This bag must have tons of money or this pic would never have taken place.
 

He grew the hair like this to hide the desperate scratch marks from his last "date"; she did NOT want to go in the freezer.

Brothabag should get a mini-douchie at least for the effort taken to shave fractal patterns into his boot target.
 

holy sheep shit.

well, i'll tell you one thing:

this man has no idea what a vagina looks like.
 

Good lord, while I haven't forgotten Blowfish's ridiculous stripes, I had certainly forgotten the quality of hott he can pull.

Way to go, Blowfish... way to go.
 

What is Kathy Lee Gifford doing with this cretin with the flyaway comb over?
 

Gee, I guess I will have to grow facial hair like this to succeed in my new sales job. I work at a health club with hundreds of hotts, so I guess with a facial hair array like Blowfish's, I'll be salesperson of the year in no time!
 

@pfah
With all due respect I think he sees one every time he looks into a mirror.
 

@Frodouche Baggins...point taken fellow 'bag hunter.
 

I second what Pfah said.

I would NEVER, EVER, EVER allow something like that near my lovelies. Ew.
 

@doucheous

Maybe you can do a dual-secret life thing. By night, you'll be a normal human. But by day, at work, you'll be Douche Man. Kind of like Batman, except instead of a mask, you'll wear ridiculous facial hair. Instead of tool belt, you'll just be a tool. Instead of the Batmobile, you'll have a Honda Civic with a glass pack and 37,000 Watt subwoofers that make the quarter panels rattle. You'll score gym Bleeths by day, and at night, you can clean yourself up and read a book.
 

This dude's nickname is "Meat Sweats." He goes through a can of deodorant per day and every year he asks for the newest innovation in beard trimmers.

He's also, in his own mind, King of the Ewokians and claims it was he, not Luke Skywalker, who killed Darth Vader.


He's also known in beard-trimming circles as being an obsessively driven artist when it comes to designing cutting-edge patterns once can trim into their face. He stays up to the wee hours of the morning feverishly sketching out his masterpieces.
 

HELL no! How can you snub Leon like this? The award is for douchiest facial hair? Or douchiest facial hair in the presence of hotts? Can't we just pretend that it was a hott snapping that pic of Leon? Leon's facial hair will be the type of unchallenged legacy to endure the ages. Like Jordan's dominance of the game, or Genghis Khan's dominance of the globe, or that blonde girl on the right's dominance of my naughty thoughts.
 

@Douche Unto Others...i'm with you on that man. i'm surprised that The Blowfish took out Brothabag Leon as well.

however, i think what pushed The Blowfish over the top is the comedic value of his picture. he's simply ridiculous. and therefore, a winner of a coveted Douchie.
 

His boyfriend's jizz must contain trace amounts of Nair.
 

He looks like he should be in his parents basement playing Dungeons and Dragons.

DM: You walk down a dimly lit corridor and see two Hotts

Blowfish: I sneak up and take a pic with them.

DM: *rolls dice* Success.

Blowfish: Now I try to touch the brunettes boobies

DM: Roll D4 to see how many boobie touches you get.
 

wow, Brothabag got the shaft

(insert rim shot!)
 

FAIL.

DB1, I unfortunately feel this award has been given to the wrong one. Blowfich is retarded, Brotherbag Leon has a body of work and at least 6 different UNIQUE, belly-laugh producing shots of chinpubes. This guy is a piece of shit.

Seriously, please reconsider.
 

let us not forget Dog though- he certainly earns an honorary mention. But the Blowfish is more than deserving.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/05/snoop-dog.html
 

Seriously let down. His hotts even are mediocre. Fack.
 

I guess Brothabag Leon has a little too much 'style' in his patterns to compete with the complete douchiness of Blowfish. I am curious about a couple of things, though...

1 - Are we only seeing one side of Blowfish's face because the other side doesn't match?

2 - Does Blowfish also have a nose piercing?

3 - What's up with his fake blue eyes?

