's got the physique of a bloated baboon; the boyish charm of Peter Pan; and the stinky pinky of a necropheliac.
 

this is twice today that DD has been stood up in the awards ceremony.

I'm thinking there needs to be a "Most Hilarious DoD" award (Defense of Douchiness) which would be between Scroteboy and DonkeyDouche- but Scroteboy Slim would have to win that one too.

Always a bridesmaid DD...
 

Four Points should get runner up or honorable mention for this award.
 

Bra! Practically a bra-ther to me. Well deserved!
 

so i stopped over at the SS thread and it's stuck at 8000 posts and keeps giving me this error: bX-1ec5go

has the great scrote finally grown tired of our tomfoolery?
 

Bra!zel tov.
 

In India, he's a Bra!man
 

As the 2008 douchies glide into the sunset, it is good to see Bra get some recognition for his absolute douchiness. This guy makes me want to retch.

Well done Bra for destroying the joys of watching Hotts sunbathe poolside with your starry pooiness and cartoon poses.

Grab another Pepsi, work on those abs and add another star for your award you douchtastic choad.
 

The way he's eating, he's going to need to buy a Bra!ssiere
 

cmon guys. how do you not love bra!! He's not so bad. I mean, he's a total douche, but he's also special so you just have to kind of laugh at it.
 

I have no patience for this sack of putrified phlegm. I would sooner share a bedroom with an asthmantic leper. He deserves to quarter. Endearing my ass.

My roommate is a Bra!-douche and every single day is an inner struggle to fight the urge to break his jaw.

-Ponderonymous
 

*asthmatic; I get all illiterate when I get fussy.

-Ponderonymous
 

@Cruical

Bra!vo!
 

@Plinky,

You are the Bra!somest!
 

Be careful he's a member of the Bra! Boys
 

Fuck Bra! He's just as bad as the rest, if not worse.
 

@Crucial

Let's get everyone in on this Bra!Rah Rah!
 

Bra! was thrilled when Bra!rak Obra!ma proposed a bra!cket playoff system in college football to be televised on the Bra!vo Network.
 

@C. Head,

Damn that was pretty good dude. I've been struggling with this one.

Me not so clever in this category.


How many tix you got for that Lakers/Celtics game on Christmas Day? You got any you wanna sell?
 

Oh, Bra!!. You make me smile with your silliness, flexing and monkey-faces. And I find it even more hilarious that you are a pop-chugging machine. It seems almost ironic, where the average douche constantly touts the non-virtue of flagrant, show-off, straight-from-the-bottle drunkenness, Bra!! keeps it clean.

As a member of a certain organization that has something to do with not drinking, I take special exception to Bra!! for this reason. There he is, the life of the party, the flexing, silly center of attention, the guy with the lampshade on his head. And it seems his only fuel for such clownishness is sugar and caffeine. I can certainly relate. Rock on, Bra!! But watch the calories. You keep up with the pop-gulping, your single stars are going to morph and bloat into the spiral arm galaxy.
 

I wonder if those stars hurt him, right over the Bra!chial artery like that...
 

Bra! deserves a punch to the bra!nchial tube from Bra!ck Lesnar before taking up a mediocre career as a singing sobra!no on the hit bra!dway show Men Wear Bra!s and Panties Too.
 

@creature: You wanna Pepsi, you gotta pay for it, kid.
 

@crucial-
do you really have tix, and might they be for sale? i haven't been to a lakers game since my dad took me to see showtime when i was 5 and he bought me my first pair of hightops, which i couldn't figure out how to put on. i was not the brightest at 5.

@medusa-
i really do hope that Bra!! actually does not drink.

but i do not understand his disdain for pants.
 

Bra humbug. Fuck that foolio.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Bra! produced his own porno: The Bra!dy Kids Bang the Bra!ins Out of Alice.
 

@Plinky,

I only have two tix and I ain't sellin'. My bra!-in-law is in town we we're going to get drunk as hell and pester all the annoying celebs.

Bra!ski!
 

YEAH BRA!!!! Bra def grew on me over time. Best of luck Broskie!!
 

@douchelexic

Was that "Kareem spits on a little kid night" at the Forum?
 

