I demand a recount Scarfbaggery is by far the douchiest
 

While Scarfbaggery may have a function on some level, wristdanas are completely effing useless. Much like Paris Hilton.
 

The Wristdanna, for the man who needs easy access to a napkin to clean up the dribble from giving his boyfriend head.
 

Scarves are not in and of themselves douchey. It's just when they are worn in summer with a t-shirt that they become baggy.

A bandana wrapped around the wrist is douchey regardless of what the weather is like.
 

there is definitely some
Jizz
In
Her
Ass
 

IS that Johnny Blaze?
 

Wasn't the wristdanna once a really big gay thing? Wonder if the hardcore douchiana know that.
 

She's even hot when she's about to vomit. She's a keeper.

-Wop
 

@hypersexualgirl

I don't think it was ever a wristdana, but I do know that in some gay subcultures, different colored bandanas, either as a wristdana, or stuck in a back pocket or any other way is used to sort of indicate what you are into. For instance, Mr. White would carry around a yellow bandana, Medusa a Black one, etc.
 

of all the doggie 'bag photos, this is the hottest hot. Me likey brunette
 

I thought soda pop would have been the easy winner for this category. I guess Bra! carries no weight around here.
 

Along the wristdanna lines, I got a kick out of all the news reports that came out horrified at the high school girls who were wearing colored bracelets to indicate what they were willing to do. Could never figure out why they did that as gossip travels fasted between 14-18 year olds. I liked those bracelets too and the little whores had to go and ruin it.
 

If thought bubbles were a reality: "this night has turned out great! I finally figured out how to tie the wristdanna, I have an amzing hott letting me psuedobang her, and my barber finally got my fade juuussstttt the way I like it. Now, if I could only quit picturing a massive babies arm holding an apple from dangling betwixt her legs!"
 

THATS WHAT THOSE BRACELETS MEANT!!!!!!!???????? DAMN! I had a girlfriend once who wore them up and down her arms and I never tried anything really out there!
 

Can we nominate the Bleeth "hand covering mouth in faux-shock/surprise" move for something? I feel like it should be honored right along side the doggy bag move itself, as they nearly always go together.

@ashfish

I remember that, although didn't that turn out to be (mostly) urban legend? I could have sworn that it was all over the place, but later it was revealed that only 3 kids on Long Island did it, and it was not the nationwide epidemic it was reported as.
 

@Mr. White and Douchelexic

Yeah it was mostly a bunch of hype because a few girls were doing it. But you know, that whole fiasco caused the entire nation to ban them from school. Oh god, little Suzy is giving head! Fuck, best she learn young and actually get some skills, I've heard too many bad head stories. And, they didn't indicate anything really out there, just your run of the mill, "doggy style," "anal," "head," etc.
 

The Bleeth "hand covering mouth in faux-shock/surprise while drinking straight from a bottle of Menstrual Juices" could be a sub-set.
 

@ mr. white

and by 3 kids on long island could you be referring to fung, joey porsche, and dj bello?
 

Completely off topic, but I sincerely hope that Brokencyde got nominated for something. I mean, they get freaky (MOWOOWHW!) and they will never die.

p.s. You can go to the--"film company" I guess?--to read their defense of the quality of the video.
 

@belvadouche
thanks...there's now coffee all over my monitor.
 

@ Mr. White,

Of course they signed off with
" Thank You, Haters "
 

@mr. belvadouche

You are probably correct, sir. They were hoping that it would catch on with the "quality ass" they wanted, but they ended up just using the favors on each other.

And when you snap the bracelet on DJ Bello that indicates "frolic," that means he wants Medusa--or anyone who is avaiable--to jam her hand up his ass and work him like a puppet.
 

She's trying to suppress a sperm belch. And not his, either. She wanted to run with the Goose; instead she got goosed and now has the runs.

You can see by his face that he is fantasizing that he is fiercely grinding his semi-turgid junk into Vinnie's butthole.
 

@vin

I noticed that. Note to people who "hate the haters": If you really don't care what people think of your "art," then you probably shouldn't post wordy defenses of your crimes against humanity. You should probably STFU about it in general. And you probably shouldn't have posted the original turd, either. Why seek reinforcement, then get pissed when you don't get it, if you're such a soul artist?
 

I've seen some construction workers wearing wristdannas and wide mandannas to sop up the sweat.

Sex can be real hard work.

You know who else wears them? Trapeze artists.
Swingers.
 

The wristdanna on the bag is bad enough, but I agree with above note - the faux "oops, can you BELIEVE THIS" smirk on the bleeth is just poo. Ick. Fuck off you lame brained dumb shit.
 

Nothing like strapping on the 'ole "power green" mandana, eh Buster Sideburns?
 

@ ashfish, mr. white, et. al

darksock wears colorful rings around his cock. His aren't indicators of what he's willing to do sexually, but more a signifier of which strain of the clap he received while stationed in the Phillipines while he was in the Merchant Marines.

