I can't believe A Shot At Love was not a runner up! I said it before, but it's like a living history exhibit of douchebaggery.
 

I think Wheel of Fortune is kinda douchie.

Pat Sajak and Vanna?
 

I've never even heard of this show but just seeing the picture made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Very nice harem of hottness though.


CBD
 

There is a show about tanning?

What's next, the washing maching channel?

Mystery was robbed. And hopefully mugged and sodomized with a fried banana as well.
 

No mention of the veritable Rosetta Stone of "Old 'Bags with Commitment Issues," "Rock of Love"?

I think we are on "Rock of Love/I-Need-A-Roman-Numeral-Calculator"; at this point...

Footnote: "Rock of Love" is filmed in the same mansion as "Shot at Love" and "America's Next Top Model."

I think if they took that infared semen detector that the forensic pathologists use in "CSI Miami" into that mansion, it would short out due to an overload of data.
 

VH1 should be named Douchiest channel, but E comes in a close second. Joel McHale cancels out a lot of E's douchiness that Sunset Tan, Girls Next Door and the Kardashians' bring.

America's Next Top Model has rented a few houses to film in and one of them was the Sowden House, where supposedly the Black Dahlia was murdered.

http://www.architectureforsale.com/printable.php?property_ID=567
 

This show is even too stupid for Millenuim 'Bag to sit through - even though it addresses his favorite subject = orange.

Even worse are those two retard chicks on the show. They make Paris and Nicole seem classy, refined and edumacated.
 

yes, this show is extremely douchey, but i would have to say light years behind the pickup artist. after all, ultra douche mystery and his cronies set out to turn run of the mill geeks into douchebags. the sad thing is that they believe in this transformation and morph before our very eyes. so, so sad. these once proud, lonely losers put on guy liner and ed hardly shirts.
..self respect, women, self respect, women, self respect, women... man what a toss up!

i'd also like to give a mention that the hills emits toxic levels of douchicity.
 

I've never seen the Pick Up Artist, but I can verify that Sunset Tan is not only douchey, but degrading to every sentient creature on this fragile planet.

Disclaimer: I caught part of it when it followed The Soup. I watched for a while. I won't lie. It is a mistake I will regret for the rest of my life.

Basically, you're supposed to believe these two knuckle-dragging orange iguanas are mad-skilled businessmen. Frankly, I didn't get the impression that either of them could boil water without help, but what do I know? I don't gots no MBA. The show focuses on them and their mentally handicapped staff, none of whom could maintain a job in anything approaching the real world.

To calm myself at night, when the terrors start, I comfort myself with the fact that it must be scripted. They cannot be real humans. No one could be that stupid and not just survive, but thrive. No one.
 

for you pure viewing pleasure, a douchebag from G's to Gents gets what's coming to him. Don't you wish you could do this every day?

I love how his hat twirls around in the air. classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6eY64Yn_X4
 

The Hills? Not Even mentioned?

Fuck this. I'm outta here.
 

Somebody told these knuckleheads that soaking themselves in cocoa butter and laying under these crazy lamps would help clear up their viral diseases.

But these troll-fuckers thought they said venereal disease and thus they spend 10 hours a day trying to zap away those oozing scabs, cooties and "red, bumpy things."


To those of you who are poor, destitute and not as fortunate as the upper 1% of the world's population this show thrusts a finger in your face, cocks it's smug head back and says Ha ha ha sucks to be you!
 

I never heard of this show. Is it really a show?
 

I already have the nomination, nay, the Winner of 2009 Douchiest Show of the Year.

I'm pretty sure it's a spin off of the Hills as I believe it's some choad wanker from the show, but I've never watched it long enough to actually learn who anybody is so don't quote me on it.

BROMANCE

Yes.

BROMANCE

BROMANCE

BROMANCE

Fuck. The name itself is just douchey, but pretty much the whole premise of the show was basically like hell week at some Legacy based frat. I'm sure the commercial is around somewhere. I'll see if I can't find anymore on it. But FUCK! Just when I thought TV couldn't get worse.
 

Well that took all of one second to find.