Speaking of Bra!s. It's Half Nekkid Thursday over at Hypersexualgirl's blog.

...bring your tube socks gentlemen... and ladies.
 

@Plinky & Douchelexic:

I believe that was "Curt Rambis exposes his junk while grabbing a rebound in yellow man panties" night.

... ah yes, the good ol' days!
 

@Crucial,

Since you'll be drinking anyway ...
you should make a sign that says hotchickswithdouchebags.com
and try to sneak your way down to the seats behind Jack, and when the camera pans on him for the 50th time in the game hold that bad boy up behind his head.



And don't let Kobe take you to that Colorado hotel again and fool you into playing "pick-and-roll" with him, again.
 

@plinky-

nope. it was magic bleeds all over 2 people, but only gay people have AIDS night.

ah, the sweet innocence of the mid 80's.
 

WTF Broheim! I dont recall Bra making any effort to redeem himself, unlike Donkey Douche.

DD was way overlooked here and I am shocked to see him left out of the Douchies thus far...
 

@crucial-
wasn't that every night at the forum?

and plinky's idea is brilliant. do it! you can also ask donald sutherland....i mean lou adler if he's proud of his douchebag son for getting arrested today.
 

Hey, when Kobe tells me I need to crash the boards before taking it to the hole... I mean, you know, he's the Black Mamba for a reason dude.

Bra!heims!
 

@ crucial 1:58-

thanks dude. i thought my monitor would look better with mango jamba juice dripping down it.
 

Help for the bra creatively challenged or the just plain lazy.

It's hard to hate a guy whose grin is permanently plastered on his visage. He seems so damn aloof and happy it makes me want to kill puppies, beat my grandmother up and up the dosage on my anti-pyschotic.
 

@ Crucial,

You like taking it to the hole, don't ya? You go bra!

@Douchelexic

Oh that's right. "Magic bleeds all over fans" made for great television. The camera always cut to that screaming fat woman in spandex pants and a polyester top with those hideous sunglasses ... oh wait, that was Penny Marshall.
whoops.
 

@ crucial-

if you get some spare kings tix, i'm your man....



as for the Bra!, i'm not a fan.

fuck him
 

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If Bra! wasn't always quaffing soft drinks I don't think I would like him so much.

There is something totally hilarious about him always having some kind of soda in his hand, whether or not he is using it as a mixer.
 

Those star tats are an homage to Tyco Bra!he
 

@plinky-

that was a woman?!?!?!?!
 

Massengill FTW!

Tychco Brahe, heh heh heh.
 

God I really hate how Medusa is not attractive but funny.
 

rather, but kinda funny because she looses points for not being attractive.
 

I'll say it again, but Bra!!s enthusiasm is infectious. There's no denying his complete baggery, but the kid loves life. And soft drinks. For some reason, his douchiness doesn't offend me as much as the others'.
 

The long and winding road, that leads to Bra's door...

He reminds me of a steroid-enhanced, tattooed version of Ted Theodore Logan. Not that this is a bad thing, but I find him amusing.

Party on, dudes! Be excellent to each other, Broheims!
 

has anyone found his myspace or facebook? I'd LOVE to see a youtibe video featuring Bra!!!

-not the same anonymous who's shit talking Medusa
 

@ Crucial Head

Thanks, your little game looked fun so I thought I'd give it a try.
 

@Douchelexic 2:10

No. It was a sea hag pretending to be an ogre.
 

Bra!!vissimo.

Fuck Fung.
 

anyone seen this?

http://gawker.com/5113454/farewell-douchebag
 

You go with your bad self, Bra!

Broheim! Another tasty Pepsi, B!
 

He's spending Xmas in Bra!bados
 

His flexing and posturing is rather Bra!zen.
 

His favorite dinosaur is a Bra!chiosaurus.
 

If he were here in the cold like me, he might catch Bra!nchitis.
 

This photo was taken on a sunday, right after church, where Bra!! is part of the men's choir. You should see the old ladies weep during his solo of Bra!ve Maria.
 

His favorite dinosaur is the Bra!ntosaurus.