BTW, if you see a "moss" colored ring down there RUN!
 

She has the legs of an anorexic stork.
 

this is still one of the hottest chicks ever on this site
 

Where is the trophy graphic?
 

The adouchecrement gains Scrote Power in an inverse correlation to its actual utility:

Example: A huge skin diver watch on a guy with no job and no appointments in St. Louis (who is not part of the police river patrol and who is therefore not likely to skin dive in the Mississippi River any time soon if ever...)

Given that dictum, a Wristdanna is incredibly douchey: The douche is usually not jogging, and even if he was, when was the last time you actually needed something to capture the sweat in your wrist?

I mean what are you Phil Mickelson over here?
 

Mandana Code.

It's meant to be in the back pocket, but I will be willing to accept the wrist, Douchey doesn't wanna hide the logo on the ass pocket of his $500.00 jeans.

So, Grass green mandana on the right...let's check the list...
 

Its gotta be the hott with the Stonebag. The hott with the yak has a certain Pam Anderson hott slut jen es say qua. Definetly not girl next door. I debate the hottness of the Wristdanna hott. I like to see more of the Halo Angel's 'body' of work.
 

Why is she pantomiming, "oops?"

Because she isn't this guy's boytoy Lance! She's so embarrassed. I'd be, too!
 

I...wow...I had no idea there were so many different preferences. Also, WTF IS THIS "orphan boy looking for daddy?" Oh wait, that weird Anon from the other day that was trying to scold us for bashing the bags must have meant that he was in that category.
 

I have to ask, "Who the F*** buys bandanas?"

I've never seen one in a clothing store, nor anywhere else. Is there a Hank-Mart out there somewhere, or do you buy them on the web? Some store in the mall? What?

I'm certain my tailor would laugh if I asked him.

God I'm old.
 

@Medusa
Just read that codes page. Fuck that was funny. Who knew there was such a thing as a Brown Corduroy bandanna? And how the hell do they keep all that information straight? Do they wear those play cards on their arms like quarterbacks? I am going to wear a mosquito net bandanna out some night just to see what happens.
 

A mosquito net bandanna will probably land you in Mr. White's play pen strapped to a fire ant hill covered in marshmallow cream.
 

Or trapped between Plinky's Mom's fishnet stockings and her clabber girl thighs
 

I can't get down with the term "wristdanna". It just doesn't sound right. How about "handanna"? Though the thing isn't technically worn on the hand, I think we should sacrifice a bit of exactitude (is that a word) for a word with more pop. I can't believe I just used the word "pop".
 

I'll take the fire ants over Plinky's mom's fishnets. I heard the international community was trying to ban Plinky's mom from wearing those things while swimming because, when she does, dolphins get trapped in 'em.
 

when i had a membership at YMCA i'd see people there with WWJD wristbands. does it mean that the rise of the Wristdanna reflects the rise of a new religion among douchebags?

WWDD?

WWDD indeed. so many options. so many opportunities. doggie. shocker. ab flash. ah, the world will be extinguished in a douchelear holocaust before douchebags run out of hottie-violating antics.
 

My mother does wear fishnets ...
actual fishnets. She's that fat.


darksock's mom is so fat she was the body double for Free Willie.
 

@ douche vader

Well, whatever you do, don't wear the tinfoil bandana. Plinky tells me his mom uses them as panty shields.
 

scarfbaggery is the new left pocket doily for the homos. Its all over Seattle...which can only further this theory.
 

Halo Angel

That douche does not deserve to be near such wonderful doe eyes.
 

GODDAMNITALLTOHELLANDBACK
MEDUSAOBLONGATA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw the award as I was at work and was PRAYING someone wouldn't post a link to the fkkn codes!!!!

!!!!!I WANTED TO POST IT!!!!!!!!!

Sorry folks, bandannas are verboten, forbidden, denied to the straight man. I (ahem) had the fortune to work for a few years in a great hardware store, which UNfortunately for me, was located in the Castro. Not just in the Castro mind you, but in the goddamn CENTER of it. Let's just say I regrettably learned many things I never ever ever wanted to, and one was that there was a whole rainbow of codes for your kink in the Gay Universe.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;)
 

BIRDMAN I like skinny girls I do. Just like
$^&*ING A SAW HORSE.
oh, I don't like douchebags I don't.
 

At least he's smiling while dry-humping a hott. Stage 3-3.5 douche, though.
 

I really hope that douche bags dont ruin the scarf..the scarf is the best thing to have when it's cold other than a hood or a giant furry russian hat.
 

I'm sorry, Rubber Douchey. I work with freaks. Viewing tranny animal necro pedophile porn during work hours is not only NOT frowned upon, it's encouraged. So needless to say everyone was bored to tears watching me hunt for mandana codes.
 

The "Wristdanna" has also been modified into the "Elbodanna" which is why this is a very deserving award!
 

Since it's on his right wrist, it means he's a bottom.
 

not a douche thing. fucking steve earle wears one on the wrist... cmon