Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Douchiest MySpace Entry: Brothabag Leon
Because anyone who "tested positive for SEXY" gets a well deserved 2008 Douchie Award.
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Please pray for me. I had a check up today and I tested positive for SEXY. Im allergic to HATERS, My blood type is ROCKSTAR & the doctor said "THIS IS WHY IM HOT" IF U SCOPING MY PAGE, REQUEST ME, TOP FRIEND ME, AND ENJOY" NO GAY REQUESTS I LOVE STRICTLY WOMEN"
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Brothabag Leon's long, distinguished career as a douche can be seen here, here and here.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:43 PM 
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I'll vote for this Uberchoad, but he still should've won for the facial hair. HE WUZ ROBBED. UV SEXY.
He also tested positive for being 5'3" and the doctor prescribed him a bitter pill.
# posted by 
: 6:56 PM
: 6:56 PM
more douchiness from his MySpace --
J-ROC,THE DEFINITION OF SWAG (BOSS) A-TEAM THIS FRIDAY @GLAM,OLDE CITY,PHILLY COME PARTY WITH ME AND GRAB SOME FREE ED HARDY AND CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER
J-ROC,THE DEFINITION OF SWAG (BOSS) A-TEAM THIS FRIDAY @GLAM,OLDE CITY,PHILLY COME PARTY WITH ME AND GRAB SOME FREE ED HARDY AND CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER
DB1, thanks for rerunning the pic of Long Island Jenny, too. I now have an AHB (appropriate home boner). It seems I can't find Brothabag Leon in this photo because of her presence.
Perhaps I have tunnel vision, or I'm just looking to burrow into her tunnel.
Perhaps I have tunnel vision, or I'm just looking to burrow into her tunnel.
@ Douche unto others 6:56
5'3, coffee snort. Look how she has to bend to be cheek-to cheek. I guarantee he made her kick off her platform sandals, too.
5'3, coffee snort. Look how she has to bend to be cheek-to cheek. I guarantee he made her kick off her platform sandals, too.
I'm not sure how HJBBaD aka The Pharaoh didn't give Brothabag a run for douchiest myspace entry. It would have been a tough vote.
I'd like to add something that's been lacking from this comments thread:
He thinks it's only gay if you cuddle after.
There, I said it.
He thinks it's only gay if you cuddle after.
There, I said it.
At least Bro Bag Leon got his Douchie. I agree with Rubber Douchey... he was robbed on the Facial Hair category.
But, I guess we can live with a make-up call.
But, I guess we can live with a make-up call.
Part of the fun in this Douchie season, is going back and re-reading the comments threads for the nominees and winners.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Where is he HJBBaD? His posts were this year weren't they? Am I that old? Does he get his own category? What is with all of these questions?
-Ponderonymous
-Ponderonymous
# posted by : 7:54 PM
: 7:54 PM
I am afraid Medusa Oblongata is correct. I have identified this choad as a sweaty butt rancher. He thinks of a penis as his "boppy"
# posted by : 8:16 PM
: 8:16 PM
@DarkSock - Technically, HJBB&D is from Facebook, not Myspace. I wondered the same thing, and as a result burned my retinas out going back through HJBB&D's entries. I think DB1 that if we're going to award a Myspace Douchie, that it's only fair to award a Facebook variant as well.
# posted by : 8:26 PM
: 8:26 PM
Thought bubble from brothabag:
"Life is looking good. I just found a new ed hardy tee that was mistakenly put on the sale rack. I think I have convinced everyone that I am sexy. My mandanna to forehead ratio is spot on, and I finally got that stain out of my pearly white belt. Now, if I could only figure out why I have the urge to replace this supple hot with lamar latrell."
"Life is looking good. I just found a new ed hardy tee that was mistakenly put on the sale rack. I think I have convinced everyone that I am sexy. My mandanna to forehead ratio is spot on, and I finally got that stain out of my pearly white belt. Now, if I could only figure out why I have the urge to replace this supple hot with lamar latrell."
# posted by : 8:31 PM
: 8:31 PM
Been a LOOOOOONG time since I've commented, but just thought I'd ask...
Why isn't Brothabag Leon in The Hall yet???
Why isn't Brothabag Leon in The Hall yet???
That last pic of BL is an archetype of exorbitant douchedom.
And anyone that designs his facial hair with a Spirograph has a truly artistic soul.
And anyone that designs his facial hair with a Spirograph has a truly artistic soul.