(sorry if these have been used already, i'm lazy)
 

@anon 2:22 FUCK YOU

medusa is beautiful, and you are an ugly jerk that pees on his own balls.
 

I'm feeling Italian tonight, I think I'll whip up a little Bra!ciole

@ bcs 4:29

Huh? what? Did someone say something? All I heard was a little mouse squeaking. This ain't a beauty contest, Anon, it's a forum of wit. In your case, EPIC FAIL.
 

Oh shit, I just spit soda all over my keyboard. Thanks Anon 2:22, that sorry excuse for an insult gave me a great laugh. I haven't heard "Huurrr ur ugly," since 5th grade. It reminds me of the days I spent hunting down the boys who picked on me and my friends and beat the shit out of them until they screamed like little girls. Oh, sorry, you probably still do that judging by your sophomoric "diss" attempts don't you? I think they have hormones now that can help you get your balls to drop.
 

@ Jonezy-

I just did cuz of you (as we discussed before) and I went on a SERIOUS rant a few months back about how barring this site, the term has honestly gotten way overplayed and that DB1 should basically own the rights to the word and everywhere else is needs to quit.

barring this site and Db1 as Grand Ayatalloh of the movement, the word "douchebag" really is very dated 05-06 original and played out by early 08 and mainly that's due to magazines and tv shows that regularly cater to the douche crowd having flipped and started writing about Db's which db's ended up finding funny and of course every db labels every other "crew" of guys, his notwithstanding, douchebags.

Army of DOuche-ness.

p.s. @ Medusa, nicely handled babe.
 

oh and Ashfish,

I'm admitting this publicly because i think maybe it makes me less of a creep and maybe it'll be kinda funny now(?). I clicked on your avatar, looked at your profile, and then clicked on your email after which it popped up immediately due to my outlook being open at the office and really had to fight the urge to e-mail you saying:

"Hey uh, this is Army of Douche-ness over at HCwDB, can you please send me a photo of your other foot too?"

I may have started requesting pointed middle eastern sandals after that...I just wanted you to know without actually sending you a private email and being that guy.

Army of DOuche-ness.

p.s. are those Manolo's?
 

Congrats and Kudos to Bra!!!

Like so many others, he grew on me...I think I'd really like to hang out with this guy at least a few times a year.

Go on with your bad, Pepsi-chugging self!
 

@ Army

Muahaha. Jesus, with these shoe comments I'm gonna have to make a page like Sticky Sweetie. A warning for all following that link, shield your eyes, she has some shitty colors going on. I'm slightly blind from it. Send me shoes and I will take pictures.

And, I'm a pretty big creep myself, so don't worry about being considered one. You are amongst friends here.
 

@ Army of DOuche-ness

The first time I chuckled at the word douchebag was hearing Dennis Franz as Det. Andy Sipowicz utter it at a "perp" during a police station shake down.

Hearing that decidely Chicago accent while playing a hardcore NYPD detective made it all the more absurd.
 

@ Vin-

Ok i know the term has been around forever, but i'm talking about the DB Renaissance. We used to call people that quite a bit wehen i was ike 16-17 in 1998-99, then it disappeared. Then suddenly, my hipper NYC friends started using it again in 05 then the rest of the world slowly caught on as is typical and by 07 it was the go-to insult for everyone.

Army of Douche-ness.

p.s. Maybe Sipowicz grew up in Chi and moved to NYC because he preferred bagels to chilidogs. It could happen...
 

@anon 2:22
You are blind in one eye and cannot see out of the other.
 

He eats Top Bra!man Noodles for lunch.
 

He rides a Bra!ma bull in the County Fair Rodeo.
 

I believe the man exists on Top Bra!men
 

Frodouche Baggins ya swooped me!

he also chokes down an occasional Bra!wurst
 

no mention of Donkey Douche email exchange in the CLUELESS department?

but anyway, Bra!-based puns are now clearly more important than Bra!'s award in and of itself.

which is why i now feel like all the Bra!-based puns have been ransacked by HCwDB regulars like the Beetles have laid first claim to all the best melodies and riffs in the field of rock music (hey that's what the local radio station said).

here's to the Bra!! Bra!nd of douche (hey that was the only one i could squeeze out).
 

