that's the sexiest librarian hott i've seen since the Future ex-Mrs. DB1.

i would encourage a hottest Librarian glasses award if there are enough photos. but i clearly don't know enough about the 2008 contents of HCwDB.
 

I'd pay $9.99 per minute to watch her web cam.

I recognize him. That's the man on the chart just before Cro-Magnon.
 

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Yes! DNA Dan FTW! And I think a librarian glasses hott award is a fantastic idea.

I'm afraid to say anything more against Dan here. I'm pretty sure quick movements and fire scare him and I don't need that kind of pain.
 

old chap's broad had some tasty librarian glasses DB1

I'm not sure who was up against Dan...or what his douchie is for. But damn did he need one.
 

I thought that girl with "I Say Old Chap" had librarian glasses..
Right?
I would poll for her.

-Scroatian
 

Archi beat me. But at least I know I'm right.
 

Archi beat me. But at least I know I'm right.
 

This makes me want to go to my local library and check out Darwin's The Origin of Species. Which I would then use to smack Dan on his oversized forehead, while making goo-goo eyes at cute librarian hott.

I really, really wish I hadn't accrued all those library fines. I've been banned since 1998.
 

Everything about Old Chap's delectable arm candy is right. But if another pic of that couple goes up we need to photoshop Old Chap out, or just give him some pants. I'm not trying to see he package again.
 

I can't think of her as a librarian hott when she's this close to mindless scroad. She's got contact illiteracy.
 

Good call. DNA Dan paints crude pictures of Cro-Bagnon on the walls of his room.

............

Old Chap's hott got that Librarian Hott award.

Supersized.

With cheese.
 

There should definitely be a douchie for librarian glasses. Maybe call it the Douchey for the best Naughty Librarian Lisa Loeb Hott.
 

He thinks it's only gay if you cuddle after
 

not alot of librarian hott glasses this year... does Sarah Palin qualify?
 

Wow....

Is this the dude that invented the wheel, or the one who discovered fire? Or the last one to stop flinging his own poo when he got angry?

Maybe that's why she has the glasses....
 

I don't think there's any way he naturally could have selected all three of his brain cells...

...but I've been wrong before.
 

Dear Dan,

The next time you fist your librarian hott, remember to remove her diaphragm from your wrist before going out in public.

Sincerely,

Common Sense.
 

Warning:

If you hold your eyes in the crossed position, for more than three minutes, while under the influence of Prep H fumes... you risk permanent retardation.



Too late, Dan.
 

I'd say he is the Clearest Proof of the Need for the Darwin Awards.

Does DNA stand for Don't Know Ass, or the usual deoxyribonucleic acid?

My throat is tickling with the desire for a puke pan nearby...
 

Haven't we had enough looking at low-life this week alright already with that Illinois governor, and now you have to throw this one back at us!

This is NOT a comic strip, DB1.

Or is it????
 

I'd vote for a hottest librarian glasses category if we didn't already have a winner.
 

DNA Dan's acceptance speech:

"Ooga, me win Douchie. Dat GOOD! Me thank acad.....uhhgghgh, aca.....dem people dat vote for Dan. Girl pretty!"

Either that, or he's the guy who narrates audio books.....
 

Definitely -- we need a Hottest Librarian Glasses category!

The drippy thing from the bog Library Hott's been captured by looks like a mini-Predator in training. Its Neanderthal brow casts a shadow upon what could have made me apply for three more library cards.
 

Just as long as you keep Tina Fey out of it, DB1.
 

This guy is the biggest Cromag on this site since Old #7. Stunning. Do your little victory dance there Dan. Don't fling your poo at me.
 

I'd vote for hottest librarian glasses, but she has no boobies... DOH!
 

The only fitting end to this stain on the DNA of society is to be tied to an oak tree and kicked in the temple by a clydsdale...

repeatedly...

hard.

Well, that's what I think.
 

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Hey I know that guy he's cool.
 

Scrote 'Bagnon...
 

I see this category as one awarding those alpha hunter-gatherers most likely to attract females and procreate, while the others are doomed to extinction. As such, Dan is a fine example. Not only can he catch prey with his bare hands, he's also evolved to a primordial equivalent of an intellectual, clearly attracting librarian hotts with his cave wall scribblings. Also, based on the shape of his piehole, he seems to have progressed from glottal stops and grunts to vowels (that looks like "Aaa..."), and is about to bust into some caveman's Shakespeare. Proudly bearing the markings of his tribe on his mighty arms, he successfully protects the cave from horny intruders, enabling his offspring to carelessly frolic at a nearby pond (primordial pool). Therefore, an award well deserved, and a fine example of the survival of the fittest.