BBL is in a class all his own. His facial hair combos, bad tatts, permanent kissy-lips, and the fact that he's a closeted latent homosexual give him that classification. And by classification, I meah he's a complete turd burglar.
Well won.
That girl in the tight jean shorts and white shirt still gets me going.
And I'm tall enough she would not have to pose awkwardly in order to avoid towering over me.
In fact we could fuck standing up, and I would not have to stand on my tippy toes.
That girl in the tight jean shorts and white shirt still gets me going.
And I'm tall enough she would not have to pose awkwardly in order to avoid towering over me.
In fact we could fuck standing up, and I would not have to stand on my tippy toes.
Really? Brothabag Leon has a more douchy MySpace entry than He Just Bangs Bitches and Writes Inane Crap on His MySpace Blog? Really? I'll give you facial hair - BB Leon is clearly a facial hair douche, even a retartd-o mandana douche. But there is no way in HELL anyone beats He Just Bangs Bitches and Whatevers for douchy MySpace entries.
# posted by : 9:12 PM
: 9:12 PM
Me thinks he doth protest too much regarding gay requests...it looks like we have a pillow biter here.
i'll wash my clothes on his washboard abs...with the puke that spurts in a projectile manner from my mouth.
i approve of his choice in women though.
i approve of his choice in women though.
Douchestar Runner! wow!
(this is lower case bag)
so uh... it looks like Brothabag Leon is one of the gems i missed in 2008. damn.
(this is lower case bag)
so uh... it looks like Brothabag Leon is one of the gems i missed in 2008. damn.
Brotha Bag Leon would make a great extra in Hollywood on TV and in the movies.
He can be the first bad guy that gets punched out by the hero in the fight scenes.
Good guy throws a wild punch and BroBaLe is sent flying, little planets spinning/floating around his head
He can be the first bad guy that gets punched out by the hero in the fight scenes.
Good guy throws a wild punch and BroBaLe is sent flying, little planets spinning/floating around his head
His body looks like it was chiseled from a loaf of neglected three week old meat loaf.
# posted by : 11:49 PM
: 11:49 PM
thunders and ghetto bootay. Short hair you don't have to keep out of her face...I like. I would also like her to turn around and display her aerolas for me.
Uh, uhhhhhm. yeah. good. night.
Uh, uhhhhhm. yeah. good. night.
I see my play of the race card earlier today is paying dividends. Not only is the Black Caucus satisfied (*warning* *warning* *double entendre alert*), but the Short Persons Coalition feels well represented as well. Yes. We. Can.
And she might Be. A. Man.
Gotta 2nd Douchestar Runner's call for the HoS.
And she might Be. A. Man.
Gotta 2nd Douchestar Runner's call for the HoS.
It's almost incredible that not a soul here has even mentioned how Brothabag Leon and his Hott are engaged in almost the exact same pose as the two on the cover of YOUR BOOK, HCwDB's, DB1.
And for that reason of flattery will get you everywhere, as will copycat visual plagiarism, he deserves the award.
Oh wait...did you copy THIS POSE for your book cover?
And for that reason of flattery will get you everywhere, as will copycat visual plagiarism, he deserves the award.
Oh wait...did you copy THIS POSE for your book cover?
# posted by : 2:06 AM
: 2:06 AM
His lab test registers AXIS 1: NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER,
and his diagnosis is A LIFE SPENT IN A HALL OF MIRRORS.
and his diagnosis is A LIFE SPENT IN A HALL OF MIRRORS.
Brothabag Leon amends his post:
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Please pray for me. I had a check up today and I tested positive for douchebaggery. I'm allergic to Axe body spray, my blood type is rare & the doctor said "Son, you're screwed." I need all the help and positive support I can get in my time of need.
If you're scoping my page, send me an add request, make me your top friend, and enjoy my page. I don't mind if any gay men want to add me - as a matter of fact, I welcome it, my brothers!
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- BBL's ghostwriter
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Please pray for me. I had a check up today and I tested positive for douchebaggery. I'm allergic to Axe body spray, my blood type is rare & the doctor said "Son, you're screwed." I need all the help and positive support I can get in my time of need.
If you're scoping my page, send me an add request, make me your top friend, and enjoy my page. I don't mind if any gay men want to add me - as a matter of fact, I welcome it, my brothers!
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- BBL's ghostwriter
i agree. douchiest facial hair should have ran away with this guy. someone has got to be douchey enough to grab two awards.