Bra!'s favorite after dinner aperitif is


Bra!ndy
 

haha woo! aw im glad so many other people feel the same way i do. go bra! go on with your bad self!
 

DB1, I must disagree with you and anyone else rooting for Bra!. Endearing oneself to this wank is as bad as developing a soft spot for a remorseless criminal just because he smiles in a picture and looks like an idiot. For that is what Bra! is. He's the fratdouche who made you feel socially awkward in college, teepeed your front yard in high school, and defiled that cute, innocent-looking girl in middle school, forever turning her into a skank. For some reason the teachers always liked him and he had lots of friends, but you always knew that he was a douchescrote of unforgivable proportions. And now he holds up a Pepsi, smiles like a clueless fartpop and you forgive him?

As you said of the infamous TrainWreck: never forget!

- Bilbo (disappointed in DB1 et al) 'Bag-gins
 

His favorite character on Space Ghost is Bra!k.
 

His mom bought him eberythig he wanted and now he is a spoiled
Bra!t
 

He loves french Bistro. Every time he comes to Chicago, I take him to Bra!sserie Jo.
 

They say the neon lights are bright on Bra!dway...on Bra!dway...
 

He cleans up with Bra!ny paper towels.
 

If he was a bear he would hiBra!nate for the winter.
 

He enjoys mountaineering. In fact he recently climbed AconcogBra!
 

Bra!! transcends douchebaggery. Epic, but true.
 

He is the scourge of the Southwest.
He is bane of Mexican farmers.
He is the devourer of goats.
He is *drumroll* The ChupacaBra!
 

If he were a fruit fly, he would be Bra!sphilia melanogaster
 

His favorite actor is Charles Bra!nson.
 

@ frodouche

BWAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

ChupacaBra!! FTW!!!!
 

simply Bra!volous
 

His favorite snake is the coBra!

Bra!twurst is his favorite meat to grill at lazy Sunday afternoon barbecues.

When he gets drunk he gets ineBra!iated.

Nobody knows this but he's an ace at algeBra!

His favorite synonym for 'possibly' and 'maybe' is 'proBra!bly'.

Hope I did not repeat anyone else's brilliance.

I am also lazy.
 

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After feeding his labra!door some left over zebra! meat, Bra! lit all fourteen candelabra!s in his libra!ri by simply whispering abra!cabra! and sipped his 43rd Mr. Pib of the morning.

Bra! then rested his taxed vertebra! on his leather bra!toman.
 

Bra!! is probably the 100% funniest douche here, I think. Again, if left with only the photo here, he'd have quickly faded into obscurity as a typical fratchoad. But his body of works compels us to share a cola beverage or two with him. I wonder if he likes Mountain Dew as I do, or is it all about colas?
 

DB1, I must agree, concur, find camaraderie with Bilbo Bag'gins because Bra! is not the least endearing, in fact he represents all that is to be mocked.
He is the fratdouche who pledged the house with the lowest GPA, and in fact, HAS the lowest of the low GPA's in the house.
He clubs it up and should be clubbed up. If it wasn't for that little Jesus bling on his neck, I'd say dunk him into the pool for a badly needed baptism of another sort.
May his buck-nekkid butt be reamed with bra!twurst soaked in Broheim! and his balls cracked like Bra!zil nuts in a vise screw, while his farty-face is being force-fed from a can of Whup-Ass.
 

Congrats DB1 for finding a niche in your Douchie Awards for Bra! It seems that all the 'bag hunters here are in one camp or another. Bra seems to be either loved or loathed. He greatly deserves an award, even if it were just in recognition of his seemingly endless ability to separate those who see this site as a place to make witty comments about random self-agrandizing douchebags, and some others who use this site as a substitute for some seriously needed professional help to overcome their residual adolescent anger coming from their real or imagined physical or social shortcomings, since they judged themselves to be unworthy or unwelcomed to be part of the popular cool crowd.

Without using a single word Bra! tells us: "Chillax Brah!! No need for that frowny face or those pretentious kissy lips. Life is too short not to enjoy it with a happy smile. Get another star tatoo. Have another tasty soda. Lighten up Broskis, there will be another bar exam next year!"
 

