He's so hard, with his tat shirt and fist of rage. But that's definitely a tranny. A big Scandinavian tranny.
 

May the Fist o' Power plunge righteously into the Butt o' Justice.
 

Auto douche for the tat shirt. God, hes got DOUBLE mark of the bag! Topped off with a white belt I might just hurl.
 

I swear to god if Mencken doesn't get a douchie (or a nomination at lesat) I'm gonna punch Darksock's mom at the next poo sock club meeting.
 

F.o.P. is an irksome runt to be sure, but SHE scares me. For one thing I can clearly see her skull; the skin ain't foolin' me. Plus she has those crazy eyes; the kind that ignores the repeated screams of The Safe Word and keeps on peeing and biting.

And if she was bald she'd look like a hammer.
 

The Fist of Power Ranger furiously pumped a flesh piston when Trandinavia took "her" top off.

Notice I didn't specify which person's organ.
 

@ Archidoucheis

F.o.P. gots nothing on S.o.P. (Sock o' Poo).

Recognize...1,2,3 bottle caps, repeat, rinse, repeat





i am so hungover
 

"in hong kong..... you'd be dead"
 

This guy ain't very douchey- he's just short. And douchey. Alright fuck'em.
 

short chick on the right is ugly
 

If she's a tranny, then it seems to be time for me to give trannies a (nother) chance. I'm normally fairly anti-white girl, but there is a good chance that her English speaking ability ranges from broken to non-existent...a huge plus. Tall girls also have the advantage of being able to touch the floor with their feet while riding you in a chair.
As for FoP...I can honestly say that were I to see him out somewhere, I would point and laugh, and then would double over if he shook that fist at me. Did that shirt come free when you picked up your reserved copy of Chinese Democracy from Wall Mart or what?
 

The fist is a pretty new move isn't it?

I don't believe I've seen it before. I guess after so many shockers, Ingra needed something...more.
 

@darksock

I love me some crazy eyes in a crazy girl, I have to admit.

And there are no safe words in Mr. White's House of Yellow. Come on over for some bitin' and peein' anytime, baby.
 

Yes, she fisted him elbow deep!

What's with the tattoo shirt?
 

How about Douchiest "Take My Picture Down!"-request?

Oh, wait that would not work--no picture.
 

I said it once and I'll say it again, she is the Skelewhore. Skeletor got a sex change to be with a chump-ass He-Man? Good for you, Fist.
Well, at least FoP gets a Douchie before Samurai Scrote feeds him to his pet zombie for that shogun-esque tatt shirt.
 

Safe words are just like when a girl tells you "no," it really just means they want more. I'll opt out of the peeing tho thanks.
 

First Plinky, now Douche Vader!

Where you been?
 

@darksock

You're so hungover? Then stop drinking Wild Turkey and Slippery Nipples with my mom until 4 am.
You can't hang with her, dude.

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Fist of Power is the evil villian in the Munchkinland comic book series.
The Munchkins defeat his evil fist by challenging him to a shoe tying contest, which, FoP fails to complete.
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Man blodnie's kinda creepy looking. I haven't seen a jaw line that pronounced since Phyllis Dillard.
 

Did I see something about peeing and biting?
How much are tix?!?
 

he belongs in a gulag made of cat shit.
 

@ashfish
...Opt out of the peeing? What happened to you (wo)man? You used to be cool.

As for F.o.P.

I would offer to buy him beer at 711 when he is standing out front waiting for someone over the age of 21 to buy it for him. But then I would charge him 5 beers for each 6 pack.
 

@Darksock

Six month bender. Coming up for air momentarily, or at least until my house arrest is completed. Plus, after reading over a hundred posts about scarves from last week, it seemed like a steadying influence was needed. What that has to do with me, we may never know. But the lord DOES work in mysterious ways.
 

That fist has been up Acey Douchey's rectum.
 

welcome back Vader. you've been missed.
 

@ashfish

If you're not into peeing, then why is darksock in bed with you in your avatar?

Me thinks you lie chica.
 

@Douchelexic, had a little too much of it lately. What with work pissing on me, roomamtes, and boyfriend, yeah I've had just about all the pee I can handle. It's time to shake things up a little bit. Try out a different kink. A shower is also needed because I'm a little sticky.

And, last time I checked I'm still 100% woman. Although something could have been bitten off...I'll have to do a body part count later on today.

Why does it smell like asparagus in here?
 

@plinky, I can't help it. I keep swatting his nose with the paper and rubbing his nose in his piddle puddles but he just won't quit jumping up on the bed and pissing on things. I think it might be time for a shock collar.
 

@ashfish
The reason i put the wo in parenthesis was to not eff up the flow of the quote. i believe you are nothing but woman in all the right ways.

as for the scanny tranny, I'm not so sure.
 

Neil Patrick Harris's incredibly naive brother, Gordon, tries to give "daps" to the black photogragher a moment too late.
 

Sadly, I don't think this douchebag is what Tommie Smith and John Carlos had in mind when they raised their fists at the '68 Olympics.
 

"i'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!!"
 

Bad darksock, BAD!

Now go sit in the corner and lick your balls.

Shock collars don't work on him. He had one for a year in place of his cock ring and it hardly created any sensation 'down there.'
 

Gwyneth Paltrow's thousand yard stare. I wonder if that's the look on her face when her head was in the box at the end of 'Seven'.