Yeah... He is definitely the bigger douche.
 

I wonder how many secrects he is storing in his cheeks? Maybe a dirty jockstrap from a high school locker room? Maybe these two hotts compacts? The possibilities are endless.
 

Catpion:

Before snapping this picture, Blowfish tells bleeth in the middle: There's nothing to be afraid of ... the anesthesia will take effect before we start cutting off limbs..
 

@mr.belvadouche...well, with winter on it's way, i'd be willing to bet he's storing up food.

which means he's got nuts in his mouth.




ba-dum-dum.
 

@ jonzey -

Thanks for the Dog reminder. If nothign else, it deserves "thread of the year" consideration
 

Brothabag is a much larger douche. He's the maximum strength when it comes to facial styling.

This pathetic wanker looks like he just took off his Ooompa Loompa make-up.
 

He looks as if Ron Jeremy stepped into the airlock in
Outland
 

hahah! nice. great reference boatbutter!
 

He looks like the snails made a bee line to his mouth, eating his facial fuzz along the way. Then he ate them.
 

I'm happy with the choice. He looks like a complete fool. And the right hott is succulent.
 

Us carnies'll tell ya: They called her "The Blowfish" for good reason.
 

Blue colored contacts do a douchebag make. And face it, when Brothabag Leon loses we all win.
 

The gay bachelor party blow job train just emptied into his pelican pouches and they offered a bonus if he could collect it all without spitting OR swallowing.
 

Brothabag Leon got robbed!
 

Brotherbag Leon was ripped!


The Blowfish looks like an emu fallopian tube after being hooked up to a 400 psi air compressor.
 

And redhead need smile like that at me just once to make me give her a vaginal deep tissue massage
 

Sam hoped each time that his next leap would be the leap home... 'Quantum Douche'.

"Oh Boy!"
 

well PorP?, I think Samurai Scrote is going to take "thread of the year"- have we decided that all things SS are an outlier and not to be included in normal Douchies bracketing?

The Dog thread was epic though- it was one of those riddles trapped in an enigma where we argued who was the bigger douche- Dog, for being supremely douchey, or streetfighter extraordinaire for taunting Dog and being otherwise pretty douchey.

Still a relevant question: how douchey is mocking of the douche itself? I mean, we all do it!
 

Don't overlook the manscaping Blowfish did with his eyebrows, too. He spends more time before the mirror than both hotts combined.

But damn, that jellyfish goatee is too much. Just too fucking much.

And for added "pleasure," it looks as though he's sportin' a fauxhawk of some sort.
 

Brothabag Leon is one of my favorite DBs of all time. He takes him self so seriously, a key mark of a true douche. Blowfish is a joke, and harmless... despite comedic value of the pic I would have gone with Brothabag Leon. I hope Leon will make his way to other categories as well. He has a spectacular body of work.
 

As I recall, Dog had WAY douchier facial hair...perhaps that goes back earlier than 2008 though...
 

I think he is more of a Bleeth than a Douche but I trust your honorable web host. I would almost bet they all went and smoked some poles after the photo. Congrats to The Blowfish.
 

I'm inclined to agree, Brothabag Leon got ripped off. The sheer volume of douchiness in that man defies all logic.

However! Blowfish! This is a great, big roly-poly ball of ridiculousness. As I said yesterday about Drooy, there is no point in emphasizing one's worst feature. A guy with a big, fat bullfrog face like this accentuating his jowls with a tricked-out beard is like Barbara Streisand getting a ginat, spangly nose ring. Ya just don't do it.

So, a big, winnie-the-pooh douchball of a face framed in a silly, stripey hedge maze, topped with what seems to be a roto-rooter hairdo and arched brows, fake blue contacts and greasy kissy lips? Blowfish is still a wise, wise choice. Congrats, Blowfish! Now get to work, my bike tires are flat.
 