BRO FUCKING MANCE
 

And now I'm gonna be sick

Vomit Inducing
 

I've seen "The Pickup Artist," it made my stomach hurt. I couldn't watch that much douche. I'm sorry, how do you not laugh at someone who uses fucking motorcycle goggles that look like they go on your dog as a fashion accessory? Fuck, how can you call yourself a man if you wear those? No thank you. I'd laugh him right out of my space. After he bought me a drink. Asshole. That's the price you pay for taking up my valuable time and axe free air.

Can't say I've seen "Sunset Tan," nor does it appear I want to. I'm surprised that the tv show for Rehab didn't make it as AT LEAST a runner up. Rehab...as a show...it boggles the mind.
 

Yeah, I saw that Rehab show before. I think there's another one on E called Party in Cabo or something or other that's pretty much the same dribble.
 

Party in Cabo is actually a reality tv show about party planners. It happened to be on one day, and it was funny watching totally inept people try and put together parties for A-list celebrities. I don't give it a second season.
 

I must admitt, that I have seen all of these shows, except for Frontline. Sunset Tan is by far the best.... and by best BOOBIES!!
 

I have watched several episodes of this douche spectacle.

Joe douche is the WORST. His fucking house (if it is his house) has some incredible view of a valley. You know this dickhead makes serious bank to afford that.

He had a company party at said house, and after some drinking decided to skinny dip, with some of the employees. (orange and blue dress was one). Classy.

Oh and he's super proud of his crank.

I still cannot believe someone can make a shit load of money selling TANNING in a place that is always sunny. WTF
 

I have never, ever seen any of these shows. I don't watch television and this is the reason. I fear infection. Occasionally someone will hand me a DVD set of something they think I will like and they are ususally correct. My Sweet baby brother, Scud Oblongata, has me watching "Supernatural." I like monsters and ghostie stuff, and I am quite liking the series thus far, as much as I can for a television program.

But to flip on the tube and see this sort of pap? A show about tanning? Gs to Gents, as if that were possible? BTW, brilliant clip, All Your Douche are belong to us@ 10:17, I've seen all I need to see. That was almost cartoonlike, the spinning hat. Fantastic!

A show about tanning.... Now, if you all will indulge me, I am quite anti-tan. The last blistering sunburn I got was at 18. It put me in the hospital and I never went out again without SPF 45, 24-7-365, even in winter, UV rays never go away just 'cause it's cold.

Tanning causes wrinkles. Tanning causes cancer. Tanning accelerates the aging process tenfold. That being the case, why is there not a show about smoking? Or working in a chemical plant? Or people living next to a toxic waste dump? Oh, wait, because it's not pretty. Tanning is sexy. It's bikinied bodies and bare flesh. Never mind that it's cultivating melanoma and drying up that bare flesh like an old catcher's mitt.

Call me pasty, call me a zombie, call me a ghoul. Call me whatever you want, but you'll never be able to call me a football or a suitcase. If I do die of cancer, it'll be from all the organ damage I did over the course of my party years. I'll rot from the inside but I'll still be silky-smotth on the outside as they guide my corpse into the crematory.

Fuck television. And fuck the producers who constantly kowtow to the lowest common denominator to get ratings. Who the hell is Brody Jenner, anyway? And who cares? I don't need to see any of these shows to decide which is the most douchey, they are all a pox on society as far as my snakey self is concerned. They're all Douchey Winners. And by winners I mean scabies.
 

@lord of the douche

From what I can gather, the tanning industry at large thrives on the idea that their chemical torment booths are somehow "safer" than normal sun tanning. Of course, those tanning beds still emit ultraviolet rays, just like the sun. I can't speak for the chemical crap, but I'm SURE the mix of naplam, agent orange, and thalidomide they use is probably just safe as cuddling kittens. As a dermatologist friend says, "A tan is basically your skin's response to an injury."

I predict that we'll soon see a whole subset of society that looks like Cuato after doing this to themselves.
 

@Medusa

Where were you when I was younger and angrier and cynical and horny and wanted to fight the whole fucking system and the whole world and ...

Nevermind. I've answered my own question. I got old.
 

