yay....someday i will marry halo angel and kiss her sweet anime face lightly with bacon grease.
 

I sincerely have feelings for halo.
 

i preface this by saying halo angel is my favorite hott so far, and i can only imagine her taught gymnast body. her vagina probaly smells like lemon verbena. but doesnt the hand she has wrapped around pouty-douche look unusuall large? i wonder if its swelling from the contact.
 

i would give halo angel foot rubs every night after I got home from a hard day at work, and feed her bonbons dusted with the finest cocoa powder known to man and cry myself to sleep just so she would know how much i loved her.
 

I just carved "Halo Angel 4 Eva" into my chest using a razorblade, then smeared black ink from a bic cristal pen into the cuts (ala Mark Walberg in Fear) so that she knows how much i love her.
 

Douchelexic would give it to her hard and fast up against a wall, because that's the way she likes it.


and then he'd call her the next day, because that's the kind of man he is.
 

i would camp outside her house with a pair of high powered binoculars and/or an army issue sniper scope and watch over her day and night so that she knows how much I love her.
 

@pfah

I would also buy her an egg mcmuffin.
 

all right - Halo Angel is so darn cute. Her "man" is the biggest DB. Look at that idiotic kissy face and beardo look. She could do so better than him... Congrats Halo Angel you made many a member happy today.
 

i would introduce fung as a long time friend of mine....that is how deep my love for halo is.
 

Ok Douchelexic, I understand you love Halo, I love her too, but do not make me push you out of a window.

She makes me want to wear pink poofy stuff...I hate pink poofy stuff...This must be what girls look like when they aren't pervs, or have the ability to hide it really well.
 

call me crazy, but i think that Halo Angel keeps a Rabbit and a Silver Bullet in the glovebox of her Mitsubishi Eclipse.
 

@ash-
I will talk to her about loaning you pink poofy stuff. she has a lovely collection.
 

@pfah-
cmon dude, Halo Angel would ONLY drive a Jetta. Just look at her.
 

WHY IS SHE WITH HIM?!
 

@douchelexic...you're right. a MUCH wiser choice.
 

"We know that Halo Angel uses Herbal Essence shampoo. And it smells like sunshine."

Even if she poos, which I doubt (especially since she couldn't get anything that large out of her little buns), it would smell like lavender or lilacs. She is a sweetheart, so the bearded DJ Dave there must be her brother or cousin or something. Remember, he wants a "sweat girl."
 

he kinda looks like Chris Elliot.
 

And by "that large," I of course meant the asshat next to her in the photo.
 

@ pfah 12:45

I would have gone with Tom Green. I'm sure this guy has had those kissy lips on a moosecock or two.
 

I want to be her first time.
 

He looks like Chris Elliot if Chris Elliot was at the San Diego Wild Animal Park immitating an orangutan pressing his face against the windshield to see " Waz Happenin' ?!? " inside your car.



The other monkeys would throw poo at him
 

@Douchelexic

Erm, sorry. I think I'll break out in a rash if I put anything like that on. Jesus, looking at her is like looking at a box full of playing and napping puppies. I can't handle this gooshy girly feeling! For the love of god make it stop!
 

he looks like chris elliot if chris elliot was funny.
 

He looks like Gonzo from the Muppets.
 

I'd like to make sweet love to Halo in her pink Honda Element with the furry, pink dashboard cover and the pink, fuzzy dice hanging from her rearview mirror and while I thrust profoundly into her sweet, pink {{*}} with sheer conviction and force I slowly begin hear Beethoven's Ninth Symphony drawing to it's crescendo and as I'm just about to climax I pull out, raise up on to my knees, thrust my arms into the air to signify vicitory, I cry out like a Barbarian who has just conquored a thousand armies and I blast my pink hoo-ha juice into the air with the velocity of a 50-caliber bullet and ...



What I'm trying to say is I dig Halo Angel very much.
 

pfah wrote:

call me crazy, but i think that Halo Angel keeps a Rabbit and a Silver Bullet in the glovebox of her Mitsubishi Eclipse.