Go, Dan!

Next stop: homo sapiens.
 

i am pretty sure that the face DNA Dan is making in this picture, is the same face Private Pyle made right before he blew the back of his head off while sitting on a toilet.



but i could be wrong.
 

hey 'Baggernaut! long time no see brother.
 

definitely we need a category for hot librarians (they all wear glasses don't they?)
 

Concurred. Librarian hott should be voted uon.
 

and I totally left out why I was commenting - what rock/planet/b-movie did DNA Dan fall out of? He's ubercreepy to the Nth degree.
 

@pfah

It's not dissimilar.

@medusa

Your new profile picture is super purty. That is all.
 

DNA = Do Not Anger

Baggernaut!
 

"DAN SMASH! DAN EAT! DAN HUG! DAN sad and feel dead inside. Dan feel misunderstood."

- Douchey Smurf
 

Pfah @ 6:09

Nice pull on the Full Metal Jacket reset.
 

So Encino Man what up buuuuuddy?

Nice Eva Angelinas there Librarian hott. Are they for protection or style?

Hottest Librarian glasses would be a yes. I have a whole hard drive dedicated to them, and consider myself a connoisseur of specs.
 

what a fucktard
 

This mönströsity is proof that a scientist has invented a time machine that can reach back to the Paleolithic Era
 

As a young boy Dan was awestruck by the gripping portrayal of the life of a cromangon man living and functioning in today's society in the epic cinematic film Encino Man.


At the same time, Dan developed a propensity to play with his Holly Hobby bakers' oven, to wear lipstick and eyeshadow, and to dress up Barbie Dolls.

The two personalities grew stronger over the years and finally one day merged.

Dan now calls himself Fagcino Man.
 

Yes! YES YES YES! to the hottest librarian hott douchie! I used to work at a video rental place that was mostly just porn, and let me tell you, the customers never got a chance to get the Chicks in Glasses videos.

Does dan have a desert camo wristdana and dog tags and belt? Perhaps he's in military and we should honor his service to the country. Or perhaps not and we should just send him to leavenworth.
 

ahh, yes Douchelexic.

May I suggest the Kick Ass series "Specs Appeal?"
 

Well, Hottest Librarian Glasses would HAVE to be Sarah Palin, with bonus points for the chin-pubes on Todd and his "accomplishment" of being a "Snowmobile Racing Champion."

If in fact the latter is even a sport, it is a really douchey sport.
 

@Orel

that was the series we had actually. needless to say i kept the video. i think i still have it.
 

I forget... DNA Dan's pic just killed my IQ.
 

@ Mr. White

Thank you. I call this one "The only decent photo of Medusa Oblongata ever taken". I'm rather proud of it.
 

@ medusa
holy crap. when did you get all fly woman? I think DNA Dan is ogling your décolletages in his picture!
 

Yo PFAH! Yeah, I'm still here sir, just quietly observing the virus at work.
 

@ douchelexic

I clean up allright. I prefer my surlier series of images for in here, but this one is plastered all over a lot of my art promo stuff, so I said WTF.

@ pencil doucher 6:07
BWAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
I think this is his thawing-out after-party.
 

2008 Douchie for Hottest Librarian Glasses? Yes, of course. I'd say since it is a new category archived footage is available. Make it every 4 years like the Olympics.

Is this what happned to the sax player in the Lost Boys after Keifer Sutherland bit him?
 

Is that a saran-wrap wristdanna? I wonder what the bugger that is suposed to mean.
 

Are we almost to the scene where he scales the Empire State Building clutching Library Hott and swats at airplanes?
 

It really raises some profound moral questions about modern woman needing to tap those primeval genetics to have any validity in her existence.
 

pfah is correct. His allusion to "Full Metal Jacket" is spot on. But Private Pyle was driven to the edge, and in the end, he was nuts. DNA Dan is probably as sane as pfah. He has likely not been driven anywhere, except by his drunken buddies. DNA Dan probably shares a handicap with certain dinosaurs...big, strong, with a peanut-sized brain located in his heel...
 

The absolute perfect hybrid between "caveman" and "sexual predator." I firmly believe there is absolutely no other element whatsoever to his personality or existence. He is simply both these things personified utterly & completely.

Oh wait, I'm wrong...there is definitely a splash of "mentally retarded" in there.
 

Cripes. It's Don Dawsonbag from some horrible parallel 21st century bag-world version of Dazed and Confused.

I'm stuck between either that or he's the one lone chimp man back in the cave who didn't come out and touch the monolith.

And what's with the Edward Scissorhands tat on the shoulder?

Nuke LaDouche