@ Plinky

I was face-down on a bar in a puddle of my own vomit. I would have been real easy pickings, if you could stand the smell of despair and puke.

The older I get, the more I match your self-description in your first paragraph there. I think I'm aging in reverse, getting more sharp as time goes on. And, IMHO, I'm better looking now than I was at 21. Haing a bloated liver and jaundice and smoking 4 packs a day really tacks on the years to a young visage. Take notes, young 'baghunters. Veggies and water, keeps your machine running clean.

Also IMHO, 35-45 are the best years on a man, hands down. You're in your prime. Make the most of it. Stop thinking old and take your angry young soul back!
 

God, those guys on Frontline are douches, aren't they? Fuck them.
 

@ Medusa

That's why I come here, to let my true self run free. That and I like to try on my wife's underwear at night.
But let's just say I shoulda married someone a lot fatter.



darksock's mom is so fat bats like to camp out underneath her rolls.
 

I got an ass full of the Jenner brothers when I tried to watch the reality show starring their incredibly talented step-father, David Foster.

He was constantly on their ass ( which was great) trying to convince them to get a job and get a life instead of leeching off of his good fortune.

So in an attmpt at being entrepreneurs, these dipshits set up a drive in movie on his Malibu estate and charged their "Bro's" to come and hang.

Seeing Foster go apeshit was worth the otherwise waste of an hour.
 

@ Medusa Oblongata-

i'm turning 40 in 12 days.

i'm habitually single, have an incurable foot fetish, laugh hysterically at irony that no one else gets, still have all my own hair and feel that i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

can't you see we were made for each other?


*sigh*
 

What? This beat out Cum Shot at Love? Oh well, I've never seen it either.

The fact that a television show exists about a tanning salon shows how deep into the abyss we've been sliding for the past decade and a half. I've seen the commercials, but they've always been on networks that don't air the show (believe it or not, a commercial for this show has aired on Fox News)!

I miss the old douchebag shows, like KnightRider and Matt Doucheton. You know, the classics.
 

@ douchetoevsky

Rule #1: pics or it's bullshit. Pony up, cowboy.
 

@medusa-

pix and music here:

http://www.myspace.com/themercyfixers

feel free to laugh year ass off..


it's all just unrequited longing anyhow..
 

@anonymous 10.04: Interesting trivia on the Black Dahlia.

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If in fact there exists this "Bromance" show of which you all speak, that would seem to be an Einsteinian black hole of douche in the universe from which even light cannot escape.

I guess as an old guy I find "Rock of Love" interesting: I mean, make up your mind already! An old guy only gets three erections a week without pharmaceutical aid--why take three seasons to pick out a spooge recepticle? Just pick one and get back to the things old guys REALLY like: golf, Charlie Rose, and meatloaf at Old Country Buffet.
 

i haven't seen any of the shows mentioned in this thread (thankfully!) but my first knee-jerk reaction was that THE PICKUP ARTIST wins douchiest name for a TV show, if not douchiest TV show. Sunset Tan must be on the level of Fung to overcome THE PICKUP ARTIST.
 

Argh. All this talk of aging. Don't get me started.

About 15 years ago I was talking to an exGF from 23 years ago, wishing her a happy B-Day - she had just turned 40. I asked,

"So what's it like to be over the HILL???"

Ever the wit, she said,

"It's great - it's all downhill from here! It's like WEEEEEEE! LOOK MA! NO HANDS!!!"

So, my teeth are shot (was born with junk and a lack of orthodonty didn't help), my skin is a mess of odd itchy rashes, my hair is falling out, and I can't seem to lose these 25 unwanted friends sitting on my belt buckle.

Sure. Getting old is great.
 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
All of them I shot



(Nine hundred years I am, and a foot fetish I have.)
 

DB1 I'm upset. You had a typo, friend.

"And while you're voting in the Yearly, the 2008 Douchie Award for Douhiest TV Show goest to E!'s Sunset Tan."

It's OK, the toxic combination of Cheetos and Mad Dog 20/20 gets the best of even the best. I forgive.
 

This show sucks more than Flyteeth's industrial vacuum cleaner.