In celebration of our diminutive pugilist's win, Laundry Gimp is getting a lube-free fisting, the one I was reserving for DJ Bello. Ash, you should come by and chek it out, it makes him pee every time. And cry. Which makes Mr. White laugh, which fucks up the take and then we have to reshoot.
 

She is a Cylon. His shirt is made of in China.....by little girls....that pooped on it.
 

the FIST maneuver was first invented by hallowed legendary douchebag sylvester stallone in 1978.

this bag has indeed taken it to a new low level.

those about to lub, salute you, doucheboy!
 

.....the correct spelling of course would be "lube".....
 

God damnit guys I can't laugh this much while clients are in the office.

@Medusa, sounds like fun. I'll bring the ductape for Mr. White. I can't guarantee I won't giggle when the crying starts though.
 

Maybe fist will punch her in the balls
 

giggling... peeing... lubing... crying...

Damn! Who would've thought that the almighting F.o.P. would present such enticing options?

Where can I get one of those snatchy shirts?
 

I just can't help feeling that she looks
sort of familiar....
 

feck this guy. Another internet tough guy with a Napoleonic complex
 

@ Boobie

Hey, man, what's up? Glad to see you muscling in on the party.

Where do you get one of these shirts, you ask? Here.

I think it's hilarious that the site is called "GoneBlue.com". 'Cause that's what will happen to your balls if you wear this stuff.
 

@ darksock 1:37

Fuck. I just came in my pants.
 

Such a tough choice this. So hard! Fist of power must win though. He deserves the coveted Douchiest Fist of Power award.
 

@ plinky 2:12

if that's true you should go here

jizz in my pants
 

AAAAAAA Douchelexic you beat me to it!!!!
 

@Boobie and Medusa, you can always try your local Harley-Davidson dealer. They have an entire fucking line of them.

Man, I get so much joy out of watching the yuppie come in with the tatt shirts, showing off their trophy wives that have more plastic in them than their wallets, and their "hard core" leather gear. Then they get on the bike, BARELY make it through the parking lot only to drop the bike coming out of the driveway. Fucking priceless. I think the best one though was the guy who didn't even start the bike up, he just sat on it and it feel over in the line of bikes. Oh I do so miss working there, if only for the comic relief. Harley shops are kind of a douche homing beacon though.
 

@medusa

my buddy sent that to me like an hour ago, and I've been waiting for a proper moment to link it on the site. And of course, as always, plinky obliged.
 

Holy fuck, that was hilarious. It reminded me to have a wank.
 

@ashfish
thats amazing. will you marry me?
 

@ ashfish

Good lord, when is that kid gonna be 18? 'Cause I wanna meet him.
 

@ Douchelexic 2:22

I opened my window
and a breeze falls in
and... I.jizzed.in.my.pants.

That would be awesome.
 

All hail the iron fist of Douchism.

No doubt this pic was take right after his Smirnoff Ice slipped out of his hand which is covered in vasoline.
 

I love this guy and all - I mean that - I really do.

But WTF. Where is Samuri Scrote? He is god.
 

Douchiest Fist of Power: Heartily agreed.

The contrast between his pale knuckles and his tanned schlorthead is, in and of itself, worthy of award.

--VS
 

He's a douche, but she looks like Pazuzu-possessed Regan got a makeover
 

FoP just seemed angry to me cuz his date was a foot taller than he


btw, his doochey outfit looks brandnew, unyet crumpled on the floor of Samurai Scrote
 

@ashfish

You better come packin' something better than duct tape. That's the proverbial knife to a gunfight when it comes to the Playpen.
 

Anyone else wonder if he just can't figure out how to wave properly.
 

He's just pissed because she's gonna take me for a walk on a leash and be my Dominatrix.
 

y'know i'd say this douchebag is a more principled badass wannabe than Acey Douchey.

but that doesn't prevent me from laughing at his shirt and his fist. have a nice up of HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA there Fist of Power.
 

Fist of Power has been one of my favorites of 2008!

fear the fist!
 

I am here. I'm watching... always watching. quietly. I am not God. God does my laundry.
 

That's a man, baby! Yeah!
 

Somehow, I suspect that my hairy arms would not look nearly as good as FOP's in one of these nifty shirts, so I'm gonna' have to pass. Thanks for the link, though, Medusa... This will make an awesome present for the office gift exchange.
 

Nice call Db1 - this guy is a category unto himself.
 

I spy a white belt.
 

Oh my god! What a dork! Try as he might this maybe the biggest douche yet!

The shortness, shirt and hair are all topped off with the dorkiest camera pose I have ever seen!

Obviously the women likes a good laugh all the time. He is like a new age clown!
 

@Mr. White, You dare doubt my duct tape skills?!?!?! I was in community theater man! I can make whatever kind of weapon you want out of duct tape, some paper towel rolls and a lighter. Could probably repair a lighting fixture or two as well. Also, I didn't say duct tape would be the ONLY thing I brought, that's just what would be used to cover your mouth.
 

Good call. Tat shirts = too douchey.
 

That shirt cannot be denied a 2008 Douchie Award.
 

@ ash, Mr. White

Come on, kids, no need to get nasty. We can all play nicely. And by play nicely I mean jallo wrestle while batting each others' heinies with ping-pong paddles. I get the red one!!!
 

Emilio Estevez????
 

hahahahaha!
what a pussssssy!
 

Also known as...

The Sceptre Of Douchinity.
 

Mr. Mcdoucherson is upset because camera guy threw 'paper.'

Best two of three?