No shit - she DOEs look like one of those sweet young things in the Mitsubishi commercials from a few years back. What was that tune - right:

"Breathe" by Telepopmusik. Awesome track.
 

Heh heh heh.

Plinky has pink hoo-ha juice...
 

@ plinky-

ummm....pink hoo ha juice? that seems a tad off color my friend.

You get what i did there? I used off color in two ways, like a a double entendre. off color like its not the right color, and also because halo angel doesn't have sex in cars. she is too sweet and pure.
 

@ crucial and douchelexic

I was staying with the pink theme I saw earlier in the thread.

And what's wrong with having pink jizz?!? Real men shoot pink.
 

@ash-

gooshy girly feelings are good. saves on lube expenses.
 

@ plinky

the saying is real men wear pink. It was originally created so gay men could feel manly, but then it was co-opted by douches so they could wear their pink shirts they bought while "experimenting" in college, without people knowing they crave cock. all the time. in their mouths and nostrils. cuz they love cock.
 

@douchelexic

Speaking of cocks, where are darksock and Baron von Goolo today?

Oh, I think this is their "special weekend" together. 'Nuff said.
 

i love that the regs only rip on each other when they aren't posting.

point in case:

Fuck BCS. He's a cock too.
 

bcs is busy starting the next wildfire in California.
 

@douchelexic and crucial

You cats fans of Patton Oswalt?
I've got 1 of his cd's ... pretty funny dude.
 

@Douchelexic

Hey, don't rip on BCS. He took Call in Gay Day so seriously that he took the week off and went to California. Let him follow his heart.
 

@douchelexic

I rag on darksock all the time, regardless if he's here or not.

And he does the same to me.

It's a fun little game.

Oh, and pfah and I always rag on each other.

pfah put your hands in your pockets, your fingers smell like rotten crotch. I can smell them here in Cleveland.
 

@ Plinky ~

When your hoo-ha juice is pink, it usually means you have an infuction.

Halo Angel would NEVER be down with that.
 

@plinky..."rotten crotch"?!?? that is NO WAY to talk about your mom.
 

and plinky? that's not rotten crotch. that's just how Cleveland smells.
 

@ pfah-
but then who would know about her rotten crotch better than the one who ruined it?
 

why do you think they call it a cleveland steamer?
 

@Douchelexic...that's a good point. we'll have to wait until next week when bcs is back.
 

@pfah and douchelexic

BCS is the one you need to make the Cleveland jokes to. He's born and raised here (I believe).

I just happened to move here 9 years ago.

Stop laughing. Seriously.


No but BCS gets pissed when people rag on Cleveland. Make fun of the Browns. Tell him his mom looks like a fatter version of Romeo Crenell.
 

@Plinky,

I get all my comedic jolly's from Clive Barker.
 

@plinky-
I thought romeo crennell was the fatter version of romeo crennell.
 

I believe palm trees evolved precisely with the knowledge that one day man would use their fronds to waft soft breezes on Halo.
 

@Plinky, 1:57 p.m. -

I had the pleasure of hearing Patton Oswalt riff on the potential of Larry the Cable Guy becoming a serious comic while his fans kept clamoring to hear "Git 'R Done" or about how his grandmother farts. I love twisted shit like that.
 

Now that Halo Angel is the official winner, can we take an Easton to that chode that is mugging her?

Please?

I'm serious, can we?
 

Yes, Desert Douchehunter. You find him and post and address and I'm sure someone will take care of it.

Of course, I'll subsequently insist on being the first to console her.
 

I would buy her a hot pocket. From Alabama.
 

I'm trapped in a 3-day board retreat...trapped like a beaver.
 

YESSSS!!! I'm on fire. I shoulda bet money. You know, 'cause running the risk of bookies kicking my ass excites me.
 

@ Adam
You leave my halo angel alone! We are in love. We are getting married. And we are going to have little anime babies.

I'm sure a few more days locked in my basement will show her how much i love her.
 

@Medusa, no problem, you're my wife (I think we got married in a previous thread but that may possibly be my caffeine induced imagination skewing the facts.) and with that comes the protection of my Sicilian family. Just mind the use of the word "Italian" around them...
 

