gesundheit.

this reminds me of what was left in the toilet, post-Thanksgiving dinner.
 

"This town needs an Aenima!"
 

Generic fratdouche party. Won't Kaopectate help with this problem?
 

exactly.....you sure this was a sneeze?

By BOZ you mean, BoObieZ?
 

Jesus I remember this picture, and it's just as horrible today as it was back in May. Does that choad's sihrt in the middle say "Douchefest?" Because that would be an accurate description.
 

Is that AC Slater?

( Top Middle to the Left )
 

This is by far the most irresponsible experiment in swarm robotics ever.
 

So, do they all goo together into a gigantic greasy slimemold and assemble in a giant ass? And then harden up and start farting out grieco virus spores? Or something like that?
 

There's more crabs in those swim trunks and bikini bottoms than an entire season of Deadliest Catch.
 

My eyes!! The goggles do nothing!!!
 

Here you see a group photo of the cast of Rehab at the Hardrock as they get ready to enter the abortion clininc and "take care of business."
 

10 to 1 this is in San Diego
 

There's more crabs in those swim trunks and bikini bottoms than an entire season of Deadliest Catch.

And here I was set to ask if an orgy occurred after the photo was taken.

Now I know.
 

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life young man."

...and is it just me, or is that a priest in the far background giving this steaming pile of anal refuse the last rights?

What they are really need is God's wrath...

...or a 747 to crash on them.
 

John wrote about this when he was on Patmos.

pfah - nice new avatar...."You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig"
 

University of Cornell: School of Business, graduating class of ’08.
 

After oil painitng proved too costly in these trying economic times, Hieronymous Bosch turned to digital photography to create his newest masterpiece, The Douchebag Trypdich.
 

Looks like someone forgot to clean the filter at the New Brunswick Sanitation Plant.
 

Okay ... okay everybody listen up! If you're a soul-less fucking loser who literally wants to be a puppet for the biggest soul-less loser and you truly have no cognotive powers and want to show that to billions of people ... then please gather 'round here to try out to be Paris Hilton's new BFF...
 

@ plinky

Does that stand for "Brutal Fist Fucker"? "Cause I'm in.
 

its the opening scene where Brian bosworth is the only one who can see the aliens...then he kills them all

can't remember the name of the movie
 

This picture was taken from Gray’s Anatomy, and displays a pile of the amassed internal organs of the girl in the purple bikini on the right.
 

All of the 'roids and fake tits are mind boggling!
 

@Medusa


I'll be right over!
 

25th
 

Anon 12:52


Fuck you.



:)
 

I've seen fewer tools at Home Depot.
 

Yea steroids!
 

Later, a pissy bitch fight broke out over the only available mirror
 

I can only hope that fat guy in black stumbled upon this scene and immediately picked up the phone and ordered an F-22 airstrike. So much grease and poo, so little gd time!
 

Medusa: this does conjure up images of Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights", doesn't it...
 

It's a picture of Spurs Fan's DNA!
 

I'm calling my Easter European terrorist buddies and ordering another 9/11. This time at the right coordinates.

Fuck!
 

It's as if God took a shat...

...after eating a lot of corn.
 

Man, i actually wish I were there......to toss grenades! (zing!)
 

The Douche-cline of Western Civilization, Part II.
 

I once flushed the toilet after a particularly violent diarrhetic episode, clearing the bowl and the room. I sat in silence until the most horrific water-poo fart echoed perfectly in my bathroom. I glanced into the toilet, and saw this very same group. I'll never forget the shotgun blast pattern of half-digested feces congregating in my bowl and generally giving me an amusing moment.

Then I flushed again.

I was wondering what they were up to these days.
 

Pictured: Step One for making a swimming-pool-sized douche-meat smoothie.



"Douche Meat Smoothie" would be an awesome band name.
 

Spawning grounds for the North American Buttmunch.
 

"water poo fart" is indeed a very sobering thought, Gaijindouche.

i think this photo would have been better named if it were "God's Diarrhea."

ppppprrrrrrkschklorschplorkschhhhhhk

(when your excretion process features K-sounds it means there's something unnatural in your poo - probably douche)
 

or "Douche Meat Garglers"
 

If you scratch and sniff the monitor, it smells like a prostate exam.
 

I'm just fascinated by smoochy face broad in far upper left. She's more poo than all the other douches together.

This ain't anything like the fraternity rush I went through at college.

Wait a minute, yes it was...
 

Holy crap I think I know the girl in the very front.

Her name is Ashley Arcement. I think I went to middle school with her.

Damn, she hasn't aged a day.

She was homeschooled and joined us in the 8th grade. Nearly started a riot. Dang.

DB1 if you can give me a neutral source on this photo I'd like to check up on it.
 

now i understand what hitler was striving for....
 

I count 19, erm, 'hotts' in there, and 6 douches. The perfect douche ratio, or 'golden ratio' as it was known to the ancients, and very rarely achieved. Or 'Douchus perfectus', as the ancients would have said. (Ask the old geezer in the background, he's schooled in Latin)
 

Scrotocalypse... I just laughed like a twelve year old girl!

Also, my brain is going into sensory overload from the entwining of the words "douche" and "bag" into so many established vocabularies... keep it up!
 

Far right D-bag looks like he just came from an audition to be one of Hans Gruber's henchmen.