Blowfish is even more memorable because he appears here with hotts whose hair punctuates his ridiculous shave. Blondie's flowing streaked golden tresses echo the dark and light values of Blowfish's shaved pattern and its curves, which are equally "dittoed" by auburn hott's shoulder-length locks. Auburn's hair pulls Blowfish and Blondie together by the way each side curves into the middle of the picture, as well as echoing Blowfish's shaved curves. Her bangs accentuate her eyes and provide a strong visual continuity to the "line" formed by Blowfish's eyebrows and blondie's hairline. Such a wondrous composition seen in this one photo, and such great hair on three heads reminds us all of the hare-brained quality of each. We are inspired to "Go Blow."
 

Sweet weeping Zeus, IS this thing even human? Just think, he had to get up out of the chair when whoever did that to him was finished and look in the mirror and say "Oh yeah. Lookin good!"

Assuming they have chairs and manscapists and stuff on his planet.

-Wop
 

Blowfish is for the gays. Not that it's a bad thing. To each his own.

Brothabag Leon or his facial-hair styling cousin Freddy Fags do deserve the award IMHO because of the sheer amount of time and steps taken to pull off those flourishes and curves on the face. Blowfish isn't even keeping up that monstrosity of facial hair.

Amount of time manscaping positively correlates with the variety of douche.
 

I know it's hard to tell sometimes, but this dude is gay. Is there such thing as a "gay douche"? That may be a whole different blog altogether..
 

I think Blowfish had an advantage over Brothabag Leon since he had so much more real estate to work with on that bloated face. Still, it's well deserved...

...and by well deserved, I mean it's rank like poo.
 

He looks like he is gargling sperm.
 

no wonder they say blowfish is poisonous.
 

SWEET JEEBUS! The Skrulls have even invaded the Douchies!
 

The Blowfish looks like Richard Simmons...after a full session of HGH, several black Sharpies and whatever else Michael Jackson might have in his medicine.

2008 Winner! Hands down.
 

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Truly epic manscaping, enigmatic chinpubes incredibly deserving of this elite recognition. Or, to be doused with lighter fluid and set ablaze. That is, if they haven't already been doused with lighter fluid and set ablase.

--VS
 

Hulk hogan with racing stripes
 

looks like blowfish just got his wisdom teeth removed
 

what a homo-bag. not that theres anything wrong with that. Jizzgargle.
not that theres anything wrong with that.
 

56 comments and only 1 Ron Jeremy comment?
 

center hot red can put her center stripe hair in my face! moustache ride, why sure honey!
 

This bag obviously has a serious health issue.
And the folks at "make a wish" came through for him.
 

Blowfish was smiling right up until he fully realized he was standing with two hotts and about to get his photo taken with them.

At the flash, he realized he had Jizz. In. His. Pants.
 

I'm with everyone who said Brothabag Leon got slated. His pubes took longer hours than the Sistine Chapel, plus, he's being dead serious about himself, even when in a relaxing bubbly bath. Blowfish is all about fun.

That said, those pubes remind me of a car's diffuser. He may be hefty, but in the water, he's aerodynamic as fuck and can outswim even the fastest of walruses.
 

Im gonna have to disagree with this one. I think Brothabag is more deserving of the win here. Although Blowfish is a head on train wreck of manure load's, Brothabag must have invested at least 3 hours on that festering boil on the ass of humanity he calls a face. Not since the creation of Machu-Pichu have we seen such complex insctiptions. Fascinating!
- Sporting a Semi -
 

that dude is just awful looking...
 

The Stay-Pufft Fishslap. What an asshole.
 

This is what happens when Ron Jeremy roto-tools Jack Black, and Satan rewards him with fruitful rectal issue. A bouncing retarded butt-baby.

Gah.

- Captain Bringdown
 

If you imagine that its a baby pokemon and not a person, its actually kinda adorable.
 

that has got to be the (2) hottest chicks ever seen with a gay guy....
 

what a weenie.
 

He is demonstrating his sperm gargling technique for the hotts.