I've always wanted a Halo hovering over me!
 

i've always wanted a face + boobies shot of Halo.

a virgin can dream can't he?
 

Huzzah! Leave it to Hot Chicks with Douchebags and, um, democracy, to prove that Democracy works!
 

I love Halo Angel so much that the star is coming down and she is going up on top my Christmas tree.

So there.
 

The dude looks like the panicky guy from Platoon that got blown up with Johnny Depp:

"Dat's gook stuff man..."

"No, Sal; dis is important"...BOOM
 

@ ash

Hooray!!! After failed marriage #1, I thought maybe it might go better if I had a wife the next time around. You know, so someone besides me could cook and clean, and someone would listen to me instead of watching sports all day. And two sets of boobies. Efficient!

And not to worry about The Family. Parlo un'po l'italiano...chi parla in faccia non e' traditore, si? Non che male per la mezzo polacca e mezzo irlandese, ehehehe....
 

@ crucial 2:16 PM

Clive Barker's Weaveworld is an epic novel
 

I know he is pulling kissy lips but he is super hot :)
 

Oh Halo Angel. I would love to decorate you with a little of my Christmas cheer.

By "Christmas cheer" I mean large, jetting doses of splooge.
 

My fear with Halo is, remove that eye liner, copious foundation, and blonde streak highlights, she'd only look meh. Do like the peach fuzz on her cheeks though.

The dude is just, well, uber douchelextreme and could use a kick in the nuts with a steel toed boot.
 

@Medusa

Hoorah for two sets of boobies! And yeah, I'm currently trying to secure a position as being a live in "housewife" minus the sex. I'm fully domesticated, I even scrub the floors! And if you start whipping out the Italian around my family they won't care what you are ehehe. Tho explaining getting married to a woman may require more than just throwing some Italian at them...Yay Roman Catholics! I swear, there should be a guilt-off between Jews and Roman Catholics to see once and for all who can do it better.
 

@ash-

Try being a half jew raised roman catholic. i feel like i killed jesus, but i also feel like telling myself that without myself i wouldn't have a religion.
 

I would very much like Halo Angel to perform certain oral acts upon my non-flaccid member until I contort with an orgasmic joy only felt when listening to jazz flute.
 

@Douchelexic

Good god man! How did you survive that one?! I have enough issues without throwing ANOTHER religion on top of catholicism. You deserve a prize.
 

Halo Angel please
While I nibble on your toes
Sing Aqualung loud
 

@ash
survival isn't really a problem. Jews and Catholics are both pretty anti suicide/murder/killing stuff.

my big problem is that my girlfriend says I apologize for everything, whether its my fault or not. To which I reply, "I'm sorry."
 

@Douchelexic

I want you to know that I'm laughing so hard my side hurts. Why? Because my boyfriend says the exact same thing about me. "Stop apologizing!!"

But!...IM SORRY!

Altho, I think the last time I actually said those words was something along the lines of "Well I'm sorry that I don't keep track of how many times I cook your dinner, do your laundry, do your dishes, or clean up our room and bathroom like you keep track of how many times you've washed a cup or two of mine." Yeah, don't try to pull shit on me about me not pulling my weight around the house because you wash a few dishes every now and again. I learned from the some of best guilt masters and I can pull it out on you like no one's business.
 

I just came on Halo Angel's pic. Ahhhhh.
 

Oh FFS, why are mouth-breathing degenerates like that permitted to muddy up the gene pool with their douchiness? Nothing would please me more than to grab that wannabe by his scrawny little windpipe, shake him until he cries and begs for his mommy, and tie him up in four-point restraints. That way, some ugly, fat, man-hating nurse can angrily and roughly insert a catheter into his tiny, malformed ding-ding, laughing merrily and wallowing in schadenfreude the whole time. Then, when his laughable excuse for manhood is shriveled and filled with polyethylene all the way to his kidneys and he's hog-tied and screaming, I can waltz in and save Halo Angel from his absurd excuse for G-Unit masculinity and adore her in the manner she so richly deserves...