Thursday, December 04, 2008
Fish Slap is Ready for the 2008 Douchies
2007 Douchie Winner and runner-up to Joey Porsche for the covered HCwDB of the Year, the Hall of Scrote legend that is Fish Slap, wanted to drop by and wish the 2008 Douchie Contestants luck on Monday.
He brought Jenny, the bartender girl, and even brought a friend who loves his penis.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:09 AM 
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Jenny should have gotten a skin graft when she was up on the lift for her boob job. She should quit her bartending job and make a living as a model for skin disease textbooks.
Does anyone else notice how he is subconsciencely leaning toward mr. penis and steering clear of the hot?
# posted by 
: 7:19 AM
: 7:19 AM
Love the Taye Diggs-style skullie: very urban. Add his Peaches-like scowl, and we have a strong contender.
And his penis-loving friend let his orangeade skin dye bleed up into his head.
And his penis-loving friend let his orangeade skin dye bleed up into his head.
# posted by : 7:21 AM
: 7:21 AM
If this was a moving picture a few frames later jenny would be out of the scene and fishslap would have his tongue stuck in Vinny Viagras ear
Turdacious
Turdacious
# posted by : 7:22 AM
: 7:22 AM
TEH SKELS IN CEL BLOKC D WOUD LOVE #J@ GFAGAOTH! #BUTY THEY WOJD LOV HSI ASHOLE MOR#JK THEN HIS DICK!
#*6
TAMRLA!
#*6
TAMRLA!
Fish Slap, aka "My Penis." He's not smiling because his matching "I (heart) My Penis" shirt was in the dirty laundry.
Fuck him.
If she weren't so orange/tan and her boobs weren't so fake, I'd swear she had a look of "I can't wait to get the hell away from these assclowns."
Fuck him.
If she weren't so orange/tan and her boobs weren't so fake, I'd swear she had a look of "I can't wait to get the hell away from these assclowns."
Fish slap looks like a smaller 3rd cousin of Cro 'Bagnon. Notice the prehistoric brow. I like the attire...a vest from a Brooks Brothers 3-piece with a V-Neck T shirt. Douchy but original. Penis lover is also sporting mini Jesus bling. But those boobies on ole Jenny steal the damn show!
# posted by : 7:33 AM
: 7:33 AM
hey guys look closely (i know its early) but penis lover has his arm around fish slap. i think fish slap is gay. thus his dbag assemblage is nothing more than an expression of fine taste and a stylish flair.
dbag pass for gays.
dbag pass for gays.
# posted by : 7:49 AM
: 7:49 AM
Sorry to paint with a "broad brush," but from the neck-up, Fish Slap looks very "Hamas" in this pic.
# posted by : 7:49 AM
: 7:49 AM
When he refers to "my penis" is he referring to the penis that is forcefully shoved up his shitter or the one crammed down his throat?
Fishslap's face has the softness of a coconut.
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Front of shirt: "I Love My Penis."
Back of shirt: "Three Inches of Fun."
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It looks like blondie got her hair out of a Playdoh meat-griding machine.
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Front of shirt: "I Love My Penis."
Back of shirt: "Three Inches of Fun."
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It looks like blondie got her hair out of a Playdoh meat-griding machine.
I think it should be noted that both FS and DD have inked in new tribal tatts this year- I wonder if they went together to get them?
Somewhere out there exists a pic of those 2 choads together- it would be like the holy grail of hcwdb folklore
FFS
Somewhere out there exists a pic of those 2 choads together- it would be like the holy grail of hcwdb folklore
FFS
# posted by : 7:59 AM
: 7:59 AM
From Rehab With Love
The Scrote Who Roofied Me
Casino Roid-al
Douchetor NO
Live and Let Douche
Douche Another Day
Greasey Eye
Douchebags are Forever
The Scrote Who Roofied Me
Casino Roid-al
Douchetor NO
Live and Let Douche
Douche Another Day
Greasey Eye
Douchebags are Forever
Fishslap needs to take the dick out of his ass and lighten up, he looks grumpy.