Ya know, I don't think I have ever seen a hetro dude wearing sunglasses, like leo is wearing in that one pic.
Did the doctor check him for being a flaming, ass pounding, fucking homo?
Did the doctor check him for being a flaming, ass pounding, fucking homo?
You know, there are certain special instances where you look at someone and say, "What a douchebag!"
This is an instance.
This is an instance.
# posted by : 5:48 AM
: 5:48 AM
I was born with a blessing/curse that allows me to read people's minds. I have seen Leon's personal, innermost thoughts and I know that he thinks its only gay if you cuddle after.
So Happy Brothabag Leon is being recognized for a Douchie. He's had a tremendous year and the "testing positive for SEXY" thing was classic.
# posted by : 6:37 AM
: 6:37 AM
Does anyone have tips on how to re-design my living room? Color schemes maybe?
Crap I spend all my time here when I should be researching leathers and variations of tan and creme.
Crap I spend all my time here when I should be researching leathers and variations of tan and creme.
This guy please. Come on Leon... give it up... you know you like the gays... because guys who aren't gay are not so uptight about it. You don't seem very secure in your "heterosexuality." Just look at yourself in the mirror. You know that mirror in your bedroom with the real wide, ornamental faux gold frame.. yeah that one.
- Douchey Smurf
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 6:52 AM
: 6:52 AM
BroBaLe... genious.
You gotta' feel for the man, though. I mean seriously.. .He tested positive for SEXY!!! And by sexy, I think he means AIDS.
He may not want 'gay requests', but that doesn't mean he isn't on the down low. Yo.
You gotta' feel for the man, though. I mean seriously.. .He tested positive for SEXY!!! And by sexy, I think he means AIDS.
He may not want 'gay requests', but that doesn't mean he isn't on the down low. Yo.
# posted by : 7:02 AM
: 7:02 AM
His hands are soooo tiny, they look like little lobster claws.
ps. Leon- when trying to sound sexy, i would stay clear of saying anything about going to the doctors office and testing positive for anything. This definetly won't help your cause. neither will being a limp wristed homosexual. just a thought
ps. Leon- when trying to sound sexy, i would stay clear of saying anything about going to the doctors office and testing positive for anything. This definetly won't help your cause. neither will being a limp wristed homosexual. just a thought
# posted by : 7:07 AM
: 7:07 AM
DB1,
Please work your magic with this:
http://www.afterelton.com/blog/lylemasaki/brody-jenner-seeks-a-bromance-on-mtv
Please work your magic with this:
http://www.afterelton.com/blog/lylemasaki/brody-jenner-seeks-a-bromance-on-mtv
# posted by : 7:08 AM
: 7:08 AM
An excellent choice for a truly difficult category to carry. Just a glance at myspace causes the mind to reel imagining the number of scrotes vying for this prestigious honor.
Although, certainly Joey Porsche's MySpace is All Millenium in this category.
But Leon: there is something so funny on so many levels that you feels you gots to explicitly warn away the gays.
-VS
Although, certainly Joey Porsche's MySpace is All Millenium in this category.
But Leon: there is something so funny on so many levels that you feels you gots to explicitly warn away the gays.
-VS
# posted by : 5:35 PM
: 5:35 PM
Are we sure this isn't a man and a woman (from L-R)?
The chest wax, fauxhauk and that belt buckle, LOL. DOUCHE!
The chest wax, fauxhauk and that belt buckle, LOL. DOUCHE!
# posted by : 10:28 AM
: 10:28 AM
Brothabag Leon also tested positive for brainless...no Phi Bet Kappa Rhodes Scholar is this douchebag. He should probably take a class or two with BRA!!!! (assuming BRA!! does not already cut all his classes). And the bum looks female but that face is manly! ugh
# posted by : 10:58 AM
: 10:58 AM
These girls make me kind of embarrassed for them ...
1) Those guys look like the biggest knuckleheads and positively DEVOID of real personalities (note the vacant eyes or disguising one's eyes with massively-stamped name brand sunglasses to hide the non-existence of said personalities).
2) Both sexes are posed in the most generic, boring, and predictable manners that one photo runs into the next like a fucking daisy-chain of dumbasses.
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1) Those guys look like the biggest knuckleheads and positively DEVOID of real personalities (note the vacant eyes or disguising one's eyes with massively-stamped name brand sunglasses to hide the non-existence of said personalities).
2) Both sexes are posed in the most generic, boring, and predictable manners that one photo runs into the next like a fucking daisy-chain of dumbasses.
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