There seems to be a lot of erstwhile camaraderie of sorts at this site, but in the end, I prefer to keep it to 99% just mocking your submitted photos instead of visiting the sites of the mockers. Some seem intent on stealing your thunder DB1, drawing attention to themselves instead of focusing on the task at hand. I like the wit and commentary on the pictures, but at times the site reminds me of those times past when I used to go to church and there was a captive audience of hapless folks who were prey to the insurance agent, the investor or the banker who also attended the same church, and used it as a ready-made lure for their own business.
One Sunday was the last straw for me when a gal who had recently joined stood at the social hour passing out advertisement flyers of her glass studio business. I realized at that point it was not the place for any more Sunday mornings. I could stay home and watch honest TV ads while taking in news shows or C-Span BookTV while reading the Times at leisure over breakfast and coffee. If I wanted to meditate or "pray" I could without showing off. I could stay in bed, too, and rest my weary
bod. And the spouse concurred.
And so to bed, for now at least.
 

His favorite Italian dish is spaghetti Bra!lognese
 

@ Army

Get in line, bra! I too have pleaded for more pics of Ash's feet, but she requested me to procure some straight fireman porn. Seeing as there doesn't seem to be any, I suggest the two of us dress up as firemen, set alight some doucheclub, rescue the hotts, then shoot ourselves banging the life outta them, even if for no more than a 10px toeshot. That's all I ask for.

Anyways, a part of me is jealous of Bra! The school of hard knox has put a frown upon my brow and made me cynical. Sometimes, during dark and lonely nights, I wish I were that carelessly gleeful. That's why I've signed up for some lobotomy after Christmas.
 

Rocking a green bra!ssard, bra!hmin Bra! has ordered his Bra!zilian hott another Pepsi with much bra!vado.
 

I've been wondering lately if Bra!! likes his cola beverages with or without ice. And if with ice, just how much does he like?

Lately I've been leading a very, very dull existence.
 

Bra! Fred Flintstone Clone
Yabba Dabba Pepsi Doo!
Wilma is a hott!
 

thank you. the folks you post on this site make me feel very nauseous or angry. but bra! never has. i think he's fun. i'd like to watch him in action. and enjoy a tasy cola beverage. and laugh. like watching monkeys in the zoo!!
 

Bra! is the modern day dude. The bra! abides bro, the bra! abides. Fuck it dude, lets go bowling...

~Justin
 

Bra! smiles.

That alone elevates him slightly from the smirking, kissy lipped, sneering filth that cakes the floor of this site.

Gracious seasonal pardon, DB1
 

Bra!'s favorite work of literature is "Trout Fishing in America"
 

I predict we will see Bra!! in Pepsi commercials in 2009.
 

I predcit we'll see Bra! in a clown suit at the Ringling Bros. Circus in 2009. And he won't even be the "funny" clown.
 

I just noticed something from Bra!'s first Friday Haiku posting.

Looking past Bra! and his package, and even (unfortunately) looking past six hotts and a so-so, note the flag behind him.

That's right, the Fightin' Texas Aggies! Could it be that Bra! bleeds maroon? Could he have walked the same hallowed halls I did 25 years previously (but left in disgust after the now famous, "What GPA" comment to Coach Sherill)?

Gig 'em Bra!!
 

Bra! is a disgusting clown, exactly the kind of joker I avoid at all costs. What a jerk. He probably wouldn't even know how to hold a chair for a lady, or help her with her coat.
Douchebags on this site are "here" (or there) because they are insults to smooth-running society. Cutting them some slack is not what we are supposed to be doing here, they are to be mocked.
 

Gig 'em, Bra!
 

Ok, I'm a bat too! aBRA!cadaBRA!... You wouldn't hit a douchebag with glasses? BONK!


aBRA!caPocus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65lNfcJ_GQQ
 

Fuck Fish Slap!

(I'm just sayin'!)
 

Stay cool in that heat, Bra.

Relative humidity is the sweat on your balls when you're fucking your sister.
 

I know this guy. His name is Nick, and that pic was taken at the Estates in Gainesville, Fl.

He was not that big of a douche, but was roiding at 18