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Why is Sandie Duncan hanging out with Fishslap and wearing a "I Love My Penis" t-shirt?
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Why is Sandie Duncan hanging out with Fishslap and wearing a "I Love My Penis" t-shirt?
Look how Fish Slap gravitates toward penis boy, when huge fake tittied chick is leaned away from.
Homo.
Homo.
@Dr. Douchebag...true, but....big fake boobies, a woman does not make. she could be a dong-taper.
just sayin'.
just sayin'.
From the "Help A Brother Out" Department: Y'all might want a gander at HyperSexualGirl's latest "Half Nekkid Thursday" blog.
"Leave 'em wanting more," indeed.....
"Leave 'em wanting more," indeed.....
off-topic a bit, but...
next Friday my wife's agency has their Xmas dinner/party. they do a hilarious drunken white elephant gift exchange. my gift this year is going to be DB1's book.
speaking of which, there was a massive stack of them at Urban Outfitters yesterday.
they make great stocking stuffers.
next Friday my wife's agency has their Xmas dinner/party. they do a hilarious drunken white elephant gift exchange. my gift this year is going to be DB1's book.
speaking of which, there was a massive stack of them at Urban Outfitters yesterday.
they make great stocking stuffers.
Fuck Fish Slap.
Way to come back strong pfah.
I was beginning to worry that DB1 would have a 'Where's pfahdouche?' one day....
Way to come back strong pfah.
I was beginning to worry that DB1 would have a 'Where's pfahdouche?' one day....
@douchetoevsky....thanks brother. yeah, we went to the mountains, i grew out my beard, didn't shave my back, drank a gallon of Knob Creek, ate turkey, went for walks, etc.
it was nice.
happy to be back here too.
@paper or plastic?....heheh..."brownfinger". nice.
it was nice.
happy to be back here too.
@paper or plastic?....heheh..."brownfinger". nice.
@ pfah_
Gracias.
So are you saying that your wife is also in the "agency" biz? Not sure if I could handle that...
Gracias.
So are you saying that your wife is also in the "agency" biz? Not sure if I could handle that...
# posted by : 8:34 AM
: 8:34 AM
So, Legolas cut his hair, got a tan and started hanging with Fish Slap.
And he likes penis.
I. am. shocked.
And he likes penis.
I. am. shocked.
@pfah we are doing ugly christmas sweater/white elephant party on saturday. then i depart on my week long vacation to california. life is good.
@ pfah_
I figured that, which is good. Especially since our biz tends to be populated with sweet young things...
not that you'd ever...
you know...
I figured that, which is good. Especially since our biz tends to be populated with sweet young things...
not that you'd ever...
you know...
# posted by : 8:51 AM
: 8:51 AM
@bcs....sweet! well feel better and go enjoy my home state of Californication dude.
@paper or plastic?...our business does tend to attract the young hotts, doesn't it? and yeah, i'd never. but i ain't blind. heheh...
@paper or plastic?...our business does tend to attract the young hotts, doesn't it? and yeah, i'd never. but i ain't blind. heheh...
This is the first thing that Fish Slap and I have in common. I'm freakin' ready for the Douchies too. Oh, I guess its the 2nd thing - I have occasionally been seen with hot chicks.
btw, as the DB1 rolls out the big guns (Bra, JP, is Gator for later?) the Slap is looking very much like an Arabic flesh peddler... "You, like her, she very good. used to be a man, but sexy, sexy. I train myself"
my god that man is ugly...am I the only one who thinks he resembles the retarded cousin of Nick Lachey?
Clearly, someone Photoshopped "MY" onto dickboy's shirt. Well done.
This photo ooozes homo.
This photo ooozes homo.
# posted by : 9:18 AM
: 9:18 AM
@ Archdouche Franz Ferdinand
very funny follow up to Anons also funny 7:14 post
very funny follow up to Anons also funny 7:14 post
# posted by : 9:30 AM
: 9:30 AM
I wonder if anybody's every wedged Fish Slap between their mattress and box springs and wailed away on his mouth. Because, yanno, his mouth looks like the pooter mold on a mangina.
Not that I've ever wedged a mangina between my mattress and box springs. I've just heard it works...
Not that I've ever wedged a mangina between my mattress and box springs. I've just heard it works...
I wonder if FishSlap thinks "oh fuck, I am going to wind up on HCWDB,com again" every time he gets his picture taken.
Like those boobies though. MMMMMMMMM boobies.
Like those boobies though. MMMMMMMMM boobies.
# posted by : 10:54 AM
: 10:54 AM
Fish Slap looks like a damn Ninja Turtle in this pic.
http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/TMNT_wallpaper/TMNT.jpg
I think the penis shirt is part of the festivities for the post-op party for the man/woman on the left. The one on the right is an earlier "success" story. I guess that was Slap's charitable organization in the Douchies last year or something.
http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/TMNT_wallpaper/TMNT.jpg
I think the penis shirt is part of the festivities for the post-op party for the man/woman on the left. The one on the right is an earlier "success" story. I guess that was Slap's charitable organization in the Douchies last year or something.
wow Fish Slap is getting heavy competition even in his pic. this is gonna be a tough one.
so are we gonna have a category along the lines of "Best Multi-Bag Action?" only the most battle-hardened bag hunters / huntresses can survive having to make such judgments, i believe.
so are we gonna have a category along the lines of "Best Multi-Bag Action?" only the most battle-hardened bag hunters / huntresses can survive having to make such judgments, i believe.
Slap....
Fish Slap....
Fish Slap is Back....
I cry a little inside....
"I love my penis" douche haunts my soul....
Make it go away....
Of all that is holy, make it go away....
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
Fish Slap....
Fish Slap is Back....
I cry a little inside....
"I love my penis" douche haunts my soul....
Make it go away....
Of all that is holy, make it go away....
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
# posted by : 11:34 AM
: 11:34 AM
Wonder why FS tatted a bootprint on his chest?!?!?
I woulda just done the real thing for him for free!
Curbstomp for the win!!!
I woulda just done the real thing for him for free!
Curbstomp for the win!!!
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
I wonder if FishSlap's friend loves FishSlap's penis? Maybe FishSlap loves his?
Is that hott just sunburned or is that rosacea?
Why has FishSlap adopted terrorist douche chic? All he needs is a Che t-shirt to go with the Popeil spray on-beard and the balaclava.
I'm sorry, but Joey still beats FishSlap for HCwDB of the Year.
Is that hott just sunburned or is that rosacea?
Why has FishSlap adopted terrorist douche chic? All he needs is a Che t-shirt to go with the Popeil spray on-beard and the balaclava.
I'm sorry, but Joey still beats FishSlap for HCwDB of the Year.
# posted by : 1:39 PM
: 1:39 PM
I wonder if FishSlap's friend loves FishSlap's penis? Maybe FishSlap loves his?
Is that hott just sunburned or is that rosacea?
Why has FishSlap adopted terrorist douche chic? All he needs is a Che t-shirt to go with the Popeil spray on-beard and the balaclava.
I'm sorry, but Joey still beats FishSlap for HCwDB of the Year.
Is that hott just sunburned or is that rosacea?
Why has FishSlap adopted terrorist douche chic? All he needs is a Che t-shirt to go with the Popeil spray on-beard and the balaclava.
I'm sorry, but Joey still beats FishSlap for HCwDB of the Year.
# posted by : 1:40 PM
: 1:40 PM
LOL Anon ^
Hey, Pfah!!! Welcome back! Out in the woods, eh? Do some stabbin' in the cabin?
Hey Adolf...now you know why those of us from the midwest are always fleeing to other states. Did you have the barbecue yet?
Fish slap, goddamnit. Fuck fish slap. And his little dogs, too! Here are three very good reasons why Chicago needs another fire.
And to continue, forgive me for the repeats, but I don't feel like re-reading the entire thread.
From Douchia With Love
Roidfinger
Chunderball
You only Poo Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Douchebag
Douchebags Are Forever
Live And Let Douche
The man With The Orange Abs
The Spy Who Douched Me
Doucheraker
For Your Sucklethighs Only
Bleethtopussy
A View to A Bra!!
The Living Douchelights
Licence To Fung
Quantum Of Greygoose
Hey, Pfah!!! Welcome back! Out in the woods, eh? Do some stabbin' in the cabin?
Hey Adolf...now you know why those of us from the midwest are always fleeing to other states. Did you have the barbecue yet?
Fish slap, goddamnit. Fuck fish slap. And his little dogs, too! Here are three very good reasons why Chicago needs another fire.
And to continue, forgive me for the repeats, but I don't feel like re-reading the entire thread.
From Douchia With Love
Roidfinger
Chunderball
You only Poo Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Douchebag
Douchebags Are Forever
Live And Let Douche
The man With The Orange Abs
The Spy Who Douched Me
Doucheraker
For Your Sucklethighs Only
Bleethtopussy
A View to A Bra!!
The Living Douchelights
Licence To Fung
Quantum Of Greygoose
Medusa wins.
Jenny's fake choppers are almost as big as her plastic bags.
Slap's slowly morphing into a skull cap wearing proboscis monkey.
Peen lover looks like the Sham-Wow! carny guy. But flame-broiled.
And of course:
Fuck Fish Slap
Jenny's fake choppers are almost as big as her plastic bags.
Slap's slowly morphing into a skull cap wearing proboscis monkey.
Peen lover looks like the Sham-Wow! carny guy. But flame-broiled.
And of course:
Fuck Fish Slap
@ Douche Wayne aka The Scrote Knight: I can think of another oven for her.
Fuck Fish Slap. And Fung, while we're at it.
Fuck Fish Slap. And Fung, while we're at it.
# posted by : 7:17 PM
: 7:17 PM
Ahhh Slap when last I saw you you were kneeling in a bathroom stall at the local Taco Bell servicing your um er friends chalupa. "Extra mild sauce, Sir."
Fuck you
Fuck you
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@ Medussa
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Yes, now I know why everyone hauls ass from here. At first I was like, "Kewl, snow!!!!!!" Now it's like, "Fuck, it's so freaking cold, my nuts are shaking!!"
ASvB
@ Medussa
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Yes, now I know why everyone hauls ass from here. At first I was like, "Kewl, snow!!!!!!" Now it's like, "Fuck, it's so freaking cold, my nuts are shaking!!"
ASvB
Fish Slap is the General McArthur of Douchescrotery, "Old Douchebag's never die, they just fade to orange."
# posted by : 9:50 PM
: 9:50 PM
aaaah. fishslap.
fishslap, fishslap, fishslap.
fuck you, fishslap.
little's changed but for fishslap's ethnicity.
fishslap has what you might call a "prominent brow". also a "prominent nose". indeed, fishlap has a "prominent face".
fuck it, man, this dude looks like the predator with his mask off
fishslap, fishslap, fishslap.
fuck you, fishslap.
little's changed but for fishslap's ethnicity.
fishslap has what you might call a "prominent brow". also a "prominent nose". indeed, fishlap has a "prominent face".
fuck it, man, this dude looks like the predator with his mask off
# posted by : 10:08 PM
: 10:08 PM
fishslap looks like hes aged 13 years since his last picture. honestly this could be fishslaps dad.
# posted by : 11:10 PM
: 11:10 PM
no offense to fishslap if he is indeed armenian or something, but this dude is straight selling wares in this picture
# posted by : 11:16 PM
: 11:16 PM
In nature, animals who are scared show things that are supposed to scare off predators...like penis shirts, blond porcupine quills, fake "im a hardcase" stares....all of the these are momma natures way of sayin "keep away"
WOW...that's a lot of orange. From this angle Mr. penis has a pointy ear and this guy looks like he needs to be molesting something. And by the look on his face it doesn't matter what it is.
His penis is probably as long as the i on his shirt. Why do people find this type of apparel to be funny? I will rejoice when the stupid quote t-shirt days are over.
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